Man VS Flood
Russian MOB Vs Pizza Place
Camera Man VS Tire
Posted in:Videos
2014
15
May
2014
15
May
While I was falling in love with a Miami Booty perched up on a railing, that I couldn’t manage to get a successful creeper picture of…but that I still feel was a moment of true love…
Our resident “journalist” FOETUS la Plantain was asking our friend ASA AKIRA …questions on REDDIT….
I have so many girlfriends I don’t have sex with…
Here are some morning links…
I Love Nicole Kidman’s Face
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Babes in Bed….
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The Guy in an I Love Porn Shirt Eating a Chicken Wing Pic
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The Top Most Anticpated Films at the Rooftop Series You Should Watch Even if Not in New York
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Topless Glamour Model of the Day
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Lady Gaga’s BF Grabs Her ASs
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Claudia Romani Takes an Important Call
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Jada Pinkett Smith Has Lesbian Breasts and A Bunch of Other Paparazzi SHit
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Killer Clown Scare Prank
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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The Longest Pause in Twitter History
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TIna Fey on Why There Aren’t More Late Night Girl Hosts
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads…
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CBS has finally cancelled Ashton Kutcher
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
15
May
I went to a bikini contest, it wasn’t life changing, but it could have been if I hired one of the Eastern Europeans who you know came to America for non-hooker reasons, that’s why she is in bikini contests….obviously…
Here are some stepLINKS….
Crazy Fucking Booty
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Nicole Kidman’s Face is Amazing
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http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/05/10-pretty-liars-episodes-to-watch-if-youve-
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Longest Pause in Twitter History…
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Rita Ora Pussy Definition
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Lady Gaga Topless in Pasties
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Pregnant Doutzen…pregnant with Candice Swanepoel
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Pregnant Doutzen…
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That Elevator Fight
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Slut of the Day
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Super Mario Game of The Thrones
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Blake Lively and Pamela Anderson
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A Bunch of Page 3 Girls
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The Cat Who Saved the Kid
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Tawny Jordan Tits for Supermodel Magazine
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Sexy Latina Alejandra Espinoza
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Lais Ribeiro in a Swimsuit
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All the Ashley Benson Pics
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Alternate Godzilla Designs
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Alexa Chung is Banging Chris Martin…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Walking
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More Pics of Beyonce and Sister…
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These are Racist Plates….
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Hottest Celebrity Lesbians
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Kimberly Garner is So Good
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Zen Masters we Could All Learn From
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I do not care about Lea Michele’s Nipple
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Hottest Athlete Daughters…
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Kourtney Compton’s Bikini Action
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Two Billionaires Fight Over Miranda Kerr
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Hailey Clauson for Love & Lemons..
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Adriana Paz Nude in a Trailer for The Empty Hours
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Avril Lavigne Pokies
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The Female Pop Band that Attempts To Sing While Having and Orgasm
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10 Pretty Liars Episodes to Watch if You’re a Newbie…
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Ferne McCann in a See Through
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Find COUGARS to FUCK!!
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Sideboob
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The Weirdest Old Lady Pulling
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Huge Tits
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Fatty Masturbater….
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Masturbation in Public Places
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Webcamsterbation
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Sophie Howard Topless
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Lesbian Sex in the
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
14
May
Cailin Russo is the daughter of Scott Russo who is in a band called Unwritten Law. It is safe to say that her mom was probably a young punk rock groupie, because punk rock dudes only bang 15 year old girls, since they are the only ones who care about them, not that Unwritten Law was really punk rock, but they were more punk rock than Bieber….Bieber…being the guy she was cast to make out with in a music video – that pretty much made her go viral..
I am on the fence as to whether she’s just a privileged instagram model, or if she’s legitimately a babe…with something to offer…but…when looking at her ass, I don’t seem to care either way…
I just think she’s not quite hot enough to be a real model, yet she’s getting paid as a real model, so what the fuck do I know..
These pics are from instagram photographer SIR NEAVE
Posted in:Cailin Russo
2014
14
May
The fact she calls herself JOJO still is ridiculous…
But I guess being a jailbait gutter popstar with zero sex appeal is what made her and her mom enough money so that they could retire and support her black boyfriend for half a decade or more, before realizing that shit, no one gives a fuck about me, in part due to being 18 and not cute, but also because my audience was white grown men, and they hate when girls bang black dudes…so it’s time to get out there and post pics to instagram…because instagram is where
Posted in:JoJo
2014
14
May
It’s safe to say that Courtney Stodden is pretty fucking amazing. She’s obviously got all this self promotion, tabloid shit figured out, and even a picture of her and her mother, is seemingly inspiring, of some vapid, plastic surgery babes just trying to have a good time…for media attention because it’s better than working the strip club…
I like to think these girls bring hope to a generation of hooker moms just trying to hooker out their kids…without making them actual hookers….sucking the right dick, is better than sucking a dick in a back alley for 10 dollars…because really it’s like anything in life, if you can find the right audience or client, you go from GUTTER, to Hollywood hills….
So Here is her mom…ridiculous
HEre she is kissing another girl…ridiculous…
Amazing…and as I look at this, I am reminded of missing out on the party her team invited me to, a regret I have to live with for the rest of my life…
At least I know there will be a sex Tape…
Posted in:Courtney Stodden
2014
14
May
Sarah Todd is some low level Australian model who doesn’t matter, who managed to get on some MasterChef Cooking Show…and who was smart enough to use the lessons she learned in her fame whoring, to get some press around the fact that she was some attention seeking titty model, before the casting on the one show that would take her happened…so book the show, send the press release, and here it fucking is….international news, because in case you didn’t know – this site is an international news site…if international news involved nothing but tit pics.
You know there’s a lot more of these out there…so start digging.
Posted in:Sarah Todd
2014
14
May
If you close your eyes while watching this video that Bella Thorne posted of her dancing in a tight dress…she’s still 16…
Sure, she knows her audience is a bunch of creepers and more importantly, that instagram will never delete her for making tight dress jailbait fetish videos, because there is not implied nudity…
Because all these social media sites have such a grey area of what is appropriate or not, what is deemed acceptable or not, it’s like too much ass cheek is bad, but girls humping balloons is not…
You know, people masturbate to anything and everything…from 16 year old dancing to girls eating bananas…Everything is porn to the right audience…
All this to say, at 16, she knows what she’s doing, and that’s luring you in because in America, you can’t bang 16 year olds, so forget how annoying they are, when you stare at their young bodies…
Posted in:Bella Thorne
2014
14
May
Wanna know one thing I like better than seeing a pregnant model… seeing a not pregnant model.
That’s all I have to say about that, no wait, I have a rant brewing up inside me, and that rant is that if bitch wants to get pregnant, she might as well retire. She made a decision to commit her life to being half naked for money, and now she’s gone on to get knocked up, but twice by a brother who you know cheats on her, I mean he’s a touring DJ and the non-mom models groupies probably want a piece of him…
Not that it matters…
What matters is that, when you commit to becoming famous for being half naked, you need to put your personal life aside, and you need to trap your men in other ways, like say, by being a fucking babe, instead of by polluting your uterus…
Even though, you know she will bounce back from this, and look better than most moms, reminding the world that fat moms are just lazy and making excuses, like part of some secret society of cake eaters…
She’s still damaged fucking goods, and for that brands should protest her…seriously…
Posted in:Doutzen Kroes
2014
14
May
Lara Stone has great tits. It’s too bad she had to ruin those tits when she had her lawyers send me legal documents demanding a remove her shitty honeymoon pics back when she married some fat comedian…because when rich and funny, being fat doesn’t fucking make much of a difference..
If you don’t know who Lara Stone is, she’s a BUSTY AS FUCK FASHION MODEL WHO SHOWS HER TITS and today she’s on the cover of some German magazine , that is unfortunately not a German fetish magazine where she’s getting shit on, but rather some fashion art shit, but they still put what I assume is her cunt on the cover…and a cunt on a cover is better than a cunt in underwear even when the cunt belongs to a cunt…who tried to sue me…and shut me down..because she’s not rich enough to not give a fuck about small players like me…it’s like seeing some rich person kicking some homeless person in the face because she can…EVIL..
Anyway, I’m always up for fashion porn…
Posted in:Lara Stone