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2014

24

Apr

Chanel West Coast’s Got an Ass of the Day

Chanel West Coast is some manufactured porn looking rapper, who sounds like a bootleg Iggy Azaelea who I guess sounds like a bootleg Lil Kim, up on some Nicki Minaj shit, where all the fat ass, thin waist white girls get all famous and shit because they either fuck or like fucking with black dudes…who make records for them…She’s singed to Young Money…and she’s got a ridiculous ass…she’s really interchangeable with so many of these girls before her, but I love a fat ass, and more and more girls have these fat asses thanks to hip hop, hormones in the food, and instagram, so whenever they are posted on Instagram, whether they are capable of rapping or really anything other than having a fat ass or not…I watch…

Here’s her music video…

Posted in:Chanel West Coast

2014

24

Apr

Iza Goulart’s Boxing Erotica of the Day

My friend got mad at me for saying Iza Goulart’s got a man face and that her fitness has being going into her testosterone reserves and killing off things like estrogen…helping her avoid annoying womanly things like her getting her period…

But the fact is, all these tall BRazilian models, except maybe for indigenous Adriana Lima who they found in a hut in the woods, have man faces…

Which coincidentally coincides with the fact that Brazil has the most Trannies per capita…

Leading even an amateur journalist like me to put two and two together…and what it comes down to is born with a dick that was removed or tuck to save the family from a life of poverty or not…I’d still fuck her, or let her fuck me, but only after she does this boxing routine on my dick to see if I still feel….

Posted in:Iza Goulart

2014

24

Apr

Nina Agdal’s Boring Bikini Campaign of the DAy

You want to know what fucking sucks?? Catalog pics of a bikini model in a bikini…not because I hate bikinis, or bikini models in bikinis, but because they are always fucking boring…because shit is for a catalog and not a bikini model fetish site…where there’s any concept of strategy in making shit interesting….

Whether it is retard head Nina Agdal, the hooker who broke down so many barriers like so many hookers before her, you know booking SI Swimsuit for free, without having an Athlete boyfriend…or any other of these bitches…shit is not inspiring and more just marketing for them to find rich husbands like so many hookers before her…

Boring.

What could they do to make it better? Maybe a little Pornstar Experience…that is hooker talk for ANAL!!

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

24

Apr

Ashely Tisdale’s See Through of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has a weird fucking fan base…because every time I laugh at her shitty plastic surgery, or the fact that she’s left out of most conversations involving the Disney Sluts you Want to Fuck because she’s built on some Sarah Jessica Parker facial platform…people go fucking crazy…

It’s like they don’t understand that the reason I singled this bitch out was because she won some MTV award for being the hottest girl of the year, only for anyone with a brain to know that shit was paid for and a fucking scam…

So unless she’s in a sex tape, I am hardly interested, even her white t-shirt with no bra hustle bores me, even when you can make out her nipple, because this level of famous should be fisting her own ass on webcam to pay her mortgage…

I guess none of this really matters…I mean the real issue is I just spent 2-2.5 minutes writing about Ashley Tisdale, and as a grown man who didn’t watch High School musical with my kids, or lust after the cast because my wife wasn’t fucking me at home, that’s too much fucking time to spend on her….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2014

24

Apr

Ashley Benson Singing for her Fans of the Day

Ashley Benson is singing on Instagram, because she wants everyone to know that she’s more than just the fat girl in a bikini from Spring Breakers…

I think the whole instagram movement is funny.

People post the most ridiculous shit about themselves, including but not limited to their last shit, or in Ashley Benson’s attention seeking through songs, or taking her extensions out…

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

24

Apr

Kate Mara Throwback Adam Fedderly Shoot of the Day

Kate Mara is Rooney Mara’s sister…

I think she’s more successful than her sister…but I haven’t heard from either of them…

Here she is in some throwback pics from ADAM FEDDERLY a photographer I’ve never heard of…and shit is up on some hipster erotica kick that I am all about…because hipster porn is the future of my masturbation…

Posted in:Kate Mara

2014

24

Apr

Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Like it is Wear a Bikini Attention Seeking Season of the Day

Her name is Jessica Lowndes. She is from Canada. I am from Canada. Which means I have probably fucked her mom. Who know’s maybe I am even her dad because Canada is one of those places where everyone knows everyone, we meet at the Igloo convention where we drink Maple Syrup and play hockey, and I seem to know all the fame seeking shitty people, who either work on making themselves famous, or work on making they kids famous, because it’s too late for their old, beat up, hooker pussies…and what it comes down to is that I’d still fuck this Jessica Lowndes in or out of her bikini like I was her dad, even if I was her dad, since I may be her dad…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2014

