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2014

23

Jun

Carmen Electra’s Werq VIdeo is Depressing for Carmen Electra of the Day

This is a horrible way to start any day…

It was brought to my attention that Carmen Electra released a music video last week….a video very few people cared about…and that I guess would make a Carmen Electra fan sad…if she still had fans.

I remember a few years ago, she was hosting parties for 1500 dollars at local night clubs, and now she’s trying to become the stage act, because even she knows that EDM or whatever this is, is a joke and a scam that is brainwashing all the idiots…and making people stupid money that they probably get together and laugh about…

I see this more as a staying relevant, mocking herself in one last attempt to get noticed, because she decided to not bow down and have family, but to pursue whatever the fuck this is…

I mean, the good news is that you know she can’t be taking these or herself seriously, otherwise this would be really pathetic and sad…but then again…maybe it is really pathetic and sad…

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2014

23

Jun

Girls Pants Split While Riding a Camel and Other Videos of the DAy

Drunk Teens VS McDonald’s Workers with Foam Tubes

Bird of the Day

Truck Runs Over Jewish Girl – She Lives – But Crazy Video

Cop Assualts a Dude for Taking a Parking TIcket Out of His Hand Too Fast

Greek Restaurant Brawl

Posted in:Videos

2014

23

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Apparently the girl doing her post workout stretch in the park…I’m talking in full splits and spandex, practically wrapping her leg around her neck, and eating out her own asshole…doesn’t really want a cheerleader cat calling her from the sidelines, or more importantly, she doesn’t really want a coach to get up in there with her…just to ensure a full stretch…

Here are some morning links…

Pearl Jam does Let it Go
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Dumpy Ass of the Day
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Today in Passive Aggressive
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Selena Gomez for Terry Richardson
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10 High Profile Social Media Gaffes
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The Kardashian are Looking for Interns on Twitter, Let’s Hope One is a Crazed Killer
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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The Co-Founder of Reddit Who Killed Himself has a Documentary on his Life…
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5 Dog Facts…
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Insane Garage Sale Signs
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Hannah Davis in a See Through Top
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The Greatest White Players in NBA History
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How To Prank Coworker Using Cats…
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Babes in Sunglasses
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Brandi Glanville Thinks Her Son is an Asshole – He’s 7
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is EDC which is the biggest thing for 28 year old girls who are into EDM and dancing around in bikinis for an entire weekend on drugs like they were 20…because they aren’t ready to throw in the towel yet…and I am all for that, but instead of getting on a plane, dealing with crowds, I’m gonna to drink in my basement apartment alone…ignoring my wife and possibly imagining all the pussy that would ask “who the fuck is this old fuck trying to take pics of my sweaty wet desert dancing twat”…but that requires too much effort…

I don’t care about popular things. I do like half naked girls. I’m so torn. I’ll work through it.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Orlando Bloom Wants to Fuck Taylor Swift
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Mannequins Girls Will Have a Hard Time Living Up To
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Kate Upton is Fat and Awful in New Country Music Video
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The Evolution of a TRANNY TRAP!
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Lookin’ Down Shirts
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Gwen Stefani has Huge Tits.
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Vanessa Hudgens Spandex Shorts
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Slut of the Day
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Lea Michele Booty in Leggins…
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Ashley Greene Hot and Busty….
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Kesha’s Ass….
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Solid Elementary School Art
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Reese Witherspoon in Some Trailer…
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January Jonese Deleted this Racist Pic
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The Week in Celebrity Romance
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Jennifer Lopez Ass on TV
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Slut of the Day
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Kourtney Kardashian Stuffing Her Pregnant Face in the Hamptons
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Tatyana Ali – Cleavage
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Kendall and Kylie at their Book Launch…
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Laura Whitmore Upskirts
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Daniela Hantuchova Hot Body
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Saved By the Bell on Lifetime
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Look You Can See Jaime King’s Nipples
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The Hottest You’ve Seen Iza Goulart – Ever
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Tracey Morgan Moved to Rehab Center
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Miley’s Stalker is Deaf
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Lana Del Ray Shorts!
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Random Facts About the Porn Industry
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Pick Up girls in a Lambo without Talking
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The Lego Firewalk of Death
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Lady Gaga – Fat and Pantsless Clown
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The Onion’s New Web Series is Funny
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Rosie Huntington in Violet Grey
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Hottest Social Media Pics of the Week
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The Convict Everyone Went Nuts Over – Is Married
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Horrible Mom Body
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The Guy WHo Wants a Maple Cream Donut for His Furniture
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Rumer Willis Breast T-Shirt for Free the Nipple Event
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Sexy Artificial Trees..
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Conan Visits E3
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Jessica Szohr Bikini pics
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Genevieve Morton Looks Better than She’s Ever Looked
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Today in Matt McConaughey
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Fartznegger…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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This Looks Normal..
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Disgusting Lesbian Porn
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Find Cougars To Fuck!
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Nude Lucy Pinder
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Dioni Tabbers Topless!
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Sunny Leone in Panties
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This is Quite a lot of Insertion
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30 FUCKED UP images
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Old People Caught Fucking
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Who The Fuck Owns One Of These THings…
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Jun

Selena Gomez Fingers Her Nose as Bieber Naps of the Day

As you go into your weekend, hopefully to live your own life…and deal with your own adventures, failures, fun, problems and disappointment…Know one thing…Selena Gomez and Bieber were on a couch together and the media wants you to think that’s important…even though it’s just marketing for his shitty selfie app that only his fans care about…and that I assume Selena has shares in…cuz investing in tech is the billion dollar way…

Kill yourself..

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

20

Jun

The Dov Charney Penis Dance Video of the Day

I think Dov Charney is the kind of executive more billion dollar brands need. I mean who the fuck needs clothes when your staff is a bunch of slutty 18 year old hipsters who think you’re fucking god….

This naked Dance video may be part of why he got fired, but I think it’s 100 percent why the guy is genius…

I mean it takes balls to pull out your balls with girls you pay 30,000 dollars a year to…they could easily film you and exploit you for a lot of your money…or even get you fired from your own company…

Either way, It’s awesome!

Posted in:American Apparel

2014

20

Jun

Jessica Alba’s Hard Nipples of the Day

I have this theory that Jessica Alba is a fucking scam and a horrible mother….

That when she was an actor, she wasn’t good or worthy of her fame or hype…even if that famous bikini pic of her went viral….

Now that she’s a mother, she’s not as good at actual parenting as she is at exploiting the fact that her uterus took a shit a few times in efforts to trap her husband who had dumped her at the time…typical ghetto mexican trash strategy in keeping a man…by launching a brand of baby bullshit that’s making her millions…

Here are her nipples to prove it…not that they prove anything, but they are hard…and that’s as good a way to prove a point than any.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here she is announcing that she’s just landed in Turkey in what is likely the worst shot instagram video in the history of Instagram….

I prefer her HARD NIPPLES

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

20

Jun

Rose McGowan’s #TBT Honeymoon Bikini Pic of the Day

Rose McGowan gets a some criticism from random people who still care about Rose McGowan, about the amount of Plastic surgery she has…there is some story she was in a car accident and it fucked her up and she needed to take advantage of situation and fix her shit up…because it was a good excuse. There are some stories that she staged the car accident for that reason…and the reality is girls who are in their 20s are getting botox and filler injections…even though the only filler I want them to get is by me…if you know what I mean…and that in 10 years every girl is going to look like a fucking Nicki Minaj clown, so at least Rose McGowan got shit done right and still looks good, but maybe I am saying that because she posted this bikini pic, and her tits are some of the first celebrity tits I remember that I jerked off to back in the 90s….or maybe I am saying that because she once messaged me to tell me I am a horrible persona and that kind of rejection makes me love her more…as I can’t stand or respect any girl who actually likes me…it means there is something wrong with them…and based on this #TBT honeymoon pic she posted. There’s little wrong with Rose…in fact it makes want to sing that Seal song while I cry…but maybe that has nothing to do with ROse McGowan and everything to do with that being my favorite pastime….

Posted in:Rose McGowan

2014

20

Jun

Katja Nipples for Bambi Magazine of the Day

Her name is Katja, I’ve never heard of her, I mean a name like Katja isn’t obscure enough for me, half of the girls I make do tricks for me on webcam are named Katja, it’s all part of the Eastern European sex trade that dominates internet porn…not that this Katja was ever involved in that shit, she’s just named like she was, instead she’s in a fashion shoot that I find pretty hot, because I like models better than hookers or strippers or attention seeking instagram models…I have this distorted perspective that they are classier and better than the other tricks, because they are getting paid by mainstream companies, even though I know that they are all the same…so this Katja and her nipples or last night’s Katja pissing in a cup and drinking it for 8 dollars a minute…are doing the same thing…what they gotta do to get by…

So here’s this Katja for Bambi magazine…

Posted in:Bambi Magazine|Katja

2014

20

Jun

Cara Delevingne Legs of the Day

As much as I laugh at Cara Delevinge for being a overrated rich kid turned model because she knew the right people…you know up on some lesbianism for attention because attention is fun kick kind of hustle…all while looking kind of dumpy and shitty because she’s not hot at all…making me question how – even at the level of connected her family is – did she make it…and it turns out, because she takes a good fucking picture…

Here’s a campaign for one of the brands she’s paid too much to endorse…and she’s looking’ hot…which I hate admitting, but it’s just the way it is…

I understand that when hosed down and made up, her lesbian pussy doesn’t look like it would taste as feces and vaginitis filled thanks to laziness and wiping from back to front..as when she’s just kicking it…

I guess it’s smoke and mirrors…but it works…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne