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2014

05

Sep

Shay Mitchell and her Inflatable of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some really famous girl you’ve probably never heard of – because you aren’t 12 or a fan of the show Pretty Little Liars, that I hear a lot about, but that I don’t watch becasue I have absolutely no interest in being polluted by, or seeing what is polluting the minds of the youth…but I am going to assume you’re pervert ass knows every episode by heart, it’s how you seduce the 10-13 year old girls you’re into – I mean puppies and candy in vans is so cliche, you’re more into intellectual conversations on the happenings of this nonsense…

I don’t even have an interest in her greased up tits in a bikini posing with an inflatable, since inflatables are trendy, maybe it’s hormonal, maybe I’m burnt out, maybe it’s boring if there’s no spread asshole like Bar Refaeli, maybe it’s just another overpaid, overrated girl…but she’s still got good tits – so I’ll still post it, even if I don’t care.

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2014

05

Sep

Rita Ora’s Big Tits for some Event of the Day

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Rita Ora was at some event…because she’s always at an event. It’s her everyday hustle because the more people see her big tits, the more they will think she actually matters and is an actual talent who deserves everyone’s money and fame and fortune…because she feels like she deserves everyone’s money and fame and fortune…it’s called being an egotistical and entitled cunt…who is talented enough for the execs to shove ideas in her head that she’s more important than she is – because they need to make money when Rihanna’s not touring…and they might as well do it with this one.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

05

Sep

Lara Stone in Calvin Klein of the Day

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Lara Stone tried to sue me once, I don’t know if that was just her flirting with me, you know playing hard to get, or maybe she is just a bratty cunt who thinks people who post paparazzi pics of her shitty honeymoon deserve to be punished, since it is her private moment of officially winning at gold digging….

The lawsuit never went anywhere, because her shitty honeymoon pictures she wanted off the site were hardly as interesting as her model pics, that are for the most part topless and busty, and photoshopped and lit proper that make her look like less of a vile hag….and more of a lovely girl you’d masturbate to…like in this Calvin Klein campaign…that’s not all that amazing, but that made her more money than I’m getting for posting it, since Calvin Klien isn’t one of our corporate sponsors…even though they should be….

Here’s a Commercial….

Here’s another Commercial….

Posted in:Lara Stone

2014

05

Sep

Jessica Biel in Bed to Inspire You Lasting Longer in Bed of the Day

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Here’s a little / big and muscular possibly scary and married to the lamest effeminate motherfucker Jessica Biel in bed to inspire you to LAST LONGER IN BED …because when you see girls in bed, whether they are famous or not, you should want to make that moment last as long as you can, especially since it never really happens for you…seeing as you’re a socially awkward creep, but I guess you could still get that last longer in bed spray HERE to make your premature ejaculation masturbation better…whether looking at Jessica Biel in Yahoo! photoshoots or whatever other weird fetish shit you’re into..

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2014

05

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Watching TV of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day was once a pig getting violated by the black billionaire rappers who gave her a chance on their TV show…a pig who slowly got fatter and fatter until no one cared about her anymore…not that the black billionaire rapper ever did…but she probably liked to think he did…because it made her feel better about herself….and her sleeping with the boss.

But she’s gone back to white, she’s got fit, and things are turning around for her.

I’m not one of the anti-black guys on white girls, I actually encourage it, because it pisses white guys off so much, but I am just saying that she’s lookin’ amazing…at least from this angle…but then again, who doesn’t look good at this angle…

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2014

05

Sep

Anna Ewers for Interview of the Day

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Anna Ewers, not to be confused with Hannah Sewers, a bitch I once fucked who had a pussy that smelled like raw sewage, thanks to bad hygiene, an infection and what possibly was a ruptured large intestine from an insertion injury that lead to shit in the cunt….

I made that story up, but this Anna Ewers who rhymes with Sewers and sewers smell like shit…and the last thing I want to think about when I see a hot topless model…who isn’t as topless as she has been in the past… HERE

She should change her name to Anna Sunshine of my Life…or something with a little less EW and a lot more romance…

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2014

05

Sep

Tiernan Cowling’s Lingerie Shoot for Galore of the Day

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Tiernan Cowling is a model who is engaged to DJ Superstar Steve Aoki – he’s a friend and now his girlfriend’s Australian model tits are too…

I’ve never met her, and that’s probably a good thing, because I am the kind of friend who would totally trick your girlfriend into getting naked in front of me…but I guess the good people at GALORE..who are also friends beat me to it…

I guess tits and nudity isn’t really a big deal anymore, everyone’s doing it, especially relevant people, but I still like lookin’ at it…I’m old school like that…

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2014

05

Sep

McKayla Maroney in a Bikini for Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

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I know these bikini ice bucket videos of McKayla Maroney are Three weeks old…but I figured I’d post them anyway, not because I am a fan of hers or think she’s hot…but because in her awkwardness, I always had a feeling she was a bit of sexual deviant, up on some Alyson Hannigan in American Pie band camp shit, where despite looking like a total stunted, 12 year old, coddled by her stage mom personality…she was actually loving the male attention…and even taking nudes…so basically, American Gold Medal hero…was producing underage pornography – but she won’t go to jail for it…

She’ll just hit the gym in her gymnast leotard, to get your weird gymnast fetishes going, you sexual deviant…pretending her nudes didn’t happen..when clearly they happened…because that’s what her lawyers said….

I know not very exciting stuff, but I’m hungover so it’s good enough.

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A ONE PIECE AT THE GYM CLICK HERE

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2014

05

Sep

Russian Woman and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Couple Fighting

Putin is a Cry Baby

A Group of Unprovoked Black Kids Beat Up a White Couple

Kids Fight Security Guards

UK Primeminister Handshake Fail

Criminal of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

05

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The Failed sext of the day:

“On a scale from 1 to I am wearing depends – how wet is your vagina”

Here are some morning links…

Jen Selter Still Has a Fake Ass
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The Weirdest Things on Google Streetview
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Scar-Jo Baby Maker
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12 Restaurants That Should Consider a Name Change
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Yasmine Colt – Bikini Bottoms
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Lisa Opie in a Bikini of the Day
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The Best Sorority Girl Tits in a Promo Pic I’ve Seen Today
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Larry David Talks Dating with Fallon
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WATCH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
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Kim Kardashian Hates Rita Ora
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Jonas Brother is a Homo
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Aaron Rodgers Refuses to Shake Richard Sherman’s Hand
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14 Google Safesearch Results for Dirty Phrases
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