Fat Cop Chasing a Dude He Ends Up Tasing – So Good.
Dude Fighting with a Cook…Amazing
Kid Survives Being Run the Fuck Over
Here’s an idiot thief who forgot what window he broke when thieving..
Kid Trolling His Mom for Yogurt
Posted in:Videos
2014
25
Jul
Fat Cop Chasing a Dude He Ends Up Tasing – So Good.
Dude Fighting with a Cook…Amazing
Kid Survives Being Run the Fuck Over
Here’s an idiot thief who forgot what window he broke when thieving..
Kid Trolling His Mom for Yogurt
Posted in:Videos
2014
25
Jul
Someone asshole was knocking on my door at 8 am, so in my hungover state I assumed it was a stalker out to kill me, but instead of hiding in the basement until they went away, as I normally do, I scoped out the scene…they looked like police investigators, or maybe some FBI motherfuckers and I thought – maybe this is my big break to get taken away from my prison I’ve created with a fat wife…TAKE ME IN FOR QUESTIONING…
But before I could get my pants on, they started to walk away..and I saw my opportunity walking away with them…so I ran after then only to find out they were actually jehovah witness doing the rounds…
I think I am the only motherfucker who chases after jehovah witnesses…in the history of jehovah witnesses doing the rounds…
I guess they didn’t blacklist me for the time I pulled out my erection and invited two of the girls soliciting their bullshit in…
Here are some morning links…I am still hungover…but I know why bad things happen to good people according to the scripture thanks to my new friends…and the reason bad things happen to good people is simple…bad things happen to everyone…
Here are some morning links….
Mirror Selfies
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Chicken / Human Eye Swap
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Lana Del Ray Did Complex
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No Name in a White Bikini
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Nicki Minaj Defends Her Ass
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Selena Gomez Panty Flash
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Ray Rice Knocks Out His Fiance
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Kid Rock’s Dildo Subpoenaed
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Bets You Will Always Win
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Batman’s Butt Chin
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13 Pics of Insects Fucking
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
25
Jul
Destiny Sierra is a busty as fuck instagram model who was recently shot – not nearly topless enough for those awesome tits – by some asshole.
What they have done is pretty clever, they have positioned themselves as a cool, trendy, interesting place for people to submit their fashion shoots that aren’t necessarily shot for any purpose but to shoot – now that instagram is a real deal issue and people feel the need to produce content for it – and not just selfies and fun stuff with your cellphone like it was designed for – but rather full fledged fashion shoots like you’re Cindy Fucking Crawford…with a photographer – you need a venue to publish them – otherwise you have to admit it’s just for instagram…which in and of itself is kind of desperate – but with a cool collective that uses it for their site – shit is dope.
I am not hating, I am a fan of anything that brings me nude and half nude pics of models who aren’t too famous to reach other to – but who are too uptight to become #stepGIRLS…
Posted in:Destiny Sierra
2014
24
Jul
I saw a Jewish rabbi on an electric bike eat shit hard…only for an old man to come over as the guy was on the ground moaning in pain him to tell him that his problems are nothing compared to the people in Israel…and they started hugging and crying…it was fucking weird…but not as weird as when I told a mother who let her kid fall on it’s face on the sidewalk that she was a horrible mother as the kid was crying. I was joking, I get that a bitch needs to light her cigarette and can’t watch the fucker 24/7 but I guess mom’s with crying and bleeding babies don’t like being told they are bad mothers…even when it’s just a joke.
The world is a fucked up place, but at least I have a girl who documents her sex life with iPhone video to get me through it.
Slave Of the Day
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15 Bouncy Tit GIFs
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12 Nerds Caught Staring at Cosplay Girls
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The QUeen’s Photobomb
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Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Exists – Here’s the Trailer
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Selena Gomez Panty Flash
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriends on his Yacht
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Cameron Diaz Dumpy in a Mismatched Bikini
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Top 10 Selena Gomez Bikini
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Irina Shayk – The Panty Flash
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Selena Gomez and Toni Garrn at an Event…
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Kate Beckinsale in Legggings
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Cara Delevingne in a Sports Bra
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100 Pics of the Miss Hooters Pageant
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Karen Gillan at Some Event
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Arianny Celeste Bikini Booty
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Some No Name in a Bikini
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Amazing Enough Greek Girl on Instagram
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Kesha Lookin’ Hip
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Funny Restaurant of the Day
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Pharell and Miley Release a Viral Song – Because 2 Aren’t Enough for Pharell This Year
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Jessica Biel is in Montreal – She Didn’t Call Me
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Cameron Diaz in a Hot Shoot…
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Rank the Best Movies of Summer
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Emmy Rossum Pokies
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Mariah Carey Thickness
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12 GIFS of People Doing things for the First Time –
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Weird Lego Nerd Shit
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Jennette McCurdy Slutty Ass
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Titties in the New Robert Rodriguez Show
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Crystal Hefner Cameltoe
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Nina Dobrev in Nylon
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Horrible Cosplay Mashups
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Jack White Does Baseball
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Irina Shayk Cleavage
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Super Model Thigh Gap
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Some Jessica Biel Face
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Monique Alexander Naked in Bachelor Party
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Montana Yorke – The Bikini in a Yacht in Ibiza
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Tara Reid Thinks Sharknado Can Happen
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More Kate Beckinsale in Leggings
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Rank Your Favorite Batman Comics
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Matthew McConaughey at Comicon
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Nicki Minaj Ass!
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Burn Your Fucking Bra Trick
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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My girl Kayden Kross and Her Naked Selfies
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Sexy Ballerina Dances Naked
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Random AMateur Thread!
