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2014

07

Oct

Jessica Chastain in Lingerie for Interview of the Day

I’ve never seen THE HELP and even if I did, girls become invisible at 30…it’s like they don’t even exist…and never really existed…unless you marry them and are stuck listening to their shit.

So unless you were famous before 30, it’s going to be impossible for this motherfucker to figure you out…I mean until you start posing in underwear..then I look – but I don’t really want to touch – because well – it’s like chewing old gum you find on the sidewalk – it’s been done…no matter how tasty and pink it may be…

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2014

07

Oct

Drunk in Public Eats Shit and Other Videos of the Day

The Man Who Cuts His Own Hair…

Man with Road Rage VS Passenger

Naked Girl Thrown from a Car in Some Immigrant Country

The Kangaroo Box in Suburban Australia is So Typical

Weird Lesbian Cries About Her Chicken…in a Restauran…This Can’t Be Legit…

Naked Protestors in France

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Oct

Morning Hangover of the Day

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Does this guy have cameras set up in my neighbors laundry room where his wife keeps her dirty panties? How's he know I'm coming? Repent.

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I need this guy next to me every time I masturbate in public places. From laundromats to public transit – Starbucks to College Campuses…together we can make my orgasm a religious experience and a performance art piece I can’t get arrested for. REPENT.

Tinder love is dry on a Monday….

Here are some stepLINKS

Girls Tugging On Their Clothes is Pornographic
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Ariana Grande Kissing Big Sean on a Roller Coaster of the Day
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13 Pervert Elephants!
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Angelique Frenchy is Topless
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Megan Fox – Botox Face
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Stop Motion Parkour
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Lil Kim Stiff Face….
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People VS Birds
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Padma Purple Golddigger Cleavage
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Why Britain Uses Separate Hot and Cold Sinks
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8 Trees That Don’t Know How to Give Up
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Michael Phelps is Suspended From Swimming!
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Mayweather Posing With Cash is Ridiculous
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Iggy Dumpy Ass in Spandex
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The Dad from 7th Heaven is a Child Molester
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2014

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Her name is @haley_meghan and she's just become one of the #stepGIRLS – memories of Sunday night panty flash @step_girls

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I think it is safe following me into a back alley – is less interesting that following me on INSTAGRAM – unless you’re an angry gang of feminist lesbians – in which case – you probably would like to follow me into an alley to rape me with your prosthetic penises you use to feel like the man that your soul tells you that you are – but even you can follow me on instagram -I post babes – and babes are what we have in common…

That said. Drink time…is all the time…but especially right now instead of writing this nonsense

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Candice Swanepoel Topless Pics…
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Bill Murray Sings Bob Dylan…
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Megan Fox is Waxy as Fuck
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Headline of the Day – Ebola is the Isis of Viruses
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A Cook Kills His Girlfriend – Cooks Her – Then Kills Himself
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Katy Perry Chugging Booze and Diving Into a Crowd in a Short Skirt for College Football
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Big Fucking Tits
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Brooklyn Decker Sex Scene
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Nick Hogan’s Dick is On the Internet…
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Kristen Stewart Picking Up Keys…
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Mariah Carey is a Good Singer…When Her Voice Fucks Up…
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Olivia Holt is Kinda Young and Hot…
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Slut of the Day
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27 Celebrities Who Have Been Hacked
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Surprise Party Fail….
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Sheep Terrorizes the Citizens of a Town
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Jessica Biel in Australia
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Natalie Anderson Panty Flash…
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A Tribute to Blake Lively’s Legs
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This Singapore Airlines Suite is Pretty Intense
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Kesha Legs
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Blake Lively’s Pregnancy Belly…
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Anais zanotti in a Bikini
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Rachel McAdams of the Day
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French Montana With Some Shitty Girl in a One Piece
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Perfectly Looped GIFs
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Bruce Jenner is a Fucking Woman
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Candice Swanepoel is Topless
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What Hot Sauce Labels Say About America
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Dakota Fanning Lives
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MMA Knockout of the Day
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16 Cartoonist Who Changed the World
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Lea Michele Cleavage!
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McDonald’s Create YTour Own Gourmet Burger
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Paris Hilton See Through
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Weird Bridesmaids Photos
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Myeleene Klass in an Orange Dress
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Mariah Carey Big Cleavage
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Olivia Wilde is a Hot Mom…
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Bruce Jenner Jumps the Gate at Elton John
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Things Couples Fight About…
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Lea Michele’s Mourning Ass of the Day
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Katy Perry Corn Dog Hustle
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Kim and Kanye in New Orleans – the Instagram Travelogue
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16 Pop Culture Villain Jack-O-Lanterns
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Babe Gets Naked on her Exercise Bike
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High Calorie Throwdown
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Winona Ryder’s Big Fucking Tits
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Girl Watches Friend Masturbate
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Karen Gillan Hot in Lingerie..
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Fat Ass Compilation…
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Some Pam Anderson’s Titty Flash
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Lesbians of the Day
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Spread Ass of the Day
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O-Face of the Day
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Cam Girl Tits!
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Get Vapes!
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2014

