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2014

24

Sep

Creepy Masks for TREATS! of the Day

TREATS! put out these pics of some hot models in masks. I didn’t really bother looking up the photographer or really anything about it – because I was up on some ISIS kick and into girls wearing masks – because as a mask wearing weirdo – I understand the plight of the masked person – you know no one right swipes you on the internet, no one wants to be friends with you, girls don’t want to send you nudes unless they see your face…but I also know the beauty of telling a girl “No one will know it’s you if you put this on and let me take pics”…so masks are less a fetish and more a tool to get girls who otherwise won’t get naked..naked…and that works for me…whether artistic, or done on my cellphone…I just care about the tits.

Posted in:Treats

2014

24

Sep

Nina Agdal Catalog Bikini Pics of the Day

There are two things I am not a fan of…one is catalog pictures in any and all circumstances, they are photoshopped weird, they celebrate clothes that I want nothing to do with, and they most importantly, showcase no pussy definition or nipple, which is really the only reason I am looking at catalog pics in the first place…you know a tribute to the 70s when I was self discovering in shitty catalogs that couldn’t afford photoshop or what they called “air brushing” since photoshop didn’t exist…I’m old…It’s like I’m not going to be purchasing any of this shit, show me the fucking cameltoe…

The other thing I don’t like is Nina Agdal’s face. If I was into it, I’d be working as a volunteer at the severely retarded center…you know trying to prevent them from masturbating everywhere we fucking go…but their big brains have figured out that they can get out of working and spend their days masturbating by playing dumb..clever fucks….unless they are Nina Agdal, who’s ego forced her out of the institution and onto the pages of SI…

I still love her body though…I’m not all negative…I got love in my soul

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

24

Sep

Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

I would have a hard time believing that Izabel Goulart isn’t shooting these fitness videos for dudes to jerk off to…there is no way that a model, who has been sexualized her entire life by creeper photographers and brands paying her to get half naked, like a common sex worker, doesn’t realize that an ass video in short shorts doing leg lifts is fucking pornographic…and not informative workout lessons for fat chicks everywhere to emulate and mimic in efforts to get their own model ass…It’s like “ok…set the camera from a low angle looking up…film in slow motion and let me do 4 really erotic reps and leave it at that…and the world will be a skinnier place”….I think it’s more about “I’ll do this, get hits and at least 5 dudes will jerk off so hard they rub their dicks down into clits”….

Either way, glad it happened.

Here she is at some event a few days ago – not really wearing pants… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

24

Sep

Sarah Hyland is Fun of the Day

Sarah Hyland is fun…

No, I’m not just saying that because she lets her boyfriend choke her out so bad she had to get a restraining order..some pyscho asshole pussy who beats up girls.. WHO’S PICTURES I HAVE POSTED BEFORE BEAUSE HE’S A PHOTOGRAPHER…..and no, I am not saying that because there was a series of vagina pictures claiming to be her on the internet…something that would really be impossible to prove, even for the most seasoned virgin loser…and no I am not saying that because she’s learned from Sofia Vergara who has taught her the plight of the girl with tits just trying to win emmys and no…I am not saying that because she looks 12….or maybe I am…

Here’s some action for her restraining order photoshoot…showing tit…because that’s what Psycho ex boyfriends like seeing when they creep on their social media using fake accounts.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2014

24

Sep

Sex on the Street and Other Videos of the Day

Robbers Get Shot

Dog Plays in Water Fountain

Snake Surprise

FEMEN Protests ISIS Topless

Posted in:Videos

2014

24

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Telling girls you just met that you want to hate fuck up the ass without lube – will probably not turn them on as much as it would your bored wife who you actually hate and who is looking for excitement.

In fact, it will scare her off….

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John Malkovich in Iconic Photos….
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Every time Corey
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Will it Blend iPhone 6
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Emma Watson Nude Photos Threats was a Marketing Stunt
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Jessica Chastain Big Tits…
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Three Suspects Hate Crime Charged in Philadelphia
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Music Video on 14 Screens
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Ashley Lee – Water Whore
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20 Messed Up Things People Do in Everyday
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7 Useless Construction Projects
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2014

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

The best strategy for social media is to pretend you are 22. It turns out that the under 25 crowd is way more down to fuck with you and your internet mask wearing stupidity – no matter what crazy shit you say – when the girls actively looking for a 45 year old in a wrestling mask are just fat and lonely and don’t even care that you are in a mask…because as long as you answer them…they feel like they are going to be OK…

