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2014

05

Jun

Kaili Thorne Nipples of the Day

Kaili Thorne is posting pictures of her nipples on her instagram because it is the new feminist movement that siblings of more famous people are eating up…

It’s like “My parents gave my sister more love stage mom-ing her, since she was the one Disney cast, which was their whole purpose of having kids so I’m going to attach myself to some hipster nipples aren’t porn movement, so people notice me”….

The reality is that I am all for any girl realizing that nipples are fashionable, that it’s legal in a lot of places to be topless for breast feeding and even tanning, at least in Canada…there’s bi-laws for that shit, and that the internet and social media should reflect that…Nipples are fun to stare at….

IT’s some Rihanna hustle, I get because I am considered a porn site for posting nipples, when nothing I do is porn, I don’t even watch porn…and I want to look at nipples on instagram as much as the next guy…but I figure there are other ways to showcase nipples…like by putting them in my mouth…strategize accordingly….

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2014

05

Jun

Izabel Goulart Does a Model Walk of the DAy

There is more to Izabel Goulart than just instagram fitness videos of her in short shorts for you to masturbate to….she is also a top paid model who has been in the industry for over a decade…that is what helps her afford to spend the days in the gym and the organic food diet that helps her maintain her appearance…

I guess she doesn’t want to be typecast as just another fitness video instagram hooker, and really showcase her talent….the reason she is who she is and the reason you care who she is….she has more to offer the world than just squats in slow motion….or weird TRX pelvis trusts you to masturbate to….she is capable of so much more…she in multidimensional, she has so much to offer, she is a complex being and not just a vapid twat….and she’s proving it with this model walk….a walk that looks like any walk, just a bit more flamboyant…but a walk that makes her over 1 million dollars a year…and when you look like Izabel Goulart…I guess there is no need for a brain, or really any fucking talent at all….

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2014

05

Jun

The CMT Country Music Award Tits of the Day

The Country Music awards happened last night and I would say that no one fucking cared, because everyone says they like “everything but country”….but the reality is that the average American is all about the shit, I mean they sing along like it was gospel and they even trick the producers of a singing show to recruit one of their own to make the show more successful….I mean this shit touches a slice of American pie I don’t want to eat…but Brooklyn Decker clearly does, because she made an appearance, not because she’s into country or a country music singer…but because she wants country music fanatics to jerk off to her…it is smart marketing, they are loyal people.

Kellie Pikler’s Titties her Grand Pappy Made her Buy with her American Idol Money to make their incest the best….was there

Brittany Kerr’s Got Big Country Titties Even Though I DOn’t Know Who she is but assume she’s a gold digger based on her hand…

LeAnn Rimes Lives…and her Jesus loving fans are forgiving and will never turn their back on their own, even if she’s become a heathen home wrecking hooker in Hollywood…she’s still their Christian sensation she was marketed as to them…because they can’t really see beyond what they are told…their brains don’t have that function.

Posted in:Events

2014

05

Jun

Man cares More About His Scooter Than His Gf and Other Videos of the Day

Some Playground Car Chase Weirdness…

Crazy Bus Accident…

3 Month Old McDonald McDouble….

GoPro Helmet Cam Robbery at Gunpoint is Jokes

The Ambulance Wreck That Will Be Made into a Dubstep Remix – IF this was 4 Years Ago

The Racist Stripper Who Went Viral…insane…

Posted in:Videos

2014

05

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new favorite thing is telling a trashy 45 year old drunk woman who is clearly recently divorced because she’s out on the town all dressed up in her Jersey Shore inspired outfit…who told me I looked like a fatter version my dog, that we are soul mates and that I want to treat her better than her cheating ex…because when you see a bitter slut past her prime, the world has already eaten her up and spat her out, and even though I come across as an asshole, I like to shower bitches with love….I’m a romantic.

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Most Offensive Fucking Shorts You’ll Ever See on Bradley Bradley Cooper
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Lucy Collett TOpless Selfies…
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How to Dress Like Your Favorite TV Characters
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Selfie of the Day
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Adults Taste Baby Food
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Bieber N-Bombs to Music
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Slutty Fucking Redhead
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Alicia Keys Titties
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Lindsay Lohan’s Gym Selfie
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Fat Princess Leia Chair
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden In Love
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Babes in Bed
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Biker Catches Thief with Helmet Cam
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Peter Griffen Goes Rihanna
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Give it All You’ve Got Baby Goat!
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Floyd Mayweather Driving in his Lambo
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2014

05

Jun

Alexa Vega Hot Married Spy Kids Body in a Bikini of the Day

Alexa Vega was a Spy Kid. Now she’s a bikini clad instagram girl…and I don’t know much, but I know Robert Rodriguez is masturbating to these…and that may be all I need to know…even though she’s not 12 anymore…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2014

05

Jun

Hilary Duff in Bed Selfie of the Day

Hilary Duff is one of those people who has a really ridiculous fan base, despite being older, a divorcee, and thicker than she was at her prime…They go nuts over her and everything she does….Even now as she pushes into her 30s as a Scientologist….as a mom…it’s weird….

So seeing her in an in bed selfie, is just enough suggestiveness for her fans to masturbate to….

I mean the fact she is in bed on a FRIDAY is not a big deal to me, she’s a mom, that’s what mom’s do…but to her fans that means she’s in bed…and has had sex at least once…enough for them to masturabte to…

I’m more into her mom cameltoe, at least enough to make a gif of it, since I really have hit rock bottom and have nothing better to do than celebrate what a passing a baby through your vulva does to eating pants that are one size too small…

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2014

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL of the day is Mina Stefan

Book of the day is the Kendall Jenner biography I picked up:

Email of the Day is from some clown phoney photographer who takes nude pics of girls but thinks I’m the fucking creep for posting them…and promoting his lame ass on the most important fashion blog on the fucking internet…

thank you for running my photos. i am sure you intentions are well. i am writing to ask of you that you no longer run any of my photos in the future. your site addresses women in quite a ridiculous way. it is really quite offensive. maybe not to me as much as it is to the models who work hard for their trade. i am not writing this to be rude or attack you, only as as simple request that you refrain from running my photos in the future. i ask that you kindly respect my request. there is a world of pornography out there for just the kind of way you wish to defile women. please try pornhub or xvideos, etc.. thank you

What a fucking joker….considering I don’t watch porn and I only have sex with models…because I make them famous every fucking day…and celebrate their willingness to show their tits…except my wife, but she doesn’t count, she’s barely human.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Katie Price Jordan is Amazing
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Kendall Jenner is a Workaholic
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The World’s Best Selfie
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A Bunch of Hot Asses
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A History of Athlete Strip Club Fails…
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Anastasia Ashley is Amazing
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So Many Booty Pics
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V.Stiviano’s Face Bruise is Kinda Funny Since She is a Snitch
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Justene Jaro is the Slut of the Day
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Edita Vilkeviciute Sexy By The Beach
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Peter Dinklage with a Mullet
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Abigail Clancy in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner Big Cleavage
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Emma Roberts Bikini Top
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Kissing
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Brad Paisley Took a Selfie with the Westboro Baptist Church
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Beyonce Lookin’ Hot
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Rachel Stevens in FHM
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Nicki Minaj and her Underboob
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Spiderman on an Ostrich
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Best Breasts in Hollywood
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Candice Swanepoel Pokies
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Danielle Armstrong Side Tit
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Amy Willerton Hot Legs.
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Hottest Irina Shayk Pics
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Claudia Romani in a Bikini….
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Miley Cyrus Done Gone Got Robbed
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Best Jennifer Lawrence Pictures
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ALexa Chung Braless
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New on the Job
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Michelle Keegan Legs..
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Boiling Cocacola is Disgusting
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Laura Dern on the Red Carpet
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Ivana Kukric is a Model in a Bikini
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Weirdest Pic of a Fish Monger
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83 Year Old Slang We Should Bring Back
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Former Homeless Guy Helps Homeless Guy
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Alicia Keys Cleavage
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Jonah Hill is Full of Shit…
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Irina Shayk Titties
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Slutty Greek Celeb of the Day
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Jasmin Walia in aBikini
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Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Water Has Feelings
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Keira Knightley in a SHoot
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Blake Lively in Latex
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Insane Tattoo of the Day
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Bachelor in Paradise Cast…
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Booty Shorts of the Day
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Funny Teeth Webcam Show!
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Some Reality Star with Huge Tits
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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A Couple Friends NAked
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Girl Trying on Lingerie
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Drunk Girls Licking Each Other’s Ass on the Train
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Lesbian Couples Eating Each Other Out
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Jun

Kendall Jenner Grabbin Her Tits in a Magazine of the Day

Kendall Jenner is a delicate flower…who knows exactly what she’s doing thanks to her family of hookers…only to her advantage she’s a taller, skinnier, better looking version of those girls, and I like to look at it from the perspective that she used those half breeds and her mom to work for her….and pave the way for her…by doing all the bottom feeding shit, allowing this one to just walk in, doors already open…with opportunities that present themselves that she can pick and choose from..

Meaning, if she doesn’t want to get topless or need to get topless to pay her rent, but still gets topless, it is her inner slut behavior…

So anytime you see her out whoring, like this photoshoot, it is all stuff she wants to be doing…which I like, because it takes any questions out of the equation…not that you had any questions about Kendall, she’s more the kind of gold that crawled out of the polluted uterus you don’t really pay attention to, but rather just stare at.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

04

Jun

Rachel Bilson Cleavage of the Day

Here is Rachel Bilson climbing out of some caves in Barbados with her tits out….because she wants people to stare at her tits…otherwise she’d be wearing a fucking sweater… Pregnant girls are all the same…starved for male attention, especially when held captive by her boyfriend of ten years who stifled her career for pretty much the last ten years…

They are walking out of caves, and this is probably one of the more ridiculous pictures of any celebrity, whether a pregnant or not, that the paparazzi have ever capture…

Now I find pregnant girls disgusting, but there is that window of opportunity where they are awesome, not fat year…just looking like they overate…and unable to get pregnant because they are already pregnant…and titties all swollen…

I guess, she’s not in the OC anymore….that shit got cancelled, like her birth control prescription. What a fail..on her part, but this picture is a win for all of us…even if you’re not a tit guy…it’s funny.

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