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2014

10

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

Sometimes I get happy when I see texts from hot girls I want to marry or at least go down on for the next 8 hours…especially when those texts include spread vagina pics but then I think of that Pharell song and want to kill myself.

Pharell ruined happy

Here are some morning links if you’re in the west coast.

Dick Pic on TV?
GO

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Poster
GO

Some Big Ass in a Bikini
GO

The Gayest Thing in Rugby
GO

Kim Kardashian Cleavage….
GO

Paul Walker Daughter in a Bikini
GO

FUCK COUGARS!!
GO

The Sopranos Done with Grand Theft Auto
GO

WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
GO

Girls Who Aren’t In Bras
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am on SNAPCHAT and it’s been ridiculously uninspiring…

I’ve only got one masturbation video, from a girl who accidentally sent it to me, and who has since deleted me….

All I see is the occasional tit, but for the most part…just lame fucking garbage..

I feel like people aren’t using it the way it was mean to be used…where are the sex videos?


You can add me @DRUNKSTEPFATHER
You can add me @DRUNKSTEPFATHER
You can add me @DRUNKSTEPFATHER
You can add me @DRUNKSTEPFATHER

Prove me wrong…And no, that’s not an invitation for dick pics…

Here are some stepLINKS

Hot Ass Day
GO

Some Family Feud Weirdness…
GO

Bar Refaeli Lingerie Pics
GO

How Fake Game of Thrones Actually Is..
GO

Insane Club Promo Video
GO

Lindsay Lohan Braless and Spectacular
GO

The Hooker Who Killed the GOOGLE Exec is a Babe
GO

Amazing Ass!
GO

Ashely Tisdale Ass in Shorts
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Cynthia is the Slut of the Day
GO

Brooke Burke Ass in Tights
GO

So Many Redheads…
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Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon Riding Bikes Together to Celebrate their Second Divorce
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Weird Vacation Pic of the Day
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Awesome Japanese Cook
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Eva Mendes PRegnat
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Cameron DIaz Pink Bikini
GO

Almost a Jennifer Lawrence Panty Flash
GO

Arianny Celeste Tits and Midriff…
GO

Paul Walker’s Daughter in a Bikini
GO

54 Reasons to Still Love brazil
GO

Drunk People Playing it Cool GIFS
GO

Ashley Greene Out in Public…
GO

Kim Kardashian Side Boob
GO

Kate Moss Braless and Amazing
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Kate Upton Big as Fuck
GO

Emma Watson at Fashion Shows..
GO

Some Chick Named Kelly Gale Bikini
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Britney Spears Big Titties in a Tube TOp
GO

Obama Chilling With a HOrse Mask
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Coolest Baby Elephant Ever
GO

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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Headless Nudity
GO

FUCK COUGARS!!
GO

Lily Allen Pussy Flash
GO

Big Vintage Tits
GO

Public Nudity
GO

GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
GO

Bachelorette Party Goes Nuts
GO

A Toy with a Suction Cup
GO

Bitch Slap of the Day
GO

WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
GO

19 year Old Big Tits
GO

Puke Vieos are Bad
GO

Some Sunny Leone Pics
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
GO

A Horrible Summer GIF
GO

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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
GO

Support a Friend of the Site on Her 50 Mile Bike Ride to Fight Cancer
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Jul

Selena Gomez Implants Parade of the Day

I guess this is the inaugural voyage for Selena Gomez and her subtle implants that she was rumored to get, because every girl like having a bit more tit, unless said girl has too much tit, and so many more girls than you think have implants have implants, so who fucking cares…

The shit is not for strippers anymore, it’s for everyone, especially vain hollywood types that are trying to give their otherwise shitty body more shape….

I am all for improving what you’ve got, even if I hate implants and think they are unnecessary, because improving what you’ve got shows a level of insecurity in who you are as a person, because when you really break it down, the size of your tits shouldn’t define the person you are inside girls…even if guys will be more willing to pay 10 dollars a song to touch them….

That said, implants or not, who cares, from everyone I’ve spoke to…Selena Gomez is a little slut, in a good way, she owns that shit. Disney Taught her Good…

All this to say…TITS! New Tits, Old Tits, Tits on Tits on Tits…who cares they are just tits.

TO SEE THE REST OF HER TITS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

09

Jul

Ana Beatriz Barros in a Bikini for GQ of the Day

Brazil may be the biggest fucking losers in history of sports – not that I would know – because I don’t watch that homo shit…

But as far as I’m concerned…they’re winners..

