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2014

21

Aug

Morning Hangover of the Dump

Whenever talking to a group of girls, where one of them is in a cast or a brace from some kind of injury, or clearly subpar for the group due to being ugly as fuck, you must never ask the leader of their group “how much for the broken one”…they will all get mad at you wanting a discount…or maybe they get mad because you’re implying they are whores, even though logically, we’re all fucking whores…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning

Ice Bucket Challenge Founder Dies from Drowning…
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I Like the Katy Perry Ice Bucket Challenge
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The Best GIFs of Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda Video
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Anna Wintour Ice Bucket Challenge.
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Hot Girls in Towels
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MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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The Best Picture Ever…
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Foo Fighters Ice Bucket Challenge
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Rihanna’s Got a Pug Face and Hard Nipples
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Jessica Alba at a Some Movie Premiere
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COUGARS LIKE TO FUCK ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Here are a bunch of College Cheerleaders
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Farrah Abraham Makes 544,000
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Shooting Watermelons
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2014

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I like long skinny legs. I just don’t like trying to decipher because with hormones in the food and slutty dressing, I was next to 4 babes who looked 15 and unattractive because I like older and more damaged, and they were talking about their second year of college…and frosh week, making me realize that I am old, and all girls, even 20 year olds are babies to me……except for Nicki Minaj…but Here’s Nicki Minaj, white trained white girl who was black enough to fake being black so white girls buy her shit…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Crazy Booty
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14 Celebs Ice Bucket Challenge
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Hot Babe in a SHeer Dress
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Anna Nicole Smith’s Estate has lost the Battle for the millions
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Big Tits on Instagram….
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Slut of the Day
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Nicki Minaj Insane Ass Pic
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Cop in Ferguson Tells Protestos He Will Kill Them…
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Megan Fox Doing Mom Shit
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Rihanna Has Hard Nipples
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Kanye Loving Kanye
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Ramona Singer Has the Best Pokies
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Hilary DUff Thickness
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Jessica Simpson Wants to Stuff her Ass with Silicone…
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Maria Sharapova Promoting Bullshit
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Dogs Taking Baths
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Jessica Alba is Still Hot
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Jessica ALba’s Filled in Face Has Hard Nipples
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Rihanna in Short Shorts
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Rihanna TOuching Herself
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are Done
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Lindsay Lohan Legs
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Lady Gaga is a Horrible Nightmare
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Kate Upton Fails at Ice Buckets
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Claudia Romani Broken Down in a Bikini
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Gisele’s Ice Bucket Challenge
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Russian Clubs are Awesome
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Jessica Hart See Through
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Helen Hunt Not So Sexy Bikini Cool Down
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Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron’s Fake Relationship is Over…
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Jungle Book Cast Names
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Lindsay Lohan Deleted her Pic with Tina Fey….Scandal
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Topless Pilot
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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This Isn’t Very Cute
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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A Great Dismount
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

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2014

20

Aug

Selena Gomez in Hipster Shorts of the Day

I am not a fan of Selena Gomez, really I just encourage her knowing that she has an auto immune disease that is the opposite of AIDS, that could potentially kill her at anytime…they call it Lupus, other people call it Bieber….I call it who the fuck cares how she markets herself she’s figured out the very basic system thanks to her stage mom breeding her to own this Hollywood shit, and even if she’s not that hot, her shorts are, and I have no problem trying to stare up them, even though a picture is probably as close as I’ll ever get to her…

Now I don’t know if I am just sucked into this pic because I see shorts like this always, everywhere, and for some reason the new generation of girls all have great asses, thanks to hormones in the food and squats…or if I am getting a soft spot for sometimes doughy, chipmunk face Gomez…

I just know I like it…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

20

Aug

Laura Cremashi’s Amazing Tit Flash of the Day

I already know that these Laura Cremashi tit flash pics in her bikini are going to be the highlight of my day.

Not because I am a virgin loser who gets excited by a set of tits being exposed on purpose for the paparazzi, and not because I’ve never seen a set of tits. and not because she’s European and this whole bikini top thing is confusing to her, because they all go topless but because she brings hope. If you are a hot bodied girl, who is not even a celebrity in Italy, where she is from, you can come to America and get noticed…it is so simple. It is the American Dream. This is what your troops fight for….I mean that an oil to make the 1 percent richer…but I prefer to be distracted by Laura Cremashi and her immigrant tits stealing our local girl’s who want to be in the paparazzi jobs…

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2014

20

Aug

Lana Zakocela is a Babe for Cameron Hammond of the Day

Lana Zakocela is some up and coming, aspiring model, who I guess has some photographer friends who create new concepts for fashion, that happen to be one of my fetishes, wet white shorts…or really white wet anything…there’s just something about wet and see through clothes that I’ve been masturbating to forever…not that you care about what I masturbate to, I am just giving this Lana Zakocela and her photographer friend my approval in all that they do…something I would imagine they would care about…if I was relevant to the hipster kids taking over DIY fashionable and artistic porn…right.

Posted in:Lana Zakocela

2014

20

Aug

Nicola Peltz in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Not only is Nicola Peltz an up and coming it girl. You know a babe in a massive movie that Michael Bay packaged because he’s the ultimate in creepers…the kind of girl who realizes her fame, or at least the potential of her fame is now, so she pushes half naked pics to her social media to stay in our hearts and in our minds…you know doing things right…but it turns out that she’s also a rich kid, her dad’s a billionaire, which is probably more of the reason why she’s famous than her looks, because there are millions of hot girls out there without billions who work in diners and shit…and I can’t hate her for it, she didn’t ask to be rich, and really when it looks like this, craving attention like this, it’s screaming issues and validation I find hot in all kinds of girls from all walks of life, because we are all human….how’s that for some philosophy bullshit…set to rich kid in bikini pics…pretty good right.

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2014

20

Aug

Cara Delevingne’s Not Nude Enough for Tom Ford Campaign of the Day

All the fashion sites are excited about Cara Delevingne getting naked for this Tom Fort campaign, but this is hardly naked to me. Call me old fashioned, or maybe I am not with it or an it girl of my own who really grasps how to manipulate society with my trust fund, to hang with A-listers and thus appear to be an A-Lister of my own….because I consider nudity without clothes, sure, but with vagina and nipples…otherwise this girl is just covering up the good lesbian parts…which might as well be her in a snowsuit…

Here she is in some paparazzi pics CLICK HERE To remind you that she’s better off in photoshoots.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

20

Aug

Gisele’s Ice Bucket Challenge is Too Clothed of the Day

Gisele did the ice bucket challenge, and I guess with her really successful husband, and her really successful self, she doesn’t need to try anymore. She’s a classy woman, with a family and mansions all over the place, living the life of Luxury…I mean to cheapen her like she was an aspiring bikini model willing to do anything to break free from the crowd was her past, that’s not her anymore, she’s made it and can pretend that person doesn’t exist, like I pretend this person doesn’t exist, since jerking off to Gisele is better post-op – pre-babies.

Posted in:Gisele

2014

20

Aug

Irina Shayk Promoting Nonsense of the Day

Irina Shayk may or may not be a Russian escort that was good enough to sell to the fashion industry/ to a professional soccer player to be the beard for his image…

You know the kind of woman who sees her man for public appearances every 6 weeks, and the rest of the time she’s fucking Hollywood – to get ahead…

The kind of model who walks a fine line of porn girl, bikini model, and fashion….

Who I guess books the occasional campaign that only weirdos can jerk off to, like this one for a shoe company…

It’s like this does zero for me…where’s her half nakedness…but it probably does something to you because you’re a freak and any body part, living or dead, attached or in the freezer is enough for you and that would make me uncomfortable if I cared.

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2014

20

Aug

Izabel Goulart Work Out Porn of the Day

Being married to an obese, disgusting, pig of a woman who has robbed my soul, dignity, pride and self worth…I find it fascinating to see hot as fuck girls who keep fit and take care of themselves. My wife is the kind of woman who powders when her stink is just too much to handle midsummer…you know the kind of woman who thinks fitness is eating one bag of chips instead of two…so seeing this superwoman shit blows my mind, fascinates me, and is really just fantasy, even though I see fit girls everywhere I go…I jut don’t live it…

That said, Iza Goulart’s pics and videos are getting pretty repetitive, but then again, so am I…we’re all just one trick…

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