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2014

10

Oct

Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her…

That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

10

Oct

Precious Muir Vagina Flash of the Day

Her name is Precious Muir and I guess she just got a wax and felt the need to show the world in a “I don’t give a fuck” even though this is fully staged – kind of way…

It’s the old “show them your labia and they will google you and maybe even follow you on instagram because you are low level and need any stunt you can get to get noticed”…

It’s a tactic I encourage all girls to participate in, but I will say that it probably won’t make you famous – society sees too many vaginas now, everyday – everywhere, co-workers are passing around their vagina pics, kids in the same class are passing around vagina pics, the whole world wants the whole world to see their vagina pics – so Precious Muir is a dying breed in an archaic publicity stunt – that if this was 2004 – would have ended in a reality show…but now just gets a post on DrunkenStepfather…not really a win…for anyone…

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2014

10

Oct

Iggy Azalea’s Concert Pic of the Day

Iggy Azalea is a bootleg rapper, popstar, who doesn’t write her own music, but has attached herself via her vagina to as many black rapper dudes as possible and has in turn become very popular, at least with white suburban girls – especially the fat ones -because she is living their dream, giving them a voice, and all that bullshit..

She has a sex tape out there, a stunt I am sure she created, she’s from Australia and claims to have been a stripper, I am sure there is more to this story as no investor would ever put money into a stripper from Australia, they just aren’t reliable people. It’s all a facade, an image, a fake as fuck fabricated lie…

But she masturbates on stage and I can’t see how that could be bad for the 16 year old girls obsessed with her…I mean I’m sure it wouldn’t lead to them being inspired to do illegal shit themselves – because historically kids are never influenced by their idols…right?

All this to say…Iggy Azalea is the worst…

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2014

10

Oct

Rita Ora’s Pantsless of the Day

Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…”like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna sort her her up like I was Chris Brown….”

I think I just pretended I was Rihanna. What’s wrong with me, where did it all go wrong?

That said, unlike Rihanna…Rita Ora…has gone straight to the half nakedness…without candy coating the fact that she is ready to slut down to get ahead – it’s how she got this far and she’s not going to stop…while Rihanna had to do some Britney Spears level UMBRELLA bullshit before leaking nudes, getting beat up, and turning into a girl who gets excited by the smell of sex…at least according to her very deep and meaningful lyrics.

Now here’s her ass in tights.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

10

Oct

Sarah Jessica Parker Bra Strap is All Nose of the Day

All I nose is that when Sarah Jessica Parker was young – she wasn’t hot…so to think there would be anything hot about her when she’s well into her 50s…would be insane…but the interesting thing about it is that her big tits on her skinny frame matter less and less as her nose seems to matter more and more…taking over the fucking scene that is Sarah Jessica Parker…and her homosexual husband / bff.

Who cares about these people? I know..and Sarah Jessica parker NOSE too…

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Posted in:Sarah Jessica Parker

2014

10

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Got Cleavage to Celebrate her New Sex Tape of the Day

I would say that the highlight of yesterday was THIS ALLEGED KIM KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE WITH A WHITE PENIS – that was rumored to be leaked by her for attention – because she likes to pretend she is an important celebrity since pretending to be an important celebrity has made other people follow her every move and treat her like an important celebrity – while making her insane money like an important celebrity….

But seeing Kim Kardashian fuck is old news, and whether it is her or not, doesn’t matter because fucking on tape like a gutter porn chicks, is really the only reason she exists….

So seeing her showing off her fatty tits – is just contributing to the lie that is Kim Kardahians, but for some reason I am compelled to post her instagram pic. Maybe I’m sucked into the horrible vortex that is the below average, yet celebrated Kardashians.

To See the Rest of the Pics of her in this Dress CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kim K

2014

10

Oct

Cops Shoot at a Guy with a Cane and Other Videos of the Day

Live Shark Dragged Through the Streets – what?

The Duct Tape Challenge…

Dog Causes Accident….

The Girl Who Sings 2 Notes at Once

Cops Take 1300 Dollar from a Guy

Topless Activists!

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Oct

Amanda Bynes Shoplifting and Dancing of the Day

This is probably the most interesting thing you will see today. Not because you care about Amanda Bynes, I mean maybe you do, people seem to like her demise, but I find the whole thing exhausting, even depressing, and a perfectly good waste of a girl who should be in porn because she’s on that level of crazy.

