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2014

09

Sep

Dissecting Emily Ratajkowski of the Day

I am already considered a misogynist asshole who is highly negative, maybe even a hater…when really I just poke fun at overrated girls who I feel don’t deserve all the fame and attention they get because they are talentless hacks who are just polarizing a situation that involves them fucking the right people, and in turn the right people giving them jobs. It’s a series of who you know, who you fuck, who your family knows and all of a sudden the media goes along with it, making them a lot of money, even considered stars in their own right, feeding their egos, and I just come in to say “hey, what’s up, you look like a short, stalky, dumpy Lea Michele the second you aren’t being photoshopped in nude photoshoots that show off your tits…”…it’s like this is a “top model”…or someone worth celebrating, when she looks more like someone I wouldn’t even look twice at on the street, because she’s not beautiful, she’s bird-faced, weak chinned, and shitty bodied…

Yet…people celebrate her all because she got into a nude music video and now she’s a fucking hollywood star…that’s pulling some serious fucking scams…and for that reason alone I break her down and point out her obvious flaws that I know you all see, but would still fuck, because you’ve seen her naked…

I just think there are way hotter, more interesting girls out there doing great things that deserve the attention this bratty Hollywood trash is getting…they just aren’t getting naked and photoshopped for the right people.

We call her Emily Rat Cow – because she’s got the face of a rat, the personality of a cow and her first name is Emily…

She’s not as hot as you think she is, she’s not as hot as she thinks she is, and I even think she may have cankles…

So dissecting girls, breaking them down, highlighting their flaws doesn’t make me feel good about myself, I just don’t like seeing people celebrate something they shouldn’t…false idols motherfuckers, I think there’s something in the bible about that….

Now, let’s focus on the real babes of the world, like the girl at the coffee shop who held my dog for me while I stared down her shirt….she was lovely.

Here’s lots of hype, little substance…and inspiration to all the talentless girls willing to get naked that there is hope for them…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

09

Sep

Mugshot of the Day

This is one of the darker mugshots I’ve seen, I mean sure the woman in the mugshot has a nice, friendly smile….looks like she got a DUI, or was publicly nude or something silly that involves sex, drugs and rock & roll…you know the kind of criminal record you look for when writing love letters to inmates in prison as groundwork for when they get out and have no one to call but you – leading to pretty much guaranteed sex….it’s the TINDER of the 90s.

This mugshot was taken after this 24 year old mom confessed to killing her two kids (three and one), by suffocating them with plastic bags, during a custody battle I assume she wanted to win…with one of the fathers…because each kid had different dads. Modern…or maybe trashy as fuck…

What this reminds me is how amazing it is that gay people are given shit for having kids they want to raise in nice homes, dressed nicely, educated properly…but ghetto trash can shit out kids they can’t afford and in turn kill them off like lunatics…

The world is fucked, and this mugshot…really fucked.

Here is this devil woman in a bikini….her name is Sonya Spoon and she’s fucking evil…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2014

09

Sep

Kendall Jenner Naked for Instagram of the Day

Kendall Jenner had her nude pics taken by Victoria’s Secret photographer Russell James. I am going to assume it is for his new book, because he posted this very similar picture of Adriana Lima naked thanking her for participating in his book….

I like to think that the Kardashians hired him to include them, all in efforts of Kendall landing a gig at Victoria’s Secret as one of their models, because in case you didn’t know, that’s kind of what her hustle is, and what better way to do it than with their main dude.

I find the whole thing, and their existence ridiculous, and I just hope that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t give her that stamp of approval she seeks because it is good publicity for the brand. I don’t think this or really any Kardashian should be an icon or inspiration to anyone, especially not the youth, and I am a guy who is all for self shot interracial porn for profit….it’s just they are so vile as a group…I can’t appreciate the good they’ve done in their exploiting of themselves and their children to get rich…and instead I just see red…

I guess what I am saying is that these Kendall nudes should have more black dick in them, you know do it for the family or something…I don’t know…I just know her older sister outting this pic is all part of everything wrong with these idiots…creating their own nude scandal without any of the pornography portion….waste of time.

Here she is walking the Tommy Hillfiger Show – With Cameltoe and Nipples…10 pounds too fat to be a model…

TO SEE HER FASHION SHOW PICS WITH NIPPLE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

09

Sep

Lunatic Ordering Food and Other Videos of the Day

Pitbull Training – Not Sure if this is Cruel or not..

Teens Beat a Mentally Challenged Person – Horrible – Make Sure These Fuckers Go to Jail

Waterboard Ice Bucket Challenge

People Save Woman in a Flood

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Telling a girl you just meet “that vagina is getting spermed”…will probably not impress her, unless she’s a very lonely and sad person, in which case probably the last person whose vagina you want to sperm…another fail, in the same kind of realm of weird is replacing vagina with uterus, only calling her uterus her UTE…”that ute is gonna get spermed”…if you know what I mean…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning.

Models for Fashion Week
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Nina Agdal’s Instagram Bikini
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Awesome Break-Up Notes
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Miley’s Mom Thinks She’s 12
GO

WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
GO

J.Lo is Back in the Movies….Playing a Woman Who Fucks Her Teen Neighbor
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Indian Guy Puts Motorcycle on the Roof of a Bus
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Lady Gaga Huge Cleavage
GO

Rihanna in Spandex
GO

Kids in Cosplay
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes a picture of an ass is a religious experience that you may or may not want to pray to, but you definitely want to prey on….