06

Oct

Chelsea Handler Titty Flash of the Day

Apparently Chelsea Handler posted this picture of her tit on twitter…I don’t know if it’s legit or not…I don’t even know which on in the pic is Chelsea Hander…

I would ask why? But, I know it is safe to say that the only reason anyone knows who this hack Chelsea Handler is, is because she was good at getting into this position…There’s a sex tape somewhere out there, some casting couch blow job shit, she’s a bottom feeder who reminds us all that being a whore means you can make it…as long as you can live with your vapid opportunist self…and you can after it worked out for you and everyone thinks you’re so funny….and amazing, except the network that cancelled your show – throwing you back into the wild of trying to find your way and navigate through life….showing your tit…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2014

06

Oct

Emily Didonato’s Selfies of the Day

Emily Didonato had some behind the scenes nudes released…

I don’t know if they are actually her or not – only because I don’t even know who this girl is – I kind of wrote her off when I found out she dated Jake Gyllenhaal – the enemy…like actual pansy ass enemy who tried to fight me once – but now that I see she’s posting naked – I can forgive her terrible decisions – even if it was only last year.

I can assume that that was just a marketing play…and I guess so are these and based on how good she looks – I still smell Gyllenhall Semen on her leg from when she would fuck his homo ass with inanimate objects..and looking at pics of a girl isn’t the same as knowing or respecting a woman – in fact most girls who are taking pics of themselves trying to get famous are hard to respect…

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2014

06

Oct

Kat Dennings Molests Mannequins of the Day

Kat Dennings is feeling up a mannequin and I think it’s safe to say – I prefer her self shot nudes – because despite being chubby as fuck – she’s got some massive tits…and sometimes tits are powerful enough to erase all the other flaws a girl has – like a gut, pregnancy belly like Blake Lively, cellulite and even active herpe lesions – scabs everywhere but damn them tits…

The key to this picture is the person appalled with her – trashy, not very ladylike behavior – because there is no class in the world…

Posted in:Kat Dennings

2014

06

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Nude Selfies of the Day

Kelly Brook is the big old boob model from the UK, who moved to America, and who hasn’t really ever achieved any major American success, at least not in movies, which she is trying to do…and who is now posting nude pics on the internet to get looped in with the other celebs to seem relevant by association….

I support these moves, she’s almost 40 and never too old to get naked – with her big natural tits….

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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

06

Oct

Gigi Hadid Tit for S Moda of the Day

Gigi Hadid is an LA rich kid “model”

Gigi Hadid is making bullshit moves in her career, that I guess is still a career, even if it was given to her by her vain, rich, ridiculous looking father for a Christmas gift one year, because her rich ass already had a pony and modeling careers are way more in right now – it’s like a reason for her to do shoots for her instagram or some shit…not that she gets paid…

She’s the Daughter of Mohammed Hadid – some billionaire real estate developer who has some really powerful friends like the guy who owns Guess, because that’s how rich people function – they keep their 1 percent closely tied together – while making the 99 percent their fucking slaves…..so she was cute enough to use in campaigns….

Now she’s an it girl – and in S Moda…not showing nipples.S he’s good enough to K-Fed…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

06

Oct

Pam Anderson’s Old as Fuck Ass of the Day

Pam Anderson ass, like her liver – is dead.

What isn’t dead is that I still want to sniff it, I see sexiness in elderly sluts…

Call me crazy, maybe it is a Pumpkin Spice, the fall colors, the end of a season – making me reflect on what was…Playboy chick with dumb tits who inspired a generation of bleached blonde bimbos with Playboy tattoos…getting naked to get famous…..She is the sex tape originator….

Maybe I just like the whole Ebola zombie scare…and the Halloween season that makes me leathery, rotting flesh…that smells like rotting flesh..

Or maybe I just like witnessing sadness…

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