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2014

04

Jun

Kendall Jenner Wrote a Book of the Day

The biggest joke in these pics is that the Jenner sister, Junior Kim even though she’s not tainted by Armenian or OJ Simpson Genes like the other kids the hooker mother produced and monetized, is that she’s promoting a book that she claims to have wrote…

I mean we’re talking an actual fucking book deal that she’s figure heading, whether wearing a Blazer with no bra like this was a 90s fashion shoot or not…

I don’t hate her her for being a slut from the Valley who learned how to fuck watching her sister fuck…and had been fucking since she was 12….and I don’t hate the industry for using them to sell books when the state of publishing books is in a weird dying industry since people don’t read anymore….I think the whole thing is great…ridiculous…and the fall of society…but great none the less.

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

04

Jun

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness is pornographic…and she knows it, she’s putting it up on Instagram, pretending it is for girls to better themselves, to learn from her, to live a healthy life, but there isn’t a fitness program in watching her do one move. There isn’t weight loss in this, there is just skimpy shorts and ass, and you know masturbating to it is far less illegal than masturbating to it if you were at an actual fitness club.

I approve of this World Cup Soccer Brazilian message she’s sending me via short shorts and ass.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

04

Jun

Butt Plug Laser Beam of the Day

I don’t think there is much more inspiring than this video of a Ibiza Gogo dancer with a butt plug laser beam in her ass, spinning during some kind of rave….

I’ve gone to parties. I’ve been on porn sites. I’ve never quite experienced anything this glorious.

Thanks to our friends at BARSTOOL SPORTS for this one…

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

04

Jun

Jason Lee Parry’s Surfing Magazine Bikini Pics of the Day

I am Facebook friends with photographer JASON LEE PARRY …who has some pretty amazing pictures for all kinds of campaigns over the last bunch of years…from getting sued by HAILEY CLAUSON ….to BARBARA PALVIN’S HEROIN DANCE to some try hard model bitch named CORA KEEGAN’S BEST WORK …he brings quality…

Well he uploaded 100 pics and they are amazing…and from a massive 2 week shoot he did in the Caribbean with some models and shit is hot hot hot so CHECK HIM OUT

Posted in:Jason Lee Parry

2014

04

Jun

Femen Topless and Sucking Dildo in Protest and Other Videos of the Day

Idiot Carnival Worker Gets Slammed By the Ride – and Lives

Inmate Attacks Corrections Officer

The China Man in a Septic Tank..

Attack of the Toilet in the Most Luxurious Bathroom Ever

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Jun

Rachel Stevens for FHM of the Day

Remember mastubrating to this Rachel Stevens from S Club 7 in her bikini back in pre internet days, back when she was bushing 30…I do…

Well here she is 2 decades later pushing 50…But not too old for FHM to put her out there….because she’s probably dating the editor.

That’s how these things work.

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Rachel Stevens

2014

04

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It turns out that when you walk around pretending you’re filming a reality show for MTV, girls who are otherwise rude to you, all of a sudden let down their hair and start smiling…

It’s the reality show generation.

That said: Who wore it better?

I’m saying Whitney.

I am into the New Kourtney Kardashian Butt Implant Butt
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Jonah Hill Keeps Apologizing for Being a Horrible Rich Brat – Because He Likes Practicing his Acting…If he really cared he wouldn’t have said that in public…even I don’t call people faggots
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Hot Bodies in Sports Bras
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The Lazy Great Dane!
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Lisa RInna Cameltoe
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Bowling Trick Shots
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Rachel Stevens is the Hottest Woman Ever
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Hot To Destroy a Ford Raptor
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Guys with Zooey Deschanel Eyes is a Weird Meme
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Luigi’s Death Stare
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Amazing Engagement Photos
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Scary Thrift Shop Sign
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes life gives you lemons, other times it gives you Turks…who tell you stories about vampires that make no sense….

I prefer if life gave me new stepGIRLS…because even the guys who date supermodels get bored of their pussies…

Not that the stepGIRLS date me…but they should…or at least sit on my face….

