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2014

10

Jul

Cara Delevingne Free’s the Nipple By Not Freeing the Nipple of the Day

Cara Delevingne decided to not take the actual plunge into getting her instagram deleted by freeing her nipple, an offence that Instagram doesn’t take lightly, because they don’t believe that free nipples belong on instagram. It is a publicly traded company and they have guidelines they must respect.

Even though a lot of great photos include nipples…

But it works, showing us how crazy it is that dudes are uncensored and girls need to be censored, by making me want to see her nipple, but unable to see her nipple, because society is fucked.

Priorities and initiatives in this Christian controlled conservative world, where they decided a nipple is porn, even though it’s just a fucking nipple.

I made a decision many years ago, that posting nipple, being uncensored, was just real and authentic. I sacrificed having a successful fight by freeing the nipple before it was a thing, so I’m glad to see the world coming together for this #freethenipple movement, cuz I’ve been for a long time and freeing the nipple has actually fucked me over, but I still stuck to it, because I truly feel nipple should be free.

From breast feeding, to tanning, to walking down the street. We’re past decency, people are fucking pigs, and censoring nipples is the least of our worries in this doomed society…

So girls…#freethenipple.

Here’s Cara Delevingne’s Chanel campaign…

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2014

10

Jul

Selena Gomez Nip Slip on Instagram of the Day

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Either these Springbreaker pop tarts are on the same mission, competing with their tits, or in Selena Gomez’s case, new fake tits, to get attention on the same day…you know girls who pretend to be friends are always catty….

Because earlier today ASHLEY BENSON GOT CAUGHT TOPLESS

And today…Selena Gomez nipple was posted to instagram…in what I can assume was a retaliation to a text she got from Benson last night saying “the paparazzi got topless pics of me, what do I do”…

Because the reality is that Selena Gomez is the one who hired Ashley Benson for Springbreakers and is in turn kind of her boss…so as her boss, she’s gotta to take the higher road and be like “I can’t let bitch get all the glory today, I need to bring out my nipple to compete and show her I’m Selena Gomez, I own everyone”…claim my stake…

But it’s possible that Selena just has no control over her nipple now that she’s got implants…

It’s like she’s got no feeling and the swelling hasn’t gone down on the fuckers…nipples everywhere..

Now that I am looking at it – all the girls look the same – so I don’t even know if the nipple is Selena’s or her friends…I have facial recognition blindness.

I just know, there’s nipple and this is what rappers call THIRST TRAPPING LOWKEY….

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2014

10

Jul

Katy Perry in a Bathrobe Eating Pizza for Rony’s Photobooth of the Day

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I’ve been friends with an amazing photographer named RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH for a really really really long fucking time…I’m thinking we first met in 2007.

RONY has been good friends with Katy Perry since before she was famous, probably around the same time, he was doing LA nightlife photography, and she was a girl doing LA nightlife…

She went viral, achieved massive success, and I guess unlike a lot of cunts I know, maintained friendships with her old friends…

One July 4th, they all went to Disney….THE PICS WERE JUST RELEASED

I am not so excited by people at Disney, or Disney adventures, because Disney doesn’t remind me of good child hood memories, but rather of molestation and exploitation….

I am excited by girls in bed eating Pizza, so whether this was Katy Perry and or not, I’d probably still post them…because Girls Eating Pizza…is fucking sexy always…

I am also excited by RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH pics, because he takes hot pics of babes on the regular…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THEIR DISNEY ADVENTURE CLICK HERE

It’s some documentary, lifestyle, living life coverage that may or may not make you hate your life…and that may or may not remind you that Katy Perry’s got great tits…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THEIR DISNEY ADVENTURE CLICK HERE

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2014

10

Jul

Ashley Benson Topless of the Day

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Ashley Benson is the very popular tween targeted star of some tween targeted show that I’ve heard is pretty sexed up and perverted, but wouldn’t know, because I hate tweens, and despite popular belief, I am more into girls in their 20s, with more dick sucking experience, they are more fun…even if they are always 10 pounds heavier thanks to puberty…

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Ashley Benson, is in her 20s, is 10 pounds overweight, and knows that her tits, are her best feature, which I guess is why she’s showcasing them for the paparazzi while on vacation, staging it to seem like a huge story or big deal…

Unfortunately, maybe I’m wrong in thinking this, but I’ve seen so much celebrity, actor, model tit, on the regular, that this is hardly exciting, but definitely worth looking at, because when she’s topless, her 10 pounds of chubby, seems to disappear…it’s like get this girl out of a bikini, and all of a sudden, she’s hot skinny, and better than ever…

Sure this is a publicity stunt, but one I can get behind, because it may not always lead to bigger and better things, but it always gives me tits to cross reference, when I google the bitch on her quest of bring a bigger star than she is…

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All this to say…TITS! I am not sure if they qualify as magnificent tits, because all tits are magnificent…

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2014

10

Jul

Penelope Cruz Pregnant Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Penelope Cruz is pregnant, and despite popular belief, or general decency, she decided to get into a bikini, and either she’s a tiny woman, or her baby is fucking massive, because whatever is going on here…that baby bump is more of having a litter bump…and I guess based her face, maybe it’s just the fetus’ nose pushing her belly out like that..

