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2014

26

Jun

Britney Spears is Middle Aged of the Day

In case you didn’t know…Britney Spears is Middle Aged and she looks it, even with all the BOTOX and modern conveniences that a billionaire popstar has access to…yet now she looks like she’s just a mom in a Walmart parking lot…buying a vat of mayonnaise for their weekend Fourth of July BBQ….which I guess is porn to some people…but it just makes me feel old as fuck because I remember jerking off to her “Hit me baby one more time video”…back when the internet first happened.

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Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

26

Jun

Sarah Hyland Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Her name is Sarah Hyland…you know her as the cute girl who is being cultivated by Sofia Vergara to learn how to generate more buzz for herself by showing her tits…at least that’s what I like to think is going on here…but the fact is, she may just be a nice girl. But where’s the fun in that.

What I do know is that she looks like she’s 14, despite being over 18, which is a little freaky but legal to stare at without feeling awkward or like the pervert that you are.

It’s the “she’s 18, even if genetically she’s built like she’s 14″…line that makes it socially acceptable to masturbate to the pictures she puts of herself in a bikini top on the internet…which when reversed “she’s 14 but genetically she’s built like she’s 18 thanks to getting her period at 4” line doesn’t reverse…because sex offence is based on maturity level people…not that I’ve never fucked 25 year old retards who act 4…because they were retards…before…which I guess is wrong too…but you can’t go to jain for it, so I guess it’s not that wrong…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2014

26

Jun

Lily Aldridge is Greasy for James Macari of the Day

Her name is Lily Aldridge. You probably know her as a Victoria’s Secret angel, since that’s what really made her relevant. I know her as some LA scenester chick, who was the daughter of a Playboy Playmate, who grew up in the LA rich kid scene, and in doing that positioned herself with rockstars, modelling agents and whoever else could give her work…she was in the VIP at the parties…booking shitty tampon commercials before actually locking down the rockstar and leveraging that with Victoria’s Secret be be the Rockstar wife model on their roster…

She’s hot enough, likely a horrible opportunist fame whore, but then again who isn’t…and I guess what the lesson we can all learn from this is that if you move to LA or New York and party with the right people, you’ll get an actual career out of it…and if not a career, a retirement plan thanks to getting knocked up by a rich dude….at least if you’re a girl…if you’re a dude…that’d be pretty gay and impossible..

Posted in:Lily Aldridge

2014

26

Jun

Maria Menounos Thinks She’s a Bikini Model in Bora Bora of the Day

Apparently, Maria Menounos thinks she’s a bikini model because she’s posing for a photographer like she was a bikini model…

I can explain what happened here, at least according to me. The girl was an ego, who always thought she was hot, went to LA to become famous and ended up getting a hosting gig on a shitty tabloid show, talking about the people she wished she was, and after 10 years of that, for some reason, people started to notice her and pay attention to her, so she quit that job since she didn’t want to be a Mary Hart forever, and she launched a reality show, and is now modelling bikinis like a Kardashian, cuz at 35-40 or whatever she is, she knows it’s now or fucking never…seize the day…

I don’t think these pics are all that bad, aside from the desperation, I just think HER PUSSY BIKINI FLASH is better.

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Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

26

Jun

Throwback Thursday – Jessica Simpson’s Cameltoe of the Day

It is Throwback Thursday on instagram, and someone posted these two pics of Jessica Simpson from what I assume was many lives and pounds ago…that I don’t even believe are actually Jessica Simpson, but rather a lookalike with similar features…making it the #TBT of the day…even if it’s not actually Jessica Simpson, but instead just some trick in a white bikini all wet and see through…I mean it can’t be Jessica Simpson, despite her vagina being hungry, there is no way pictures like this would exist of her…but I am not a foresenic analyst, it’s good enough for me to remember the pre-baby…pre-weightwatchers…pre-competitive eating…even if it’s fake a shit…because ignorance is bliss…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|TBT

2014

26

Jun

Nancy Grace and The Man with the Missing Son and Other Videos of the Day

The Reporter who gets Naked for Ronaldo…

I’m still trying to understand the naked Korean Lady vs the Car

Hot Old Lady of the Day

Bad Driver of the Day

Black WOman Beats White Woman While 2 Year Old Watches

Dude Throws Water on a Reporter

Slip and Slide Fail

Posted in:Videos

2014

26

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s always tragic when you want to sext a girl at 4 am and no one is around to sext, forcing you to call your bank or your internet provider customer support because you know it is open 24 hours…hoping to get a girl rep…to jerk off to…and by tragic I mean…amazing.

