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2023

10

Feb

Maria Menounos is Having a Baby, Check Out her Pregnancy Abs of the Day

Maria Menounos, who I’ve pretty consistently said uses her asshole as a pussy since she’s greek. It all started when she had a pussy slip on the beach and I referenced that pussy slip with every Maria Menounos post I did, unfortunately the archive of pictures is disabled right now, which may be why no one ends up on this site, but you know, getting sued by pieces of shit copyright trolls who want their MONEY for some shit I posted a decade ago is far fucking more annoying…especially when they site makes under 1 dollar a day, the fucking AIDS BABY with FLIES on the INFOMERCIAL makes more than me…..plus, you can probably just google the pussy slip…

The point is, she announced she’s having a kid, despite being in her 40s, and I was like “maybe she dusted off the unused cunt and brought it out for a good old fashioned insemination”…..

Or maybe she was more like a breeding horse with farmers in gloves up to their elbows making her dream come true…..

But then I saw she was in a midriff top, showing harcore abs, which isn’t really what a 3 month pregnant chick would look like….and this was an event from recent times…which only means one thing….

She paid some helpless immigrant surrogate to carry her baby for her, not worried about it being another woman’s baby, not worried about not having a real connection with the baby because she didn’t grow it, not worried about another woman’s blood running through it, but rather just buying it like it’s a fucking pure bred dog and that’s fucking disturbing as shit….rich people are fucked.

But maybe the abs are just the baby growing in a weird way, what do I know besides she’s too fucking old to breed…or maybe she’s just keeping it in her ass, the way she likes it.

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2023

10

Feb

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminism leads to women turning their back on family

Whether it leads to turning their front to getting paid and climbing the corporate ladder, to feel like they are independent BOSS BITCHES….onlyh to end up infertile and alone, with cats, wine and money they can use to sugar mommy dudes who don’t mind fucking old pussy for money…..which I guess is an empty existence….

Or it leads to turning their front to rich dudes who see them as hookers and who compensate them for being hookers and who may even knock them up as hookers so that they are hooked in and paying the hooker for life, always hearing from the hooker, and being annoyed by the hooker, realizing they should have used condoms with the hooker as it was a fucking trap…..

Either way, two miserable situations that are the common outcome, yet here we have women bragging and celebrating feminism….like it’s not a psy-op to rob them of happiness.

These girls are just braless on the internet, not necessarily annoyingly braless, politicized bralessness, but it reminds me of how dumb feminism is, so that’s why we call it that….

It also reminds me of how hot braless tits are!

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2023

10

Feb

Kendall Jenner’s Holding her Tits of the Day

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I like to think that Bruce Jenner shit out Kendall Jenner and using the proper incubation he was able to turn the bacterium into an actual human, you know rich person shit….and birthing her from his shit was what gave him that maternal instinct to inspire his transition to being a woman, to being Caitlyn….you know since Kendall Jenner is still fucking shit.

Sure, she’s the hottest the Kardashians have to offer, but that’s like saying she’s the best thing about AIDS or CANCER or that RASH on your asshole….

Sure, she makes money and is celebrated by the masses of retards in the world on social media, but she’s just a bottom feeding slug….who has her tits out…which I guess is a good thing…

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2023

10

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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When it comes to panties, I guess the full back panty is the best for you weird soy boys and your low testosterone to wear in your cross dressing, you know now that it’s not cool to be men, so soy titty boys are deciding to swap genders to live out life as the hottest chick they can be…you know like SAM SMITH and his disturbing shot on all fours in tuck tape….WHAT A WORLD…

So Full Back panties are being normalized harder than ever, I thought it was because people were lonely and the full bikini underwear is a sign of passion-less relationship during her period….comfort is king…except when wanting to view your chick as a sex object….not that I ever discriminated against panties, but the general public did.

After much reflection, I think the Full Back panty comeback is because dudes are confused and like that there is room for their external ovaries, you know…THE BALLS, but you can’t have balls when you’re a lady….NOW CAN YOU….

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2023

10

Feb

Taylor Swift Bathtub of the Day

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I saw a pretty good Taylor Swift Meme the other day that read “She’s got 200 songs about dudes leaving her, but not one song about giving blow jobs”…..

Pretty clever joke…..but I have a feeling that she probably does give blow jobs, only because these rich and famous celebrities have everything they want, their lives managed for them, giving them a lot of time to sit around being perverts….

There is no way that Taylor Swift doesn’t have the nastiest, most perverted fucking fucks….her whole break-up angle is really just for marketing purposes, because all these celebs are self involved narcissistic sociopaths who don’t actually connect with each other, they just leverage each other for hype….clout chasers, even when at the top…

So someone like Taylor Swift will publicly date a dude for hype, he’ll date her for hype, probably getting his dick in her ass a few times, because why the fuck not, only to break up to generate hype, and keep her storyline going, so that 4 years later she can release an album about all her break-ups, so her lame fucking fans can try to figure out which celeb she’s talking about….increasing the hype….

I prefer the storyline that Taylor Swift doesn’t actually exist, she’s just AI to make girls depressed about relationships, turning them into independent cat moms until menopause when they realize it all went wrong. There’s a reason she’s so popular, THEY want her popular.

Apparently, no one has ever been in the same room as SWIFT, so when watching her new bigger tits at the GRAMMYS dance like a drunk, sad, white girl….it could just be CGI….

If she is real, she probably as interesting as CGI, you know just a rich kid turned industry puppet mooching off the minds of the retard audience….

Here she is in the bath, not necessarily washing off her SIN, but she probably should be….you know since she pretends to be a Christian, while being a heathen.

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2023

10

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are a pantyhose that you can buy in the local drug store…

So if you’re in need of making your pocket pussy, or that roasted chicken you got at COSTO look a little more womanly before you fuck it…you can do that with local drug store fishnets.

I’ve got all the life hacks and I’ve also got a curated mood board of girls in fishnets to inspire you in your masturbation with the new found fishnet stocking prop, because you don’t need to be a cross dresser to enjoy them my brother, you can just be a weirdo who dresses up the inanimate objects he fucks….from watermelons or any melon, to papier maché asses you’ve sculpted….they can all use some fishnets to be made hot like a traditional brothel dwelling whore! Timeless classic!

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2023

09

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Most of the people I know who fucked their sisters in High School, were not the ones to initiate the fucking of their sisters like you’d expect. It was never the dudes who were like “thanks mom and dad for bringing home the fleshlight that I intend on using when I am horny in high school”….

The people I know who were fucking their sisters were the ones being molested by their sister who wanted to know what fucking was about, always the older sister experimenting with the brother like a creeeper…

But even with white trash incest, they always blame the dudes for the pervert predator shit, typical.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Cam Girl of the Day
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Bella Thorne in the Cold
LICK HERE!!!!

Paige Spiranac’s Boob Jiggle
LICK HERE!!!!

Kendall Jenner Thirst Traps for the Gram
LICK HERE!!!!

The Best Pens on Amazon
LICK HERE!!!!

Kelly Gale’s Bikini Boob
LICK HERE!!!!

Camila Cabello Braless and Bouncing
LICK HERE!!!!

Gracie Hunt’s Mom is Going Viral
LICK HERE!!!!

Lottie Moss is a Bikini Clad Surfer
LICK HERE!!!!

Kylie Jenner Brings the Cleavage
LICK HERE!!!!

Coi Leray’s See Through
LICK HERE!!!!

Rihanna’s Cleavage at the Super Bowl
LICK HERE!!!!

Minature Horse chases human
LICK HERE!!!!

Burt Bacarach is Dead
LICK HERE!!!!

Genie Bouchard in NYC
LICK HERE!!!!

Salma Hayek in Glamous
LICK HERE!!!!

Woman and her Hairless Rat
LICK HERE!!!!

20 Nostalgic Pics
LICK HERE!!!!

Golfer Bri Teresi on Vacation
LICK HERE!!!!

News Anchor Gets Scared by Spider
LICK HERE!!!!

Bill Gates has a New Girlfriend
LICK HERE!!!!

Drone Footage of a Mountain Bike Race
LICK HERE!!!!

The Man Who Offers Free Concerts in People’s Houses
LICK HERE!!!!

Serena Williams Sports Bra
LICK HERE!!!!

Molly Sims Bikins in Cabo
LICK HERE!!!!

Model Keira in Pantyhose
LICK HERE!!!!

Car Jumping!
LICK HERE!!!!

Evangeline Lilly Visited Jeremy Renner
LICK HERE!!!!

Can you Walk to Russia from the USA
LICK HERE!!!!

FedEx Driver Crashes into Pileup
LICK HERE!!!!

Damar Hamlin will Play Again
LICK HERE!!!!

Zoey Deutch Covers a Magazine
LICK HERE!!!!

Booty Model Natalia Brings the Heat
LICK HERE!!!!

Instant Karma from the Cops
LICK HERE!!!!

Driver Causes Accident
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Power Slap is Back Tonight and It’s Ridiculous
LICK HERE!!!!

Tinashe Tans Topless
LICK HERE!!!!

The Best Pens on Amazon
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Karrueche Tran in a Dress
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Charli XCX Big Cleavage
LICK HERE!!!!

Addison Rae in a Skimpy Dress
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Alison Brie in Pantyhose
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Ashlee Simpson’s Legs Still Live as she Falls for the Paparazzi
LICK HERE!!!!

NY Fashion Week Has Started
LICK HERE!!!!

Natasha Lyonne in a Short skirt
LICK HERE!!!!

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini
LICK HERE!!!!

Salma Hayek in Glamour
LICK HERE!!!!

Caylee Cowan Not Showing Enough Tits
LICK HERE!!!!

Rebranded Dora the Explorer Braless
LICK HERE!!!!

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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Panties to the Side – Dildo Time
LICK HERE!!!!

3 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
LICK HERE!!!!

Slutty Tanners
LICK HERE!!!!

Holy Shit on the Tits
LICK HERE!!!!

Hot Amateur and her Big Tits
LICK HERE!!!!

Big Indian Booty Shake
LICK HERE!!!!

Control the Pussy
LICK HERE!!!!

Shit Pornstars Say
LICK HERE!!!!

Soapy Bitches
LICK HERE!!!!

Big Booty Models’ Booty
LICK HERE!!!!

Nude Model Poses with Fire
LICK HERE!!!!

Window Fucker
LICK HERE!!!!

7 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
LICK HERE!!!!

Perky Naked Chick
LICK HERE!!!!

Nude Model’s Public Flashing
LICK HERE!!!!

Toy From Behind
LICK HERE!!!!

17 People Having a Shit Day
LICK HERE!!!!

Toy Up In Her
LICK HERE!!!!

Warehouse Fuck
LICK HERE!!!!

Dildo on Motorbike
LICK HERE!!!!

Elevatology
LICK HERE!!!!

Nerdy
LICK HERE!!!!

Drilling a Hottie
LICK HERE!!!!

South Western Dildo Fuck
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Anime Girl Fucks
LICK HERE!!!!

Shitting Sharpies
LICK HERE!!!!

Photoshoot Turns to Fuck
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Pillon Girl
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stepLINKS of the Day

Most of the people I know who fucked their sisters in High School, were not the ones to initiate the fucking of their sisters like you’d expect. It was never the dudes who were like “thanks mom and dad for bringing home the fleshlight that I intend on using when I am horny in high school”….

The people I know who were fucking their sisters were the ones being molested by their sister who wanted to know what fucking was about, always the older sister experimenting with the brother like a creeeper…

But even with white trash incest, they always blame the dudes for the pervert predator shit, typical.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Cam Girl of the Day
LICK HERE!!!!

Bella Thorne in the Cold
LICK HERE!!!!

Paige Spiranac’s Boob Jiggle
LICK HERE!!!!

Kendall Jenner Thirst Traps for the Gram
LICK HERE!!!!

The Best Pens on Amazon
LICK HERE!!!!

Kelly Gale’s Bikini Boob
LICK HERE!!!!

Camila Cabello Braless and Bouncing
LICK HERE!!!!

Gracie Hunt’s Mom is Going Viral
LICK HERE!!!!

Lottie Moss is a Bikini Clad Surfer
LICK HERE!!!!

Kylie Jenner Brings the Cleavage
LICK HERE!!!!

Coi Leray’s See Through
LICK HERE!!!!

Rihanna’s Cleavage at the Super Bowl
LICK HERE!!!!

Minature Horse chases human
LICK HERE!!!!

Burt Bacarach is Dead
LICK HERE!!!!

Genie Bouchard in NYC
LICK HERE!!!!

Salma Hayek in Glamous
LICK HERE!!!!

Woman and her Hairless Rat
LICK HERE!!!!

20 Nostalgic Pics
LICK HERE!!!!

Golfer Bri Teresi on Vacation
LICK HERE!!!!

News Anchor Gets Scared by Spider
LICK HERE!!!!

Bill Gates has a New Girlfriend
LICK HERE!!!!

Drone Footage of a Mountain Bike Race
LICK HERE!!!!

The Man Who Offers Free Concerts in People’s Houses
LICK HERE!!!!

Serena Williams Sports Bra
LICK HERE!!!!

Molly Sims Bikins in Cabo
LICK HERE!!!!

Model Keira in Pantyhose
LICK HERE!!!!

Car Jumping!
LICK HERE!!!!

Evangeline Lilly Visited Jeremy Renner
LICK HERE!!!!

Can you Walk to Russia from the USA
LICK HERE!!!!

FedEx Driver Crashes into Pileup
LICK HERE!!!!

Damar Hamlin will Play Again
LICK HERE!!!!

Zoey Deutch Covers a Magazine
LICK HERE!!!!

Booty Model Natalia Brings the Heat
LICK HERE!!!!

Instant Karma from the Cops
LICK HERE!!!!

Driver Causes Accident
LICK HERE!!!!

Power Slap is Back Tonight and It’s Ridiculous
LICK HERE!!!!

Tinashe Tans Topless
LICK HERE!!!!

The Best Pens on Amazon
LICK HERE!!!!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
LICK HERE!!!!

