This could have been the best thing ever….you know if it ended in an assassination…
But I guess it is still funny…because she is the fucking worst.
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2014
25
Sep
Paris Hilton Hot for Instagram of the Day
You got to give it to Paris Hilton. She has been pretty resilient in her career…like a cockroach…which is actually a good name for her since she loves cock…a lot..
It’s like she had the brand name as her last name, played it up and ended up making a lot of her own money from it. She was one of the first rich kids turned pornstar turned self made rich kid…and she keeps going and going – even when people just don’t fucking care about her..
She’s out there DJing, hustling, running an entourage, traveling the world, making money…all while people don’t fucking care about her.
She’s even doing lingerie photoshoots…posting slutty selfies…even when people don’t care about her…
She beats to her own drum and doesn’t care that people don’t care…and if she’s getting half naked in the process…all old, herped up, but still not fat…I am all fucking for it…even if I’ve seen her fuck badly, back in her prime…I think she is inspiring to us all that we just need to keep on going…even when the world thinks we should have stopped long ago…
Posted in:Paris Hilton
2014
25
Sep
Derryn Lester is Amazing for TREATS! of the Day
The people at TREATS! Magazine ….just keep on bringing the hot, up and coming models I’ve never heard of, named DERRYN LESTER , from South Africa, who we are happy wasn’t dating the blade runner, because she would be dead by now and we would not be graced with her amazing and beautiful tan lines…
I mean for some reason 95% of white South African girls…are ridiculously hot. Were the ugly ones killed off during Apartheid in the most racist of places in the world, did the uglies die off of AIDS because of the high AIDS rate, since the hot ones locked down the dudes who weren’t HIV positive, or were they just killed off since South Africa has 100 murders an hour or something insane…or are they just a mix of ethnic greatness, or do we only…
I have so many questions I need answered, and I expect to direct them at Derryn Lester on our first date…you know the one we fall in love at…
Posted in:Derryn Lester
2014
25
Sep
Shailene Woodley Nude in a Movie of the Day
Shailene Woodley is nude in a movie…
I know very little about this movie, White Bird in a Blizzard, but it sounds like some heavy made for TV movie that she probably took on to be taken seriously as an actress.
I don’t know much about Shailene Woodley, I’ve seen her accept an award for playing a dying person, she seemed pretty intense…but not as intense as her in her simulated losing her virginity scene…with riveting lines like “In a blink, it disappeared, like my mother”…
What the fuck. It must be a comedy.
Posted in:Shailene Woodley
2014
25
Sep
Edita Vilkeviciute for Calvin Klein of the Day
Edita Vilkeviciute is what I like to call a titty model, even though all models are technically titty models nowadays, you know since tit for fashion has become the norm, something we embrace, and where titty models are a thing of a past…you know in an era there was Fashion Models, Titty Models, Pornstars….
Now the low level name or what I like to call the derogatory term for low grade attention seeking models who make no money – and who are too short and too dumpy to get a real modelling jobs…but who get naked…you know the girls we would call titty models in the past…is Instagram Model.
Edita Vilkeviciute is not an instagram model…she’s straight from Lithuania and she’s avoided being sold off in the sex trade – and is instead booking major campaigns that probably pay more than 100k for Calvin Klein, where she isn’t showing her tits…in fact where it’s more about this hairless chiseled man and his spread leg crotch shot – than her…probably because only fags wear Calvins.
Who knows. I prefer her NAKED
Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute
2014
25
Sep
More Slutty Miley Cyrus Selfies of the Day
It amazes me when people act so shocked when celebrities post selfies and nudes. They all criticize them for being narcissists who can’t get enough of themselves, when I figure the fact that they are celebrities in the first place is enough proof of that to begin with, and at least when they post their selfies, they monetize by connecting with their fans who pay them and make them famous. It’s like if anyone should be a narcissist it should be a celebrity…and all these other motherfuckers doing the selfie movement – for their 400 friends who hate them – are the real issue…
So as long as Miley keeps posting these pics of herself without a bra on because she loves herself…I’ll keep looking..
I mean sure I’d rather no one else was looking because that will destroy this attention seeker and her hired staff who praise her enough to make her next level her shit…but I take what I can get…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2014
25
Sep
Sara Sampaio’s bare Ass and Tits with a Horse for the Perverts of the Day
This is not a weird fetish photoshoot from some obscure porn site, this is Sara Sampaio for Vogue Spain, which means this is top fashion, and I guess you can ignore the clothes she is in, despite it being a fashion magazine, and focus on the fact that she is naked with a horse…or half naked with a horse, up on some weirdo Equus fetish shit….
I am sure horse love has existed forever, and that pony play fetish has even inspired a line horse tail butt plugs, hoof hand and feet covers, and even leather horse masks…I don’t know who sexualized the horse first, I am sure a a lot of people over the history of man have inserted their majestic genitals inside random girls willing to get fucked by a horse…I’ve seen the videos…and I guess this is the
Posted in:Sara Sampaio
2014
25
Sep
Candice Swanepoel Possible Nipples on Instagram of the Day
Candice Swanepoel posted this picture of what may or may not be her in a white see through mesh looking shirt with no bra on…because this picture is not about her possible amazing model implant tits…that live above her amazing model waist to hip ratio….and amazing model ass…straight from South Africa…it’s about the waterfall people.
You know the beauty that nature can be…but for some reason all I keep doing is zooming in and out for nipple.
Pretty ridiculous since you can see her nude HERE and in a ton of her other model work…but I can’t help myself.
TO SEE SOME OF HER VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG WORK CLICK HERE
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2014
25
Sep
Lady Gaga’s Thick Legs in Underwear in Public of the Day
I am amazed that every time I see someone out in public in their underwear, it is a homeless guy on meth or some other bathtub made street drug, running around during an episode. It is never attention seeking celebrities, who saw huge success being the “weirdo” because her face didn’t allow her to be the hot one….but for some reason instead of being the clothed weirdo…she turned to this….
Everyone calls her out for being a fame whore, trying to stay relevant, but the truth is, I grabbed her ass one night years ago, before she was famous…and she was in fishnet stockings, surrounded by security, in a night club, and I pulled my creeper…I was wasted…but I remember that her ass was great..the kind of ass you focus on when fucking to avoid the face…
So I am all for being in public with no pants on. Especially when it is totally unnecessary. Because unlike the homeless guy I see running around naked know. She can afford pants…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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