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2014

30

Apr

Eugenia Suarez in Lingerie of the Day

Eugenia Suarez is the next Shakira…if Shakira was from Argentina not Colombia and actually hot…maybe I’m like Donald Sterling and think all South Americans are the fucking same…something that I’d let my 21 year old hooker record me saying, only for me to get forced into selling my personal assets, since being a racist, is against the rules, even though all the other billionaires out there, who became billionaires doing illegal and soulless things…get to keep their assets…which has nothing to do with anything, at least not when staring at this Eugenia Suarez in some boring lingerie pics…because all lingerie pics are boring, whether they feature hispanic superstars, or your fucking mom…I kind of hate them all…maybe because I’m more into sniffing panties than looking at pics of panties…who knows…

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2014

30

Apr

Dani Thorne in a Thong Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Here is Dani Thorne trying to carve her own place in the world…by posting some of the worst shot bikini pics every to happen on instagram…because I guess the new age of hipster “I Don’t Give A Fuck”…is going to the trouble to upload a picture of yourself for your audience…even though that is technically giving a fuck…and making sure you just don’t pose in it…

I don’t know much about the THORNE family, other than that one of them is 16 and apparently, famous, meaning the parents are hippie stage parents who figure, why not monetize kids when you have them, and this is the older one, jealous of the younger one, leading to her doing shit like this….along with other campaigns like THIS ONE and THIS ONE ….not so hot, but leveraging her sister…it works for her…

TO SEE HER NASTY GAL CAMPAIGN THAT Isn’t Hot Enough to Post CLICK HERE

Posted in:Dani Thorne

2014

30

Apr

Charlotte Kemp Muhl Panty Flash in Numero of the Day

Charlotte Kemp Muhl is apparently Sean Lennon’s girlfriend, they’ve been dating since she was “18”…after meeting at Coachella in 2006, before McDonald’s raped the event and filled it up with Urban Outfitters shoppers…who don’t realize anything with the world URBAN in it is dumb.

She’s been modelling since she was 13 ,because I guess she was freakishly tall…and apparently she also makes music, music I am too lazy to bother looking up, because all I really care about is that she’s in a photoshoot flashing her panties, like she was Paris Hilton performing for the paparazzi…or any girl who meets me because they just can’t keep their pants on, I’m that exciting…or they are just that medicated…

Posted in:Charlotte Kemp Muhl

2014

30

Apr

Izabel Goulart Compromising Pics on Instagram of the Day

Izabel Goulart posted this picture of her on Instagram from set yesterday, where she was shooting in Miami, but didn’t seem to have the decency to give me a call to meet up for lunch, because that’s just the kind of trick she is…

Normally, Izabel Goulart posts pics of her working out, in ridiculous long leg lean body goodness, but today she decided to simulate a rape for what she calls a “secret project”…

Now I know that girls have 3 major sex fantasies when they masturbate, lesbian sex, gang bang and rape…so maybe this has something to do with that…

Or maybe it’s international women’s rape day, where you support those who have been raped, because for some reason like making a racial slur, rape commentary brings out the rape victims, and rape victims are fucking annoying, because unlike girls with rape fantasies, they are all traumatized by the shit.

Not that it matters, I mean a picture says a thousand words, and allows you to create your own creepy to it, I’m just posting pictures, cuz that’s what I do…whether it’s simulated sex, rape, or just a gay dude doing her hair, who cares…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

30

Apr

Hot Hipster Model for Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

Her name is Gabri…and I guess she doesn’t matter in the grand scheme but what does matter is that she’s starring in this hot as fuck, raw, fashion porn type pics, wearing some sheer outfits looking all young, hot and seductive, like you just met her at the after party after you did too much Molly and feel like you’re about to shit yourself, so you run home only to find these pics of her to jerk off to and ask yourself whether she was the one, like a craigslist misconnection, only with more sheer hipster clothing…

The photographer’s name is Alessandro Casagrande, and he’s good…

TO SEE MORE OF ALESSANDRO CASAGRANDE’S PICS VISIT BIG HOUSE DIARY

Posted in:Alessandro Casagrande

2014

30

Apr

Mariah Carey in Lingerie for Terry Richardson of the Day

These Mariah Carey lingerie pics by Terry Richardson for some random magazine circulated the internet hard yesterday, people were laughing at how photoshopped she was, while others were loving her huge tits and thickness, while I was busy trying to fuck a senior citizen I met at Costco for my early retirement which is surprisingly exactly what Nick Cannon was doing when he knocked this BOTOX filled piled of Glamour up…

I kind of appreciate that she doesn’t believe in aging gracefully, but rather pretending she’s still 20, but I prefer when she lost her fucking mind and was throwing feces at everyone around her…because that’s what bipolar diva bitches do…

Either way, I’m into this….even if it’s less Mariah and more digitizing….

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2014

30

Apr

Kate Upton Fat on Set of the Day

Here’s a picture of David Kirsch, who is some a guy celebrities turn to to get fit, with the caption saying something like “My good friend Kate Upton”…which means they work closely together, and which brings up

1- Does Kate Upton work out on a regular basis and this is a product of a celebrity trainer, because if it, she’s really destined to be fat as fuck…

2- Does Kate Upton realize she’s fat as fuck, and is she working with the celebrity trainer to not be fat as fuck, like she was Jennifer Hudson…

3- Why does she have the confidence to model, even in clothes when she’s fat as fuck, is it because she knows she will be photoshopped, or is it because she’s delusional, and thinks she’s hot from all the positive reinforcement that she gets from all you perverts who love her, and I guess who really fucking cares…

TO SEE PICS OF HER FAT TITS ON SET BY THE PAPARAZZI…BIG TITS SPILLING OUT EVERYWHERE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

30

Apr

Attention Whore Micaela Schafer Playing Topless Soccer and Other Videos of the Day

A Girl Who Dropped Her Phone and Really Wanted to Check Her Instagram Feed…Bad Enough to Die for It…Idiot…

Husband Chases Wife’s Naked Lover

SHOCKING!!! Video of a Man Throwing a Cute 1 Year Old Baby…What the Fuck…This one actually upset me, which rarely happens. We’ve found my breaking point.

Florida Cop Pulls His Gun after Losing a Road Rage Battle…

DO NOT WATCH THIS – A Man Cuts Off his Genitals…

Posted in:Videos

2014

30

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I haven’t officially had sex with an old lady for a retirement plan like I was Donald Sterling’s extorting hooker, but I have seen a lot of big hispanic girl dance…and that’s been almost as good…even if it is far less lucrative…

Florida is still winning in fit weird girls who are happy with the low class trailer park shopping at Walmart life and that amazes me…it’s so normal…like these morning links…

A Bunch of Sluts…
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Naya Rivera Fired from Glee for Fucking a Black Dude Because Glee is Racist
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Awesome Dominos Sign…
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Some Immigrant in an American Bikini
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Instagram’s Hottest GIrls Reading Thirsty Comments Because the Thirst is Real
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Coco’s Ass Is Huge
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Some Random No Name Chick in a Bikini Paddling
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Sloth Too Lazy to Eat
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Hot Dirty Amazing Naked Cam Girls
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The fun thing about Florida is the single old ladies with lots of jewelry, lonely and looking for company, you know just someone to play cards with…

So I joined an aquafit class….then I went to Costco…where I scoped out the ones paying by check…and hit a 5 pm early bird special where meals are 3 dollars all you can eat…I don’t know why people live anywhere but florida, sure it’s a wasteland of weirdness…but all I see is the land of opportunity…

Here’s Donald Sterling’s Daughter with her friends, he was banned from the NBA Today for being Racist, something Facebook doesn’t do because it will lose all its traffic…since you are all racists…but more importantly…Magic Johnson is for sure behind now that he is going be acquiring the team and was in the hard of the scandal some 21 year hooker caused to ruin a poor racists life…AIDS is a hell of a disease, shit makes you a warlord, but only if you survive it…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Mariah Carey Lingerie Shot
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13 Animals Helping Other Animals
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A Bunch of Cleavage..
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Some Trick in a Bikini
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I Kinda Love Leila Spilman…
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Kaley Cuoco’s Husband Grabbing Tit
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18 Things the Internet is Too Hard On!
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The Farewell Issue of NUTS UK
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Ann Denise is the Slut of the Day
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Hot Asian Girls Dancing…
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Maria Menounos’ Ass in Jeans
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Selena Gomez’s White Thong..
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Cameron Diaz Went Lesbian Once
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This Dirty Mexican Slut Had Me Jerking Off All Weekend
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Best News Bloopers of April
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Awesome Dominos Sign…
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Taylor Swift in a Floral Dress Friend Collecting…
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Say Hello to Donald Sterlings GF in her Hottest Pics Yet…
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America Chest Hair – USA!
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Nicole Meyer Lingerie
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Katy Perry is Banging Diplo
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Chilis Has Intense Parking Signs…
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Halston Sage on the Red Carpet
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Yorkie Pulls Carry-On Through the Airport
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Real Fucking Serious Eyebrows
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Sophia Bush – Tight Dress
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Devin DeVasquez Hot and Naked Cameltoe in a 1985 Movie
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Anastasia Ashley’s Ass Does Burgers
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Hot Babe Naked in TREATS
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Crackhead Stabs Himself on a Dare
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I wanna Suck Liz Hurley’s Asshole
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How many things are there….
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Megan Fox in LA
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It’s Hug an Australian Day – Here are Hot Australians
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Deadlifter Head Banger….
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Babes in Sports Bras
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One Dirty Camel Toe
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Eva Longroia Hot in a Mini Dress
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Ireland Baldwin’s Nipples at Coachella….
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Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne Break Up and Bitch Moves Out
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The Science of Tsunamis.
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Don’t Bash Mobile Phones with a Hammer..
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Silly Life Hacks
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Jonah Hills Shows Why He’s Fat
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Chrissy Teigen is Such an Attention Whore…
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Drunk Teacher Who Gave a Lap Dance is the Best
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Naked Cannonball Flip
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Katie Cassidy Boring in a Bikini
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The Man Who Fucks His Bike
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I Could Get Used To Fucking These Tits
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John Travolta’s Hairpiece is Next Level…
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Jailbait of the Day
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Rihanna’s Midriff!
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25 Most Hilarious INSIDE The NBA Moments
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Old Lady is Done with this Dance Performance GIF
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Chrissy Teigen is a fat attention whore and she’s talking about her sexlife beyond her wallet fucking…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Today in Webcam Solo Sex
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Girl Strips
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Weird Cam Girl Gets Down…
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Pantyhose Picture of the Day
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Naked Girl in the Shower…
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Hot Dirty Amazing Naked Cam Girls
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Busty Babe Can’t Contain Herself..
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GIrl Bangs her BF
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Redhead Mastubrates!
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Real Sex from Nyphomaniac
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Naked Girl Oiled Up
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Big Boobed Boss Gets Caught Masturbating in Storage Room
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Hot Fucking Webcams!
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Naked Girl with an Awesome Bush
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Get Your Man Pack!
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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My Interview with Asa Akira!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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