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Sweaty Bitches
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Titanic VS Iceberg
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Crocodile Hunter’s Daughter Wants Girls To Cover Up – Which Is Weird Since She Grew Up without a Dad
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Soldier Sings on America’s Got Talent
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A Man in Black Face Pretending to be Kanye in Font of Kim
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Coco is Amazing
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The Homie Babe Monica Sims in a Bikini
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Things Your Doing Wrong Everyday
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Idiot of the Day
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The New Guy on Big Brother is a Fucking Joker
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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This Queen Elizabeth Photobomb is Good
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Emmy Rossum Intentional Hard Nipples
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Chanelle Hayes in a Bikini
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

25

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent an hour explaining to a really disgusting girl on tinder that she’s not allowed to give me attitude because she gets tons of dudes who would fuck anything to fuck her on tinder…and that different dude every day doesn’t mean she’s a hot commodity…but it makes her think she is…she’s still the disgusting girl only now with AIDS…well it was more like 2 minutes…or one message…but still..disgusting girls need to know their role. Tinder is fucking up social systems we’ve had in place forever…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Half Assed Bridesmaids
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A Whole Lot of Big Booty
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Picture of the Day
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Enemy of the Site Who Had her Legal Team Make Me Delete All Her Hooker Posts – Flashes her Hooker Panties
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Ryan Gosling’s Guide to Saving Your Relationship…
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Slut of the Day
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Kim Kardashian and Her Tits with her Baby For Attention
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Adam Levine Did Not Have Sex with Lindsay Lohan
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Hot Model of the Day
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Valerie Van Der Graaf Bikini Catalog Pics
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I like Jessica Simpson as a Backseat Driver
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Lea Michele in a Wet Bikini
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Miss Universe Ass Flash
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A History of Biting in Sports
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Babes of the World Cup
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Heidi Klum in a Tight Red Dress
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Hank Baskett’s Tranny in Interview
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Courtney Robertson Bikini
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Emily Blunt Boring Photoshoot
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Selena Gomez Bikini Pics
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Some Sofia Vergara is Hot Pic
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5 Best Dressed at the Annual THIRST Gala are all pretty Thirsty Bitches – I guess that’s the joke…
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Nick Cage – Olympic Diver?
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Even the Coach Takes a Dive
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The 15 Worst Pro Wrestling Gimmick Costumes
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Awesome Soldier Hobby
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Rosie Jones Tits
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Girls Sweating
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Olivia Munn Tits
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10 Most Insane World Cup Fan Outfits,,
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Honest Trailers: Forrest Gump
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An Archive of Page 3 Girls
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Miley Cyrus Has Ruined this Kid
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Some Ass Pics for Hump Day
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Terrifying Panorama Pic
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Highway Wipeout
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The 10 Most ‘WTF?’ Face Tattoos in Mugshots
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Naked Glamor Models Playign Tennis
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Joe Biden Creepin on Katy Perry
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R.Kelly on His Daughter Becoming his Son….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Hot Girl Plays With her Boobs
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Cam Show with Tampon String
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Creepy Squirt
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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Naked and Amateur Babes
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Priya Rai Dancing in a Strip Club
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Get Harder Boners…
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Destiny Moody Strips and Swims
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BBC Apologizes for the Ultimate News Notification Ever
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Lubefest is Pretty Normal
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Disgusting Porn of the Day
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

25

Jun

Gary Oldman’s Apology of the Day

I hate people who apologize. I believe in recognizing mistakes, I believe in recognizing that you’re an asshole…or misinterpreted but an apology is so bullshit.

They aren’t sincere ever…It’s like dude showed his true colors or said some shit, taken out of context and should stand by his mistakes….don’t pull bullshit that your PR team and lawyers shove down your throat to try to justify your fuck up…after the fact when you have no choice…but I don’t know…never trust an actor..that’s there job…and I don’t even know the fucking storyline…or what he said, so I’ll just leave the apology up…because everyone is talking about it…and all I hear is Mary Poppins shit…

Posted in:Gary Oldman

2014

25

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Instagram Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant, which doesn’t really excite me, because pregnant women are disgusting, and post pregnant women are even more disgusting. The idea of childbirth is totally unnatural and even alien…maybe people should hire third world country women to have their kids for them…like they make their clothing…sweatshop that shit…

I am also not impressed that Hayden will be passing a large object through her vagina, because…she already puts large objects in her vagina, it’s trained for that shit….

There is no way that her 6 foot 8 boyfriend/husband/baby daddy doesn’t have a 12-14 inch penis, which is ok if you are a big fat woman, but when you’re 4 foot 11, 14 inches of cock is about the length of your toros, making me wonder how she got pregnant, because every time he cums in her it drips out her fucking nose…

I don’t know if this is even Hayden Panettiere, someone emailed it to me, and I can’t be bothered to cross terence the shit…big milk filled hormonal tits or not…I’m not down.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere