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2014

12

Aug

Luci Ford is Amazing in her Sunglasses of the Day

LUCI FORD is a magical creature sent to me from instagram heaven, who I have been following and loving for a pretty long time, because her pictures are all amazing…and she’s fucking hot…so I have no real choice but to post these red sunglass shots of her ass in a skimpy enough one piece…I saw them circulating and with that…I must participate…and hope that any and all endorsing I do for this magical creature sent to me from instagram heaven…leads to her own TV show…I figure if the Kardashians can do it..any retard monkey masturbating in the corner when not flinging it’s own shit can do it…but more importantly…and amazing to look at babe can do it too..let it be Luci….who from my angle…seems pretty tight…

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2014

12

Aug

Jessica Simpson’s in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Jessica Simpson does mom bathing suits right. She got paid a lot of fucking money to lose a lot of weight, even though she has a lot of fucking money. She’s looking good enough to stare at in a bikini….but instead of being a trashy mom in her 30s who doesn’t respect that she is a mom in her 30s…and instead puts on a bikini because she’s been putting in work at the gym…she’s got the one piece on and it actually covers up the nightmare that is having 2 babies…and makes her appealing enough to stare at…it’s like she’s got this…and other moms should take her lead.

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2014

12

Aug

Mila Kunis See Through Pregnancy Dress of the Day

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Mila Kunis is still pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s baby and that’s not the only disappointment that comes in this picture…the other disappointment is that she’s one of those new mom’s who doesn’t get massively huge breasts when pregnant…you know all filled with milk and a great time to get breast implants…but instead her tits just got awkward and weird…

I guess she’s not that far along, but not only is she disgusting to look at for someone like me who doesn’t think pregnancy is natural…especially with Billionaire Ashton Kutcher, who I don’t find interesting at all, despite his smart investments into tech when tech was just blowing up…But she’s looking like a fat chick with no tits…and that’s the worst curse any girl can have…let alone any girl can do to herself…with intention of having a billion dollar family with the one guy you knew at 14 who can relate to you or who you feel you genuinely know…I get it..I just don’t get these pics…

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2014

12

Aug

Alex Mru by Damien Elroy Vignaux for Treats! of the Day

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TREATS MAGAZINE are not the pioneers of skin mags. They aren’t Playboy or Penthouse or even Hustler from the 70s. But they are speaking to a market that appreciates that kind of photography. We are dudes, we like nudes, but for some reason the people producing nudes went south with their nudes, and just pumped out shitty studio pics of shitty looking girls doing shitty fucking things – that eventually involved peeing…and the quality of everything about the skin mag feel apart and pretty much became internet porn…

So people got together, found models willing to get nude, or implied nude, and shot them doing nice thing, in nice settings, looking nice, and it makes me happy, because I am tired of all the trashy and I like girl who I wouldn’t find at the strip club – naked…

So Alex Mru, I’ve don’t know, but I think she’s fucking glorious and you should too…

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2014

12

Aug

Jessie J has a Labia Slip While Performing of the Day

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Jessie J is some UK popstar who I never really found interesting. I don’t even know any of her songs. The UK is filled with garbage pop that no one should ever listen to – but that is pushed on their radio stations – because tastes in the UK, at least based on their Glamour models…is a but trashy…

I do remember that Jessie J was all about the leotards, like all the other popstars who went leotard crazy over the last 3-5 years….but I don’t think she’s ever had the fatty lip of her vagina area poking the fuck out of the outfit as she spread eagles on stage…like this was some kind of Thai sex show….

I guess this all part of what I like about a leotard…skimpy enough for labia to slip out…not that this is even labia…it just looks like it could be…and that’s good enough for me…

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2014

12

Aug

Britney Spears Mom Tits in Public of the Day

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I don’t really think a slimmer, more controlled Britney Spears thanks to her handlers realizing that she’s their meal ticket and they can’t let her venture off on her own, because she will try to escape the prison that is her life…is all that interesting….

Even if the Not quite a girl, not yet a woman, who is clearly all woman, in her Thirties and a mom of at least two…a good Christian woman…at least that’s what she wants that portion of her fan base to think – since they are the only ones still buying albums for their trailer park home….

I just like that her pretty big tits are busting out of…fancy Walmart looking crop top you’d expect to see on some stripper in south at church apparel…because I guess in a lot of ways that’s what this robot, shell of a woman kind of is…you know since her performances include her half naked, dancing around sexy, and not singing…

It’s a small sacrifice she makes to give everyone around her a nice affluent life..reminding me to exploit your kids..

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2014

12

Aug

Hot Russian Girl Named Dasha Dancing of the Day

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I don’t know anything about this video, other than that I love watching Russian girls dancing around half naked, shot by fashion photographers…it is hotter than anything going on in porn, at least as far as I’m concerned….and it makes me want to buy at least one or two Russian wives, you know to import in exchange for citizenship, giving them hope of grandeur, only to disappoint them when they land and I pick them up with my fat wife in her sister’s 1992 Hyundai hatch back…you know it’s like “So you think American life was amazing…just see how bad I can make you want to go back to war torn poverty, because baby, that American dream they talk about is for rich people, and hard workers…right here, right now, we keep things on welfare”….

I mean seriously, this girl…Dasha…is amazing…

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2014

12

Aug

Jessica Alba Sucking Straws in New York of the Day

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Jessica Alba was in New York wearing a midriff like she wasn’t over 30 and a mom of two. You know pretending that she’s still awesome and relevant and fashionable, because everyone around her tells her how great and amazing she is every day of her life…and she’s got fans who still praise her and think she’s the best and hottest thing to ever hit the movie screen, when I just see an over-hyped actress with little to no talent, who scammed the system better than any Mexican has….because she is Mexican…despite her being in denial about it…sure she’s mentioned it, but never really embraced it or celebrated it or did anything for Mexicans but hire a few Mexican gardeners as slaves to do her part for her people…not that I care..white people laugh at Mexicans, if she did embrace it, the world of racists would retaliate, so it was better for her to assimilate. Proven by her bank balance…

All this to say, here she is in New York…being fancy…dressed a little too sexy…and unfortunately, not sitting on my face…because I’m not against mom’s of two, in fact they are the only vaginas that can really handle my fisting…

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2014

12

Aug

Irina Shayk Tongues her Russian Friend and Wears a Bikini of the Day

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Irina Shayk is kissing some girl who I assume is Russian on the lips, because apparently that’s how Russian Women make extra cash to pay for their hair, nails and designer clothes….

Sure I am basing my entire opinion on Russian babes on the cam sites and porn sites and mail order bride sites that I frequent…but I like to think that is culturally representative of girls who grew up poor but who are now thrown into the elite, top echelon, 1%, world of fame and fortune – strictly because of the way they look…

We call those escorts…and sure they can disguise as models, or even be models…but the foundation of who they are…their core offering to the world…is still the fuckng same..and when they look like Irina…I am so into that, I wish I had budget for that…or at least one as good as her…

She also wore a bikini on instagram in some luxurious place…because that’s the life she lives…looking the way she does…

Surprisingly, no one asked where her John Ronaldo was…it’s just assumed he’s off on his own gay cruise or something…being rubbed down by men to loosen up after the world cup…he’s a homosexual like that…a homosexual who “dates” this..

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2014

12

Aug

Sarina is Topless for Giovanni Lipari of the Day

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Her name is Sarina. I scanned over her INSTAGRAM and she seems to be one of those free spirit, nudist, armpit hair rocking’, cool chick with a tattooed boyfriend…and massive tits…who doesn’t mind showing off said tits…and I think she’s perfectly fucking lovely….

At least in see pics C-Heads …where she’s topless in cars, topless in overalls, topless in bikinis, just topless…at least that’s all I am seeing because her boobs are so big and lovely…they are speaking directly to my “mother didn’t breast feed me enough” part of my soul…

Let’s see what else she has in her bag of tricks for us, because so far so good.

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