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2014

10

Jul

Selena Gomez Implants Parade of the Day

I guess this is the inaugural voyage for Selena Gomez and her subtle implants that she was rumored to get, because every girl like having a bit more tit, unless said girl has too much tit, and so many more girls than you think have implants have implants, so who fucking cares…

The shit is not for strippers anymore, it’s for everyone, especially vain hollywood types that are trying to give their otherwise shitty body more shape….

I am all for improving what you’ve got, even if I hate implants and think they are unnecessary, because improving what you’ve got shows a level of insecurity in who you are as a person, because when you really break it down, the size of your tits shouldn’t define the person you are inside girls…even if guys will be more willing to pay 10 dollars a song to touch them….

That said, implants or not, who cares, from everyone I’ve spoke to…Selena Gomez is a little slut, in a good way, she owns that shit. Disney Taught her Good…

All this to say…TITS! New Tits, Old Tits, Tits on Tits on Tits…who cares they are just tits.

TO SEE THE REST OF HER TITS CLICK HERE

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2014

09

Jul

Ana Beatriz Barros in a Bikini for GQ of the Day

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Brazil may be the biggest fucking losers in history of sports – not that I would know – because I don’t watch that homo shit…

But as far as I’m concerned…they’re winners..

Here’s Ana Beatriz Barros, one of their many amazing things we love about Brazil….in GQ….

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2014

09

Jul

Gwen Stefani Shows Off Her Implants of the Day

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There was a time when I just assumed Gwen Stefani was a dude…or that anyone who thought she was hot was into dudes. Because she lacked a certain level of femininity…and that fact that her ripped, muscular body was fine, but still manly was proven when she got married to a guy who has an ongoing love affair with trannies…it’s like he’s not about the ladies, more about the lady boys…or ladies who look like boys…but I guess pregnancy and what are probably implants, made her the girl she once tried to convince us that she was through a song dedicated to her being “Just a Girl”…kinda like when a car salesman says “TRUST ME” over and over again…and it becomes a little suspect….

Either, here’s her instagram…

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2014

09

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Instagram Bikini Top of the Day

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Apparently, when Vanessa Hudgens posts a fourth of July pic…no one notices…

It’s like the only thing that works for this one is nude selfies, before nude selfies were really a thing.

She was an innovator, who paved the way for nude selfies before selfie was even in the dictionary…

But for some reason, she fell off course, she didn’t embrace being one of the first at it, and instead got boring as fuck…

It’s like when someone is good at something, they get bored of that thing, and instead do other things they fail at…like these bikini selfies…

When it comes to Vanessa Hudgens…I need bush.

Here’s one of her instagram videos…that seems normal…

The rumor is that Vanessa Hudgens is 100% not retouched for this BONGO Campaign….She just has 1000 dollar a day make-up artist applied hair and make-up…

TO SEE HER IN PAPARAZZI PICS IN SHORTS BENDING OVER CLICK HERE

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2014

09

Jul

Music Videos of the Day

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Here’s a song that should get your through the summer…

I can only assume it was styled by Vanessa Hudgens still riding her Springbreakers glory…or maybe this girl is just a super fan..

Either way, Awesome song…

Here’s another song, that I watched on mute, but that features girls making out…

Posted in:Music|Video

2014

09

Jul

Katie Holmes Topless for Glamour of the DAy

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Possible Robot created in Tom Cruise’s 100 million dollar lab in the basement of his 100 million dollar home because Tom Cruise is a leader of Scientology, since it is the only place int he world where he’s not gay – Katie Holmes…

She has ventured out into the world on her own, without him, I mean at least that’s what she wants you to think, since she still probably sees him thanks to sharing a devil alien baby – and money…you know he’s the “Charging Station”…now that the contract has expired and he’s gone onto find more beards…in a horribly boring storyline…

And in her journey, she’s got herself Topless in Glamour..in the least erotic way, we can blame her robot programming for that, because Tom Cruise and his engineers weren’t the best when it came to figuring out how to make a woman sexy…I assume the conversation was like “putting a 12 inch black cock on her isn’t the best solution TOM”….”Yes, I know you are paying me, but a 12 inch black cock will defeat the purpose of making you a wife”…

Here are the pics.

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2014

09

Jul

Polish Model Hanna Koczewska for Sebastian Cviq of the Day

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Hanna Koczewska is a Polish model, who I guess was tall enough to escape the Eastern European, Mafia Controlled sex trade, but instead got thrown into modelling, where I guess she wants to see international success, because she’s already willing to get naked for fashion, and I’m already willing to look at her tits.

The photographer behind this shoot is Sebastian Cviq….and I may not like Black & WHite, because I feel it’s a little to basic artistic, you know what you’d expect from a hack trying to come across as artistic, in an era where pics are digital, and black & white film unnecessary…

But You can still see her tits…and that’s a win for all of us…

If you’re lucky, you may be able to google her and find her on webcam on a bride site…you now before her actual success sets in…or happens…girl still needs to pay her rent….

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2014

09

Jul

Kat Graham’s Bikini in Jamaica of the Day

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I don’t know who Kat Graham is. Google says she’s on a show called Vampire Diaries…that she’s Jewish…that her father is the Godfather of Quincy Jones’ kids, I say it must have been hard to book an acting job with that connect, I also say I don’t give a fuck…not that I am actually saying anything – I don’t speak through my fingers idiots…

She’s in a bikini in Jamaica, I don’t find it eventful…but in my defence, I am bored of nothing celebs posting pics of themselves in bikinis. I need more to stimulate my soul…even though the whole point of this site was originally to say just how ridiculous we all are for making these useless cunts “important”…all for being connected into industry, just perpetuating that inner-circle sees success, in a world that they told me was democratic and fair…

TO SEE MORE OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

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2014

09

Jul

Rita Ora for Roberto Cavalli of the Day

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Rita Ora is penetrating the fashion world like she’s let music producers and record labels penetrate her…all in efforts to be the next Rihanna…

Something that could have happened, had Rihanna really fallen off into a world of crazy, but didn’t happen because Rihanna still makes the label a ton of money and they don’t really need to market her stand-in…or shadow…so her shadow..just wonders the VIP events, making friends, showing off tits, and hoping someday something hits and she has those hits she dreams of…

In the meantime, she’s showing off her big tits for Roberto Cavalli…just not quite enough because I can’t see her nipples…

Here’s the video:

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2014

09

Jul

Britney Spears Without Autotune of the Day

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There is nothing like a little unedited Britney Spears vocal track over her song “Alien”…that she went into record, because she’s not Milli Vanilli people, she does her own vocal track, just not very well..

I can’t imagine the world being shocked that she can’t sing, I mean she hasn’t done anything to prove otherwise in her 150 million records sold….all she’s ever proved is that the music industry is a scam, that anyone can be altered to sound good, and that it’s all marketing the puppet they use to deliver it…

I mean, I Britney isn’t even her own person, she is corporately owned – money making machine…I just find the whole thing sad, because you know she didn’t say “I can sing”…but rather her stage mom beat her into singing because look what she became…a soulless shell of a human…

But her bank account is as fat as her belly due to emotional eating…

TO SEE HER OUT IN PUBLIC CLICK HERE

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