24

Apr

Father of the Year and Other Videos of the Day

Nothing like a dad who lets his naked baby smoke

If you don’t like babies smoking…here’s some NYC Then and now

Here’s some teen hit by fireworks

The woman who was hospitalized after a two hour orgasm…

Man VS Spider…

World’s Tallest Base jump…

Posted in:Videos

2014

24

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Never ask a mom of three who is in her 40s to send you a pic of her asshole when you are eating….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Weird Asian Product for Tits….
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10 Most Heartbreaking Losses in NBA History
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Twitter Sluts of the Day
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35 Most Photogeneic Goats on Instagram!
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Jodie Foster Lesbian Married…
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The Queen DJ
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So Much Redheaded
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Cameron Diaz Explained Why She’s Single…
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Katy Perry VS Katy Perry Super Fan
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Shave of the Day
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The Vending Machine Hates Doritos
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CAM GIRLS ARE MY DREAM GIRLS
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

I broke instagram today…officially hitting 10,000 friends…which would be more exciting if I didn’t already have 10,000 friends 3 years ago when instagram deleted my first account, then 2 years ago when I had 6,000 friends, then last year when I had 3,000 friends…if anything it is just a reminder that I would be at 500,000 friends by now…if I played my cards right, but I never do….

The good news is that I offered my 10,000th follower a blow job and it turned out to be a girl…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Cameltoe that Broke the Fucking News…
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Hilary Duff – Still Hot
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A Whole Lot of Hot Asses
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Kimberly Garner is Hot in a Bikini
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Peter Dinklage Hula Hooping
GO

The 90 Best Rap Albums of the 90s
GO

SLUT OF THE DAY
GO

Tan Mom is a Celebrity Boxer
GO

Stacy Kiebler Still Hot as Fuck
GO

Sophie Simmons Big Fucking Tits…
GO

Sofia Vergara Busts the Cleavage…
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Meryl Streep GETTING HPV of the Day
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3 Gerneations of a Family Feeding…
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Selena Gomez Side Tits….
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Kate Hudson Self Magazine
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Mel B Picking Her Ass
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Naked Bitches in NUTS
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Chloe Goodman in NUTS UK….
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Kate Beckinsale GIFS
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So Many Staged Pics of Taylor Swift in NYC
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15 Reasons why drunk girls peace out….
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10 People Surrounded By Assholes…
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Charlize and a Black Baby at the Baseball Game
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Cameron Diaz Sloppy Old Lady Tits
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Katy Perry Makes Children Cry
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8 Romantic Spots to Dump a GIrl
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Sarah Dumont for Maxim
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ScarJo Naked in Some Movie
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Scarlett Johansson’s Huge Mom Tits EveryWHere
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Demi Moore’s Got Grey Hair
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Kimberly Garner Amazing in a Bikini Top
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Some Trashy Slut in Cheesy Lingerie
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Amy Adams is Slutty in GIFS
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Kristen Bell Naked in ALlure
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Hilary Duff Fat Ass in Jeans
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Heidi Klum is Too Old for Red Carpet
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60 GIFs of Amber Heard!
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Justin Bieber’s Instagram Disaster
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Mischa Barton Event Tits…
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Cora Keegan Tits in Trendi Magazine
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Caitlin Wynters Topless Easter Shoot…
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Anastasia Ashley Built for Burgers…
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A Whole Lot of UnderBOOBS
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Iggy Azalea Stopped Crowd Surfing Cuz She Gets Fingered
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Kung Fu Porn!
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Cumshots Set to Natalie Imbruglia
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Girls Show You How Often They Cum
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Skinny, Naked, Young Looking Bitch
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Squirt In Her Own Face
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Hot Smut GIFS
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GAPING BUTTHOLES!
GO

Skinny Dip in the Pool
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CAM GIRLS ARE MY DREAM GIRLS
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Floral Dress Wearing Immigrant Looking Blonde Bitch Gets Naked
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Some Bitch with a Glass Dildo and Huge Tits Fucking Herself Good
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Get Your Man Pack!
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Spin the Dildo
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Huge Tits
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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My Interview with Asa Akira!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS