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2014

27

Jun

Courtney Love in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Courtney Love put up this picture of her in a one piece that may have been taken many years ago, when she was just a young drug addict killing off boyfriends to get ahead and become insanely popular, reminding all you rich and famous motherfuckers, to never fall in love with a hooker, or stripper, they are usually damaged goods and won’t really bring you up so much as bring you down, plus their vaginas smell like other men, which in turn makes you a little bit homo…

Maybe this picture is proof that you can fake a bikini pic, if you have implants and a one piece to cover your flaws, along with years of posing for pro-photogs to know your look, and enough filters to blur out your zombie fucking face…and body…”make it black and white so they don’t see my blue dead heroin addict skin”….”fuzz out the right side of the picture so that they can’t see my botox failed me, scrotum like face”…”let me lay on my side so it looks like I have a waist, even though them meth took that years ago”…”let me squeeze my implants together, cuz #tits”…

I know what she’s doing here…but I may still try to masturbate to it…I like challenges…

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2014

27

Jun

Ireland Baldwin’s Girlfriend Classy About Their Lesbian Sex of the Day

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Identity Crisis Ireland Baldwin’s girlfriend is an equal opportunity – attention seeker… no one ever heard about her before Ireland but here she is now….in with a Baldwin, literally, better maximize that shit, even though no one cares about a Baldwin, not even me, and I’ve been friends with Ireland for like 2 years on instagram and Twitter where she’s since blocked me and told me to fuck off at least once…

Either way, here’s what her girlfriend had to say…

An interracial gay couple, I mean that’s just weird for America right now. We fuck and friends don’t fuck. I have never fucked one of my friends. Once I see you in that way, it doesn’t happen. But we do fuck and it’s crazy and that’s weird to say because I think about it in terms of an audience reading it and them thinking, ‘What the hell?’ But it happens.

Lesbianism does exist, but I still believe that every single girl is capable of fucking a girl if she is in the right mind set, lesbian or not, it’s not gay to eat pussy or have your pussy eaten….it’s just playful…whether Baldwin wants to jump the lesbian train for her own attention seeking, or because she loves the sweet taste of black berry – who cares…

Having your girl tell the world you fuck…is just odd…trashy…and obviously done intentionally…

I will say, I remember when Ireland was practically married and fucking a Paddle Surfer named Slater, 6 months ago, on instagram…so she’s full of shit…

I will also say, why the fuck am I writing about Ireland Baldwin, she’s a kid having fun, with crazy parents, who cares…

Here’s Ireland being black…to impress her new in laws…

All this to say, I am all for lesbians, especially if I get to watch, I am not for opportunists manipulating to get ahead

Heres THE ARTICLE if you care…

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2014

27

Jun

Lookin’ Up Luci Ford’s Shirt of the Day

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Her name is LUCI FORD and she’s a fucking legend…and she’s hasn’t even started yet.

I mean I’ve probably been following her on instagram and her site for a month, and every day there’s some new hot body photoshoot…and she’s getting famous for it…and I approve…

Today’s short shorts and a shirt that if you were to crawl around under her, would show you all kinds of titty, and luckily, she has a photographer who did just that…cuz it’d probably get me arrested if I did…

I’m a fan! Here are the pics….

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2014

27

Jun

Constanza Saravia in some Bikini Pics for Some Magazine of the DAy

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Constanza Saravia is some 25 year old from Uruguay, who is in these pictures for some magazine in a bathing suit…that are not all that awesome but that still happened…I mean they could be the best thing to come out of Uruguay this week, because I’m ignorant and know nothing about Uruguay, other than that it calls me I’m gay every time I read it, which is more socially relevant in this “Gay Marriage” distraction from politician to divide and conquer and confuse, while real issues are going on era, than being called URANASSHOLE,, or URACUNT, or URAPIECEOFSHIT….

Either way, the women who live in there, at least this one are worth fucking with…

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2014

27

Jun

Izabel Goulart’s Skipping in a Bikini Video of the Day

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Izabel Goulart took to instagram to promote fitness by skipping in a bikini, which is something you don’t always see at the gym, because most girls don’t work out in a bikini, but this one’s a bikini model so it makes it ok…

I guess it’s nice to see her fat legs jiggle, you know to give gat girls everywhere a little hope that even Izabel Goulart’s gotta work for it – in her permanent vacation life…the struggle is real…

Unless that’s not fat legs at all, but rather fit as fuck legs that just look like that when they skip naked, I wouldn’t know, I never got into a skipping fetish, that’s for pedo’s in the park, but I guess thanks to hard bodied Goulart, I have now…..

