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2014

05

Aug

Millie Mackintosh Topless on the Beach of the Day

Jesus. UK girls are a whole pile of fun. This Millie Mackintosh is apparently a UK reality star, married to someone naked PROFESSOR GREEN. Who posted this video of her sleeping on their way back from IBIZA where she got topless because she wanted him to…

I like that on her BLOG she wrote:


I usually try to avoid reacting to stories in the press concerning me.

Bitch, you don’t try to avoid anything when it comes to press, because everything you do is to get in the press. I don’t believe you don’t react to stories in the press, because you seed those stories.

This kind of shit, you know the person behind the topless pics…is just everything wrong in the world…except maybe for topless pics…those are ok…but much more interesting when not intentionally in effort to get in the paparazzi….it’s like it takes everything pure and beautiful out of topless pics…and for that I hate this attention seeking pile of shit…

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Posted in:Millie Mackintosh

2014

05

Aug

Top 10 Kimberly Garner Rockin’ Side Tit of the Day

The highlight of my life – you know the moment I thought I peaked but didn’t realize I peaked until it was too late – was when Kimberly Garner, an unknown UK scripted reality star, with one of the hottest bikini bodies I’ve seen, especially considering it is out of the UK, where most girls are Grey Skinned and shaped like a doughy potato, or like some trashcan stripper with absurd sized fake tits…giving her bonus points or some leniency when it comes to her bikini body…

Then she took it all away from me…by unfollowing me – reminding me that I am not relevant, important, or ever going to have her sit on my face…

The good news is that I’ll deal, there are a million other girls who don’t want to sit on my face, even really ugly ones, for me to forget exist until side tit at red carpet events happen…and I am reminded of the day they broke my soul…for about 3 minutes before remembering that I don’t have a soul…

Here are some pics of her tit, because I am not petty and I will celebrate what was and not pretend we never existed as one cohesive unit for about an hour…through the internet…

Here she is dressed for Prom….at some Premiere she got invited to cuz she made the “barely famous enough, but just famous enough” cut.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kimberly Garner

2014

05

Aug

Lisa Snowden is a British Nobody Crying for Attention Proper of the Day

Lisa Snowden is a British TV host who I’ve never heard of, so I am going to assume you’ve never heard of her either, but she definitely is hoping people hear of her, because she’s simulating sex with some black guy in the park in her bra, which may be normal behavior for some street hooker trying to make a living, but not for some woman who has been on TV and who I guess has some level of fame where she is from. I mean at least enough to get the paparazzi to take pics of the shit.

I am not offended by girls with huge tits in their bra in public. I am not offended by white girls who fuck black guys. I get the appeal, not because I want to fuck black guys, but because white guys are little bitches..

I just think there’s a level of trash going on with this girl that is better suited for people who don’t get on TV…

I am all for girls acting like porn chicks. I am all for girls putting themselves out there and fucking in public for some crazy stunt. I just think girls should act like ladies. It’s much more fun when they actually leak the nude pics…because even though we know they are intentional…we can at least try to believe the lie. With this girl, it’s like, we get what you are doing, we will look, but we won’t like or masturbate to it. Which to me means she’s doing her slut hustle all wrong. She should hire me as her slut hustle consultant.

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Posted in:Lisa Snowden

2014

05

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Greasy in a Bikini in Greece of the Day

Lindsay Lohan lives….even though her ass looks like it may belong on a corpse…the kind of corpse that would make me a necrophiliac because all I want to do is bury my face in this and eat it all up…only to see if I survive or get arrested for trespassing on the cemetery that is her existence…

A corpse that I believe will rise from the dead and pollute the world with more bullshit because as long as she’s alive, there is a strong chance she’ll have a comeback tour…where she reinvents herself and plays a broken girl who overcomes all obstacles that were in fact self inflicted…only to win an Oscar…I think her fake tits will carrry her through this…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

05

Aug

Charlotte McKinney for Terry Richardson of the Day

Charlotte McKinney was some Instagram model from Florida who I am sure I’ve emailed before, because I was drawn to her stupidly massive tits, but she ignored me…as most girls do…especially when they are just about to hit the mainstream. She’s booked Guess? and now shooting for Terry Richardson….all while he possibly cums on hertits…because that’s just the kind of girls her tits look like they are…I mean when you look at her, it’s hard to see anything but tits…and tits, despite not being a tit guy…still speak directly to my penis…which means even though I don’t think big tits are awesome, anytime I see big tits in public, I want them in my mouth…I blame breast feeding as a child for that…this tit thing speaks directly to my core…and Charlotte McKinney, who you can email at Charmck89@gmail.com, according to her instagram , is doing it well…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney

2014

05

Aug

Lourdes Leon in a Bikini of the Day

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s 17 year old daughter and she’s rocking 17 year old tits that thanks to the hormones in the food are a constant amongst 17 year olds and thanks to the internet and the exposure to porn are something that they aren’t shy to showcase whenever they get a chance and thanks to their rich as fuck hooker of a mother – they’ve learned how to be the best junior slut seducing men to get ahead there is. I mean when you are raised by a mainstream not quite a pornstar but might as well have been one based on all the dudes she fucked..you know a nude model turned billionaire ego…you learn all the good morals and values in life…not quite proven by these pics, but I have a feeling…we’ll be hearing more and more from her as she gets more and more access to her trust fund.

