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2014

12

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Ready To Drop Fashion Porn of the Day

Doutzen Kroes already had her baby, so I am not too sure why I am releasing these pictures now, I assume it is because I am not releasing them at all, I didn’t take them. I wasn’t involved in the schedule, I am just a Robin Hood motherfucker who repurposes pictures other people take of women who don’t talk to me and will never talk to me – and make jokes about them that aren’t even that funny and hardly jokes..

It’s like what can I say about these, that she has a half black baby inside her for the second time, and she felt the need to celebrate it because all mothers think carrying a child is a beautiful thing, despite it being totally unnatural and scary…even a pivotal scene in the movie Aliens….

I can talk about ready to drop porn and how it is some depressing shit for some people who have just out grown masturbation to normal shit, so lonely they crave pregnant women in their lives…so tapped out from jerking off to regular porn, it is the only way they can come..

Or I can just post the pics…How about I do that…I mean they aren’t even that good.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2014

12

Aug

Dog Trying to Save a Fish and Other Videos of the Day

Dude and Tranny Fighting in the Subway – Almost Ends In Death at 3:14 Mark

Dancing Asian Queen

72 Year Old Sucker Punched…

The Baby in the Stroller in the Subway Tracks

Prosthetic Leg Dancer…

Asshole Gets Some Street Justice

Today in Drunk Fighting…

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The media is ridiculous…someone posted this picture to Facebook, and I laughed because it is so typical that the people like TMZ and CNN are so exploitative in their “journalism”…that I am glad to be a hack smutty titty blog – because the reality is making fun of girls who put themselves out there to be made fun of is one thing…and I get shit for it but flying helicopters over the houses of people who commit suicide due to inner torment…whether they were great talents or not is sponsored by LEXUS or some other brand…it’s fucking crazy…

That said…Robin Williams will be remembered in his great body of work. Whether you were a fan or not, he was a genius on so many levels…who was part of so many great things…and for that reason alone…it is too bad he chose to check out.

I generally mock suicide, because I find it a selfish act and I know dead people who died from disease who didn’t want to die and who would have wanted to be alive today…but I guess I don’t want to mock suicide anymore…there are a lot of sad people today…especially his family…nothing funny in that.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Lady Gaga is Officially Washed Up…I Only Need One Reason…That Face…
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Conan’s Tribute to Robin Williams…
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War Machine is a Psycho
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Hot Girls Tugging at Their Panties….
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Norm MacDonald’s Tribute to Ronin Williams…
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Senior Portrait of the Day
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Sveva Alviti Bikinis
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Lady Gaga – Naked in Vancouver
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FUCK HORNY AND AMAZING COUGARS
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Things Pop Songs Taught You That Aren’t Cool
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2014 World YoYo Champs
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Some Sweet Sweet Irony…
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Old Man Dancing like a Boss
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

Aug

Shyla Jennings is the Penthouse Pet of the Day

PENTHOUSE is a legendary publication. Along with Playboy and Hustler, they innovated the genre of nude photography in magazines for men to buy in local magazine stands to go home to jerk off with…

It is a magazine that I was always a huge fan of because they showed the pink…and a magazine that has influenced where fashion nudity is today…now that Nudity is everywhere…

So I am going to be showcasing as many of the PENTHOUSE PETS that I can for old times..

Tonight’s is a babe named Shyla Jennings, who lost her virginity at 15. She was born in 1985. And she’s a porn chick…but she’s also posted for Penthouse…showing the pink…which isn’t saying much since you can see her hardcore lesbian porn – but you can see her dirtier pics HERE


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Posted in:NSFW|Penthouse

2014

12

Aug

AJJupiter is the stepGIRLCAM Girl of the Day

Here at DrunkenStepfather we have created this amazing way to pass the time over at stepGIRLSCAMS….

Today’s stepGIRLCAM girl is named AJJupiter and she’s on some totally other level of awesome. Up on some hippie weirdness, that reminds me of a music festival, naked in a field, high on acid, all rocking’ a massive bush and hairy armpits…challenging my needs and wants – because bush is great, armpit hair not so much, but these tits…WTF…these tits…legendary….


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Posted in:NSFW|stepGIRLCAM

2014

11

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know why girls are so uptight about sending me close up vagina pictures. It’s like even if I posted the vagina on the internet – no one would know it was your vagina. Not even you.

The good news is that 99 percent of girls I talk to aren’t uptight about sending me vagina pictures. I generally like to think I only associate with girls who get it…

Even though I don’t…

In Sad News – Robin Williams – A High Energy Comedic Legend – Has Committed Suicide – Because Comics are Tormented souls who sometimes have drug addictions…He was a friend to pug rescues – and thus a friend to the pug community – and it is an actual loss – unlike so many who have died before him…RIP.

In crazy News that’s typical – Christy Mack – A Porn Chick – Got Beat the Fuck out of her Boyfriend War Machine – The pics are Traumatic…the story more traumatic…

Here are some stepLINKS…


RIP Robin Williams…..
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11 Terrifying Mascots….
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Big Stupit Tits
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Hot Chick Named Sylvie Meis in a Bikini
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Behind the Scenes of the Michael Bay Victoria’s Secret Commercial
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Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Bikini
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Khloe Kardashian on Anal Sex….
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People With Too Much Free Time
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Slut of the Day
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Gwen Stefani Fake Tits on the Beach
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Kristen Stewart in Elle
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Camille Rowe in Lingerie
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Kendall Jenner is a Bratty Cunt
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Bail Ling is Amazing….
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Paris Hilton Has the Best Scam Going Ever…
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts!
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Fatty Likes to Dance
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Interesting Way to Recycle Underwear….
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40 Celebrity Audition Tapes….
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Amy Willerton Topless on a Yacht
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More Amy Willerton Topless
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Michelle Lewin in a Bikini
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Interesting Vacation.
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Titty Cover Girl Has a New Cover Song
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Who Are the Greatest Musicians of the 90s
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Rihanna Pokies…
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Iggy Azalea Performing with her Fat Ass
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Kris Jenner Naked and Pregnant – VS – Kourtney Kardashian Naked and Pregnant
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Four Costumed Characters Arrested
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Yoyo World Championship Video
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Still AMazing
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Secret Talent of Some Stars..
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Ridiculous Ass of the Day
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Everything You Want to Know About Ebola
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Pixie Lott Performing
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Jessica Alba Hated Turning 30
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Kym Marsh in a Bikini
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Minka Kelly Rockin a Pair of Nike’s
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A Day in the Life of Hunter S. Thompson
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Brooke Burke in Shape
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Kim Kardashian has a Book on Selfies
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Teen Choice Pic of the Day
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Sasha Grey Files Suit Against her Ex Boyfriend for Raping Her Since She Was 16 – Even Though When She Got in Porn – She Said She was a Performing Artist. I guess we Call This – Second Thoughts.
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Model Jourdan Dunn Out for her Birthday
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So Much Thigh Gap
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Goalkeepers Epic Goal….
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Crazy Guy GIF…..
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Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Moved in Taylor
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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This Girl is Pretty Good friends with her Dildo
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LAST LONGER WHEN YOU FUCK…
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Webcam Striptease
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Dirty Talkin’ Girl with Pig Tails….
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Top 10 Cheaters Exposed
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Girl Gets Paid Extra to Clean Nude
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Naked Chick in Nature
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How NBA Players are Spawned
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Crowd Doesn’t Like People Who Steal in this African Village
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Girl VS Coke Bottle
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Crotchless Lingerie of the Day
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Bad Bad Bad Video
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Naked Farmer’s Daughter
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Lesbian Shower…
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez is Naked in the Mud of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez got drunk at an Irish wedding. Based on the Irish people I know. I would assume that anything Irish would involve being drunk. So she decided to deal with her hangover by stripping out of her lesbian pant suit I assume she wore…even though she pretends she’s over the whole lesbian thing now….to walk through the mud naked for instagram…and from the angle they shot it at…and the distance they shot it from…the whole thing turned out good enough to look at…and I’m not just saying that because Michelle Rodriguez always looks like she’s covered in mud thanks to her color, making this some kind of journey home dramatic film…I am saying it because I like naked ass on instagram!

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez

2014

11

Aug

Taylor Swift Narrating a Selena Gomez Movie About the Super Stupid Moon of the Day

In case you don’t use Social Media, and you probably shouldn’t because it is government disguise to trick people into getting so distracted by themselves and the image they want to portray about themselves, while judging other people in their network for their stupidness that they are jealous of…you know because it is a way to feed us information, and for use to give access to things big corporations always wanted access to, but never quite figured out…

There was a Supermoon yesterday…

And every fucking asshole took a picture of it, some making funny hand gestures, others pretending to eating it, all kinds of nonsense…and it annoyed me, because everything annoys me, especially drone, robot, mentality…when it comes to the fucking moon…

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez also participated in the moon-movement…and it wasn’t so eventful…there were no tits…but we can assume they ate each other out. It makes the video better that way.

It’s just the fucking moon – idiots…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

11

Aug

Rihanna Gets Tribal for W Magazine of the Day

I don’t know if this is racist…but it should be…and she should be lynched for it – because why the fuck not…right?

I mean I generally like these photographers, and the pictures are great as pictures, but I always took Rihanna as less of a South American tribal girl, and more of an african tribal girl with her tits hanging out, any chance she gets feeding the village with her bountiful milk that she got from grazing the fields in dance, and having multiple babies from being gang banged by the chief…I like to think that’s more in line with what she does…in her everyday life…

Natives won’t like this….

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

11

Aug

Shay Mitchell on an Inflatable in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Shay Mitchell is my new favorite Pretty Little Liar, because the other Pretty Little Liars are not as hot and this Pretty Little Liar deserves as much heat as Ashley Benson is getting, because despite not being as white, she’s also not as dumpy…and sure she’s a few bra sizes smaller, but I saw spring breakers and if a few bra sizes smaller means a few less inches on her waist…I am all for that program…

She’s wearing a one-piece, one pieces are only good if you’re over 35 and a mom, or fat..I would prefer spread eagled in a thong…but I never get what I want – so take what you get fool…

Posted in:Shay Mitchell