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2014

27

Jun

Melanie Brown in the Bath of the Day

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Melanie Brown posted a picture of her in the bath, because despite her name and the color of her skin, she wants you to know that it’s not from rolling around in the mud, but rather from genetic pigmentation…

Or maybe this is what 40 year olds think is erotica…because every mom I know masturbates in the “bath” every time they take a “bath”…which is code for naked in water alone without kids to fuck up my masturbation by staring at me and making me think “will they remember this when they grow up”….

Whatever it is, it’s 10 years or more too late…but it still happened – so look.

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2014

27

Jun

Cailin Russo Nipple Video of the Day

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I don’t know what this video is from, it was sent in by one of Cailin Russo’s pervert fans, which surprises me that she even has, not that I’ve ever met Cailin Russo, or care to meet Cailin Russo, or think she doesn’t deserver fans…

I just don’t find her all that hot, or relevant or important…even if her dad is in a Band I listened to once in the 90s, back when he knocked up her hot young mom, like all those punk rock dudes did on Warped Tour, I mean average age at that shit is 14.

I mean any girl who gets famous from kissing Bieber in a Bieber video, is just reaching hard, even though I know I’d kiss Bieber in a video if it meant a life of luxury…I’m a whore like that..gay for fucking pay…not that Bieber counts as a man…it’s like fringe gay for pay…ok fine- I wouldn’t kiss Bieber in video for money…but I don’t hate Cailin Russo for doing it….even it seems as thirsty as I am every time I am faced with a bottle of booze…at least it worked…

What it comes down to is that she’s relevant enough, doing the hipster thing, and in doing the hipster thing, she’s getting topless like life was an American Apparel ad, and that’s pretty fucking perfect.

I think it’s a teaser video of something, and I know you can see nipple…like in this pic of Cailin our friend and genius photographer TED EMMONS took…

See more from TED EMMONS he’s good.

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2014

27

Jun

Christina Milian Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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I want to start this post by saying that I do not give a fuck what Christina Milian is up to in her day to day. I do not care if she’s a good mother who is always out partying with the baby no where to be found. I do not care if she’s an attention seeker who gets in a bikini because there was a time she was a low level popstar and everyone watched her video…before being a back-up host on the Voice…not that money is an issue, she’s got writing and producer credit on Bieber songs, which means bitch gets paid, but for these kinds of girls, money is irrelevant, they don’t and never have paid for shit, it’s always been there…what they care about is dudes noticing…and unfortunately, I can’t help but notice bikini pics on instagram and post them – even when the girls aren’t that great, or famous or amazing…it’s a fucking issue, I’d see a therapist, but I’d rather spend my time creeping for more bikini pics.

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2014

27

Jun

Demi Lovato is a Huge Lebsian of the Day

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In case you didn’t know, Demi Lovato is a huge lesbian….there are rumours that she has a sex tape that has been circulating Nashville the last 5 years with this magical piece of crazy:

I mention their sex tape a lot, yet I’ve never seen it, but I know people who have, and like the religious experience that it clearly is, people lie all the fucking time…

I will say that her video isn’t hot, and that I am posting it not to endorse that she’s clearly gone the Mackelmore, let’s go viral because gay is a hot topic and if I support the gays I get the gays and all gay supports which means GRAMMY AWARD…

I prefer my lesbian porn to have some dick in it.

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2014

27

Jun

The Babe Behind the Lea Michele Bikini Booty Shot of the Day

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Lea Michele posted this picture of herself from behind, because it’s always the best way for a transgendered to pose, you just have to ask Hank Baskett, there’s no risk of failed tuck, even if that’s what dudes who like trannies want to see…or maybe this dude has mastered the tuck, but doesn’t want anyone to see her SADS while mourning the death of her Fiance who she didn’t help save…but rather leveraged for further success while people were feeling sorry for her. I call that the Rihanna. These people have no souls, but they pretend they do and everyone cares…

Well the interesting thing about this picture isn’t Lea Michele, but rather the babe she gave a photo cred to.

Her name is Jacqueline Miller , You know the kind of girl you’d poke a hole in the condom for, just so you could see her again, not that she’s ever fuck you, she’s too top echelon, but thanks to her instagram, you can pretend…

Her body is ridiculous…it’ just unfortunate she hangs out with horrible people like Lea Michele…

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