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Chelsea Heath Booty….
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Mom with 6 Kids has Banging Body
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Tianna Gregory has a winning Ass
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Ariana Grande Ass
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25 Craziest Sport Fan Stories…
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Jessica Alba in the Park…
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Beyonce Naked Belly
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Aneta – Bikini Slut
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Drunk Bro Jumping Off His Roof
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The Three Titted Florida Chick is Lie…
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Taylor Momsen in Concert…
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William Shatner will be in Star Trek 3
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Little Miss Sunshine – Ain’t So Little
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Nina Adgal in Lingerie…
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Tight Dress
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10 George Costanza Mad
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Charlie Sheen is back on 2 and a Half Man
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Daphne Hoy in a Bikini….
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Lucy Hale Jogging
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26 Ikea Hacks That Will Make Your Life Awesome
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Kate Beckinsale at the Airport Looking Hot
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Meghan Trainor Says She’s Not All About That Feminism
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Sofia Vergara on Set of Access Hollywood
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20 Ways Forced Perspective Will Both Confuse and Please Your Mind
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15 of the Strangest Things People Found in Thrift Stores
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Courtney Stodden Pink Panty Flash….
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Eva Green Toplsss from Sin City…
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Casey Batchelor – Bikini in Dubai
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Charlotte McKinney Nurse Tits
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Hafsia Herzi in Exit Marrakech
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Jordana Brewster in Shorts…
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Kaley Cuoco on the Toilet…
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Lara Bingle Have Pregnant Tits
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Girls in Bikinis….
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace – The National Reality TV awards in London
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Top 10 Remember Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner – When Everything Seemed So Simple…
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Jessica Impiazzi Strips….
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Maria Popova for Treats!
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Another Maid Gets Paid to Clean Naked
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum…
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Two Fingers – One Butthole
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Amateur Sex…..
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Multi-Vitamins for Drunks…
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Ass Play Ends Shitty
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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2014

23

Sep

Anais Zanotti Eating Ice Cream for The Headhuntr of the Day

Her name is Anais Zanotti and she is eating Ice Cream for my friend TheHeadHuntr

You may know Anais Zanotti as being one of these no name, do nothings, instagram celebrities who isn’t even a celebrity, but rather someone in Miami who is friends with the paparazzi and who gets into the media because the media likes bikini pics…because that’s how I know her.

Apparently, there’s more to her than that, you know that whole fame whoring and trying to get people to talk about her has a greater purpose…I am just not sure what that purpose is…I am just too absorbed in the fact that her name reads as “ANUS” and the last time I made and “Anus” eat ice cream – I had to buy new bedsheets…

Not to mention, she’s the second girl named Anus I’m posting today, making me think that in France, Anus is a popular name. I guess they are so modern when it comes to sex and like a homo, anus is less of a shitting organ and more of a sex organ…you just have to clean it out proper…

None of this has to do with Anais Zanotti or TheHeadHuntr …or their pictures…at least not that I know of…no one sent me the behind the scenes video.

FOLLOW @TheHeadHuntr FOR MORE PICS OF BABES

Posted in:Anais Zanotti

2014

23

Sep

Andrea Yurko for TREATS! of the DAy

TREATS! Magazine is another one of these amazing magazine that partners up with various photographers and gives them a venue to showcase their work – with one very very important key element – the models they use are babes…and the models they use get naked.

It’s this mind fuck of photographers want the exposure and work for cheap, models want to be Treats girls, because it worked for Emrata, and the whole this is a win for everyone involved, even us, because some hot Voyeuristic pics of babes like Andrea Yurko happen…for you to masturbate too…all while pretending to be into art…

She is Amazing…I want to sing her vagina love songs…

Posted in:Andrea Yurko

2014

23

Sep

Lady Gaga See Through of the Day

When you hang with old guys – wear the sheer dress and massive nipple pasties – because old guys see past your broken down face and can focus on your young enough body – because even as I get older – the girls I wouldn’t fuck back then – I would totally fuck now – strictly based on the fact that they are 20..and everyone loves tits – especially when it is time to promote a new album…with Tony Bennett.

I saw Tony Bennett live a few years ago, before his first Lady Gaga album as released, and he was pretty much making fun of the whole thing to the crowd, he wasn’t calling her out on being a ugly beast who craves fame to validate her existence, but he did make fun of her obvious publicity stunts – but that was before he made more money than he ever made in his career because of her – leading to him only releasing music with her for the next 5 years – because along with being a cow – she’s also a cash cow…

It’s funny what money will do to a motherfucker who likes money…I am sure now he encourages all this shit, maybe he even bought her the dress to get a few more hits, maybe there will be a sex tape, and really as horrible as she is, I am not against her tits…I am an equal opportunity titty employer….doesn’t matter who they are attached to, so long as they are tits.

All this to say, this is how I expect people to dress to all functions at the Old Folks home. It keeps things hot and bothered…and weeds out the weak…who aren’t used to girls being such whores.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Gaga