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2014

16

Jun

Katy Perry Upskirt of the Day

Apparently this is Katy Perry flashing the world her ass on the side of the road for the paparazzi…because she had some “tire issues”…and I am not talking about her belly because when your a slob dumpy bitch…like a slob plumber…you don’t realize your ass is hanging out of your pants…

I don’t know if this is big news, I don’t know if this is exciting, because I don’t give a fuck, but I’ll post it anyway…cuz I am pathetic….and so is her ass..

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2014

16

Jun

Hannah Davis Nipples for ZINK of the Day

Here is Virgin Island Virgin who is not a Virgin because she’s working in the modelling industry and models are never virgins, it’s almost a prerequisite HANNAH DAVIS

Her claim to fame is Sports Illustrated, which is obviously huge for her, thanks to having sex with Derek Jeter’s cock, a cock that has been linked to many herpes ridden vaginas, leading me to think she probably but now she’s gone into nipple modelling, because that’s how we take it to the next level…a good strategy…for a voyeur like me who doesn’t care about her quest for fame, but do care about her nipples in a magazine….

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2014

16

Jun

JoJo Levesque in a Bikini on Twitter of the DAy

JoJo Levesque is the jailbait that never was. There was an era when people were confused with her being underage in music videos and being hot.

I assume it was all stemmed from her stage mom seeding the idea out while whoring out her kid…I just know I wasn’t blinded by her age and always saw her for the average at best…until her she shat on her white male fans by dating a black guy until deciding to enter the industry again, hoping everyone forgot because they forgot about her because all I’ve seen of her has been self shot…

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2014

16

Jun

Camille Rowe for Madame Figaro of the Day

Camille Rowe used to be a titty model, you know showing her tits to get ahead, because tits aren’t a big deal, especially when you’re from france…in which case they are considered wearing a shirt and wearing a shirt is porn, it’s one of those you like what you don’t have social programming…

Well, from titty modelling she went to lingerie modelling, for a huge brand that pays her a lot every month to remain part of their team…I heard somewhere around 750k for the new girls…so titty modelling was replaced with covering up them titties…but still being a half naked…

Apparently, now instead of titty modelling, or lingerie modelling, her other modelling work involves being fully clothed…

And as far as I’m concerned…that’s pretty fucking shitty…

Posted in:Camille Rowe

2014

16

Jun

Erin Cummings Grabbing her Tits of the Day

Erin Cummmings is some 36 year old actress from Texas who has been around the block a few times, from being in Charmed, a show that used to be on TV, 20 fucking years ago…to a bunch of other random shit that doesn’t matter…but what does matter is her Instagram picture, of some random medical procedure that I guess is a perfect segue to posting a pic of her grabbing her tits in her favorite bra…which I guess is as good as any reason to post your picture of you grabbing your tits in your bra, it’s totally not slutty, it’s science people…and they hypothesis is that despite being 36, she’s not too old to stare at them tits…

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2014

16

Jun

International Models Do a World Cup Video for i-D of the DAy

I haven’t figured out if this video is relevant or interesting or well done or not, because I didn’t bother watching any attempt to grab clicks during a popular sporting event, but building up a video staring models from around the world in some Soccer Themed bullshit. It’s on some Courtney Stodden caliber creative direction…

I am posting it, because I like to cover all things model half naked…and/or naked…it’s the only thing that semi interests me, and without it, I’d shut down the site…cuz the paparazzi shit is just to tedious to buy into, while staged photoshoots take longer to make happen…and here it is.

Posted in:Videos

2014

16

Jun

Jessica Miller for FLAIR of the DAy

Here’s Jessica Miller, who is 30 year old model, who seems to have made more of a career out of dating rockstars, than actually modelling, because I guess she thought modelling was dumb, despite having worked for and with some of the top level people in the industry…because her true passion lies in fucking dudes in bands…

The daughter of a Vegas Showgirl, and the ex-fiancé of the lead singer of Incubus, before being the ex-Fiance of the lead of System of a Down, before being the current Fiance of Lars Ulrich of Metallica..

It’s like bitch runs in one fucking circle, and getting to the side stage, is her fucking priority…but I guess she takes on modelling jobs on the side to give her that stamp of approval dudes in bands want from the girls they bang, you see if you’re not signed on in a campaign a year, you’re just a regular girl, and that makes locking down the rockstar retirement plan more challenging…

I guess this is her one gig to save face until the wedding.

Posted in:Jessica Miller

2014

16

Jun

Alex Curran in a Bikini in Ibiza of the Day

Her name is Alex Curran, she’s apparently some WAG married to some Soccer player, named Steven Gerrard, who calls herself a model, because it makes her less of a hooker and more of an official wife that meets the criteria embedded in the soccer player culture – that as long as this girl has been in a magazine at least once, she’s marriage material, because cuz these soccer players don’t marry girls who aren’t in magazines, otherwise they are just hooker trash…it is part of the fabric of European soccer player code…you sign off on that shit when you become a player….

She’s in a bikini, in Ibiza, because apparently he didn’t want her anywhere around, she’d get in the way of groupies he wants to fuck, or some how make it about her, because that’s what Wife’s do…always…not just during the World Cup…

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Posted in:Alex Curran

2014

16

Jun

Mckayla Maroney in Some Leggings of the Day

Mckayla Maroney wore this to work out…and I am forced to wonder if she is actually the half retarded girl she plays on VINE, you know the dumb 19 year old with the mentality of a 12 year old thanks to home schooling and overbearing stage parents that made her an Olympic gold medalist and who are now throwing her into fame…who dudes jerk off to cuz they are perverts…or if she realizes that many men masturbate to her gymnast, fitness, booty in leggings…or bikini…because she plays the retard 12 year old and it’s part of the fantasy…you know some role playing shit…

Either way, this picture happened….

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2014

16

Jun

Sex in the Bus Stop and Other Videos of the Day

Intense Thing To Wake Up To on the Plane

Some Girls Peeing in a Hallway

The Man who lit the Gas Station on Fire

Feeding Sharks Barehanded

Some dude’s head gets stuck…

Amazing Hooker

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