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2014

06

Aug

Valerie Van Der Graaf is Good of the Day

Valerie Van Der Graaf is a Dutch model – who has been in a bunch of campaigns, the most mainstream being Sports Illustrated, proving that just because you are hotter and more amazing than Kate Upton, the general American public will always choose the American. It’s some racism and patriotic bullshit that may makes sense when applied to wear your clothing is made, but that doesn’t make sense when applied to women, because Kate Upton is not as hot as this…and that’s the end of discussion…

Now I generally hate Black & White photos, because I know most pictures are shot on digital and turned black and white, for effect…and I hate that shit…but I do like this babe naked, busty, and hot bodied…so I’ll just imagine it in color like I used to as a poor kid playing videogames one of my mom’s john’s gave her on our shitty Mexican TV…

But this isn’t about me…it’s about magical Valerie.

Posted in:Valerie van der Graaf

2014

06

Aug

Lea Michele’s Armpit for the Perverts of the Day

Her name is Lea Michele. She had a fake relationship with a costar for marketing purposes, who ended up dying on her, leaving her to deal with having to pretend to mourn, but she’s a professional, and with being a professional, she snuck her actual boyfriends around. It would have been so much better for her to deal with all this if they just did a whole break up, but dying…that throws a real wrench in things. It’s not what she signed up for to get that year end bonus, but it was a good platform to make people feel sorry for her and propel, like Rihanna did when Chris Brown beat her.

It was like balancing when it was time to publicly move on – and positioning it so people didn’t hate her but felt sympathy for her trying to find love after loss…and the whole thing was a joke….kind of like her sex appeal…

But I found this one pic of her that I think at least one person can jerk off to, you know armpit fetishists, who aren’t so picky about the girls who’s armpits they want to fuck.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lea Michele

2014

06

Aug

Some Miley Cyrus Smokin’ in a Bikini Top of the Day

Everyone’s favorite popstar rebel, who isn’t really a rebel at all, she’s just a reflection of what is going on in pop culture. Everything is cartoon and emoji like and she just happens to have branded herself the same way. It’s like seeing knock off designer clothes at Walmart. You know there is nothing legitimate about it…but then you are forced to question whether there is anything legitimate about anything at all. You see what makes Miley authentic, or not authentic is a matter of opinion. I mean being a Disney kid, raised rich, in a mansion, with a staff who coddled her, would make you think she was totally out of touch from the real world…but maybe being alienated from the real world…tapped into her inner pothead, performer with some insane vision that only she could pull off because it was expensive to do….Maybe I shouldn’t try to analyze Miley’s act. Maybe I should focus on what is important. A babe, that isn’t that much of a babe, but at least she’s not fat, in a bikini top – smoking weed. Works for me.

Here are some of her shitty tattoos…

Posted in:Miriam Adler

2014

06

Aug

Sarah Stephens for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Her name is Sarah Stephens. She’s a model. She’s in the catalog for Agent Provocateur. She’s no Michea Crawford, who I posted yesterday and who you can see if you go back in the archives, but she’s still in amazing lingerie, posing…which counts for something, even though I can’t stand lingerie photoshoots. They always fucking suck.

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2014

06

Aug

Jessica Biel isn’t Wearing a Bra OMG of the Day

Jessica Biel wasn’t wearing a bra in a dress while showing off her fat round fit ass…and apparently – she wasn’t wearing SPANX either, because she had what looked like a baby bump, that I would assume was caused by sharing the same toilet seat as her “husband” Justin Timberlake, who farted out some semen left in him from his lover, because he’s gay, right? I mean maybe I’m just stereotyping frosted tipped hair on guys who like dancing a little too much, but I guess he probably realized that dancing gets you rich and rich gets you pussy…so maybe the real gay in all this is me assuming he’s gay…and that he only went for Biel cuz she doesn’t bitch and has a broad manly back thanks to lifting…

Who cares.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2014

06

Aug

Mom I Don’t Want to Fuck and Other Videos of the Day

The Upright Walking New Jersey bear – I Think It’s Probably Just Snooki

Shark Throws Up in a Guys Face

Some Guy Gets Suck Between Train and Platform – 50 People Rock The Train to Free Him

I don’t want to post this – but it’s hardcore – Burn Victim Telling Fire Challenge People They are Idiots

Russian Mom Won’t Move for Taxi

Driver of the Day

Gas Pump Hit and Run

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Aug

Alina Aliluykina for Treats! of the Day

Alina Aliluykina is a virtually unknown model, who has a Model Mayhem account and has done some self produced music videos, like this….

I mean besides the outfit, she seems like a fucking crazy person. You know but she’s got rockin’ tits that she’s all about showing, because when you’re a self proclaimed artist, nudity is all part of the fun…

But clearly she’s not enough of an artist to be peddling on the streets, or sitting in a shitty apartment covered in filth because that’s what her artistic vibes are telling her…

She’s out to monetize and use social media, and when that didn’t work, she got into TREATS, I mean they did create Emily Ratajkowsi…maybe they can help her…

And I mean, with tits like this, I’m glad she’s not wasting them, but instead putting them out there for the benefit of her “ART”…I guess no one has told her that there is no such thing as art and that we are all just technicians…

Posted in:Alina Aliluykina

2014

06

Aug

Chrissy Teigen Throws the First Pitch of the Day

I really don’t like anything about Chrissy Teigen. I don’t know if it is because she is inconsistent and sent me praise one year, and blogged about me the next.

I think it has something to do with everything about her being fucking scam, all designed to make “bros” like her. Up on some Olivia Munn hustle, you know tell the nerds you are into nerd shit, only to end up on TV and in Movies because the industry is almost as idiotic as the general population.

