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2023

14

Feb

Tom Green is Based of the Day

As ridiculous as Tom Green may be, he’s actually pretty brilliant….

For a few years, the comedy festival here would give me free tickets, you know, because I am an important media outlet that covers pop culture and a gift to the local community that doesn’t know I exist…..

But yeah, free tickets meant I’ve seen a bunch of their headliners and shows over the last 20 years and none of them ever make me laugh. Stand up comedy is just fucking lame as shit….

A few years ago, I went to see Tom Green and I was actually laughing the entire time….the only other comedian I laughed at was Don Rickles because he was making racist jokes about people int he audience.

Anyway, I wasn’t a Tom Green groupie, because like you, I found his comedy pretty dumb, but at the same time, I did respect him because when he first happened, I was living one city away from him (and I still am).

It was the 90s when he launched his cable access show and people in that city would record his shows and physically send VHS tapes to our city where we’d collectively watch his shit and at the time, pre internet, it was next level and insane.

During the pandemic, I saw he sold his LA house, he moved to acreage in Canada, where he can be off grid and self sufficient and I thought he must be based.

I thought, he must know that the USA is done, that COVID is a fall of society play and that this vaccine shit is poison, so run back to Canada to be left alone, even though Canada is more fascist than anywhere, at least it was pre-TRUCKER protests, but when you’re rich, you don’t have to fall for the same rules everyone else does.

Anyway, he’s at his house in Costa Rica or some shit and he posted up a BASED video about the UFO PSY-OP to distract you from trains, human trafficking, pipelines, collapses, etc.

I found it refreshing, since all other famous people are cucks to the system, scared of losing their position, as they PUSH poison and lies on the public for personal gain.

Based Tom Green! Fuck yeah.

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2023

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Valentine’s Day Eve, which like Christmas eve should be a mad scramble to get everything lined up to ensure you fuck tomorrow. Get romantic motherfuckers because there’s some love addicted sluts out there waiting for you to show them some attention….

There are many slutty girls with no no morals out there who may denounced traditional relationships because they are modern and indoctrinated…into hooking up with randoms so that they’ll end up old, fat and with cats……but on that one cheesy, commercial, holiday of the year they crave a little Girlfriend Experience, Romance, even if it’s just LARPING or COSPLAY…

Sure, the good ones will likely have better dudes to choose from for tomorrow’s fuck, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t any table scraps laying around, you know, the forgotten FISH LIPS that aren’t so much forgotten, but rather not worthy of being fucked, but as people with no standards we know….the villages run through trash, is our pile of trash we’re willing to stick our dicks in…but I guess jerking off to porn is easier, less effort, and the same amount of sadness.

My theory is that girls are open to romance tomorrow which means there are man haters out there who are ready to let their guard down for a fuck….but seems like too much work…so maybe just stick to jerking off to porn, assuming you still have enough testosterone to make boners…

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Charli XCX See Through Dress
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Candice Swanepoel’s in a Bikini for her Brand
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Genie Bouchard’s Sweat Stains at the Gym
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10 Top Rated Slippers
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Selena Gomez – Huge Cleavage
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Katheryn Winnick Nipple Pokies in a Swimsuit
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Rihanna’s ASL Interpretor is Going Viral
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7 Times People Predicted the World Would End but were Wrong
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Kendall Jenner’s Thirst Trap Fail
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Ireland Baldwin’s Bikini and Baby Bump
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Eagles Fan Throws Punches at Casino
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Megan Fox and MGK are Still On
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Man Learns How to Pleasure Women from Adult Stars
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Christina Aguilera is Team Rihanna
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Tina Kunakey’s Bikini Body
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Sandra Bernhard naked in 1994
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Drone Diving from a Tower
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Salma Hayek Hot Outfit at the Brits
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Kendall Jenner and Irina Shayk Do Marc Jacobs Campaign Together
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Jackson Mahomes is Embarrassing at the Super Bowl
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Robert Pattison Buys New House
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Testing the Kylie Lip Challenge
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Parents are Arguing about The SIMS
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Rihanna’s Super Bowl Performance Came with a Baby Surprise
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Birds Fight Over Nest
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The Streets of Philadelphia During the Game
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Cyclist Gets Slapped During a Race
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Foraged Branches to Make Big Sculptures
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Electric Car Catches Fire
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Diana Flores is the Flag Football QB from the NFL Ad
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Making Maps in 1961
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Vehicle Gets Rocked in the Earthquake
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The World’s Largest Pizza
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Fletcher Cox has Interesting Style
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Khloe Kardashian’s Bikini Body
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Eagles Fan Destroy the TV
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Burping and Dinosaur Roars in Public
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The Old Drive-In Movie Theatres of America
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John Cena is a Naughty School Girl
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All the Celebs and Sluts at the Super Bowl
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Chrsiten Harper’s Cleavage in a Tight Top at a Super Bowl Event
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Megan Fox Tits in a Skimpy Shirt at the Super Bowl
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All the Celebs and Sluts at Fashion Week
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Oliva Wilde’s Nips in a Tight Shirt
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Sara Sampaio Cleavage in Mexico City
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Tallia Storm’s Bikini to an Event
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Meg Donnelly in a Strapless Dress
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Jessie J and her Belly at the Brit Awards
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Ashley Roberts in a Tube Top Dress at the Brit Awards
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Ellie Goulding’s Hard Nips at the Brits
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Charli XCX Sheer Top at the Brits
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Bebe Rexha Performs at a Private Event
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Charlotte Lawrence Tries to be Sexy in a Photoshoot
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Pam Anderson Tries to be Hot in a Photoshoot
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Another Set of NIPS at the Brits
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Vanessa Hudgens with a Slutty Friend
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Salma Hayek’s Big Tits at the Brits
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Minka Kelly’s Fat Ass in Leggings
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Iris Law in a Bikini Top at the Brit Awards
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Ashnikko Side Tit and Bare Ass with Growths at the Brit Awards
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Baby Got Back
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Helping the Homeless
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Naked Amateur Nora
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Releasing the Titty Knot
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Car Fuck
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Mental Mondays
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Big Aerobic Tit Flash
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Naked Lily
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27 Shit Days
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Gabi’s Tight Body
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Naked Kasia
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Busty August Skye
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Naked Cowboy Chick
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Sauna Ladies
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Cum Masters
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Leg Up for the Upskirt
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Amateur Fuck
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Houseplant and Pussy
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Grip on the BBC
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Deodorant Time
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2023

13

Feb

Iggy Azalea is Slutty and Wet of the Day

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You know, I thought Iggy Azalea was a pile of dog shit when she marketed herself as this actual celebrity rapper chick, basically appropriating some sort of culture that was not her native Australian Outback Steakhouse Kangaroo Fucking Koala Eating general good time…

I couldn’t believe the mainstream bought into it and didn’t cancel her for it way back then, and her ego just got so big, she was easy to fucking hate….fake ass and all.

But for whatever reason, her producing and selling nudes like a common hooker, like a low level slut with a dream, like an indoctrinated “Sex Work is Real Work” cashing in on the subscription model that exploits SIMP dudes everywhere….makes me like her.

I get that it’s a cash grab, but it seems like it’s more an “Everyone’s got a Price” and she’s going for it to get that money in and that’s hilarious.

I get that it’s an attention thing, a LOOK at me, a way to feel hot and sexy for the exhibitionist she clearly is….but it’s still so low level, desperate and trash and that’s hilarious.

I guess I like the underdog story, where this dog is near rock bottom and cashing in before she officially hits rock bottom.

I’m a fan…not a subscriber…but a fan of the whoring, it takes the guesswork out of whether she was an actual whore or not! The great equalizer!

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2023

13

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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Nothing like some seasoned veterans who have had sex to completion at least once, which may or may not be a good thing, but it’s something, to fetishized and stare at in their nude content….

Maybe you’re into someone who has taken a load and turned it into a baby like some kind of freak wizard….

Maybe you like the FISH LIPS weathered and blown out and the MILKERS dried up after having been used the way they were born to be used.

Maybe you’re into someone who is able to keep a child alive, who understands responsibility and nurturing something that came out of her vagina, kinda like that time you kept your loads in a jar in hopes of carving them into something epic to sell on ebay.

Maybe you’re into the WHORE bug biting so hard that even moms get in on it, because why focus on raising your kids, when you can be publishing nudes online…

Whatever your reason for LIKING the MILFs, here are some MILFS that I wouldn’t necessarily LF, but that someone out there would so they still count.

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2023

13

Feb

Charli XCX Brings Her Nipples to the BRITS of the Day

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Charli XCX is at the level of fame where she needs to wear a sheer dress, nipples out, to get noticed.

It’s like a lonely woman hitting the grocery store with a pair of pants up her cunt, hoping a dude will offer to take her out on a date to get to know her, but the shameless self promotion version.

It’s a little “No one pays attention to me, don’t they know I’ve been playing malls, bars and nightclubs for the last 10 years and they even gave me my own show on NETFLIX after the Pandemic had me sell my soul to the right team who have since elevated my status, but I’m still shit”…

It’s like no one even knows who Charli XCX, the bootleg chubby Rita Ora is, yet she’s in a sheer dress…instead of just working on making good music for her pop career that still hasn’t taken off….after 12 years of trying to use her tits to get ahead….it’s just fucking weird….but that doesn’t mean you can’t jerk off to it..

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2023

13

Feb

Tallia Storm in a Full on Bikini of the Day

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Tallia Storm is a viral UK popstar who I don’t think really has all that much fame, but who is famous enough to get invited to the BRITS.

From what I remember her mom was a PR chick who realized they could make stupid money off the internet because people weren’t interested in quality of the talent, but rather number of followers, so they started working her.

She’s got a Youtube and does some random shit, but I think this most recent appearance at the BRITS is some of her best work yet, she wore a full on bikini, rocking her body…and thanks to her mom’s PR expertise she knew to not miss out on a second of coverage, milk it for all she fucking can because she posted videos and pictures and so much pink bikini coverage, I’m ready for her Super Bowl Halftime show…

All fun things are shameless and attention seeking things…which I guess in a world of attention seeking whores, it’s expected of them and we’re the lucky recipients of it.

Point of the story, she delivered!

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2023

13

Feb

Ellie Goulding in a Breastplate of the Day

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It was the BRIT AWARDS and I am sure no one really gave a shit, besides maybe the event organizers, or the low grade talent that was there trying to get noticed, knowing that the red carpet images would get put on the PR wire and that the world will know they exist…

Like Iris Law in a Bikini Top or Ashnikko pushing the ALIEN AGENDA with a sheer dress with weird growths on herself ….weird….

Ellie Goulding, who I guess is a more established talent, as she’s pushing 40 years old and has some hits under her belt came through with a breastplate, which I’ll assume is a cast of her body, with tit and nipple and I think it’s pretty funny, because it makes the sheer dress, titty flash for attention to another weird fucking level….one with production value that requires work like she’s some sort of medieval knight….not so weird.

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2023

13

Feb

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It’s nice to see that the medical system, that is marketed as being at capacity, or that it’s dealing with a worker shortage because people don’t like working anymore. I mean if you go to any store, restaurant, cafe or business, you’ll see that there’s no one working, which always confuses me, but then again working fucking sucks, why waste your time doing it….if you can live at your parents house….

But yeah, with shortages, with overextended systems, the women still bring the nudes and the hot pics because why the fuck now, it’s another revenue stream that’s far greater than their current one, or that can be….and that’s really the dream….ALL while being jerked off to…

Maybe the nude hustle is the reason for the shortage, everyone quiting to do porn, I don’t know, but more nudes from work, even when covered in bacteria and human waste, the better.

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2023

13

Feb

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Liz Hurley may be old as shit, but she still manages to look like someone you’d like to fuck in a bikini.

I don’t know if it’s because she’s rich and puts a lot of time and energy into looking like someone you’d like to fuck while she’s in a bikini….

I don’t know if it’s AI, maybe in 100 years, she’ll still be posting BIKINI pics that people will be wanting to fuck, assuming that the general species of HUMAN still exist and that we’re not all GAY, TRANS, INFERTILE, half retards living in some sort of GEL Filled pod….

I don’t know if she’s just a good planner, who knew to take 1000s of pics of herself for social media to keep the dream alive….forever…like you’d want to do if you ever abducted someone. An active social media means they are still alive…

Since I’ve seen her old and hot in the movies, recent movies, I’m going with, she’s rich and puts a lot of money and resources into looking good because it’s her identity, it’s all that matters to her and where there is a will there is a way….which is unlike what most 60 year old bitches feel, which is why they don’t look as good as this!

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2023

13

Feb

Bella Hadid Nude in Bed of the Day

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I have been on an actual porn set or two in my lifetime, you know, weird opportunities present themselves when you’re the best site on the internet no one reads, or HAVE presented themselves PAST TENSE before those who once read it died off or forgot it existed thanks to my failure in marketing….evolution…you know technology…social media…original content…there’s a lot of reasons the site is floundering…BUT in the glory days, I did get on a porn set or two and I did see a porn star or two get fucked and it really wasn’t all that different than this high fashion shit, only the people were less obvious when staring at the cunt than the dude in the tie dye shirt.

I did a post on Bella Hadid the other day, saying she’s pretty whorish for a top model, because society as a whole is pretty whorish.

Just this weekend, when reading the obituaries, I was reminded of some local uptight girl that I remember used to call out another girl I knew for being a whore, all becasue she posted bikini pics.

She would get mad at every racy pic the exhibitionist posted and would even reach out to her family, who were on her FB page to let them know how shameless their big titty daughter who spent way too much time on vacation was posting…..

Well, she’s dead now, but going on her FB page I saw that she had about a dozen pictures of her ass in a skimpy bikini, clearly she worked out.. I thought, wow, 10 years ago, she’d be mad at a girl for posting that, now she’s posting that of herself..or as of a few months ago was posting that…cancer put a stop to that…but what a shift in the overall vibe of society because it’s not just the dead bitch who now posts slutty pics, who was just jealous or mad all those years ago….it’s basically everyone…ASSHOLE pics for everyone….and people like Bella Hadid, marketed as a top model, when really they are just shameless half naked rich kids with the right friends are probably who we need to thank for that.

The shamelessness and exhibitionism is almost at the point of MAKE PRUDE great again, so that when I see some cleavage I can jerk off to it like old times….it’s at the point of excessive, saturated, blown out like an instagram vacation spot….but at least there’s a lot of panty pics to sift through….

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