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2014

12

Aug

Jessie J has a Labia Slip While Performing of the Day

Jessie J is some UK popstar who I never really found interesting. I don’t even know any of her songs. The UK is filled with garbage pop that no one should ever listen to – but that is pushed on their radio stations – because tastes in the UK, at least based on their Glamour models…is a but trashy…

I do remember that Jessie J was all about the leotards, like all the other popstars who went leotard crazy over the last 3-5 years….but I don’t think she’s ever had the fatty lip of her vagina area poking the fuck out of the outfit as she spread eagles on stage…like this was some kind of Thai sex show….

I guess this all part of what I like about a leotard…skimpy enough for labia to slip out…not that this is even labia…it just looks like it could be…and that’s good enough for me…

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2014

12

Aug

Britney Spears Mom Tits in Public of the Day

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I don’t really think a slimmer, more controlled Britney Spears thanks to her handlers realizing that she’s their meal ticket and they can’t let her venture off on her own, because she will try to escape the prison that is her life…is all that interesting….

Even if the Not quite a girl, not yet a woman, who is clearly all woman, in her Thirties and a mom of at least two…a good Christian woman…at least that’s what she wants that portion of her fan base to think – since they are the only ones still buying albums for their trailer park home….

I just like that her pretty big tits are busting out of…fancy Walmart looking crop top you’d expect to see on some stripper in south at church apparel…because I guess in a lot of ways that’s what this robot, shell of a woman kind of is…you know since her performances include her half naked, dancing around sexy, and not singing…

It’s a small sacrifice she makes to give everyone around her a nice affluent life..reminding me to exploit your kids..

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2014

12

Aug

Hot Russian Girl Named Dasha Dancing of the Day

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I don’t know anything about this video, other than that I love watching Russian girls dancing around half naked, shot by fashion photographers…it is hotter than anything going on in porn, at least as far as I’m concerned….and it makes me want to buy at least one or two Russian wives, you know to import in exchange for citizenship, giving them hope of grandeur, only to disappoint them when they land and I pick them up with my fat wife in her sister’s 1992 Hyundai hatch back…you know it’s like “So you think American life was amazing…just see how bad I can make you want to go back to war torn poverty, because baby, that American dream they talk about is for rich people, and hard workers…right here, right now, we keep things on welfare”….

I mean seriously, this girl…Dasha…is amazing…

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2014

12

Aug

Jessica Alba Sucking Straws in New York of the Day

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Jessica Alba was in New York wearing a midriff like she wasn’t over 30 and a mom of two. You know pretending that she’s still awesome and relevant and fashionable, because everyone around her tells her how great and amazing she is every day of her life…and she’s got fans who still praise her and think she’s the best and hottest thing to ever hit the movie screen, when I just see an over-hyped actress with little to no talent, who scammed the system better than any Mexican has….because she is Mexican…despite her being in denial about it…sure she’s mentioned it, but never really embraced it or celebrated it or did anything for Mexicans but hire a few Mexican gardeners as slaves to do her part for her people…not that I care..white people laugh at Mexicans, if she did embrace it, the world of racists would retaliate, so it was better for her to assimilate. Proven by her bank balance…

All this to say, here she is in New York…being fancy…dressed a little too sexy…and unfortunately, not sitting on my face…because I’m not against mom’s of two, in fact they are the only vaginas that can really handle my fisting…

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2014

12

Aug

Irina Shayk Tongues her Russian Friend and Wears a Bikini of the Day

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Irina Shayk is kissing some girl who I assume is Russian on the lips, because apparently that’s how Russian Women make extra cash to pay for their hair, nails and designer clothes….

Sure I am basing my entire opinion on Russian babes on the cam sites and porn sites and mail order bride sites that I frequent…but I like to think that is culturally representative of girls who grew up poor but who are now thrown into the elite, top echelon, 1%, world of fame and fortune – strictly because of the way they look…

We call those escorts…and sure they can disguise as models, or even be models…but the foundation of who they are…their core offering to the world…is still the fuckng same..and when they look like Irina…I am so into that, I wish I had budget for that…or at least one as good as her…

She also wore a bikini on instagram in some luxurious place…because that’s the life she lives…looking the way she does…

Surprisingly, no one asked where her John Ronaldo was…it’s just assumed he’s off on his own gay cruise or something…being rubbed down by men to loosen up after the world cup…he’s a homosexual like that…a homosexual who “dates” this..