Solange Looks Like a Fucking Dude with Fake Tits
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Some Hot Chicks
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Leanna Decker in Lingerie
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Adrian Grenier Can’t Get Pussy
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Soldier’s Welcome gin is Good
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Slut of the Day
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Tanya Mityushina’s a Hooker
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Blake Lively is a Hooker
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Everything You Need to Know About Orange is the New Black
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Britney Spears Gained 30 Lbs Since Moving to Vegas
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Christ Kattan is Fuckign Weird
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Women See Their Vagina for the First Time
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Hot Model in Lingerie
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The BEst Breasts in Hollywood
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Lindsay Lohan Lives
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Bro Texting his Ex
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30 Hottest WAGS of the World Cup
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Spandex
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Top 10 Procrastination!
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Jennifer Stucky Girl Next
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Reality Star Ass
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Nicki Minaj is a Hooker
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Mariah Carey Is Normal at the Park
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Candice Pokies
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Ingrid Pitt Naked in an Old Movie
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Coco’s Huge Tits
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Nina Agdal Models Bikinis
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Page 3 Girls
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Best Crime Ever
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Lucy Liu at Some Stupid Red Carpet Event
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is a Hooker
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Beyonce and Nipples on Vacation
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Lazy Puppy
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Modern Day Sparta
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Miranda Kerr is So Slutty
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Fergie is a Slutty Mom in Shorts
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Towing Company of the Day
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More Rihanan Nips
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Girls Tug At Their Clothes
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Cat Sex
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Hot Bitch Named Amy Willerton
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Kanye’s Wedding Gift to Kim is Straight Up Flea Market Porn – Love it…
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Hot Naked Models in Nature…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Stacey Poole Topless in Stockings
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Today in Lesbian Sex
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This Girls’ Got Some Foot Tricks
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Girl Bangs a Hair dryer
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COUGAR PUSSY
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Cucumber Sex is Odd
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This is So Fuckign Weird
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Girls Party With Their Tits Out
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Jun

Sara Malakul Lane for Galore Magazine of the Day

Her name is SARA MALAKUL LANE . You know her because instead of becoming a child prostitute for twisted westerners in her home country of Thailand, she took the harder road…of becoming a local celebrity there, starring on some hit show called “cooking is fun”…Fame that she left behind to go to America and live the American dream, since she was American…booking a bunch of movies and being featured on this site a bunch of times…

Now, I am not sure whether getting into a bathtub I helped fill with Ramen noodles for THE HEAD HUNTR and GALORE MAGAZINE was really part of that dream, but it sure as fuck was part of my dream….I even bottled that bathtub soup and still have some in the fridge if you want some. I also have the Hello Kitty kid’s bathing suit, I like souvenirs…I’m normal like that

More importantly, I am familiar with Ramen, and on a budget, because being broke and an alcoholic comes with very complex decision making in terms of where to spend the very little money. Booze and hookers always seems to win…but hat confuses me about that though is how I am still obese …fascinating…Not that this is about me, it is about Sara Malakul Lane and how I wish she took the thai hooker route…instead of this Hollywood acting, Ramen Noodle fashion erotica route…even though it’s pretty fucking amazing…

Source GALORE MAGAZINE and THE HEAD HUNTR

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

03

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Jogging cuz She’s a Fitness Icon of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may be an unstable crackhead, addicted to countless pills as well as illegal drugs and alcohol…you know a walking disaster who I’ve been with at least once after she locked herself in her hotel room with her friend to “do party tricks”…before coming out and doing a dance show…

She’s a broken girl and I just don’t think she has it in her spoiled brat soul…to ever grow the fuck up, realize what she has, and focus on doing good things, producing good product, or whatever other opportunity that comes to an under 30 who looked 60 with her level of fame…

But throughout all the hard times, the emaciated half dead to the chubbier faced filled better years…she’s always been one thing to me…a fitness guru…

So seeing her post her fitness on her instagram, is just as insane as she is….and for some reason it is a fitness program I would sign up to…because I am sure it’s like a fucking horrible circus.

I am into whatever the fuck this is.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan