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2014

16

Sep

Anastasia Ashley in Maxim of the Day

Maxim doesn’t let me post their content because they are cocksucking lawyers who don’t like that I laugh at how they’ve failed in adapting to the internet – as their magazine died off and the caliber of their women pretty much went to shit…they threaten to sue me always…

But I guess with all multi million dollar brands, they have turned things around, have repackaged their garbage and have lured better quality girls….at least that is what I am going to assume after watching this softcore pornography behind the scenes video of Anastasia Ashley…that makes me want to take on surfing, as long as surfing involves masturbating on surfer girl ass while they do silly erotic poses by the pool without cracking a smile or laughing at herself…which takes serious fucking talent in and of itself…
?Either way, she’s a babe.

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2014

16

Sep

Rihanna in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

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Rihanna brought some thickness to a yacht in Barbados, and I am not talking about her friend or family, or fellow countryman in the one piece…I am talking about her thighs and ass that I guess are taking a beating thanks to not being on tour and working out…because I guess Rihanna is lazy…

For some reason, even though I don’t care about Rihanna or any of these THOTS, I always get annoyed of pics of Rihanna when clothed, because she’s historically naked, sexed up, showing tit, making this bikini top totally out of context and unnecessary for all parties involved since we’ve already seen her tits…maybe she’s on her period and it is forcing her to keep her pants on…

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2014

16

Sep

Sienna Miller’s Nipple of the Day

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In case you forgot that Sienna Miller existed, this is her throwing out a reminder…but intentionally wearing a see through dress, with her nipple exposed, which isn’t a big deal at all, I mean it’s just nipples and tits are just tits, I see this shit everyday, and if you go to Europe they are everywhere….not to mention we’ve already seen her naked last decade when she mattered and was actually in movies…but it’s still welcomed behavior…because it’s better than not seeing nipple….

Fascinating right, I should be a modern day Philopsher…maybe I already am one…and just don’t know it….Deep…

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2014

16

Sep

Lara Stone in Panties of the Day

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Lara Stone is the enemy because she tried to sue me for posting her bikini honeymoon pics…but since she’s a model who gets half naked for money in pictures I get to look at – like these ones of her in panties…I feel like I have won…this battle…because there is nothing more rewarding that trying to decipher a girls vagina lips in a photoshopped pic, even if there is also nothing more humiliating and depressing that this is how you spend you time…

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2014

16

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Fat Rolls of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel, celebrated Victoria’s Secret Model, is seen here, sitting, with her belly hanging out and fat rolls practically hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what is seriously vile an disgusting, letting herself go, maybe she’s pregnant behavior that is unacceptable by my standards for a Victoria’s Secret model, even though Victoria’s Secret seems pretty keen on their Brazilian Catholic unit getting knocked the fuck up on the regular…

I mean to think girls aspire to have bodies like this is repulsive. It’s hardly anorexic enough. Doesn’t she know what her fucking job is…and why she’s made the millions…seriously…

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2014

16

Sep

Abbey Clancy’s Funny Lopsided Implants of the Day

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Abbey Clancy, or Abigail Clancy as she’s known professionally…is a WAG, which means soccer wife, which is something pretty major in Europe since Soccer is the biggest fucking thing…and in being a WAG, has managed to have some kind of “lingerie” modeling career, that I would argue never really paid the bills, but was more of a casting credit to keep her Soccer playing man happy that he was married and spending his Soccer money on her…it’s a status thing….and now she’s out at events wearing no bra and sheer dresses, showing hte world her lopsided implant…nipples aiming to the right on this one…and it makes me laugh knowing that no girl going under the knife for tits to help their career is really doing it thinking that is gonna end up like this….

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2014

16

Sep

Adrienne Curry Thong for Twitter of the Day

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Adrienne Curry is up there on the worst possible fame whores to ever exist, only to not actually ever become famous, because she was a few years too early….

She won the first America’s Next Top model, which didn’t propel her into the world of Fashion like Tyra probably expected with the show, but rather into the world of selling your soul for trashy reality shows that were so insignificant that no one fucking cares that you were on them, or that you exist…

She married a guy from the Brady Bunch or some shit, and leveraged that as hard as she could, shamelessly because she’s a disgusting human…

Now she works Comicon festivals targeting nerds in Cosplay, because nerds are a loyal market, when not posting pics of her naked and half naked on the internet for attention…and the whole thing makes me ask one question…why the fuck hasn’t she done porn yet…not because I want to see her fuck, but because I want to see everyone fuck.

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2014

16

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio in See Through Shorts of the Day

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Mom Alessandra Ambrosio, who I like to pretend isn’t a mom, because it makes looking at her more tolerable, wore see through shorts to some Madrid Fashion Week event, shorts that I am partially excited to see come into trend, you know that all mom’s of two will wear, especially the ones in line at Walmart, because I am ready for that level of disgusting.

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I guess if that doesn’t interest you…here are some pics of her in workout gear back in LA

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2014

16

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Pregnancy Pics of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere in the above picture looks like she is in the blowjob stance and that makes me laugh, probably because she should have given the blowjob, she’s too young for this being knocked up thing, even though everyone is knocked up…

It makes me think, like most pregnancy pics, because I can’t imagine girls every actually wanting to ruin their lives with kids, since kids ruin lives, whether she had just one too many abortions to risk being barren with this one…since she’s not pushing 40 and still has a decade of fucking to do to make it count…

It also makes me think, shit pregnancy isn’t attractive…alone with all the ruined body, sleepless nights no one cares about, aging 10 years in the first 9 months, and anyone who says they love the pregnancy glow is some lonely fuck who hasn’t had the chance to knock a girl up and never will, but wishes he could so that he’d never be alone again…

Cuz anyone with eyes, see just how unnatural this whole thing is. It’s like an Alien Invasion or something.

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2014

16

Sep

Diora Baird in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Diora Baird, but she sounds like she was probably a pornstar…or escort to the stars, but thanks to a google search – it turns out she’s an acrtress, which I guess is pretty much the same thing, at least in terms of shame and level of sex it requires to get to a point where people notice you posing in a bikini…

I don’t know, she hasn’t done very amazing stuff, and she’s 31 which is practically dead, not only in Hollywood terms, unless you want to get in on the Golden Girls Remake…but also in everyday life…since very few men jerk off to 31 year olds in bikinis, unless they have a fetish or they are at a public pool and the only girls there are over 30, in the geriatric aquafit class….she took a minute to snap a pic from…because tits get hits…

I am sure if you google her, you can find her naked…she seems like that kind of girl. I am just too lazy to bother…

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