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2014

12

Aug

Sarina is Topless for Giovanni Lipari of the Day

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Her name is Sarina. I scanned over her INSTAGRAM and she seems to be one of those free spirit, nudist, armpit hair rocking’, cool chick with a tattooed boyfriend…and massive tits…who doesn’t mind showing off said tits…and I think she’s perfectly fucking lovely….

At least in see pics C-Heads …where she’s topless in cars, topless in overalls, topless in bikinis, just topless…at least that’s all I am seeing because her boobs are so big and lovely…they are speaking directly to my “mother didn’t breast feed me enough” part of my soul…

Let’s see what else she has in her bag of tricks for us, because so far so good.

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2014

12

Aug

Kaley Cuoco’s 100 Million Dollar Ass of the Day

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I don’t care that Kaley Cuoco just brokered what is apparently a 100 million dollar deal for the Big Bang Theory. I get how Hollywood works, 30% of it is going to agents and management, 50% to taxes. So she’s only left with 35 million dollars…which seems like a lot, but when it was supposed to be 100 million it’s pretty shitty and works out to be 10 million a year.

Hollywood makes stupid money, and every time I am on a plane, which isn’t often but it happens, I would say 50 percent of people are watching this fucking show. It’s some Josie and the Pussy Cat shit…

If they can afford to pay her that kind of money, just imagine what the producers, creators, the studio are making…billions.

It’s only crazy because it is crazy Kaley Cuoco. If she was a CEO of a billion dollar company, it’d be pocket change…I guess killing off John Ritter paid off.

I am sure her husband is pretty happy about this though. He just made 17.5 million dollars and all he had to do was fuck her round ass proper…here’s to winning.

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2014

12

Aug

Alina Zolotykh and Some Model Implied Masturbation of the Day

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Apparently this Alina Zolotykh girl is an actual model, which makes these pictures that much better.

I am always for all girls posing sexy…There are just a lot of hipster fashionistas with fashion blogs or instagram who consider themselves models because they have a fan base on social media and people buy what they tell them to buy.

The kind of girl who just likes being in front of the camera for the sake of being in front of the camera. A little DIY – this is me – look at – kind of thing, that you’d think would be everything a hipster is against – but I guess it’s part of some high concept art project they came up with in some Women’s Studies class..

Where as Alina Zolotykh…it actually a model. It makes her more legit. So when she simulates touching herself in her American apparel for photographer Nick Sushkevich

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2014

12

Aug

Bar Refaeli is Fighting Palestine in a Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli posted the worst bikini picture in the history of bikini pictures on instagram…and I was there to see it…

It’s like she’s a bust bikini model, with a bikini line, who has fucked A-Listers, at least in theory, there are rumours he’s a poofter – but still we’ve seen her half naked…but unlike all the attention seeking instagram hookers, the crying for attention bottom feeders, the girls who have booked half a job once for a few drinks and some sexual harassment and maybe some free clothes…the fat chicks and the normals who hit the gym and want to show off…so they selfie from the right angle, run through a filter, bullshit “we’re bikini models too”…since everyone on social media is a fame whoring slut…her bikini pics fucking suck…

I guess she has nothing to prove. That’s so disappointing. Success will do that to you.

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2014

12

Aug

Top 5 or 6 Carmen Electra at the Expendables 3 Premiere of the Day

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Carmen Electra, a B-List, Playboy chick turned MTV Host, who was actually a fucking babe, despite her stupid fake tits and cheesiness, is still going strong, if you consider going strong, hanging on as fucking hard as she can to her looks because they are all she ever had…either showing up to events or more importantly getting booked for the occasional cameo, something far more impressive than when she was getting paid 2,000 dollars to show up at your local night club to party well into her 40s….

This is what happens when a woman chooses herself instead of having babies…here’s my shitty top 5 – because I am mocking top 10 lists on the internet. Clickbait….works for everyone but me.

1- Despite being plastic – she was able to rotate enough to show her ass from a strategic vantage point…

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2- Despite being plastic, she was able to lift one leg and do the Flamigo pose

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3- Despite being Plastic she was able to crack some kind of smile…

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4- Despite being plastic, she was able to brush her fake hair out of her fake face…it looked so natural…she’s a real talent

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5- OMG Two Hands…Double Fisting…Her Favorite

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