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2014

15

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hate SEXT fails

Like when a girl you are sexting tells you to “In a Sock” when you ask her where she wants you to cum, instead of saying her ass, face, or pussy…drives me crazy

You see I am a professional SEXTER, I don’t leave my fucking house…even though girls love me, so I just SEXT them, less pressure and my wife can’t cockblock…

So I don’t expect girls to be able to keep up, you know just because I am master of making them cum with my words…

But sometimes a SEXT fail can be a sext win…

Like when you’re getting a girl to get naked, and she says “Aren’t you done yet, can I stop and go do homework”…

Part of you is like bitch ruining my jam, raining on my parade, fucking up my system…

The other part of you is like “I’m a grown ass man in my 40s and a 20 year old college girl is trying to get me to jerk off to her, badly, but it is still happening”..

It’s hard to not think of myself as the rockstar I am…

Here are some morning links…


Selena Gomez Breasts Got Implants….
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Sharon Stone’s Ass in a Bikini
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Farrah Abraham and her Pussy
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Khloe Kardashian’s Ass on French Montana’s Instagram
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The Hottest Fans of the World Cup
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Liquor Store Words of Wisdom
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Sex Ed in India
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Weird VIdeo with Kristen Stewart in Drag
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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X-Men Porn Parody Exclusive!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day


Sara Malakul Lane is Hot and Fuck in Galore Shoot I Supplied the Ramen For

I was physically threatened on Facebook for suggesting someone mocking missiles got hit by a missile, but not killed by a missile, just severely injured by a missile because mocking dangerous things and cheering on war is a whole lot of stupid – when really we should just be hugging, fingering and eating out our way through conflict and life …I mean seriously, we all gotta live on this earth, stop being little bitches with the bullshit fighting…it’s getting in the way of fucking…of fucking….

I was also told “good luck in life”…from a girl I used to sext…which is always a nice dramatic ending to a series of tit pics…if you’re going to do it, might as well give it some soap opera level of good bye…idiots. are. everywhere.

Here are some steplinks…

Top 10 Rihanna in RIO
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This Guy Has Great Name
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Emily Ratajkowskis Clown Face get Ppaparazzi…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Bethenny Frankel in her 4 Year Old’s Pajams is a Fetish…
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Farrah Abraham and Her Mangled Face Playing With her Pussy at an Event
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Britney Spears HArd NIpples
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14 Horrible – But Funny Knock Offs
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Sara Malakul Lane is Hot and Fuck in Galore
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Allie – Is The Slut of The Day
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Jessica Alba Bikini Pics
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Kimora Lee in a Bikini Grabbing Her Tits
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Joanna Krupa Grabbing her Tit
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Emmy Rossum Hard Nipples
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The Best and Worst FIFA World Cup GIFs
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Unexpected Pedestrian Fail…
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Emma Stone and Joaquin for a New Woody Allen Movie
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Pregnant Christina Aguilera Mini Golfs
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All of the Karolina Kurkova Topless Pics
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Diora Baird Bra in GIFs….
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Jenny McCarthy has a Sirius Show Now…
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Cooking on a Waffle
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Scarlett Johansson is a Horrible Driver….in this LUCY Clip…..
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Lindsay Lohan Public Appearance
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Where are they Now….
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Planet of the PUGS!
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Girls Doing Selfies….
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So Much Jessica Alba in a Bikini
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Kelsey Grammar Knocked Up Some Bitch – PDA
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Bethenny Frankel in Kids Clothes
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Funny Chinese Translation Fails
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Some Slutty Social Media Babe
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Brody Jenner Went to Reggie Bush’s Wedding
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Jessica Chastain at Some Event…
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Parkour Cat!
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Cameron Diaz and Katie Holmes in Jump Suits…Erotic
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Shitty Bikini Catalog Pics
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Eugenie Bouchard Does a Photoshoot
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Nikki Reed in Leggings
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Irina Shayk Modeling Panties
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Cheryl Cole Moves Quick
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Keira Knightley Paparazzi Pics….
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Selena Gomez Legs
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13 Pics That Prove Ghosts are Real
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Underwater Dog Photos are Awesome
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Jaden Smith Photoshoot Weirdness
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Animal Whisperer – Cow Calling
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So Many Thigh Gaps….
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50 Behind the Scenes Pics of Villains
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Alessandra Ambrosio At Some Event
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Weird Al is Too Old for This Shit – Margaret Cho’s Cameltoe is Offensive.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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12 Minutes of Insertion
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Japanese Titty Shots
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Hot Latina with Big tits Strips!
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Two Models Stripping in an Auto Shop….
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Chubby Girl With Huge Tits Makes Herself Puke on Webcam – WTF
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Espn Body Issue NUDITY
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Champagne is a Classy
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Some Real Fucking Babe Getting Naked
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3 Airplane Masturbation Videos
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Romantic Fisting By the Sea
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Lucy Pinder in a Letterman Jacket – Rockin’ Huge Tits
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The Worst Scat Video Ever
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support a Friend of the Site on Her 50 Mile Bike Ride to Fight Cancer
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

14

Jul

Sara Malakul Lane for Galore By The Headhuntr of the Day

Once upon a time, I brought a kids’ Hello Kitty bathing suit and a box of Ramen noodles to my friend THE Headhuntr and suggested he put actress Sara Malakul Lane into it…for a GALORE MAGAZINE ….and this is the magic that happened…

For those of you who don’t know Galore, they are the probably the best fashion magazine’s out there…producing compelling shoots and doing it big…I am a huge fan of their work and what they have been doing so it’s amazing to have been involved in this…

You can see some of their other HERE

TO SEE THE INTERVIEW CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

14

Jul

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

Hilary Duff has been working out hard the last few months – since her divorce that I don’t think ever happened, because bratty billionaires are overdramatic and need to cause conflict in their lives to stay interesting…especially when said billionaires are pro athletes along with being billionaires…because they like seeing other dudes naked…since you know it’s not for the money…

She’s also a Scientologist…

But More importantly…she’s in a bikini….a fit, broad shouldered, thick and muscular mom who believes in Aliens so much that she invests money into a church for aliens all half naked…

I approve..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2014

14

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Trying Bathing Suits of the Day

There was a time when a Lindsay Lohan Bikini picture would cause excitement. Those days are long gone. They died along with her soul…and career…so many years ago…

I’ll still look, but it’s just a sad shell of what she was…even if she still has tits….

Sure I’m always going to hold a place in my internet celebrity blogger heart for this disaster…she’s the only one I’ve met, liked, and would have had unprotected sex with during a herpes outbreak, but that’s not saying much because she’s the only one I’ve met…but it’s saying something…and that something is that these bathing suit pics are a fail…

She’s still Lohan, I don’t see what she doesn’t mind fuck us all with some porn scandal or anything…fucking boring…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

14

Jul

Terry Richardson Does Playboy of the Day

Terry Richardson was hired by Playboy to help bring some fashion porn to their magazine…

So he shot their girls Audrey Aleen, Alyssa Arce, Pamela Horton & Jaclyn Swedberg…

And shit is hot.

Hate Terry all you want, be mad that he has sex with girls using him to get ahead, or girls who just want to star fuck Terry Richardson, only to hate him when he doesn’t call them back after he’s done, like so many dudes who don’t call the girls they fuck back, especially when you know they are just into you for your money and connections….but his pictures are always worth looking at…even when the girls aren’t naked..

I mean, this Playboy thing is a good opportunity for Playboy to get better, for Terry to get less corporate and dirty and for me to finally have hot pics of these models to stare at…

Good things are happening…

Posted in:Terry Richardson

2014

14

Jul

Kate Moss’ Little 16 Year Old Sister Lottie Follows her CK Lead of the Day

Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ 16 year old sister, who is following Kate Moss’ lead, not necessarily because she is as hot as Kate Moss, but I guess is much cleaner, virginal, fresher smelling and looking than Kate Moss, because she hasn’t been through all the cocaine and A-Listers…like a clone re-issued into the world to give us more MOSS, not that the other MOSS has MOSS growing on her TWAT…

The pics are by Michael Avedon , who is one of America’s best known photographer’s grandson…which I find kinda cool for whatever reason…even if I generally hate nepotism…or leveraging your name to get ahead, when really I shouldn’t…it’s like make whatever you can work for you…that’ goes for you too LOTTIE…

They are for Calvin Klein, who I guess is going back to his Larry Clark Kids style shoots that got him attention in the 90s, before AMerican Apparel ripped him off with their brand of shock..

I like to think, there’s room for all these corporate perverts…right here…on this site…Keep on bringing the sleaze motherfuckers.

Posted in:Lottie Moss

2014

14

Jul

Maria Menounos Bikini Party of the DAy

Maria Menounos, who quit her EXTRA hosting gig to be a reality star that she hopes EXTRA will be talking about, since Kim Kardashian and that tabloid bullshit she’s been entrenched in, and paid to be excited about, just seemed like something attainable…in a “now or I’ll be too old to live out by bottom feeding cash grabbing dreams”…got into a bikini, to support some nonsense she’s promoting…because bikinis are a great marketing tool…when you have little else going for you…

I prefer her vagina slips in bikini, because I like to tell myself as a greek woman she’s got a self lubricating asshole and doesn’t use the vagina…I fucked a greek girl once…it was the easiest anal ever…but I guess in her asshole’s defence, I have a pretty small penis…that even the most viriginal asshole would be inviting of…

But I guess these are good enough….because I am posting them and I am a stippler for quality….

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

14

Jul

Emily DiDonato V Magazine Cover Nipple of the Day

Emily DiDonato may still stink of Jake Gylenhaal semen, because it is a smell that follows the groupies who fuck him everywhere they go for the rest of their fucking lives…even though based on personal experience…of having an “altercation” with him, that should have ended with me punching him in the fucking throat, but instead ended with me laughing at him as bouncers pulled me away, as his 5 foot 6 frame wailed his arms around like he was some kind of professionally trained poofter tap dancer, because really he probably is, and there’s nothing wrong with that, and dance doesn’t make you gay, it’s just when you’re Jake Gyllenhaal, everything you do is gay…even Emily DiDonato…a model showing her tit on the cover of V…looking’ good…since I don’t have to be in the same room as her cooties…and if I was…I’d totally look past the whole Gyllenhaal slip up and let her sit on my face…you know by telling myself that he never fucked her vagina…he’s more of her fucking him with a large object kind of lover…

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2014

14

Jul

Emmy Rossum Picture of the Day

A day is not a day without seeing a relatively insignificant Emmy Rossum bending over in a pair of shorts, showing the world her favorite position in casting couch situations, at least before she was a big cable nudity star on Shameless, back when she was looking for her big cable hit like Shameless, because she was tired of all the struggle, more importantly, she probably didn’t think her vagina could handle anymore castings…withough falling the fuck out..but that’s hearsay, I mean for all I know, Emmy Rossum could be a lesbian, or virgin, or Christian…she just plays a naked girl on TV for the money…because getting naked for money isn’t being a hooker or pornstar if there’s no penetration and it comes with a good excuse to pretend you’re an artist, even though everyone knows acting is a huge fucking scam.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emmy Rossum