Her “Model” career never happened. She’s in Sports Illustrated because she has a celebrity husband and she scammed her way in. It’s not like they pay her or like she’s ever booked an actual campaign. Early in her Career she did a Billabong swim collection, for like 1000 dollars a day, who gives a fuck….

Her marriage was just so fucking strategic and properly timed, that she spotted a talent she knew was going to cash in, right before he cashed in and now he has to give her half of everything, because he’s blinded by her crazy.

Even this first pitch is designed for the bros, from the NUGZ shirt, to the short shorts….probably set up by Sports Illustrated, and along with some ass cheek, I don’t mind staring at, because I am a dude, this is pretty telling to how she got ahead. Look how she rubs down the player…casually, friendly, flirt like a whore, maybe he’ll be husband number 2 and John Legend deserves it, because when you marry something like this due to peer pressure, you need to expect that she will fuck you over down the line because that’s what girls like this do….according to me…I mean it’s all speculation…It’s not like Chrissy Teigen has sent me videos of her life, but I am sure she’s working on a reality show, that we can all hope fails.

Watch her pitch.

NUGZ

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2014

06

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I figured out the best way to win or troll an internet fight. Google. At first when you start dropping facts about them – like their father’s obituary, their last job, the city they live in…they don’t shut up. They will call you out on your “google skills aren’t impressive, what are you, 12″…

Then you post a picture of their kids, their home address and a smiley face. And you win.

Not because you don’t want to inflict harm on anyone, but because they shut the fuck up, fighting on the internet is practically fighting with your next door neighbor. It’s not anonymous and that’s a real tragedy when it comes to trolling fun…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Original People VS the Actors Who Played Them
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Michael Jackson is a Master Molestor Who Molests from the Grave.
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Hot Black Bitches
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Bill Nye is Fucking Some Dude…
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Obama Sings Iggy Azalea
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggings…
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Chris Pratt’s High School Yearbook Pic
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Top 10 Kim’s Booty in Remission
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Chris Pratt Singing Forgot About Dre
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Kanye’s Deposition Against the Paparazzi
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GoPro Gifs are Awesome
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The Worst Pain Known To Man
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Drunk Reporter
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Feminists hate me – even though I am a feminist. There’s nothing more annoying than girls talking about how they are feminists…even when they are in booty shorts with their asses hanging out – pushing 20 – and doing their intro to women studies class…

I remember feminists being the girls you didn’t want to fuck. You know the monsters in combat boots and ill fitting pants. Not thing girls who are challenging dudes not to look at them cuz their assholes are spread…..

Here’s what I wrote Jezebel on the issue:

Now Follow Follow Follow

@DrunkenStepfatherDotCom and @step_GIRLS

Here are some stepLINKS…

New Michael Jackson CHild Rape Story
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13 GoPro GIFS That are Amazing
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Legs for Days
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Top 10 Beyonce Really Wants you to ThinK She’s Not Near Divorce…
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21 Year Old Throws Biggest Party in West Michigan
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Brttny Gastineau in a Black Bathing Suit of the Day
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Bieber’s Nude Instagram is perfectly Narscisstic
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Lindsay Lohan Wants E.L. James to Write her Memoir…/Bikini pics
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SLUT OF THE DAY!
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Irina Shayk – Bikini Model
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Helen Flanagan for FHM
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51 Greatest Rollercoaster Pics
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Alessandra Ambrosio round Ass
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Jennifer Lowndes in a Bikini
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Is That a Jessica Biel Baby Bump
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Anna Faris Lives…
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Monkey Drive Thru Prank
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Kimberly Garner and This Side Tit Used to Follow Me on Twitter
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Gwen Stefani Breast Feeding in Case You Missed It
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Anais Pouliot Amazing in Lingerie
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10 Style Fails…
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Lily Allen Panty Flash
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This Spoiled Deer is Hilarious
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The Top 20 Party Schools!
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Minka Kelly is a sweaty Slut
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Katy Perry Had Witches Cast a Spell on Her
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Juno Temple Afternoon
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Jennifer Lawrence made 34 Million
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This Guy Flashed Kids – Prank
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Cutest Kid Interviewed for TV
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Kids React to Typewriters
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Christina Aguilera See Thru Dress
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Amber Heard is Kinda Hot
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Jessica Alba Midriff…
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Kim Kardashian Cries About Her Ass
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Peter Dinklage with a Mullet
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Fitness in Fitness Clothes…Crazy
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80s and 90s Cereal!
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Top 10 Creepy CGi Characters
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Surfer and a Seal Pup
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Michelle Rodriguez is Just One of the Boys
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Guys Failing at Impressing Girls
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Megan Fox in NYC
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I Like this girl in Her Bikini
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Ebola Free Lapdance…
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Olivia Wilde and Her Baby
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Lisa Opie Amazing Ass in a Bikini of the Day
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10 Unlikely Impressive Catches….
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So Much Thigh Gap
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Top 10 Kim’s Booty in Remission
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Olivia Wilde Tweets About Her Tits
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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This Girl has Hot Nipples
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Thick Teen Strip
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All the Cable Nudity You Need!
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Thug With Nasty Hoes Rapping
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Girl Changing Panties….
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Hidden Camera Hustle….
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Pokies in a Bikini
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Madam Meow’s Most Comprehensive Collection of Page 3 Girls
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Girl Masturbates….
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Cam Girl VS Dildo
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Hey Ladies – Vote on my Friend’s Romance Summer Survery!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

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