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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21 Year Close Up
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Weird MILF Amateur Posing
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Uterus Bruising..
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Makin’ Yourself Puke is Totally Normal
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The Ass Thread
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Backdoor….Sex…at a Show- Amazing…
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Hot Amateur Model
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School Girl Cat Fight Broken Up By Crazy Religious Person
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School Girl Cat Fight Broken Up By Crazy Religious Person
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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The Young and Busty Thread
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT
STEPGIRLCAMS
Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
24
Jul
Nicki Minaj is promoting her new single with this picture of her ass…because Nicki Minaj loves her ass, uses her ass to get as much attention as she can for her shitty music, which I guess is no different than what any girl on instagram does…I just know that the instagram ass rule is 70% of ass needs to be covered for it to be deemed appropriate – at least for the average person…but Nicki Minaj is famous, she doesn’t get reported, they need her on their platform to make it cool. Otherwise someone call start up PURGE-INSTAGRAM with no rules that only needs 10 celebrities to get into for instagram as a whole to crash and burn….it happened to Myspace..it will happen to these assholes. I believe…
That said, for Nicki Minaj to cover 70 percent of her ass, she would require a lot of fabric that she probably doesn’t have available to her. In fact I think these are granny panties…that ass, as fun as it is to look at and to see her use to get more hits…is a birth defect instagram policies can’t hold against her….a birth defect I’d want to smother my face…as long as she’s not singing along..
Posted in:Nicki Minaj
2014
24
Jul
Ashley Benson went to the hardware store…and some motherfucker went nuts with their iPhone and sold the pics to the paparazzi…or maybe this was the paparazzi that followed her into the hardware store…because seeing a dumpy bitch by tools, or supplies, to hang her fucking paintings in her million dollar home is erotic to them…it’s like she could hire someone to do it for her, but she’s normal, since 90 percent of people I talk to would have no fucking clue who she is, since Pretty Little Liars….reaches the demographic that kids and perverts who like kids are into…
That said, I prefer when she’s tanning topless and the paparazzi get creepy pics…to hardware store creepy pics…even if nothing she does is that exciting…even starring in a much anticipated movie last year…wearing nothing but a bikini..didn’t get her viral..maybe she just needs to spend less time on home improvement and more time doing sit-ups…
The girls in hardware stores I like are in short shorts, construction boots, crop tops and trying to get me to buy nails…this girl in a hardware store looks like a pregnant miserable welfare mom looking for supplies to make her nursery….up on some gender bending lesbian bullshit…it’s not cute…
This kind of paparazzi shit – makes me laugh…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Ashley Benson
2014
24
Jul
Nina Agdal may not have a good face…she looks like she’s handicapped to me…but she has sweaty tits…and feels the need to show her fan base the sweaty tits because I guess it’s her to get a little attention in these happy times knowing that she didn’t Marry Adam Levine…who he dated during his break-up with his now crazy wife who got him and who thanks to Nina Agdal’s personality…he went back to and decided to settle with…making me think if she’s not good enough for Adam Levine..she’s not good enough for life…since he’s the fucking worst…but her sweaty tits make me think she’s not all bad…there’s good to her..just don’t look past her neck.
TO SEE PICS OF HER IN BIKINIS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Nina Agdal
2014
24
Jul
Ashley Sky is an awkward runway model… SHE DID A RUNWAY SHOW IN A MESH TOP ALL WOBBLY AND SHIT …but I think she’s a big enough deal to talk about. I mean she’s even SHOT WITH TERRY RICHARDSON …she’s done magazines, she’s booked campaigns, she’s done all kind of bullshit and it’s all because of a big instagram. Pretty crazy…but fantastic because it has encouraged average average girl with fake tits to post sleazy pics for the sake of posting sleazy pics – hoping to get famous like Ashley Sky.
I think this is an old campaign. I’ve seen the billboards. But her nipples make all that irrelevant and worth posting again…because two nipples in one week makes me think she may be recently single and out to prove that she didn’t need the man who made her and invested in her to really make her…she can do it on her own…with her nipples and that god for that…
Posted in:Ashley Sky
2014
24
Jul
I think it is safe to say that it is time to stop casting Cameron Diaz as the it-girl, the hot girl, the love interest, unless your story is about a soccer mom MILF cheating on her husband like she was Cameron Diaz cheating on all the men she’s been with because she’s that kind of needy, self involved, cunt who didn’t have kids because she loved herself too much, but who did fuck the world….because that’s what these kinds of girls do…but look at her now..still old and dumpy…because that’s what fucking happens to everyone…and kids or not…you can’t change that…but at least she’s rich enough to hire a motherfucker so she doesn’t die alone…
Seriously…the good days are gone…she’s old. This is proof. Let’s hope Hollywood replaces her. She’s scammed them far too long….
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Cameron Diaz
2014
24
Jul
Her name is Mariana Braga. She’s Polish. I think. Doesn’t matter, because she’s in this shoot by photographer Alessandro Casagrande for something called POLANSKI and she’s amazing…
This isn’t the photographer’s hot hipster chick posing half naked rodeo. He’s done it HERE AND HERE and HERE and HERE
I like his hustle…I like his pics…I like the girls he shoots. I want to have babies inside each of them so that they are forced to answer me when I text message them for nudes.
This is the new generation model. Naked. Not quite a model. Rockin’ a bush. Shooting erotica like old Penthouse I used to jerk off to. And it’s exciting to me…the future….finally is going in the right direction…I mean if you ignore war, missing planes, crashing planes and all the horrible people there are…at least nudity is getting more accepted in the mainstream, because really it isn’t a big deal at all.
Posted in:Alessandro Casagrande|Mariana Braga