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2014

07

Aug

Britney Spears in Panties for Instagram of the Day

Britney Spears posted this picture of a picture of her in panties to showcase all the hard work she’s put into hiking after the public made fun of her for gaining 30 pounds in Vegas despite having a show….

Her handlers got on that as fast as they could and with owning her they decided it was time for her to shape up and since she doesn’t have a mind of her own…that’s exactly what she did…or at lest wants you to think she did…since I don’t ever trust any pictures…we get it…angles and photoshop…she’s a pro at making herself look better than her self..

But I’ll still look at panties..In fact..I’ll also sniff them

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2014

07

Aug

Chrissy Teigen in Esquire of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is the enemy…

I just don’t like her for attacking me and calling me a rapist, when I don’t ever rape anything ever, and barely even have sex thanks to a fat wife who locks me down…I mean all I did was call her out for being a gold digging whore that has never got work…and who was getting fat because of divorce settlement and the fact that she’s never got work…

She’s a drunk, she’s a mess, she’s delusional, and she’s not even hot, but she’s relevant right now, thanks to her free work with Sports Illustrated and now free work with Esquire. She does it so that John Legend thinks he’s with a model…not a whore.

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2014

07

Aug

Kate Upton Covered Up in Elle of the Day

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When you’re given a fat model…you gotta make magic…by covering her the fuck up…

And that’s exactly what ELLE did…they are like “Shit, we have to book Kate Upton to keep a good relationship with the agency, and she’s relevant, but she’s so fucking fat, we shoot models, we’re not used to this”…

Then some fag, comes up with the genius “let’s cover that monster up”…”throw cake at her to distract her, she’ll have no fucking clue”….

To see her massive fat girl tits at the Detroit Tigers/Yankees game CLICK HERE

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2014

07

Aug

Rebekah Underhill for Dry Magazine of the Day

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How about a nude video of Rebekah Underhill..it’s some nude model erotica in video instead of picture…

I posted the pictures HERE

But this is a far more interesting way to see her naked according to me…

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2014

07

Aug

Camille Rowe Free People Lingerie of the Day

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Camille Rowe is in Lingerie because that’s what French models do and not just because they’ve worked for Victoria’s Secret, but because they french invented Lingerie…and more importantly being topless in public, making these corporate non-nude pics of her a little boring, knowing I can just click on her name and see the archive of her nude pics…but sometimes lingerie pics are a good entry level way to get into the nudes…

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2014

07

Aug

Nicki Minaj Hiding Her Ass in Fader of the Day

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This is the first time that Nicki Minaj has not exploited her fat ass and trained waistline because that’s what is in style with fat suburban white girls who listen to her music. You know the hip hop world is massive, everyone loves the shit, but they don’t want a real hood chick giving it to them, she’s like a white chick from white acting school, who plays this black role for the white record label, channeling everything she can learn from old Lil Kim videos…

But she did show off some tit…and we like tit…even on her…

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2014

07

Aug

Kesha on the Beach of the Day

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Kesha was on the beach…luckily…not in a bikini…because that rehab body, even if better than it once was…is still not where it needs to be…it’s like put that shit away, stop flapping’ it around…maybe even put some pants on…I thought you weren’t supposed to get Gremlins wet…

Good one right…

Here’s a video of her that will make you want to punch yourself int he dick….

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2014

07

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini of the Day

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I wonder if it is a coincident that Michelle Rodriguez’s initials are Mr.

There’s no way there’s no penis attached to these broad fucking shudders…that you can’t see in these instagram pics she’s posted – but that you can see in the bikini paparrazi pics if you CLICK HERE

To see the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2014

07

Aug

Suki Waterhouse Panty Flash of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse wanted to show you the panties that encase the vagina that Bradley Cooper sticks his dick inside…when she’s not too busy looking in the mirror fixing his hair….or practicing his lines for some other shitty movie he is in that he’ll get nominated for an Oscar for…because Hollywood is a fucking scam and Oscars is how they groom people to make themselves more money…enough money to land a model, who may not be a top model, but who is showing her panties, because to her he is a win…..but to me her panties are a win…

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2014

07

Aug

Naked in Nature of the Day

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I don’t know who shot these pics, I just know they are for C-Heads , who are a do it yourself fashion magazine that work with all the new, or interesting photographers…using new or aspiring or interesting models that aren’t all signed or actual models but who are producing cool shit that involves nudity like this one…all filled with enough hipster bush…that I don’t even know if the girl in it is hot or not – or if the pics are good or not…I just love bush, it talks directly to my soul….

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