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2014

02

Jun

Samantha Totem Titties for Fashion of the Day

The hipster models name is SAMANTHA TOTEM ….you’ve probably never heard of her, because I haven’t heard of her, and I’ve heard of everyone….and she’s fucking amazing…I mean a young, skinny, ethnic looking face with big tits and a nice ass, that makes even the most racist mexican or asian or whatever the fuck she is, racist willing to overlook his bigotry and fuck….

She is being shot by a photographer named Zach McCaffree, who you haven’t heard of because you’re more into the tits in pictures than the dude who lures the girl into the apartment, convinces to get half naked, and takes the pics and releases them out to the internet….

I don’t think these pics are for anything but the dudes portfolio, which makes it even more impressive that he got her naked. Good job Zach.

Posted in:Samantha Totem

2014

02

Jun

Caroline Wozniacki and Serena Williams Bikini of the Day

Caroline Wozniacki and Serena Williams are pro tennis players who decided to hit the beach in Miami to show you the extreme differences in Tennis bodies…one of the tennis bodies may be a man doing some lady bug shit to win against the girls…I mean the white girl doesn’t stand a fucking chance…

In the event you’ve never been to this site, you will know that I don’t like sports, I find them a waste of fucking time up some mindless bullshit for idiots to get excited about…but maybe I am just gay…

But I do love women’s tennis…not that these pics really do it justice, but girls screaming, moaning, almost orgasmic while sweating and grunting…as their skirts flash their panties…is as close to hardcore porn as a sport can get…and for that…I commend these champions…even if they both aren’t the one’s I masturbate too when it is on TV….

Posted in:Caroline Wozniacki

2014

02

Jun

Game of Thrones Nudity of the Day

I don’t’ watch Game of Thrones, but apparently everyone else in the fucking world does…because you are all drone losers with shitty lives who need to turn to a television show for distraction, purpose, and something to talk about…I mean if you didn’t watch Game of Thrones what would your FB status update be every fucking Monday…and if you missed Game of Thrones you could always just complain at all the people on FB who spoiled it for you…

The point is that I encourage mass mentality, because I think when programmed by the right person, good things will happen…like mass destruction..

I also encourage any TV show with Nudity that is making other TV shows do nudity, because for someone who has always been too “racy” for the mainstream, this porno generation is catching up with me and I like it..

Her name is Nathalie Emmanuel…and her tits are tits on TV, that prior to this may have been tits in the porno…and right now are tits on my site…fascinating…

TO SEE MORE CABLE NUDITY CLICK HERE

Posted in:HBOobs|Nathalie Emmanuel

2014

02

Jun

Jamaican Dance and Other Videos of the Day

Fort Lauderdale Cop Tackles Cyclist at a Critical Mass Ride..

The Helmet Wearing Motorcycle Riding Animal

Neighbor Catches a Burglary at her Neighbor’s House

Staff Security at a High School Beats Wheel Chair Bound Kid on Video

The Optical Illusion Gay Video of the Day

Posted in:Video

2014

02

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here’s a little optical booty dance illusion someone posted on Facebook, because the best way to start a week is to focus on two asses being shook…and not your failed attempt to get laid by the fat girl you found on a dating site who you promised a romantic Disney marriage to because you were drunk and cheesy hard bodied bikini girls were too busy making out with meatheads while gyrating at the daytime club…Sometimes life is about compromise…

Here are some morning links…

So Many Big Tits…
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Scary Meat!
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Amanda Lepore Has Great Big Fucking Tits
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Exclusive Preview of Action Comics 32
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Caroline Wozniaki and Serena Williams in Bikinis
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More Caroline Wozniaki Bikini Pics
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Jennifer Lopez Lookin’ Hot as Fuck and I don’t Like Saying That…
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Sleeping Dogs Compilation…
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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22,000 Dominoes
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Dog Wants to Attack a Bear…
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Seth Macfarlane and Tom Cruise Show Off Impersonation Skills
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Some Blake Lively Bond Girl
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RIP Alice from Brady Bunch
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Ebay Taxidermy is Insane
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

31

May

stepLINKS of the Day

TINDER Fucks up the dynamic of society as a whole…it is a place where fat girls you would normally need to be drunk and find scraggling around the bar to fuck…use it to get fucked…and they get fucked…by normal dudes who just have nothing better to do..

So these fat girls who are supposed to be alone and mistreat, are giving attitude like they are supermodels…up on some Lindsay Lohan in the good years shit…and that doesn’t make any fucking sense…

Here are some stepLINKS..and remember – the internet will get you sex….

Harpers Photoshopped Kate Upton’s Armpit
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Ebay Taxidermy is Amazing
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Anastasia Ashley’s Got Great Hair
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Charlize Compares Gossip To Rape
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Best Photos of the Week
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J.Lo Looks Hot in New Video
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Farrah Abraham is a Fucking Monster
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Hilary Duff Looks Strong
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The History of the Selfie
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Joe Biden’s First Month on Instagram
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The New Bond Girls Are Old Tired Trash
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Andrea Calle is a No Name in a Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Party
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Mirror Selfies
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Cool Audio Illusions
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Skyaking is the Dumb Sport of the Day
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Prince Albert Knocked Up Some Trick
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AnnaLynne McCord Looks Hot…I Hate Myself For Saying That
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Femen Protestors Topless
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Mariah Carey Big Cleavage
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Miley Cyrus Front Wedgie…
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Lana Del Rey in Concert
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Hilary Duff Looking Hot Thread
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Avril Lavigne Pantyhose
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Wow – This is Next Level Good Police Work
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Diver Cuddles With a Shark
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Katy Perry for Cosmo
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90 Year Old Convenience Store Owner Doesn’t Fuck Around
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More Alessandra Ambrosio Fitness
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The Sexiest Pics from Chapman University
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Katarina Vasilissa TOpless Beach
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RIP Bret Michaels
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Lana Del Ray in Concert
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Abbey Clancy Hot in a Bikini
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Jessica Sutton Covered and TOpless
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Unsolved Internet Mysteries
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Arsenio Hall Show Cancelled
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The Man Who Owned the Photobooth
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The McDonald’s Happy Meal Box is Terrifying
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Today in Masturbation
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Busty Redhead
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Cable TV Nudity
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COUGAR PUSSY
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Big Black ASs Takes a Shower
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Slutty Nurse
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Hot Boobs at the Beach
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Topless Models in the Morning
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

May

Janice Dickinson’s Aging Gracefully of the Day

Janice Dickinson Got a Beautiful Natural Face. I wonder if she’s had work done…

Janice Dickinson labelled herself the first supermodel…and people bought into it enough for me to know that she was the first “Supermodel”…well apparently, she’s not just the first supermodel ever, she’s also the first supermodel to turn into a monster thanks to modern science and her all or nothing, go big or go home, “I can’t just be a model, I must be a supermodel”…or “I don’t want just a bump of coke, give me a whole fucking 8 Ball”…you know let’s get fucking extreme on everything, even if it makes her look like a zombie tit, horror movie make-up faced freak…only without the make-up…and if that level of vanity and broken soul doesn’t turn you on…you’re an idiot…but we already knew that.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson

2014

30

May

Hana Jirickova Hot in a Bathing Suit of the Day

THis Hana Jirikova has the name of a failed mail order bride turned fashion model who has SHOWN HER TITS , but is not like other girls with similar name who are sex workers in resort towns around the world….because her height was something that the mafia that runs this shit could monetize more than making her into a cam girl, pornstar or other hooker these soulless easter European girls do…

But then again, she could be from the midwest…and her dad could be an engineer or middle manager, but where is the fun in that storyline…I prefer Czech brothels for rich people…and I guess she’s making moves because she had this massive spread, half naked, and amazing, in what is actually one of my favorite bikini shoots I’ve seen in a long time for some Elle France type magazine…

Posted in:Hana Jirickova

2014

30

May

Kate Upton The Men Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton put her big tits to good use, as she does some magazine called The Man Magazine, which I guess creates sexist content for men, that make treat us like tit loving, 6-pack ab wanting, trying to get laid, idiots…as men magazines do…I’ve never heard of the magazine, because I am more about looking at girl’s assholes, working on getting as fat as I can without dying, and prefer my face smothered by hookers than sex with sluts I meet in a club…I guess I’m not a generic man, designed to live the life the media wants me to….

Either way, they photo shopped her so hard that she looked like a Sears catalog, despite being a buffet owner’s worst nightmare, the kind of girl who throws off their pricing model by eating all the fucking food….

But I guess when she’s photoshopped her tits look less sloppy and that’s a good thing…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

30

May

Kelly Brook’s Instagram Hooking of the Day

I think Kelly Brook knows what matters when it comes to what she has to offer the world…at least that’s why her instagram is telling me…

It’s a she may be doughy, but “tits get hits” on the most basic level, and hits make money if you can sell lingerie to the dudes who jerk off to you, to get them to dress their wives in the shit, while you push 40 and only have another year or two at this…even though your plan is to just marry a billionaire…like all the Glamour girls before you…since you’ve proved your fucking self…or proved that tits is all you need when you have a little drive…because dudes are just that dumb and buy into it…

Here’s a sneak peak of her calendar…

Posted in:Kelly Brook