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2014

11

Jun

Kirsten Dunst in a Bathing Suit for L’Oreal of the Day

Here is Kirsten Dunst, not looking anything like Kirsten Dunst for L’Oreal, the make-up company that takes your face and turns into the face of another person…

She must be pushing 40 by now, and I find the showered version of her very dull.

I was into the medicated, suffering from success, rich and famous version that looked homeless as she was self destructing in her perpetually, broken girl who had everything, feeling sorry for herself narcissist that all actors are…

There was a time I appreciated, maybe even masturbated to her big tits on small frame…it was probably in the 90s…and maybe there’s hope for her still, as long as she walks through life with a giant filter over her ….

Either way…I’m not against this pic.

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst

2014

11

Jun

Dioni Tabbers Naked for Fashion of the Day

I am a fan of Dioni Tabbers. I don’t really know all that much about her, other than the fact that she doesn’t really have much of a following, considering she’s been getting naked for photoshoots for at least 4 years…at least according to my ARCHIVE …something I never assumed would come in handy, but that I guess does when trying to figure out what this Dutch girl is doing and who she is…

I just assumed she was a hipster model from LA, but I guess she’s booked actual work, and really I don’t care if she’s getting paid, if she’s famous, if she’s making money, or if she’s doing big things or not. I’m just down with her getting topless and showing off her great tits…and I know..that she’ll end up marrying and pregnant with a rich guy, that’s just how pretty girls work…and if you were a pretty girl, I’d hope you work that way too..

THe pics are by by RAF STAHELIN for CENTERFOLD MAGAZINE and they are good…

Posted in:Dioni Tabbers

2014

11

Jun

Kelly Brook and Some Instagram Erotica of the Day

I think the highlight of Kelly Brook is when she DID THIS NAKED PHOTOSHOOT – a shoot that I assume was some performance art piece that was in reference to her “miscarriage’ that I assume was an abortion because she was just finally making headway in her career, something she always expected to happen, and worked so hard getting topless to make happen…you know finally getting cast for Pirhanna 3D or whatever the borderline porn she was in…but then I realize she’s very little more than a set of tits and to assume she has any depth as a person, is wishful thinking for any of you who are still her fans, and assume you exist, because she exists and she keeps getting work…but I prefer her self shot erotica for instagram..to any of the low level cheesy shit she gets into…like this living the good life shit…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

11

Jun

Irina Shayk is Sleepy of the Day

From my understanding, and I could be totally fucking wrong. Irina Shayk and her boyfriend have a deal, where she pretends he’s her boyfriend so he can hide his homosexuality…and in exchange, she gets into Sports Illustrated and wherever that may take her…

It’s hard to know for sure, I mean I’ve heard so many different stories from people close to her…things like that she seems him once a month, if that, for public appearances…and the rest of the time she’s in the USA gallivanting with rich and famous people because she’s hot..

He doesn’t care, because he’s got his army of cabana boys to keep him occupied…and logically, he can’t come out of the closet, because Europeans, despite being the daintiest, gay dressed, emotional weirdos, are fucking homophobes..homophobes passionate about soccer and with him being star there, being gay would probably end his career…cuz getting hard for hetero athletes, with your tight pants and Faux Hawk is ok, but the second you find out homie sucks dick, it’s over…

EIther way, gay or not, beard or not, Irina Shayk’s really not digging this public appearance she’s been paid to attend ,because when a girl gets a career like hers, they forget being a poor hooker in Russia…and think it’s all them.

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Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

11

Jun

Mom’s Twerking While Babies Cry and Other Videos of the Day

Swedish Man in Underwear VS BEar…Shitty footage, but I still laughed…

Man VS Aggressive Elephant

Idiot of the Day…Running Down a Cliff

Girls in their Underwear….swimming

Wife Strips Husband’s GF

Live in the Hood – Naked Big Girl Beats a Dude

Car Wash Outfit of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is so much responsibility that comes with having unprotected anal sex with a fat girl you just met at 3 in the morning in a bar, and by responsibility, I mean danger…that shit is full of shit and can end up all over your dick…car seat..sweatpants…in an explosive and horrible way – all thanks to bad hygiene and diet…or so I’ve been told….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Some Crazy Booty
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12 Confusing Things…
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Ben Affleck Got Kicked Out of Another Casino
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Dave Chappelle on Quitting Dave Chappelle…
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Ryan Philippe’s New Fiance in a Bikini
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15 Things You Didn’t Know About Napoleon Dynamite…
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Some Girls with Some Eyes…
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Andrea Calle in a Bikini
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The Man Who Made his Airport Music Video’s Music Video…
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Lea Michele is Dating a Male Escort…
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Lullemon are Ridiculous with this DILF Campaign..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Today I learned a couple valuable lessons…be careful what you ask for, or wish for, because when you think you’ve seen everything…you haven’t…there’s a whole underbelly of weirdness you haven’t even touched…and the desensitized, dead soul you once had wakes up says “no dude, I’m still here, that she was gross as fuck”…

Today…my wife decided to teach herself how to squirt thanks to me mentioning in passing that I love squirting…

The house isn’t big, but it smells like coffee piss and broken dreams…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Miley Hates Selena Gomez
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Miley Cyrus Pic of the Day
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Girls in Sports Bras
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The Best in Ass Sweat
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Rihanna and Chris Brown Get Their Fuck On
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20 Kate Upton Facts
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Late Night TV has Gone to Shit
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Gigi Paris Topless
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Joanna Krupa Instagram
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Eliza Gonzalez Hot Hot Hot…
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Barbara Lee is the Slut of the Day
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Kim Kardashian Look A Like is Part of a Mexican Hit Squad
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Lindsay Lohan Has Insane Lips
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James Franco’s Short Story on Lohan Trying to Have Sex With Him
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Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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Side Boob of the Day
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Imogen Thomas in a Swimsuit
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Catrinel Menghia TOpelss
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Attacked by a Crazy Bitch
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Mexican Coke VS American Coke Taste Test
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Jesus and Colonel Snaders are Friends…
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50 Best Pics of Kate Upton
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Rita Ora is Kinda Hot
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Slut of the Day Aneta
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Tracy Morgan Isn’t Having a Leg Amputated – But He Does have a Girl’s Name
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Bregje Heinen Archetype Titty Grab Magazine
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This Candice Ass Shot is Pretty Good
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Interesting Volks AD
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Intense Direct TV AD
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Lulia Carstea Nip Slip!
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Candice SWanepoel Nice
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The Jackson Kids have a Good Allowance
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Rita Ora Has Good Tits
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Hilary Duff Cameltoe!
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UK Reality Stars Bikini Pool Side
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Dance Moves with a Soccer Ball
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Sad Clothing Tag
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Dancing Grandpa
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Gabi Grecko is an Angel…
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Kate Hudson in Catalog Pics
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Bieber Got Baptized!
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Baby Got Back Symphony
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Naomi Campbell’s 1999 Playboy SHoot
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I Love Drunk Jessica Simpson
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Shay Mitchell in Lingerie for Esquire
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Diane Kruger Short Shorts…
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Jodi Albert in a Bikini on the Beach…
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A Bunch of Asian Girls
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Alessandra Ambrosio Shiny Ass
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Demi Lovato in Concert
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Slut of the Day Sarah Summers
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Skid Row’s Phil Varone is a Swinger and Here’s his new Movie!
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This is How She Squirts
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Girl Checks Out Tits in the Mirror
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A Girl and Her Friend Hitachi!
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Nikki Jackson’s Insane TOpless Selfies
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Amateur of the Day
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Hot Asian Cam Show
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Amazing Naked Girl of the Day
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support The Coolest Sex Toy Ever!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Jun

Jaime King Breast Feeding Porn of the DAy

They say that breast feeding isn’t erotic…

Breastfeeders are so into breastfeeding that they they make Facebook pages, and protest being allowed to breast feed in public, by going out in public and breast feeding – I guess they feel it is natural, even though there is nothing natural about pregnancy, a motherfucking baby is growing up inside you, how the fuck is that normal….

But I say it is erotic…because every time I see it, I stare inappropriately, sometimes I ask them if I can have a taste, sometimes I get in close and say “mmmmm that’s tasty isn’t little baby”, sometimes I ask them if it feels good, and every single time I get called a creep or a pervert..

Now my argument is, if it wasn’t erotic to pull your tit out, why do I get so into it, and why are you so against my fucking support…

Either way, this Jamie King girl posted this pic of her breast feeding a black baby, and people are excited by it, even though it’s a natural thing, you fucking perverts…

I don’t know who Jamie King is…but she seems ok…inappropriate, but ok…

Posted in:Jaime King

2014

10

Jun

Luci Ford for Gregorio Photography of the Day

Luci Ford is a girl who I started following on INSTAGRAM a little while ago…and it turns out that as each day passes, she posts more and more incredibly amazing pictures of herself doing that keeps getting me sucked the fuck in…and need to know more…

She’s a model, make-up artist, and all around good fucking time…she’s got serious sex appeal, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve never seen a girl play with water quite like she’s playing with water…or maybe that’s exactly why I am saying it…

I just know that in the ever competitive race at who will win Instagram, LUCI is in the fucking lead…

These pictures almost make me want to take a shower, or even wash my clothes, but reality is, I could never do it quite as well as Luci, and for that I will look at her pics as I wallow in my cum stained filth…thanks Luci…keep em’ coming I dare you.
…and by em’ I mean me…I’m dyslexic….

These are some pics of her shot by GREGORIOPHOTOGRAPHY

Find out more at LuciFord.com

Posted in:Luci Ford

2014

10

Jun

Hayden Panettiere is Pregnant in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant, got into a bathing suit and was decent enough to not be in a bikini, because pregnant girls in bikinis, is pretty inappropriate and even disgusting, and even the most seasoned hooker knows that when you start to show, you get off fucking stage and find another way to make money, like turning tricks in your living room….

She still looks like shit, but that’s what pregnancy does to you, and is always a horrible fucking decision to take…I mean her husband’s 6 foot 8 massive penis in her 4 foot 2 frame should have been enough uterus filling for her…but no, she had to reproduce…

I didn’t find her hot before, I don’t find her hot now…but here are the pics anyway…

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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere