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2014

07

Aug

Kristen Stewart in the Grocery Store for Elle of the Day

Kristen Stewart is in the Grocery Store looking stupid, boring, like a hack, untalented, half retarded, a product of incest who looks like she smells…but that Grocery store taps into my core…it’s the one place my wife lets me go because it comes with the hope of me bringing her back food…and the one place where single girls, married girls, just from the gym girls go to stock up…and it’s the easiest place to strike up conversation – but people are so scared of human interaction – they may confuse you for a rapist..and when they do – you can just eat your feelings…like the fat girl in aisle 2…looking at the cakes…

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2014

07

Aug

Tits in i-D Magazine of the Day

The models are Natalie Westling & Lily McMenamy and I’ve never heard of them, I mean everyone’s a fucking model, so I don’t keep track, too many people…I just know they are super creepy in this photoshoot for i-D magazine but more importantly – they are showing their tits…

Posted in:Tits

2014

07

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is an ogre. A Monster. A beast. Even when she’s connected with her mom and dad being super famous as fuck, she can’t manage to get a movie deal, but low level kids of famous people have pulled it off, making me thing that either she’s really a failure across the board, and agencies have to tread lightly not to offend her…because this fame thing is what she’s looking for, otherwise she wouldn’t do the stunts on social media all day, but I guess we gotta keep on trying even when hitting brick walls…it’s not like she’s got better things to do – so here she is in her bikini for instagram since no one is paying her for it – she’s doing it herself. How hip.

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2014

07

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Models Her Own Underwear Collection of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely has her own lingerie line. Which means she lends her name to a company, does free photoshoots for them, gets a percentage of sales, just to be there and pretend to be part of the design. This is how you give models, who are otherwise just pictures with who are paid to have very little substance, talent or personality…but maybe just maybe she conceptualized this whole thing and Marks and Spencers, her partners in it are the passive ones…

Who cares, she’s rich, she’s hot. She fucks bald guys. I like her and that’s what matters.

To See Her in a Harper’s Bazaar CLICK HERE

To She her in Tight Pants CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2014

07

Aug

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but she sounds important enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of her at the beach…I have a feeling she’s one of those brain washing performers who sings songs you know all the words of – even though you’ve never intentionally listened to it….but I’m more into her self produced bikini stunts…all hand stands…because her tits look perky like that…

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ellie Goulding

2014

07

Aug

Classy Girl Gets Naked Ass Fire Challenged and Other Vides of the Day

Butterfly VS Kid’s Face

Russian Hockey Player Breaks Stick Over Player’s Head

Orangutan Does a Mock Suicide

People save pit bull…

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have run out of girls to sext, all the girls I’ve been sexting have ignored me. I’ve tried tinder for sexting partners but no one right swipes me, not even girls I know…so I’ve resorted to sexting random phone numbers – prank sexts – hoping someone gives in.

Turns out only dudes who want to kill you respond…

Here are some links….

10 Racist toys
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing a BRa
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Teacher of the Year
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The Best in Celebrity Incest
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Alessandra Ambrosio Shorts!
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Thunderstruck on a Banjo
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Schwarzenegger’s New Terminator Movie
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Ass
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Kanye Says the Paparazzi are Worse than Nazis
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Agent Provocateur Ad Campaign by Penelope Cruz
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Hot Girls With Messy Rooms
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Kenny Loggins is Playing Smaller Venues…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

So many girls in really really skimpy shorts. It’s hilarious because I don’t even notice them. I am so desensitized they’d have to be fisting themselves for me to notice. But every other guy seems to notice and everyone acts all offended…pretending to be feminists with their assholes exposed because it is empowering.

I guess it is safe to say that these feminists are anti-feminist because the whole idea of feminism is to differentiate men and women while fighting for the rights of women…

I don’t know why people can’t just lighten the fuck up and fuck everyone, love everyone, and not worry if a dude gets a boner cuz a girl is showing her asshole in a pair of 300 dollar shorts she got at Urban Outfitters.

Girls don’t ask to get raped because they wear short skirts, but they do ask to tap directly into a dudes testicles making him eager to nut…leading to unwanted attention…so when you play with fire – kids die…or at least get burned…if you know what I mean…

All this to say – keep those shorts getting shorter….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Snow White Let Herself Go
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So Many Hot Asses
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Tyra Impersonates Lohan
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Elle Coulding’s Shitty Bikini Pics
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Megan Fox Doesn’t Give Her Husband Sex
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Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pic Sucks
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Slut of the Day
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Cristina De Pin Booty on the Beach
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Selena Gomez Has a Nice Ass in Her tight Jeans
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Katie Holmes on her First Press Tour
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Alison Brie Tits in GIF
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Luci Ford’s Amazing Ass….
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Lourdes Leon in a Green Bikini
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36 Hottest Pics of Marissa Miller
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Jeff Goldblum’s Weird Jurassic Park Wedding…
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Bikini Clad Elisabetta Gregoraci and her Billionaire Man – Modern Day Romeo and Juliette
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Jessie J on Set of a Photoshoot
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The Best Street Art in the World
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Some Trick Named Ana Braga in a Bikini
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V. Stivano May Have Donald Sterlings Baby…Ha!
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Kirsten Dunst is in Baby Making Mode – What a Scary THought
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April Pearson Mesh Panty Upskirt
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Minka Kelly Pokies
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Julianne Hough Dancing Cleavage
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The 2 leg Walking Bear
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Jessica Alba Takes Ownership of Her Body…Ok…
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Kevin Spacey in Drag
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36 Behind the Scenes Pics From Your Favorite Movies
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Ashley Greene Walk Of Shame Attention Seeking Grocery Shop
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Candice Swanepoel at the Airport…
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Close Call Compilation
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McKayla Maroney’s Slutty Instagram
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Gwyneth Paltrow Likes Being Slapped in the Face – Sign Me Up
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Amelle Berrabah Ass and Midriff…
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Drunk Chrissy Teigen at the Baseball Game
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Make-Up Makes Ugly Bitches Less Ugly
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Russian Farmer and His Ducks…
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Obama does Iggy Azalea
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Funny Tombstone
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Female Slut Gets Violated on Stage at Some Show
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Naked in Public
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Nude Photoshoot on VImeo
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Kim Kardashian’s See Through Top
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Redneck Bonfire
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Hot Babe in Lingerie
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Naked in Public
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Latina Amateur
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Shooting Goop Out of Things That Shouldn’t Shoot Goop
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Sin City Inspired Lingerie Shoot
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Girl Changing Panties….
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Katie Holmes Wants to Show Her Tits Again
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Hey Ladies – Vote on my Friend’s Romance Summer Survery!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Aug

Madonna’s Vagina Panty Selfie of the Day

I think we can all agree that Madonna is disgusting. Even Terrifying.

With her muscular vagina that has been worked so hard over the last 3.5 decades of fucking hard to make 100s of millions of dollars.

A vagina she apparently decided to selfie in panties just to show how resilient that fucking thing is…

You know in a “Hey fucker, my fuck hole that got me here is still alive, and can squat 215″….kind of way.

She’s 60. Forgetting she’s 60. This is weird. But not as weird as knowing that in the 80s. I was all about her slutty for pop music even though she couldn’t sing hustle. It paved the way for so many aspiring sluts to embrace being a slut and I’ll never slut shame a slut…I need sluts to survive…I’ll just call them out on it and only eat them out through plastic bags…I have enough problems without having to deal with cold sores…

All this to say, I am all for freaky 60 year olds, I just don’t really want to see them in action. It’s like keep that shit to yourself, we don’t like how it looks or smells. Hang those leather and lace things up, or keep them for your own personal use. Don’t make it public. Seriously. We get it, you fuck, you’re a freak, no one wants to see it.


Posted in:Madonna

2014

06

Aug

Hanalei Reponty by David Hauserman in the Laundromat of the Day

Hanalei Reponty is a pretty amazing bodied model from Tahiti who was marketed as a surfer, even though she’s probably not actually a surfer, but then again what makes a surfer, I would assume it is anyone who can surf. Right?

I mean it’s a lifestyle bro…

Not that I would know, I am not a surfer, or a model, but I am all about looking at pictures of girls who do surf, because they generally have amazing bodies, all swimming and being beat the fuck up by waves all day…

I am not sure what this Hanalei Reponty shoot is for, I just know it is by David Hauserman who is on the rise as a photographer….

I also know that she’s showing some toplessness, because that’s just the direction everything is going, that is just what we want to see, and I am all about this movement…Models and model titties for fashion is and has always been my porn…

I blame Fashion Television running runway shows on Sundays when I only had one channel and I was forced to jerk off to it – coupled with fashion magazines always being available to jerk off to as a kid…in an era before porn…

All this to say – Hanalei Reponty is amazing.

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