That said, she got in trouble for shoplifting, and here’s the behind the scenes footage of her dancing like a maniac, humping the security guard and being an all around good time…

I don’t know, maybe I deal with crazy girls, maybe life is boring and needs more of this, because all I see is someone having fun…while all you uptight twats stare and judge…who’s the real fucking loser now…maybe the key to life is to shake your ass and dance your way through it.

Amanda Bynes is a her.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2014

10

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is interesting that I have got to a place in my personal life and career that one friend of mine sends me a picture of a butternut squash – because it is the fall season and butternut squash just hugs you from the inside on those crisp cool night…only she wanted me to encourage her to stick it in her ass on FaceTime…

My other friend, who is married and has a kid, wrote me to tell me she has a yeast infection and wants to masturbate in her panties to send to me to sniff…

The last person – sent me a close up video of a guy cumming in her and her squeezing it out.

These are normal housewife type girls…not porn chicks…I guess I’m that guy, you know the one who people send their dirty dirty dirty panties to and videos to and in a lot of ways, I wouldn’t want it any other way…not that I like dirty panties – but because I like this kind of romance…

Here are some morning links….

Joke Leads to Ebola Scare on Plane
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Airplane Janitors Strike Over Ebola Feces
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18 Awesome Knockoff Costumes
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Keira Knightley and Her Umbrella
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Ellen asks Shia – What Happened?
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Girls in Tight As Fuck Dresses
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Ana Braga is Old Hot Famewhore in a Bikini
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Robert Downey Jr Staredown
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Marky Mark is Skinny..
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Container Jump Fail
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Premature Celebration
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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@macbud in the shower with herself makes me want to take a shower with myself by @anothersidewalk_tv

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I just made a girl masturbate in the bathroom at her shitty 9-5…I am a hero…a modern day hero…who makes lives…as shitty as they seem in the cubicle eating shit from some asshole boss to barely make rent substantially better.

I think I’ve found my purpose…Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls without Bras….
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15 Drivers Too Cocky with their Plates
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Rita Ora’s Ass in Mesh
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Trashy Chick You’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini
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Top 10 Amanday Bynes is Terrorizing Nyc
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Stephen Collins on Jessica Biel
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The New Tits of Guess…
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Sluts of the Day…
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Daredevils Climb Digital Billboard!
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Anne Hathaway in Harper’s Bazaar
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Chloe Grace Moretz Of the Day
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Ariana Grande Butt Shots….
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Taylor Swift Does the Wrong Pearl Necklace
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Teacher Fired For Sex with Student
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Jessica Alba Catalog Pics..
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Kate Upton Sues Google
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Amanda Bynes Caught Shoplifting Twice in One Day
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Jan Hooks Died
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Emily Ratcow in Lingerie Cuz She’s a Real Actress….
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Pornstars Get Touched in this Sociological Experiment
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55 Offensive Halloween Costume…
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People Flying Gif
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11 Baby Sitters Share Creepiest Stories…None Involve Me….
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20 Things You Need To Know About Illuminati….
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Jennifer Lawrence Pokies…
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Charlize Theron Legs in Harper’s
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Sofia Vergara at the BOTOX Center
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Go Pro Bridge Riding
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Some Chick Named Chelsea Heath – Spreading Her Ass in a Dance Studio
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11 School Science Projects….
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Don’t Skip a Leg Day
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Ola Jordan Panties
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37 Awesome Costumes
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Idiots….
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Is This a Vintage Mandy Moor Nude?
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Libby Powell Tits…
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Jennifer Lawrence Vanity Fair…
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Every Episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark Online
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Katrina Bowden – Red Carpet
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Bai Ling Nipple Slip…
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Amazing Container Jump Fail!
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Sarah Silverman Talking Nonsense About Her Vagina/Penis for the Wage Gap….
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Floyd Mayweather Showing Off Money on Instagram….
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Premature Victory Celebrations
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Shell Brings Back 1984 Prices…
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Kylie Jenner Lookin’ like a Mini Kim…
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Things That Bounce GIFs
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The Kim K- Sex Tape
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Superhero of the Day
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That’s a Fat Ass
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Boobs in the Shower
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Tessa Fowler Tits are Huge..
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Girls Comparing Their Thighs
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Filipina Amateur
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Rememeber This Ass…
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Webcam Girl….
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Office Masturbation
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Two Toys on Girl…
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Anna Orlova Naked in Black and White
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Get Vapes!
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