Here’s Ana Beatriz Barros, one of their many amazing things we love about Brazil….in GQ….

Posted in:Ana Beatriz Barros

2014

09

Jul

Gwen Stefani Shows Off Her Implants of the Day

There was a time when I just assumed Gwen Stefani was a dude…or that anyone who thought she was hot was into dudes. Because she lacked a certain level of femininity…and that fact that her ripped, muscular body was fine, but still manly was proven when she got married to a guy who has an ongoing love affair with trannies…it’s like he’s not about the ladies, more about the lady boys…or ladies who look like boys…but I guess pregnancy and what are probably implants, made her the girl she once tried to convince us that she was through a song dedicated to her being “Just a Girl”…kinda like when a car salesman says “TRUST ME” over and over again…and it becomes a little suspect….

Either, here’s her instagram…

Posted in:Gwen Stefani

2014

09

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Instagram Bikini Top of the Day

Apparently, when Vanessa Hudgens posts a fourth of July pic…no one notices…

It’s like the only thing that works for this one is nude selfies, before nude selfies were really a thing.

She was an innovator, who paved the way for nude selfies before selfie was even in the dictionary…

But for some reason, she fell off course, she didn’t embrace being one of the first at it, and instead got boring as fuck…

It’s like when someone is good at something, they get bored of that thing, and instead do other things they fail at…like these bikini selfies…

When it comes to Vanessa Hudgens…I need bush.

Here’s one of her instagram videos…that seems normal…

The rumor is that Vanessa Hudgens is 100% not retouched for this BONGO Campaign….She just has 1000 dollar a day make-up artist applied hair and make-up…

TO SEE HER IN PAPARAZZI PICS IN SHORTS BENDING OVER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

09

Jul

Music Videos of the Day


Here’s a song that should get your through the summer…

I can only assume it was styled by Vanessa Hudgens still riding her Springbreakers glory…or maybe this girl is just a super fan..

Either way, Awesome song…

Here’s another song, that I watched on mute, but that features girls making out…

Posted in:Music|Video

2014

09

Jul

Katie Holmes Topless for Glamour of the DAy

Possible Robot created in Tom Cruise’s 100 million dollar lab in the basement of his 100 million dollar home because Tom Cruise is a leader of Scientology, since it is the only place int he world where he’s not gay – Katie Holmes…

She has ventured out into the world on her own, without him, I mean at least that’s what she wants you to think, since she still probably sees him thanks to sharing a devil alien baby – and money…you know he’s the “Charging Station”…now that the contract has expired and he’s gone onto find more beards…in a horribly boring storyline…

And in her journey, she’s got herself Topless in Glamour..in the least erotic way, we can blame her robot programming for that, because Tom Cruise and his engineers weren’t the best when it came to figuring out how to make a woman sexy…I assume the conversation was like “putting a 12 inch black cock on her isn’t the best solution TOM”….”Yes, I know you are paying me, but a 12 inch black cock will defeat the purpose of making you a wife”…

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2014

09

Jul

Polish Model Hanna Koczewska for Sebastian Cviq of the Day

Hanna Koczewska is a Polish model, who I guess was tall enough to escape the Eastern European, Mafia Controlled sex trade, but instead got thrown into modelling, where I guess she wants to see international success, because she’s already willing to get naked for fashion, and I’m already willing to look at her tits.

The photographer behind this shoot is Sebastian Cviq….and I may not like Black & WHite, because I feel it’s a little to basic artistic, you know what you’d expect from a hack trying to come across as artistic, in an era where pics are digital, and black & white film unnecessary…

But You can still see her tits…and that’s a win for all of us…

If you’re lucky, you may be able to google her and find her on webcam on a bride site…you now before her actual success sets in…or happens…girl still needs to pay her rent….

Posted in:Hanna Koczewska

2014

09

Jul

Kat Graham’s Bikini in Jamaica of the Day

I don’t know who Kat Graham is. Google says she’s on a show called Vampire Diaries…that she’s Jewish…that her father is the Godfather of Quincy Jones’ kids, I say it must have been hard to book an acting job with that connect, I also say I don’t give a fuck…not that I am actually saying anything – I don’t speak through my fingers idiots…

She’s in a bikini in Jamaica, I don’t find it eventful…but in my defence, I am bored of nothing celebs posting pics of themselves in bikinis. I need more to stimulate my soul…even though the whole point of this site was originally to say just how ridiculous we all are for making these useless cunts “important”…all for being connected into industry, just perpetuating that inner-circle sees success, in a world that they told me was democratic and fair…

TO SEE MORE OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kat Graham