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2014

14

Jul

Charlotte Foubert for Olivier Desarte of the Day

I don’t know who Charlotte Foubert is. I assume she’s a model, but nothing next level or “super model”…but that may change, we all need to start somewhere and what better place that with your ass in a fashion booty shot by a great photographer named OLIVIE DESARTE

It would be nice if all entry level jobs, even starting out as McDonald’s cashier, started with ass pics…

The world would be a far less violent, war-filled, angry place, because even the fattest of asses deserve to moon every once in a while, and I am willing to be an active member of the audience.

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2014

14

Jul

Shanina Shaik Nipple for Elle Australia of the Day

SHANINA SHAIK is some half Pakistani model from Australia, who is a relatively big enough name in America. I think she was dating that guy Tyson Beckford, not that her being slammed by big black male models is an amazing thing, or even an accomplishment, she’s probably better known for working for Victoria’s Secret…

The interesting thing about her – is that she got famous in Australia for being on some stupid show called “Make Me a Supermodel”…that I guess worked out for her, because she met her boyfriend, who made her a Super Model….

But that apparently she doesn’t like talking about, because it’s some reality show, low level desperation, that people like to think never happened, or isn’t the reason they are rich and famous, because it’s a cheap way to get rich and famous…one of those “let’s pretend it was all me and that’s why I am here” situations…not “I’m the Snooki of Australia”…no one wants to be the Snooki of anything…not even Snooki…

Here she is showing some nipple…

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2014

14

Jul

Karolina Kurkova Upskirt of the Day

The wind VS Karolina Kurkova and the win won….or maybe we all won because we got to see a flash of her ass just as the paparazzi snapped of a pic…and maybe she won because people are talking about her again…and maybe I won because she is my Facebook friend and this is a good opportunity for me to tell her that I love her and want to have her babies, or at least try to have her babies, by cumming inside her, because cumming inside a girl is the only way to be romantic in this porno filled face fucking world…

Mother nature and the weather are my friends…especially when they bring in flash rain storms on girls in white shirts…or surprise winds on girls in loose fitting dresses….

That’s why you should all recycle….

#SAVETHEPLANET.

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2014

14

Jul

In Bed with Cara Delevingne for Telegraph Magazine of the Day

The funny thing about Cara Delevingne, is that I actually have conversations about her in my everyday life. It’s like she’s a viral sensation, much like “FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”…only she’s more about “FUCKING HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”…thank screaming it into a news camera…just ask Michelle Rodriguez…

But for some reason, 20 year old girls love her and think she’s amazing…dudes I know who know who she is think she’s disgusting looking…and I’m on the fence…

It’s like I like to make fun of her sloppy paparazzi pics. You the ones she looks like she has a stinky pussy. I like to make fun of her average at best face and body. I like to blame nepotism and rich connected parents for putting her into the exclusive rich person party scene for her to be discovered…and I like to thank modeling for being a great excuse for trust funders who don’t like to work to use to pretend they are working…especially when it gets to the point of making money…

But the truth is, she always looks really good in photoshoots, like this one of her in bed for the Telegraph, a magazine I assume her family owns.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

14

Jul

Makeout Photographer of the Day

His name is JEDEDIAH JOHNSON …he is a photographer…and he applies lipstick before surprise making out and snapping pics of the aftermath of his subjects..

Now, I don’t know how his models or the people he ends up kissing don’t see it coming, I mean if I was having my picture taken by a dude applying lipstick, I would probably wonder if I was going to be leaving his “studio” alive…and when he started to approach me, camera in hand, licking his lips…I’d instinctively throat punch him, kick him the balls or run…but maybe girls, especially models, who have already decided to let a man direct them, have less fear…that’s how Terry ends up jerking off on all the girls he takes pics of.

I am posting this, because I think the idea and the pics, are interesting as fuck. It’s like mouth rape, shock, real life “WTF”…and that to me makes it pretty fucking cool, innovative, even interesting as a social experiment and I don’t even have a lipstick fetish, so I can only imagine what this does to those of you who do….

I guess in posting this, anyone he takes pics of will know what they have coming for them, so it’s the end of the road for the Makeout Photographer…he’s gonna have to find a new thing to surprise people with…let’s hope it involves bush.

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Makeout Photographer of the Day

His name is JEDEDIAH JOHNSON …he is a photographer…and he applies lipstick before surprise making out and snapping pics of the aftermath of his subjects..

Now, I don’t know how his models or the people he ends up kissing don’t see it coming, I mean if I was having my picture taken by a dude applying lipstick, I would probably wonder if I was going to be leaving his “studio” alive…and when he started to approach me, camera in hand, licking his lips…I’d instinctively throat punch him, kick him the balls or run…but maybe girls, especially models, who have already decided to let a man direct them, have less fear…that’s how Terry ends up jerking off on all the girls he takes pics of.

I am posting this, because I think the idea and the pics, are interesting as fuck. It’s like mouth rape, shock, real life “WTF”…and that to me makes it pretty fucking cool, innovative, even interesting as a social experiment and I don’t even have a lipstick fetish, so I can only imagine what this does to those of you who do….