All this to say, I don’t find Penelope Cruz hot. I don’t think girls with big noses should keep said big noses, I’ve been with a Penelope Cruz looking girl, who thought it was okay to life life like that because Penelope Cruz did it, despite Penelope Cruz being the only one capable of pulling it off in the history of big noses…

I don’t mind staring at her hard nipples in a sheer top though, but that’s only because I’m a man and we like that shit…

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2014

10

Jul

Eliza Sys for Aaron Feaver Topless on the Beach of the Day

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Photographer AARON FEAVER shot these pics of some model named Eliza Sys, who happens to be fucking amazing, on the beach, topless, for S Magazine …

The model is a name I don’t remember, but apparently, I’ve posted her fashion nudity before…like when:

She’s been naked HERE

She’s been Naked HERE

and when she’s been Topless HERE

Because I am a hero at this internet, scoping talent, finding the best tits ever shit, I find these girls early in their careers, you should come visit more often…

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2014

10

Jul

Maria Sharapova Bikini of the Day

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Tennis champion from many years ago, Maria Sharapova, is still in the tennis game, and is actually doing better than I think she did when she was younger. She’s actually winning shit, which I don’t think has happened in a long fucking time, because despite hating sports, I am into tennis at a very basic human level…girls grunting in skirts, powerful, fit, but not disgusting (except maybe Venus) women, all athletic, fit, able to squat on my dick making sounds I can visualize because they are on TV already…flashing hot asses in panties…it’s just a good fucking sport to get into and by get into I mean jerk off to…far less gay to get hard over than when your favorite football team wins…

Maria Sharapova…Still Hot…In a Bikini…I approve…approval I doubt she seeks…

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2014

10

Jul

Solveig Mork Hansen by Henrik Adamsen of the Day

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Henrik Adamsen is a Danish Photographer…and I guess Solveig Mork Hansen is a great Dane model in training…getting ahead by showing her tits…

There’s a valuable lesson in this. The first is that if you are a no name, young and busty girls, who takes a good picture, you don’t have to be a cam girl or stripper to get by, you can always make friends with photographers, and do the hipster nudity thing…it works…and I fucking love and will always promote it.

It also reminds us that you don’t have to be a 10,000 dollar a day model, who some gay dude in the fashion industry found and likes using over and over again, making them into millionaire who attract billionaire sperm…

There are always going to be amazing girls, in amazing places, doing amazing things, willing to get naked, topless, or whatever for the sake of just doin it…unlike the other paid models, these girls are fun and just like doing it. They are not hookers who demand you pay them by the hour…and from my experience girls who aren’t hookers are a lot better than girls who are hookers…as long as they are open minded to doing hooker behavior for free…

That said, I want to marry Solveig Mork Hansen, even if I can’t pronounce her name….

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2014

10

Jul

Margot Robbie for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Margot Robbie is a huge deal thanks to Wolf of Wall Street. I never saw it, but I do have an Australian fetish, and know she is from Australia…

I don’t know what it is about Australia that I like, I doubt it is the white trash I envision when I think Australia. Or the fact that they were a nation built off criminals, because that was so long ago it doesn’t count. I don’t think it’s their shitty accents, the Crocodile Hunter or Crocodile dundee. I doubt it is the Koala or Kangaroo…but probably has everything to do with the girls being hot, down to earth, drunk, and into fucking…and having a good time, while traveling the world, because Australia’s in the middle of nowhere, and a great place to escape…end up in LA….and staring naked in a movie…

So, I don’t care about Margot Robbie, or her SEX SCENE …i just like what she represents…Australian hipster model pussy…G’Day Mate.

Posted in:Margot Robbie

2014

10

Jul

Selena Gomez TITTY SWEAT of the Day

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I posted these pics of Selena Gomez’s possible implants and hard nipples last night, while drunk, after spending a night in a strip club, surrounded by hard nipples on implants, because I figured everyone would get excited about them, except me…because implants don’t impress me, especially not on multi millionaires, hard nipples don’t impress me because every girl has nipples, and if she didn’t I would probably be more impressed, because it is weird…

What I didn’t realize in the pics was her titty sweat…and I think while nerds are making her shirt see through…: