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2014

06

Aug

Miriam Adler is Amazing for Derek Wood of the DAy

I don’t know who Miriam Adler is. I am guessing she’s one of these LA aspiring models who probably has a massive following on instagram, or who is trying to get a massive following on instagram, doing the same kind of thing so many other girls are doing…getting naked in photoshoots…

This one is by DEREK WOOD . I dig his vibe. I am just a cynical asshole who thinks a lot of pictures look the same…and a lot of models look the same…I’ve been overexposed but that doesn’t make me a hater…it just makes me bitter and hard to impress…It’s like girl in bikini, girl showing boobs, grainy filter…

I get it. I like that it happens. It’s a strength in numbers, so many girls are doing it that other girls are getting into it, thing….Everyone is a model, thanks to Instagram, and I am okay with it. I will look at the pics. I will email the model and ask her on dates. The whole concept of celebrities that some out of touch exec chose makes no sense to me…

This shoot was for C-Heads

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2014

06

Aug

Nicola Peltz Cleavage Pic of the Day

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I support any actress or model or really any girl who has proved that Megan Fox is not a talent and is easily replaceable. Like Nicola Peltz does. That’s not to say that Nicola Peltz isn’t a talent, I would never pollute my mind with a Transformer’s movie. It’s just to say that no actors are talent. Acting is a fucking scam.

I’m not just trying to flirt with Nicola Peltz because she’s a hot 19 year old who happens to be the heir to a multi billionaire father who she obviously has a trust fund and direct link to everything she every wanted and wants…it’s all about being that 1%…I don’t care enough for that, and I don’t care if nepotism or being rich made her career happen. Even the dude working the cash at McDonald’s had an in with a friend who worked there…this is just bigger scale..

Not to mention, I am too busy staring at her instagram tit for that.

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2014

06

Aug

Kim Kardashian Porn Nipples of the Day

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Apparently, these are Kim Kardashian’s porno nipples in a see through shirt and a see through bra that I am sure weren’t worn intentionally. It’s like she’s got a team of stylists, she calls the paparazzi, despite pressing charges on the paparazzi who she doesn’t call, she has PR people and execs at the network, who’s soul purpose is to keep her relevant for one more year, since it makes a shit ton of money…definitely an accident…and accident that I thought would have better planned if another girl was being used. We’ve seen Kim Fuck…in her CELEBRITY PORN ….10 years ago…she’s profited nicely…she can chill the fuck out and not free her nipples cuz none of us want to see them really…use the publicity stunts for people who need them…

She also posted her Passport pic according to her instagram….

Here are her tits….

She’s the devil…let’s hope she gets eliminated from our lives…sooner than later.

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2014

06

Aug

Drunk Girl Runs Into Bus Shelter Glass of the Day

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Drunk girls are amazing. They are fun.

In fact they are the only girls I have ever really known or had sex with. Sober girls are just dull, boring, uptight, angry and not down to sit on my face on a park bench because I’ve convinced them I’m shooting an MTV pilot using my iPhone…you see drunk girls…along with running into things…are also very easy to convince to do things…naked things…and not feel like a predator…because I’m broke as fuck, it’s not like I bought them those drinks…they have to take responsibility for themselves…and their actions…and their intake…I’m just an innocent bystander with my own agenda that they don’t have to participate in if they really don’t want to…all I do is ask.

Either way, funny video.

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2014

06

Aug

Ashley Smith and Dioni Tabbers for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Ashley Smith is a Texan model who moved to New York because she was tall, skinny, busty and had a gap tooth in an era when gap tooth models were in….

I’ve known about her for what seems like forever, she’s been making money at this, but she wasn’t a household name, she wasn’t a big deal, and for some reason – this past year something clicked, and she became more relevant…is booking bigger things…is getting a fan base…and I think she’s hot as fuck..in some big titty, party girl, crackhead…kind of way…

I’ve interacted with her at least once when she was not doing much…I tried to sing her vagina love songs – but she wasn’t having it. I guess she didn’t believe that we were soul mates as much as I did when staring at her tits…

She’s now in this campaign for Agent Provocateur that is hot….because Agent Provocateur is hot, even though I just assume they are owned by Victoria’s Secret.

She’s doin’ it with Dioni Tabbers…who has done a bunch of modelling, but I’m not lettinger her steal the show from the one who matters….Ashely Smith.

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2014

06

Aug

Gisele’s On the Beach of the Day

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I guess Gisele Bundchen spends a lot of time in Costa Rica, because she’s been here before and she’s there again…in a bikini…because that’s just the kind of place Costa Rica is and just the kind of girl Gisele is…

She was also doing fascinating things like:

1- Kissing her Gay in the Locker room Thanks to Team Initiation and Showers – Husband on his birthday.

2- Fucking with Horses in some Equis Erotica

3 – Abusing babies

4- Praying.

But most importantly…wearing a fucking bikini because despite the miracle babies her tranny uterus we call testicles had…she’s a bikini model..and that’s how we like her… To See the bikini Pics CLICK HERE

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2014

06

Aug

Valerie Van Der Graaf is Good of the Day

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Valerie Van Der Graaf is a Dutch model – who has been in a bunch of campaigns, the most mainstream being Sports Illustrated, proving that just because you are hotter and more amazing than Kate Upton, the general American public will always choose the American. It’s some racism and patriotic bullshit that may makes sense when applied to wear your clothing is made, but that doesn’t make sense when applied to women, because Kate Upton is not as hot as this…and that’s the end of discussion…

Now I generally hate Black & White photos, because I know most pictures are shot on digital and turned black and white, for effect…and I hate that shit…but I do like this babe naked, busty, and hot bodied…so I’ll just imagine it in color like I used to as a poor kid playing videogames one of my mom’s john’s gave her on our shitty Mexican TV…

But this isn’t about me…it’s about magical Valerie.

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2014

06

Aug

Lea Michele’s Armpit for the Perverts of the Day

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Her name is Lea Michele. She had a fake relationship with a costar for marketing purposes, who ended up dying on her, leaving her to deal with having to pretend to mourn, but she’s a professional, and with being a professional, she snuck her actual boyfriends around. It would have been so much better for her to deal with all this if they just did a whole break up, but dying…that throws a real wrench in things. It’s not what she signed up for to get that year end bonus, but it was a good platform to make people feel sorry for her and propel, like Rihanna did when Chris Brown beat her.

It was like balancing when it was time to publicly move on – and positioning it so people didn’t hate her but felt sympathy for her trying to find love after loss…and the whole thing was a joke….kind of like her sex appeal…

But I found this one pic of her that I think at least one person can jerk off to, you know armpit fetishists, who aren’t so picky about the girls who’s armpits they want to fuck.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

06

Aug

Some Miley Cyrus Smokin’ in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Everyone’s favorite popstar rebel, who isn’t really a rebel at all, she’s just a reflection of what is going on in pop culture. Everything is cartoon and emoji like and she just happens to have branded herself the same way. It’s like seeing knock off designer clothes at Walmart. You know there is nothing legitimate about it…but then you are forced to question whether there is anything legitimate about anything at all. You see what makes Miley authentic, or not authentic is a matter of opinion. I mean being a Disney kid, raised rich, in a mansion, with a staff who coddled her, would make you think she was totally out of touch from the real world…but maybe being alienated from the real world…tapped into her inner pothead, performer with some insane vision that only she could pull off because it was expensive to do….Maybe I shouldn’t try to analyze Miley’s act. Maybe I should focus on what is important. A babe, that isn’t that much of a babe, but at least she’s not fat, in a bikini top – smoking weed. Works for me.

Here are some of her shitty tattoos…

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2014

06

Aug

Sarah Stephens for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Her name is Sarah Stephens. She’s a model. She’s in the catalog for Agent Provocateur. She’s no Michea Crawford, who I posted yesterday and who you can see if you go back in the archives, but she’s still in amazing lingerie, posing…which counts for something, even though I can’t stand lingerie photoshoots. They always fucking suck.

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