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2014

05

Sep

Russian Woman and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Couple Fighting

Putin is a Cry Baby

A Group of Unprovoked Black Kids Beat Up a White Couple

Kids Fight Security Guards

UK Primeminister Handshake Fail

Criminal of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

05

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The Failed sext of the day:

“On a scale from 1 to I am wearing depends – how wet is your vagina”

Here are some morning links…

Jen Selter Still Has a Fake Ass
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The Weirdest Things on Google Streetview
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Scar-Jo Baby Maker
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12 Restaurants That Should Consider a Name Change
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Yasmine Colt – Bikini Bottoms
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Lisa Opie in a Bikini of the Day
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The Best Sorority Girl Tits in a Promo Pic I’ve Seen Today
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Larry David Talks Dating with Fallon
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WATCH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
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Kim Kardashian Hates Rita Ora
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Jonas Brother is a Homo
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Aaron Rodgers Refuses to Shake Richard Sherman’s Hand
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14 Google Safesearch Results for Dirty Phrases
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

In the wake of Joan Rivers’ death, I can’t stop looking at Bar Refaeli’s anus from the leaked pictures this past weekend, the two things are totally unrelated, but I guess I knew she was dead back when the botched surgery happened last week. 81 year olds don’t recover from that shit, even if they are robots…

To deal with my sadness of the loss of a talent, even though I don’t care, but love her or hate her, she was talented for a girl, I am going to make girls let me watch them get off…as payment for my attention.

Here are some stepLINKS…

25 Movies That Already Sound Like Their Own Porn Parodies
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Things the Bounce
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Maria Sharapova – Tennis Ass
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Brad and Angelina Got 5 Million for their Wedding Pics
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Daisy Lowe is Amazing
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Floyd Mayweather Fiancee is Suing Him over a Gun
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Kids are Weird.
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Models in Bikinis Taking Selfies
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Ashley Greene Busty
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Hailey Baldwin in a See Through Top…
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Slut of the Day..
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Jessica Biel Gets Cheated On
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12 Restaurants that Should Change Their Name…
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I am So Into Taylor Swift’s Legs
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Alyssa Milano Birthed a Hairy Little Troll
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The Hottest Jennifer Lawrence Pic You’ll See This Week 😉
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Kim Kardashian is a Nasty Slut..
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WWE Diva Ass Flash
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UCLA Volleyball Team is Alright
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Chris Pratt Threw a Terrible First Pitch..
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Some Yasmine Colt Hooker Looking Girl for Some Water Company
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Some Jessica Killings Chick from FHM
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Justin Theroux’s Bulge
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Some Ashley Tisdale Chick Legs
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Some Debby Ryan Chick for some Bello Magazine
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Girl Not Wearing Bras
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The 35 Hottest Beyonce Pics….
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January Jones Wants Fat Jews To Drink her Butt Sweat
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Some Vanessa Hudgens at Some Event
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Some Camille Marrone Chick for Some Clothing Company
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Compilation of Old School NFL Commercials
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15 Songs Your Favorite Artists Should Have Never Made…
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Jen Selter Ass Pics
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Anne Hathaway Booty
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Legal McKayla Maroney – Bathing Suit
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Alexandra Daddario See Through to Bra
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Rihanna in a Bikini on Vacation…
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Some Amanda Seyfried Legs
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The Next Dancing With the Stars Contestants
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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11 Satisfying Mentos and Coke GIFs
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Big Old Boobs
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Seagull Shits on a Girl’s Face
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WATCH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
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Girl and Her Booty….
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Find Cougars Who Want to Fuck You
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Titty Torture
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Tessa Fowler Has Huge Boobs
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Singer Disses Handicapped People
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Greek Chick in a One Piece
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Tennis Camp Flash
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Jogging Flash and Cameltoe
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Sep

J.Lo and Iggy Azalea Booty Teaser of the Day

J.Lo and Iggy Azalea have a song called Booty…because I guess they both have big fat asses, and asses are trendy, and white girls everywhere are celebrating their fat asses, and I am not into hip hop, but I get the appeal for the most part, if they aren’t horribly fat and riddled with cellulite, and if they girl with the fat ass either has done a lot of squats or more importantly, some waist training, as these chubby white girls do…and in being J.Lo and Iggy Azalea it’s pretty gratuitous, even though J.Lo is too old for this exploitative ass parade, and this Iggy will just do anything to next level herself…so working with J.Lo, who will do anything to stay relevant…makes sense and so does their fat asses covered in Jelly, lube-like substance…

Posted in:J.Lo

2014

04

Sep

Luci Ford in a Bunny Mask by Lisa Boyle of the Day

Her name is LUCI FORD ….these pictures shot by Lisa Boyle ….

I’ve posted on her a bunch of times before because she’s pretty fucking lovely…but these pictures are on some other level of fetish…full of masks, milk, tongue, and whatever the fuck else is going on that just made me want to milk myself to watch my wife lick it off the window, except for the fact that my wife is disgusting…

Posted in:Luci Ford

2014

04

Sep

Ashley Benson Posing With Burrito of the Day

Ashley Benson’s biggest flaw is her love for Burritos. I mean she’s so fucking into the fuckers that she’s posting pics of her with one like they are on some romantic getaway in Europe. Normally girls don’t eat in public and pretend that they are stuffed after eating a baby carrot, so this kind of behavior is clearly fucking reckless, especailly when I’ve seen her topless, half naked, in bikinis, and all that other good stuff that clearly outlines how she’s a solid 10 pounds too fat…10 pounds she’d lose if she didn’t have romantic love affairs with burritos…the whole thing…quite disappointing…where has our world gone that makes girls think it’s ok to not only eat, but promote eating…I mean maybe I’m just old school and from an era of eating disorders…where the only people posing with food would be those who didn’t actually eat food, just to spin their starving themselves to death storyline…chubby girls loving food because their parents sold them off to the entertainment industry and food is the only thing that feels like a hug to them…isn’t cute, unless you’re into stuffers, which is a fetish that involves watching fat girls eat and eat to get fatter and fatter, which I am not….

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

04

Sep

Elsa Hosk for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Swedish. Fascinating. Right…I mean I’d assemble her badly after transporting her on the roof of my shitty euro car…to house my TV and collection of sex toys…because when dealing with Swedish people, you need to always reference Ikea, otherwise they don’t exist…

The real fascinating thing about her is that she’s such a serious fucking babe, that she’s gone from being a NUDE MODEL IN IMMIGRANT VERSIONS OF AMERICAN MAGAZINES …you know serious bootleg shit…and has turned it into a serious career making over a million dollars a year…

Most nude models I know turn to escorting….but this one turned to Victoria’s Secret….

I mean sure, I like the old Elsa better, this one has changed…at least based on her clothes alone…but she’s still lovely as fuck and worth keeping track of…you know, not just in her work, but in where she buys her groceries, and where she lives and where she is at any given time…some call it stalking…I call it being into a girl you’ve seen naked on the internet…I mean…she’s kind of asking for it…if she didn’t want it, she could just get an office job like normal girls…right?

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2014

04

Sep

Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples of the Day

I guess Rita Ora, the latest it girl, who has been trying really fucking hard, I’m talking as hard as her nipples, to be an it girl, since being scooped up in the UK to be the next Rihanna, a bunch of years ago, to which she just kind of lingered around never really securing anything major, until realizing that if she collabs with any of the bigger names, people will start to notice and as long as she dresses appropriately for the paparazzi, focusing on her key assets, she’ll be fine…and get where she needs to be….

I mean, I’m sure she’s had millions in the bank this entire time, but these girls want more than just a record deal, they want to be the next big thing, the Gaga, or Katy Perry, or whoever the flimsy artist with shitty marketable music of the time is…and I guess Rita Ora is on pace for that…or at least she’s trying and I kind of appreciate the way she’s trying…because nipples..

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Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

04

Sep

A Babe and Her DonkeyTees of the Day

I gave my friend THE HEADHUNTR a couple of fun and amazing DONKEYTEES and he came back with this….you know a nice traditional shoot of a babe doing laundry in a bucket, reminiscent of a simpler time, when women got down with intense physical labor just to maintain the household, while husbands fucked their secretaries and didn’t get in trouble for it, even when they got caught…you know an era of being drunk all the time…reckless and as long as you were white you could get away with murder….

The model may not be naked enough, but for some reason, beneath the surface of these pictures is enough fantasy…that I can work with….like that wet t-shirt pic…nice.

GET FUN AND FUNNY SHIRTS HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE

2014

04

Sep

Gisele for Under Armour of the Day

There’s nothing feminine or even erotic about Gisele punching the shit out of a punching bag for Under Armour…

It makes me think that she’s just an angry dude who just got gay bashed after leaving the tranny bar…but that’s just because she’s always been on the fence of boy and girl…the grey area that is good for a pro athlete with Gay tendencies who doesn’t want to come out as gay to embrace and marry since she had a career as a lingerie model which aids the public image aspect…with a bit of a hard man face to aid in the wanting to fuck dude aspect of any public affair…

But for some reason, I keep watching it, because deep down I know she’s not a dude, but a woman, who can probably kick my ass…

I still think Under Armour should have gone with a pro Athlete, and not a pro overrated model, but whatever, I’m not their ad agency, I just probably should be.

Posted in:Gisele