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2014

11

Jun

Sophia Rambaldini Titties for Fashion by Brydie Mack of the Day

Her name is BYRDIE MACK …that showcase her great ass, hot tits, and 21 year old model body…

I don’t know what the point of the pictures are, but I know they happened…in what may have been a “hey lets hit the beach, now show me your tits, it’s art that we’ll get on all the blogs” situation… you know, with no client or budget or money exchange…just topless for fun…and for some reason that makes this pics all the more hotter…I mean girls getting paid to get naked is fine…but girls getting naked in hopes of one day getting paid…way better!

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2014

11

Jun

Eliza Gonzalez is Good of the Day

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Eliza Gonzalez is some Mexican superstar, and as a Mexican I should probably hate her because she reminds me of my mother, only she doesn’t at all…because this hooker, unlike my mother the hooker, is lean and hot bodied, and clearly not a Mayan…I mean she’s one of those mixed mexicans who is not 100 percent me,xican by DNA, but more her European family moved to Mexico and generations later she was created…not to mention her John’s pay her more than a couple of collars for a fuck…she’s more strategic than that as she is on her quest to be the Next Sofia Vergara in America…

I am not like the black guy I used to go to stripclubs with, who always hated when black strippers would go on stage, because he felt stripping was for white people, and black strippers were not being all they could be, and instead bringing down the race..

In fact, I encourage all races to walk around half naked with bodies like this…seriously, she’s fucking good.

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2014

11

Jun

Anna Kendrick Creeps Me Out in Elle July of the Day

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I do not find Anna Kendrick hot. I am sure she’s a nice girl, basking in her success, booking other huge movies because she’s got “talent”, even though I don’t think anyone who acts has actual talent, they just have egos and aren’t afraid of looking like assholes while playing make belief and they get paid stupid money for it, while normal people are like “you want me to say that, dance around, while you watch, are you fucking joking, that’s some circus clown shit, do I look like a circus clown”…before punching the director, or if you’re a girl charging him for sexual harassment..

That said, she’s got no sex appeal, I can’t take any movies she’s in seriously when there’s an underlying love story, and there always is…because no guy would be that into that, it’d be more of a relationship of convenience, like “she was around, kept pursuing me, I was really into my video game, so went along with it”….but then I remember that ugly girls get pussy always…guys are desperate losers blinded by tits…but that doesn’t mean I can take her modelling sexy seriously…and I won’t…and I am sure she cares about my approval as she counts her money and her tens of thousands of fans tell her how great she is..

Here she is in Elle..

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2014

11

Jun

Meagan Good Has No Nipples in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Meagan Good was at the premiere for some horrible movie that probably shouldn’t have ever been made in the first place, but white people who produce and finance movies are confused about what black people want, and only partner up with the whitest, most educated black people, to try to talk to the masses, making these things racist as fuck…and she had no nipples, despite wearing a see through dress…

Now I’ve seen my fair share of tits, big and small, in dresses of various opacity, making this pretty fucking confusing to me, but not as confusing as the fact that I saw this first movie in this Steve Harvey based franchise in the fucking theatre…I mean…what the fuck…how did that happen…Probably in attempts to meet black lonely ROMCAN seeking pussy…

Here are the pics

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2014

11

Jun

Kirsten Dunst in a Bathing Suit for L’Oreal of the Day

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Here is Kirsten Dunst, not looking anything like Kirsten Dunst for L’Oreal, the make-up company that takes your face and turns into the face of another person…

She must be pushing 40 by now, and I find the showered version of her very dull.

I was into the medicated, suffering from success, rich and famous version that looked homeless as she was self destructing in her perpetually, broken girl who had everything, feeling sorry for herself narcissist that all actors are…

There was a time I appreciated, maybe even masturbated to her big tits on small frame…it was probably in the 90s…and maybe there’s hope for her still, as long as she walks through life with a giant filter over her ….

Either way…I’m not against this pic.

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2014

11

Jun

Dioni Tabbers Naked for Fashion of the Day

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I am a fan of Dioni Tabbers. I don’t really know all that much about her, other than the fact that she doesn’t really have much of a following, considering she’s been getting naked for photoshoots for at least 4 years…at least according to my ARCHIVE …something I never assumed would come in handy, but that I guess does when trying to figure out what this Dutch girl is doing and who she is…

I just assumed she was a hipster model from LA, but I guess she’s booked actual work, and really I don’t care if she’s getting paid, if she’s famous, if she’s making money, or if she’s doing big things or not. I’m just down with her getting topless and showing off her great tits…and I know..that she’ll end up marrying and pregnant with a rich guy, that’s just how pretty girls work…and if you were a pretty girl, I’d hope you work that way too..

THe pics are by by RAF STAHELIN for CENTERFOLD MAGAZINE and they are good…

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2014

11

Jun

Kelly Brook and Some Instagram Erotica of the Day

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I think the highlight of Kelly Brook is when she DID THIS NAKED PHOTOSHOOT – a shoot that I assume was some performance art piece that was in reference to her “miscarriage’ that I assume was an abortion because she was just finally making headway in her career, something she always expected to happen, and worked so hard getting topless to make happen…you know finally getting cast for Pirhanna 3D or whatever the borderline porn she was in…but then I realize she’s very little more than a set of tits and to assume she has any depth as a person, is wishful thinking for any of you who are still her fans, and assume you exist, because she exists and she keeps getting work…but I prefer her self shot erotica for instagram..to any of the low level cheesy shit she gets into…like this living the good life shit…

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2014

11

Jun

Irina Shayk is Sleepy of the Day

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From my understanding, and I could be totally fucking wrong. Irina Shayk and her boyfriend have a deal, where she pretends he’s her boyfriend so he can hide his homosexuality…and in exchange, she gets into Sports Illustrated and wherever that may take her…

It’s hard to know for sure, I mean I’ve heard so many different stories from people close to her…things like that she seems him once a month, if that, for public appearances…and the rest of the time she’s in the USA gallivanting with rich and famous people because she’s hot..

He doesn’t care, because he’s got his army of cabana boys to keep him occupied…and logically, he can’t come out of the closet, because Europeans, despite being the daintiest, gay dressed, emotional weirdos, are fucking homophobes..homophobes passionate about soccer and with him being star there, being gay would probably end his career…cuz getting hard for hetero athletes, with your tight pants and Faux Hawk is ok, but the second you find out homie sucks dick, it’s over…

EIther way, gay or not, beard or not, Irina Shayk’s really not digging this public appearance she’s been paid to attend ,because when a girl gets a career like hers, they forget being a poor hooker in Russia…and think it’s all them.

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2014

11

Jun

Mom’s Twerking While Babies Cry and Other Videos of the Day

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Swedish Man in Underwear VS BEar…Shitty footage, but I still laughed…

Man VS Aggressive Elephant

Idiot of the Day…Running Down a Cliff

Girls in their Underwear….swimming

Wife Strips Husband’s GF

Live in the Hood – Naked Big Girl Beats a Dude

Car Wash Outfit of the Day

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2014

11

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is so much responsibility that comes with having unprotected anal sex with a fat girl you just met at 3 in the morning in a bar, and by responsibility, I mean danger…that shit is full of shit and can end up all over your dick…car seat..sweatpants…in an explosive and horrible way – all thanks to bad hygiene and diet…or so I’ve been told….

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Ben Affleck Got Kicked Out of Another Casino
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Dave Chappelle on Quitting Dave Chappelle…
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Ryan Philippe’s New Fiance in a Bikini
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15 Things You Didn’t Know About Napoleon Dynamite…
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Some Girls with Some Eyes…
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Andrea Calle in a Bikini
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The Man Who Made his Airport Music Video’s Music Video…
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Lea Michele is Dating a Male Escort…
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Lullemon are Ridiculous with this DILF Campaign..
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