===============
From the Forum

===============

Karrueche Tran in a Dress
LICK HERE!!!!

Charli XCX Big Cleavage
LICK HERE!!!!

Addison Rae in a Skimpy Dress
LICK HERE!!!!

Alison Brie in Pantyhose
LICK HERE!!!!

Ashlee Simpson’s Legs Still Live as she Falls for the Paparazzi
LICK HERE!!!!

NY Fashion Week Has Started
LICK HERE!!!!

Natasha Lyonne in a Short skirt
LICK HERE!!!!

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini
LICK HERE!!!!

Salma Hayek in Glamour
LICK HERE!!!!

Caylee Cowan Not Showing Enough Tits
LICK HERE!!!!

Rebranded Dora the Explorer Braless
LICK HERE!!!!

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Panties to the Side – Dildo Time
LICK HERE!!!!

3 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
LICK HERE!!!!

Slutty Tanners
LICK HERE!!!!

Holy Shit on the Tits
LICK HERE!!!!

Hot Amateur and her Big Tits
LICK HERE!!!!

Big Indian Booty Shake
LICK HERE!!!!

Control the Pussy
LICK HERE!!!!

Shit Pornstars Say
LICK HERE!!!!

Soapy Bitches
LICK HERE!!!!

Big Booty Models’ Booty
LICK HERE!!!!

Nude Model Poses with Fire
LICK HERE!!!!

Window Fucker
LICK HERE!!!!

7 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
LICK HERE!!!!

Perky Naked Chick
LICK HERE!!!!

Nude Model’s Public Flashing
LICK HERE!!!!

Toy From Behind
LICK HERE!!!!

17 People Having a Shit Day
LICK HERE!!!!

Toy Up In Her
LICK HERE!!!!

Warehouse Fuck
LICK HERE!!!!

Dildo on Motorbike
LICK HERE!!!!

Elevatology
LICK HERE!!!!

Nerdy
LICK HERE!!!!

Drilling a Hottie
LICK HERE!!!!

South Western Dildo Fuck
LICK HERE!!!!

Anime Girl Fucks
LICK HERE!!!!

Shitting Sharpies
LICK HERE!!!!

Photoshoot Turns to Fuck
LICK HERE!!!!

Pillon Girl
LICK HERE!!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! | SHOP THE SWEATSHOP

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

09

Feb

Rebecca Black Cleavage of the Day

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Rebecca Black’s got her big old titties busting out of her shirt, because along with having a catalog of pretty fucking annoying viral hits, that have grown her following, celebrity, all without the help of a major label, if anything she was laughed at by the major label, despite them now doing all they can to mimic exactly what she pulled off as a 12 year old, because they lack vision from their overpaid boardrooms, until they realize they can buy fame on the internet with their big budgets, basically turning the internet into a cesspool of trash, no better than the pop culture we were exposed to when all we had was MTV, where everyone’s a fucking puppet for the machine….but yeah, along with growing that, she grew some tits and shows them off in this second iteration of viral youtube star…

As it turns out, I like big tits busting out of tops…

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Posted in:Rebecca Black

2023

09

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if the thong was invented for the girls who own thongs to give the guys they are trying to get jerked off to by something to jerk off to, like a glimpse of their asshole, without really having to get naked….you know lazy girls who want to be jerked off to by randoms to feel hot…..all as part of a master plan to make everyone asshole obsessed, worship the asshole, so that when they actually get with a girl all they do is crave the asshole, like a bunch of queers, neglecting the life force generation pussy, only to end up with E.Coli and other feces borne parasites…that get into their brains and controls their every move, telling them to CONSUME, to CONSUME, to CONSUME whatever they tell them to consume, distracting everyone from the attack that their freedom is UNDER…

Or maybe it was invented to prevent tanlines….either way, here’s the asshole, the gateway to worms in the brain….HOT…

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2023

09

Feb

Suki Waterhouse Titty Top of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse peaked when she was Brad Cooper’s fleshlight, before he said fuck this basic white bitch, I’m going RUSSIAN, because that RUSSIAN stock of woman is far superior to breed with, plus they are professionally trained spies or agent provoacteurs, at least when they look like Irina Shayk…..

Back in the communism days, some were sent to weigth lifting school, some to the fields, some to the work camps making COSMONAUT equipment, others to the Gymanstic school or ballet school or figure skating school….doping up for the dream…while the hot ones were made into models, passed around the important people who let their guard down when fucking hot models….and divulge their secrets..

Suki, more like SUCKi and not in a good way just didn’t have that appeal…

She posting sheer tops to instagram like a low level whore who is trying to get onlyfans subscribers because that’s where we are in the premium talent space…they think they are so high end, but they are competing with gutter whores doing the same simple moves…it’s funny to me!

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