Sometimes, you’re sent so many nude pics from various girls that they all kind of blend into one another, making one massive vagina you want to crawl in and die.

Sometimes, your shitty life…is not so shitty…even if you suck at it…

I’d like to thank the random squirting, asshole fingering video emailed to me today – for inspiring.

Here are some stepLINKS

Seth Rogain VS the NFL
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Top 10 Celebrity Instagrams THis Week
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Lauren Stoner in a White Bikini
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Huge TITS…AND THE GIRLS Who Show Them Off
GO

12 Breakup Notes that Make Me Laugh
GO

Tasteless Ray Rice Joke on Fox News
GO

Hannah Ferguson’s Underboob
GO

Kesha in a Bathing Suit
GO

Kate Upton Fat in a White Dress
GO

Kate Beckinsale in Toronto
GO

Anastasia Ashley in a Slutty Bikini
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Rita Rusic – Old and Hot in a Bikini
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Candice Swanepoel’s Hot at a Fashion Show
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Anne Hathaway Booty
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Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow Stand Up to Cancer Together
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Megan Fox Promoting Bullshit…
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10 Ways Adding a Small Detail Changes Everything
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Adriana Lima’s See Through on the Red Carpet
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Rihanna Ass Flash in a Bikini
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Erin Heatherton – Boring on the Beach…
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Mila Kunis Pregnant Ass in Tights…
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Cara Delevingne in Toronto
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Vienna Giardi’s Got a Hot Juicy Ass
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8 Kids Who Had Hoop Dreams Crushed
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26 Most Expensive Cars Ever Auctioned…
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Salma Hayek at TIFF
GO

Nina Agdal Slutty Instagram
GO

Miley Cyrus Topless In Public
GO

Braless Rihanna Let’s Me Enjoy Her Nipples…
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The Worst Neighbor’s Ever Were caught on Video
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SLUT of the Day
GO

Karolina Kurkova – Hot Bra Top at an Event
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Fran Drescher’s Wedding Picture makes me Laugh
GO

Big Brother Scandinavia Boobs!
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Nina Agdal Does New York Fashion Week
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Royal Uterus Pregnant Again
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Lea Michele Big Cleavage
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Beyonce and Jay Z Are Gonna Be Ok
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Ariana Grande Thinks She’s the New Mariah
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The Smallest House in the World is for Sale
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Irina Shayk’s Leg Show
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12 Appearances of the Word Boner in Public Places
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Rihanna in Spandex
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Phil Varone from Skid Row’s Groupie Movie Exclusive
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So THis is How LEsbians Do it
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Rachel Williams is Topless in a Chair
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Alexandra Daddario is in the Best GIF Ever
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
GO

This is a Good Place to Fuck
GO

Greek Sluts
GO

DUTCH Reality TV is Full of Nudes
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Susan Slaughter Slutty Pics from Ghost Hunters
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
GO

SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Sep

Miley Cyrus Naked in V Magazine of the Day

I saw some of these pics last week, it was pretty much known Miley was going to be naked in the magazine, but I don’t think the world cared and after seeing her tits, I don’t think anyone cares because these nipples are fucking everywhere….and despite still thinking nipples are great, the whole thing is not that exciting anymore…the internet ruined porn…and now our fetishes are designed to be way weirder than just getting off to a tween star turned slut…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

08

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Wet White T-Shirt for Rolling Stone of the Day

Here is a nipple-less Taylor Swift, because I guess that’s what happens when you’ve dated so many guys and girls that your nipples have been rubbed and/or sucked off from wear and tear, in a little fashion video for Rolling Stone that was run through a handful of instagram filters to make it look like it was shot in the 1960s on 8 mm film, in some family film but unlike a snuff film on 8 mm, or a sex tape, it was just her running around boring, not all that erotic considering how much of a dirtbag her vagina is rumored to be…but it still happened…and you’re supposed to care, so care.

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

08

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Ass is 100 Years Old of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is 100 years old, and this is her ass in pants that should offend me, because that whole mom dressing like her tween offends me, even though I know they are just craving male attention and male attention craving is something I look for in girls…..it usually gets them more naked and willing to do dirty things – like facials….and anal and all the other stuff they learned in their horrible marriages with either bored husbands or the men they cheated with…

ALl this to say, even at 100, in the right ass lifting pants, this is strangely hot…and I hate J.Lo for making me think that.

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2014

08

Sep

Nicki Minaj Teaches Models How to Anaconda of the Day

Nicki Minaj historically has the most ghetto fucking instagram. I guess that’s her way of pretending she’s not the whitest motherfucker in the room at every hip hop show, because this whole pretending she’s a black rapper is working for her…white girls fucking love it.

But I’ve been following her for a while, the pics are always shit, the way they use it shit, and I’m like doesn’t she have a team to handle this properly…

I guess she got the message, because during fashion week, she put together this video of models learning her stupid song and dance…and as someone who loves models…I totally approve of this behavior or at least of this kind of viral instagram…it’s her best work..and despite her shitty song…models trying to twerk…is magical…so this is officially the one thing of value Nicki has done in the world…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj