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2014

09

Jun

Rachel Bilson Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

In case you were wondering…Rachel Bilson is still pregnant.

No late term abortions, miscarriages, or accidental falls down the stairs by her husband Luke Skywalker, because knocking her up has been his plan since the 90s, he just finally trapped her into it properly….

She’s also pushing the limit of appropriate bikini behavior, because we all know when a girl in pregnant, bikinis aren’t really anything anyone who doesn’t have a ready to drop fetish want to see…

But when it comes to first pregnancies, where vagina is still intact, there is a little more grey area on when it’s decent or not…and if you’re a Bilson fan, despite her not really doing much the last decade, you either really hate that her ride is over, or love seeing her life happen before your creepy fucking eyes…

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2014

09

Jun

Lily Allen TOpless in 2010 of the DAy

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I wasn’t a fan of Lily Allen in 2010 when these pictures were taken, and I am sure as hell not a fan of her 4 years and 3 kids later….

She annoyed me then with her bullshit pop career that wasn’t one of talent, but rather one with the right connections, all quirky and bullshit that made me want to rip my ears out every time I heard her garbage…

She annoys me now that she’s mocking Miley and other popstars who are at the pop star age, despite being in her 30s, and too old to really be doing this high school caliber nonsense, even if it makes her money…it’s silly and not of any value, other than that it allows her to twerk on stage with more of a reason than just wanting to twerk on stage – you know she does it cuz she is making fun of it…obviously…

So seeing her tits in 2010 or now, makes no difference to me…but tits are tits and tits are worth looking at…so here are her tits…TITS!

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2014

09

Jun

Lupita Nyong’o in a Bikini of the DAy

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You may remember Lupita Nyong’o as the pretty much a brand new star who came out of nowhere, not that Africa is no where, it is actually where civilization began, but in terms of Hollywood, she was a nobody, won an Oscar and is now making money, getting jobs, is a n it girl and is in Hawaii getting paparazzi-ed…

And she’s being pretty funny about it – this was her caption to the above pic:

The paparazzi: They got me good!!! #FirstPapStakeout #ZoomLensesSuitableForHorrorFilms

She pulled a First World Problems hashtag, while being from the third world, making the whole thing that much funnier, even though her life in Africa was probably far more luxurious than any middle of America trailer park your racist ass is from…not that I know anything about that, I live in my own third world hell, but I’m not racist, because I stare at black people in bikinis as much as I stare at white people in bikinis, even though statistically more white people go to the beach, since black people don’t swim…

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Posted in:Lupita Nyong'o

2014

09

Jun

Emily Ratajkoski and the Guys Choice Awards Happened of the Day

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Emily Ratajkoski brought her overrated bird face and big tits to the Guy’s Choice Awards, which are basically some bullshit marketing stunt to generate revenue for whoever the fuck puts them on, and that celebrate nonsense for no reason other than that the person was able to attend the event or more importantly, their tits get hits and having them part of their bullshit is good for business…and in Emrata’s case, any media coverage is good for her, since she’s faded into obscurity, her internet fame still in existent but hardly as relevant as she was this time last year…let’s hope she made millions so she can ride those 5 minutes for the rest of her life, or maybe we should hope she made nothing so that she turns to porn.

I don’t hate her or her fake everything, I just don’t think she’s a good person, but rather an entitled cunt who was given all her dreams and forgets people along the way, because cunts feel as though they deserve any and all fame they may get…

The whole thing is silly, but not as silly as the guy’s choice awards….as a concept and I’m sure as a show to watch on TV…a total waste of time…and remember watching anything called “guy choice” makes you a gay…

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There were other hookers there…so TO SEE ALL THE GUY’S CHOICE AWARDS PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|Events

2014

09

Jun

Offensive Picture of the DAy

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Today’s offensive as fuck picture of the day is brought to you by Snooki and her decision to show up her mom of 12 because she’s a rat who is always fucking pregnant…in a bikini…something that is only amazing because she’s not as fat as she was on the show, despite having something growing inside her vagina…a vagina that should be cordoned off as a terrorist threat far greater than the 5 released from GITMO the other day…I’m talking a toxic waste dump that should have been left in the dirty used condom filled sand…of Jersey…or maybe she woulda been better off being left in a used condom back in whatever country she was adopted from…

I mean, I really shouldn’t hate her as much as I do…she’s pretty much had her few years of ridiculousness, you know there’s not much left in her…but seeing this pic…brought up repressed memories…like a rape victim who sees a penis for the first time…after the rape…only far far worse.

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

09

Jun

Heron Preston with Some Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Heron Preston is a street wear designer…his brand is called Been Trill and all the cool kids are wearing it, cool kinds like Kanye West…who I think bankrolled the whole thing…

I guess he’s made millions of dollars off the shit and now Terry Richardson is taking interest in him and shooting him in what seems to be soft core porn, really shitty soft core porn, up on some interracial and real tits that aren’t that great kick..

And I’m posting it…not because I wear Been Trill or really care about the brand or the hip hop suburban white person fashion scene. It’s all bullshit lies that people buy into because they have nothing else going on…

I just notice when Terry shoots tits, and I post them…no matter what those tits may be…or who those tits are being licked by, or owned by….

So is Heron Preston important, in his world, probably, but not quite important enough to bring major babes to his shoot with him…because I know if I was a millionaire in fashion, my entourage…would be a little hotter than what I’m seeing her…but I’ll post it anyway.

Posted in:Heron Preston

2014

09

Jun

Danielle Lloyd’s Vegas Bikini Birthday of the DAy

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Her name is Danielle Lloyd…she’s some useless Glamour model from the UK who I assume married some rich soccer player, cuz soccer players love these celebrated low level women, who look like strippers to me…and who are strippers in their own right, they just managed to fool the system and get labeled as glamour models instead of working lap dances for 10 dollars a song, even though they’d make more stripping, but the chance of bagging a closet case overpaid soccer player would have been slim to none, cuz these girls, at least in the UK are some kind of status that makes no sense to me…but that happens none the less…probably because in their trashiness, they are hot…like at Danielle Lloyd’s 45th birthday in Vegas this past weekend…not that she’s 45, her face just makes it look like she is…

Useless people.

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Posted in:Danielle Lloyd

2014

09

Jun

Miss USA Host Needs to Take a Dump of the Day

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Firstly, I want to say that Miss USA is Not Miss America, but rather the preliminary round of Miss Universe – owned by Donald Trump, started by a bathing suit line in the 50s as a marketing tool, and now used to find him 50 girls who have worked their way to this level for him to jerk off on – after the big event.

TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS
put together on the forum by Queen MadamMeow!
CLICK HERE

Last night, Miss Nevada, Nia Sanchez, who I assume was a showgirl and bottle service girl before last night, won…and I don’t think anyone really cared other than a few feminists who had pageants for objectifying women in this male-centric world…you know focusing on their beauty and not their bull dyke lesbianism that is spent hating men – that feminists want you to focus on..

Apparently, one of the contestants was a product of rape, and said the way to end rape is to learn self defence, which I think is a better answer than “wear panties with your short skirts”….
But I think the highlight was when the hose made a reference to taking a dump…see above video.

TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS
put together on the forum by Queen MadamMeow!
CLICK HERE

Here are some pics of their swimsuit:

TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS
put together on the forum by Queen MadamMeow!
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miss USA|Videos

2014

09

Jun

31 Year Old Who Only Fucks Old People and Other Videos of the Day

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Guy on a Bike of the Day

Sir Mix-A-Lot with the Seattle Symphoby

Psy featuring Snoop is the Next Song You Will Want to Kill Yourself Everytime You Hear

Elevator Ride of the Day

The Woman who walks into a Pillar

This woman doesn’t like when guys take pictures on the beach…I think it could be fake…as she Assaults him..

Idiot VS Wheelbarrow

Road Rage of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Turns out my least favorite thing about hookers I don’t realize are hookers, is their 6 foot 5, 350 pound pimps who let me know they are hookers minutes before my in bar bathroom blow job.

Turns out my favorite thing about being unemployed is Mondays…because they are really just Saturdays for us, without all the annoying 9-5ers causing line-ups everywhere you go..

Here are some morning links, while I regroup…

Small Girl – Big Booty
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Girls on Horses Get Starbucks
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Hugh Jackman’s Eyeliner!
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Kate Middleton VS Letizia Ortiz Panty Flash
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Eases Into Butch
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20 Great Moments in Dj Khaled
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Running of the Goats!
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Mick Jagger has new Pussy and L’Wren Scott’s Sister is Mad
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Joanna Krupa is in a Bikini
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Nic Cage in a Shirt with his Face on It
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Nicki Minaj Talks The Inspiration Behin “Pills and Potions” – What a Joker
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Taco Bell Employee of the Month
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