I guess in posting this, anyone he takes pics of will know what they have coming for them, so it’s the end of the road for the Makeout Photographer…he’s gonna have to find a new thing to surprise people with…let’s hope it involves bush.

Posted in:Photography

2014

14

Jul

Josephine Skriver Topless for Allure Russia of the Day

Danish model JOSEPHINE SKRIVER , daughter of a lesbian and a gay marine biologist proves that the European gays can instill the right morals and values in the children they raise, despite what the Christians think, leading to a babe dialled into “artistic” nudity…

I mean she’s definitely hot enough to be a stripper, escort or even a pornstar, but her gay parents and their gay lovers, showed her that the real way to make money off her nudity is Fashion…because fashion is respectable…and if she shoots spread eagle vagina shots for Vogue, it is making a statement on the condition of a woman’s role in society, but when a girl does the same post for “Teen Gangbang Sluts From the Projects”….it’s making a statement of “damn that bitch need money for drugs and illegit babies”…

Both fun to look at, one a little bit of a better life strategy…that I guess she learned from having two active parents that actually wanted kids, because in their world, accidents from sex usually lead to hospital visits not abortion clinics…

ALl this to say, gay parents are better parents than single mothers in the projects/on welfare/etc.…and here are the pics to prove it.

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2014

14

Jul

Anastasia Ashley in Ghetto Juice of the Day

When I think of a girl in Ghetto Juice, I imagine her in the grease filled back dumpster of a fried chicken shop with 12 black dudes jerking off on her face…right before eating some watermelon for desert…all set to the sounds of 3 fat white girls with 50 shades of grey babies from different daddies comes walking by, screaming into their cellphones about when they can start stripping again…while their crack dealers rap about crack….

I guess it’s also a surf magazine,…dream girl…ambassador of all things good in the world…living proof that having a vagina doesn’t ruin all girls…and that some can actually be cool as fuck…Anastasia Ashley…is showing off her fit, round, pro-surfer ass in…

Sure it’d be more interesting she was taking part in my version of Ghetto Juice…but this is Ghetto booty in a bikini being a swimsuit model is not bad either…

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2014

14

Jul

Emily Rat Cow Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day

Emily Rat Cow who was once Emily Ratajkowski…then EMRATA because every bitch with a weird Ethnic name needs herself a nickname that has a nice flow to it…it makes jerking off to them much more romantic…like a love song…than being screamed at in a german prison camp “RATATATATA KOOOOWW SKII”…

But now, she’s Rat Cow…because she’s got a face of a rat, a personality of a cow, her 5 minutes are up. But she’s still got tits.

Tits she’s well aware of, and tits that she knows helped her achieve her 15 minutes…and anyone who is blinded by her tits, and thinks she’s hot..or talented…or worth keeping around, is just ignorant and doesn’t realize the level of hot pussy in the world that has less of an ego and more talent than this barn yard trash.

Here she is taking pics of herself…practicing for when everyone in the world stops caring, not just me, and she’s left forced to take herself out back and shoot herself…up on some old yeller shit…with more selfies and less dead animal…I was just throwing out some metaphors, since we are all intellectuals here.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

14

Jul

Cailin Russo See Through at a Kids Park of the Day

Cailin Russo WALKING THE STREET IN A SHEER TOP and I’ve posted HER MESH TOP DANCE …so this wet, white outfit in a kids park amongst kids isn’t shocking or interesting because of her hipster nipples….

Hipster nipples are everywhere, you just need to leave your house to see them. Nipples aren’t as crazy or secretive or even interesting as they used to be. Sure I still like them, but when a girl shows off her nipples, I am well aware that it’s not a big deal, but still fun to look at…and fun to watch hipster trickle down into the mainstream..because there is no such thing as hipster…all these hipster chicks are actually the equivalent of the popular girl in her Gap Khakis in the 90s…it’s just the cool thing to be…

Ok, so it is cool for hipsters to show how liberal they are via their nipples because it is a hipster thing to show nipples…and hipster doesn’t exist, it is mainstream,….ok…we’ve established that nipples aren’t a big deal, but still fun to look at….

What is an interesting thing is when girls try to next level their nipple display, because nipples alone aren’t edgy or interesting enough…so they take their white underwear to a kids park and get wet…

Something that would get a man arrested if he was wet in white briefs around kids…

But when Cailin Russo does it for VINE, it’s ok…in fact better than OK…it’s fantastic…

I am a fan of her work, even if it is forced, lame and she’s not that hot…the effort is there and that’s all we can really ask for…

Posted in:Cailin Russo

2014

14

Jul

Girl Takes Shit in Store and Other Videos of the Day

This is an INSANE Shoot Out…with Cops who have horrible AIM…

Another Fuck her Right in the Pussy

Dude Runs into Utah’s Burning Man Fire and Dies..I Would Probably Have Done The Same if I Was Foreced to Go To This Devil Stick Hippie’s 40 Years too Late Bullshit… Go to the 3 Minute Mark….

Homemade Zip Line Win

Close Up Video of a Dude Shooting People Outside a Nightclub in Stamford Connecticut

Dude Trashing an Liquor Store

Walk and Text Fail….

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