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2023

26

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

I am a fan of the titty drop, it’s just simple entertainment in this complicated time, I guess you’d have to be a fan of tits to appreciate the titty drop on the level that I do, but everyone’s I’ve met, even straight girls, assuming straight girls actually exist, which I don’t, they are always one rich guy away from eating cunt at a party, but yeah, people like tits, and titty drops are about the tits being bounced out of a shirt at whatever capacity the tit at hand can bounce out of the motherfucking shirt….it’s inclusive, it’s democratic, it’s capitalist….anyone can do it, anyone can profit from it, and perverts like me can vote on which tit is the leader of our jerking off to tits being dropped….assuming, which I don’t, that your balls have dropped and that you aren’t too desensitized to jerk off to tits like the olden days!

Titty drops are the competitive women mind in action, competing to be top tip and witnessing that unfold is possibly why we’re here living in these times. It’s our destiny.

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2023

26

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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They say that you’ll never find a tanline on a nude beach, but they’ve never been to the nude beaches I’ve been to, where the average age is 78 and the tits sag so hard that when you life them up, nothing but tanline, just not the tanline I’m looking for, which is a tanline that highlights the good parts but telling my brain “CLOTHING IS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE”….even though you know clothing is supposed to be there, the stencil outlined panties or skimpy bikini branded onto their skin, whether natural or chemical based, is perfectly slutty for me!

The point of the story is that tanlines aren’t just for trashy bimbos in the 80s, they are for all bimbos and non bimbos who put up nudes on the internet of the now.

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2023

26

Jan

Hayden Panettiere Does Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

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Blast from the past…Ol’ Neckless not Necklace LIVES!

As much as I liked to make fun of Hayden Panettiere during her peak of celebrity, she was never really all that bad, but maybe I’m just warming up to her because of all the shit she’s been through from rehab stints to broken marriages and spousal abuse and all that dark shit….or maybe I’m just warming up to her because she’s stripping down half naked….yeah, that’s probably it….get a girl in a swimsuit and I become a lot more compassionate to the trauma they’ve probably been through being raised in the industry and passed around the industry….before ending up wherever we are…

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2023

25

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Remember, you can only be MeToo-ed for so long, then they’ll forget, forgive, want you back, decide “he’s been punished enough, he’s funny, or he makes us money, who cares about the haters, bring him back”….because ultimately, the majority of people aren’t outraged, protesting or boycotting shit, none of us pay the fuck attention to twitter outrage and the fact that society bent to twitter outrage the last 5-10 years was misguided….always stick to your guns.

So get out there and #Metoo some bitches, the world will only hate you for a minute….if you’re a money earner for other people…just ask all the cancelled people being de-cancelled….allowed to LIVE again as scumbags the way nature intnded….

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Molly Abbott in a Sheer SHirt
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Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini Shoot. She’s Back
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Valentina Munafo Nude in a Series
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Paulina Gretzky has Good Jeans
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Camila Cabello’s New Music
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Noah Cyrus has her Nips Out
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Cops Called to Britney Spears’ House After She Deleted her IG
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Great Dane VS Deer
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Illegal Fireworks Light Up the Skies
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Kristin Cavallari Bikinis Hot
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Hilary Duff Talks Season 2 of How I Met Your Father
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Rainey Qualley’s SIde Boob!
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Anna Sorokin – the Fake Heiress is Getting a Reality Show
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BTS of Life of Pi – 20 Years Later
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Bieber Sells his Music Catalog for 200 Million Dollars
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Suspension on an RC Car going 184 MPH
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2023

25

Jan

Bella Thorne Bra of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s rocking a bra and taking a selfie, with her sunglasses on because she’s glamourous, like a Movie star who was once a Disney star, that moonlights as a porn star, because she sells racy pics of herself to her fans because why the fuck not, get paid, be jerked off to….

She even runs a content agency that helps other girls sell their nudes, like the big sister the world needs to keep momentum up on the whole putting your nudes or near nudes on the internet because you’re a sexual being and that’s nothing to be ashamed of, even when it is, because of that micro baby dick you’ve got….BUT if you’re a chick, it shouldn’t get you fired or rob you of opportunities, it should get you paid and create opportunities…

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2023

25

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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As a lazy fat slob, I am drawn to fit bitches, because sexually, two fat people fucking is a fucking disaster, it’s not nice to look like, it’s not functional or practical, it’s hard on everything and everyone involved, not just the bed, and someone in the duo can end up dead if they over exert themselves.

Not to mention, sex is a physical activity so one of you better be fucking read to do the bouncing around, and for the sake of survival that person isn’t me.

I figure there should be weight limits to sex….so there should be some fucking laws around this shit, you know if you want to make laws controlling everything, let’s make beds equipped with scales and police that shit.

Two fatties combined ends in prison term, they can’t be allowed to fuck legally for the sake of humanity…..so only skinny or fit bitches, or a skinny or fit dudes can fuck the fatties..and make that a mandatory charitable contribution….just doing their part for the community…since they probably won’t do it voluntarily.

Here are some fit bitches who look strong enough to take on the fat fuck task.

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2023

25

Jan

Brie Larson is a Freak of the Day

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Brie Larson looks like the kind of middle aged bitch who is way older than she says she is, who invites her yes-men over to play stunted retarded dress-up games with her because she’s a fucking loser into dumb dress-up games and they are just so excited to be invited over that they think “it’s so fun” and humor her.

You know, someone with no friends, but who has all the perks of being rich and famous, tons of money, free shit, bit houses who likes having people around because they live a lonely existence….

So she’s found her tribe of famewhores who are just excited to be in the presence of a celebrity, maybe they’ll even get featured on her instagram with a hashtag…how fabulous….delicious….decadent…eciting…

You know anyone hanging with this girl is on the groupie train….especially when they’re used as props in her weird activities doing what they can to get as close as they can to the hollywood Brie Larson knows it and she knows it too.

That’s why she makes them play dress up with her because she’s just as sociopathic as them and feels she deserves to be the famous ringleader of losers she is, she’s won an Oscar you know…it counts for something you know…

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2023

25

Jan

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies are the most accessible and inclusive way a woman can wear her pants, shorts, panties….

The pussy wedgie is the opposite of ablism because the pussy wedgie acts as brail for a blind man to read the pussy like it is a book.

It allows a blind man to feel out every nook and cranny the pussy lips offers without a girl having to actually take her pants off or actively participate.

If there’s one thing I know about blind men, or people pretending to be a blind man so that they can “accidentally” walk into a woman in tight pants and feel her cunt since seeing it in all its glory isn’t enough, it’s that they can never have enough vagina grabbed.

Point of the story, pussy wedgies make faking being blind a lot of fucking fun.

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2023

25

Jan

Stella Hudgens Brings the On/Off of the Day

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I’ve written about on/offs more than any mother fucker around…and that’s a fucking fact.

Unfortunately for me, you don’t win any pulitzer prizes or get book deals or even have people ready what you have to say about On/offs since they can just look at the damn pictures, the pictures are what they are there for, they don’t need a commentary about the social relevance, popularity, or overall importance of an on off fetish..

But let me tell you something, the On/Off is a cultural phenom that fucking matters bro….it takes the guesswork and lies out of clothing and shows us what goes on when the clothes come off and that’s more important than you’ll ever know…and if you’ve hooked up with padded bra, padded ass, strapped in girdle wearers from the old folks home, pussy all tucked into the egg-hole to hide the meaty labia….you get what I mean.

A professional, celeb sister who is media trained doing an on/off….brilliant.

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2023

25

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I was talking to a grocery store bagger, you know the homie who puts your shit in the bag, which as far as I know is a dying artform as the grocery stores have pulled the ultimate scam in making you do the checking out for them….while not paying you or even giving you a discount as they save on labor costs….bastards.

I remember when I was a stock boy in a pharmacy, which was a humiliating experience, but it was back when they used the old cash registers and nothing was computerized or scanned, I am old…but yeah, they wouldn’t let me touch the cash, I was forced to arrange the products on the shelf with a retard they brought in from a work program and that was it….yet here I am, all these years later being offered the job for free. CRAZY.

But yeah, I was talking to the grocery store bagger, who laughed at some masked customer with me, I said something like “they’ve probably got covid” and he said “they are just insane, but they’ll all die from their shots, the truth is coming out”….which I thought was intense smalltalk for the grocery store bagger…but I guess knowing the AI is going to replace him, he’s got nothing to lose….LAST BAGGER IN TOWN…

As he put my wife’s diaper rash cream in the bag, he made a comment about CBD or WEED or some shit and said “they legalized weed thinking it’d make us complacent and fat, but I smoke weed all day everyday and all I see is the truth”….

Which got me thinking, did they legalize weed thinking they’d turn everyone into couch zombies ordering food, not realizing that it was going to wake everyone up and turn them into based SCHIZO bros…..and the point is, who fucking cares…we’re doomed…so we might as well just get high regardless…..

Here are some girls getting high…

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