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2013

19

Dec

Miley Cyrus Private Jetting in Short Shorts of the Day

People really seem to care who Miley Cyrus is getting off on private jets with…literally…. Making me question humanity more than I already do. Miley is some it girl, she’s famous and rich and clearly is a puppet in some money making scheme…she’s getting hit up from every angle, probably has a lot of down […]

2013

18

Dec

Miley Cyrus is a Christmas Miracle of the Day

Miley Cyrus is so festive. It’s just too bad she’s too famous to do a mall tour, because I think this is what kids need to be exposed to at a young age, face to face, not just in pictures on the internet they follow, because building character and the youth up from this promises […]

2013

16

Dec

Miley Cyrus Christmas of the Day

Stoned, blood shot, beady-eyed Miley in no make-up…flashing her tits in support of some nipple project that is campaigning to let girls walk around topless…even though she censored out her tits making her real passion for the cause questionable…even though it is a cause I am totally for and we should all be for because […]

2013

09

Dec

Miley Cyrus VS X-Mas of the Day

I think the logical, expected step for Miley and her twerking marketing campaign this time of year would be to twerk on a dude dressed like Santa….and I wouldn’t really think it was a Sac-Religious as the people who are saying it is Sac-Religious, you know the grannies who show up to tree lighting events […]

2013

02

Dec

Miley Cyrus for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Miley Cyrus is fantastic…in all that she does, even if it is annoying to 90 percent of the population, they are just haters…and even if her sex appeal is really almost non existent as her flat skinny girl ass tries to twerk like it is hip hop and pretty much just fails…but we have to […]

2013

26

Nov

Miley Cyrus Tweets a Twerk Event of the Day

A try hard LA rich kid has to learn authentic shit for rip off for her own personal gain somewhere…I mean it’s not like they teach twerking at Disneyland…or in Beverly Hills at her expensive dinners…hair salons…etc. I am not against disconnected rich kids…I just prefer when they know they are disconnected rich kids…but exploring […]

2013

11

Nov

Miley Cyrus Vagina Party at the EMAs of the Day

The EMAs, which I guess stand for European Music Awards, even though they would be more fun if they stood for Enormous Mom Anus, because moms with big anuses have a shitty end of the deal…cuz they also have Enormous Mom Vagina…none of this has anything to do with Miley but as far as I’m […]

2013

31

Oct

Kelly Ripa is the 100 Year Old Miley Cyrus of the Day

If you’ve ever wanted to see what Miley Cyrus may look like when she’s 100 years old and a mom of a dozen half Mexican babies after life fails for her and she ends up being a morning talk show host instead of the next accessible white girl in Hip Pop music…you know the Nicki […]

2013

31

Oct

Miley Cyrus’ Titty Clam Costume of the Day

People may want to hate Miley’s Lil Kim costume – because they just don’t see the high concept money making puppet that Miley Cyrus is…or because they don’t understand why she chose a titty pastie that was bigger than her entire titty…but they do seem to like making “twerk or treat” jokes…even though Miley doesn’t […]

2013

30

Oct

Miley Cyrus Pumpkin Carving Porn of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a pumpkin artist, some may even call her a visionary or an idiot savant with no formal art training but who creates such masterpieces…on her canvas that is pumpkins…work, if you can even call it that, that involves a girl getting eaten out by another girl, fun and a dude fucking a […]