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Posted in:Lourdes Leon

2014

05

Aug

Insane Jet Ski Accident and Other Videos of the Day

Assholes Pranking the Cleaning Lady

Surfing with a Seal

English Speaking Man Mad at the Bus Diver in Taiwan

Parents Leaves Kid at Chucky Cheese to Babysit

Thief Falls Through the Roof…

Rapper Shoots his Rap Partner over an Argument during Rap Video Shoot – Ghetto

Naked Man in a Sock Troll

Crazy Woman Taken Off the Plane…

Posted in:Videos

2014

05

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spotted a woman in her 50s, with a body of a woman who had been eating as many donuts as possible for the last 50 years, wearing spandex short shorts, getting a tennis lesson from some poor 20 year old kid, who know just as well as she did that she wasn’t there to play tennis…but rather to experience something to masturbate to as soon as she got home to shower. He was not teaching her how to serve, but rather was her hooker…and I just hate seeing men objectified like that. I felt like the opposite of a feminist.

Here are some stepLINKS…to start your day…

Mud Covered Fat Chick
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8 Amazing Sub Reddits
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So Much Thigh Gap!
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Lourdes Leon in a Bikini
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Camille Rowe in Lingerie!
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Andrea Calle Has a Great Booty
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Paragliding Between Two Buildings!
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Teenager Defeats 5 Year Old as Mayor of a Minnesota Town…What
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13 Animals that went DERP
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Chris Pratt – Can Rap
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Coolest Golfer of the Day
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Girls Tugging On Their Clothes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are some stepLINKS…Love Them…Live Them…Massage Them…Rub them through your mouth and pubic hair…you know you are into that…like I am into fat girls at the grocery store buying enough ice cream for me to know just how sad she is!

So Many Huge Tits….
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Lion Cub VS Dog
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The Classiest Girl Ever in a Bikini With Natural Breasts
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Madonna’s Daughter’s Got Tits in Her Bikini
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Kim Kardashian’s Topless Wedding Photo
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PRice is Right Win
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Ashley Olsen Leaving her Apartment….
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Harmony Korine is Making a Gangster Movie
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Best of the TSA Instagram
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The 49 Sexiest Pics of Mary Louise-Parker
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How About a Couple Sluts in Bikini
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini…
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Slut of the Night….
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Lion Cub Scare Shit Out of a Dog….
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Julia Roberts on Fallon is Annoying….
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Ridiculous Real Housewife of Texas Robbery
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Iggy Azalea Fake Fat Ass Performing
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Selena Gomez’s Ass Finally Ready To Be Fucked Proper!
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Casey Bachlor Tittie Flash on a Bouncy Castle
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Some Chick Named Elisabetta Gregoraci in a Bikini. Probably Likes Money.
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Megan Fox at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Premiere
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Kaley Cuoco in a Sports Bra
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Beyonce Sucks at Rap.
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Anna Paquin Topless in True Blood
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Charlotte Dawson – White Bathing Suit
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Zoe Saldana Nude for a Magazine
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Map of Most Hated NFL Team in Each State
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Worst Faceplant Ever…..
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Inappropriate Selfies….
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Rihanna Is An Absolute Mess
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Justin Bieber Bikini Pics for You Perverts
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The Man Mowing Lawn of the Day
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Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Effron in a Bikini for Love
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Some Chick named Vita Sidorkina in a Bikini. Probably a Mail Order Bride
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Bella Thorne in Workout Gear
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Hottest Muddy Pic of the Day
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Salma Hayek – Huge Cleavage
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Vin Diesel Dance Video
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Sexy Selena Gomez Screen Caps From Some Movie
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Yesenia Bustillo is the Slut of the Afternoon….
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The Girl who replaced all her ex boyfriends with Beyonce….
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11 Animals That Don’t Belong HEre
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Street Sign Fail
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Kate Walsh – Bra Flash
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Gemma Atkinson Has Quite The Nice Ass In This Tiny Bikini
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Old Lady Thong Bikini
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Rikers’ Guards are Beating Teens
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Kaley Cuoco is Making 90 Million – 100 Million Dollars Over the Next 3 Years
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Topless Girl Out in Public
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All the Cable Nudity You Need!
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Bust Cara Brett Stripping….
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Terrifying Video of a Dad Beating His Wife While the Kids Watch
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Public Masturbation
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Christina Aguilera’s Pregnant See Through
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Some Rosie Jones Tits….
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Sexy Sha Rizel Strips….
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Fatty Masturbator
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Jennifer Flavin’s Huge Tits in a Bikini
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Jenna Malone in her Underwear
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Everypne Wins in a Twerk Battle
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Why is She So Mad at her Vagina
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Zoo Magazine Glamour Model Nudity
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Hey Ladies – Vote on my Friend’s Romance Summer Survery!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Aug

Gwen Stefani Steps Up Breast Feeding Game of the Day

Gwen Stefani Freed the Nipple…

I know…I’m shocked she has breasts too…

I thought she was a tranny…and I think Gavin Rossdale did too, that’s why he married her.

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Posted in:Gwen Stefani