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2023

27

Jan

Kaili Thorne’s G-String is Cutting Off her Circulation of the Day

Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s illegitimate sister the mom adopted and brought to LA to either hedge her bets with another Florida child to make into a star, or to be the one they put on the frontlines as they Navigated the creepers of Hollywood while protecting the Golden Child Bella!

She was early to the selling racy content using the strong family brand name to push subscribers and I like to think her high earnings influenced her sister to hop on board despite being a Disney kid by building out her own premium content channel and her own agency producing content for other people to produce premium content….it’s all so exciting because it’s turned normies into pornies!

I think that Bella Thorne hooping onto the platform was like Kim Kardashian promoting a period pill, all the drones who do what these ppl tell them get on board with the idea, and now as perverts we are drowni in nudes!

My timeline could be totally off, I could be giving the Thornes too much credit, but when I see the sister’s g-string basically cutting into her like a torture device, murdering or at least torturing that ass because she’s racy, maybe too much credit is what the family needs!

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2023

27

Jan

Courtney Stodden Bikini on a Boat of the Day

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I may be the only person who thinks Courtney Stodden is a legend!

Her and her clown matter but that may only be because I am old to remember when she was tabloid fodder for being the child bride, which in and of itself was pretty fucked up, but no one seemed to think it was off at the time, instead they’d point at the young girl and call her a whore who ruined the life of an actor no one ever heard of before her.

I was always convinced she was a stripper he met, in her mid 20s and the underage bride thing was just a weird marketing angle, but I have a feeling it actually was just a creepy story.

But since she went full bimbo, turned to sex tapes, now exclusive sexy content for the fans, maybe my conspiracy is right.

I do know that my biggest opportunity and biggest fail in this website business that is hardly a business was not collecting enough cans to afford a flight to her Halloween party I was invited to.

We could have had it all Stodden, you miss all shots we don’t take, I could have been hired as her pool boy or assistant responsible for folding her panties. The dream, lost!

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2023

26

Jan

Ashley Greene Kinky Workout of the Day

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Ashley Greene was always overrated Florida trash, who pretended to be Hollywood glam, but you know that no one took her all that seriously….especially after lying to us about not fucking the Jonas Brother she was dating for clout during the Twilight Saga she was lucky enough to be cast on, where hopes of dreams of no longer being Florida trash could be tasted harder than that Jonas Brother’s pussy juices while they were pretending to be celibate!

Anyway, she fell off, twilight was her only real gig, and now she posts content, probably paid content deals, so she’s still earing, of her humping some kind of fitness machine that I’ve been getting ads for all day thanks to this pic..

As the story of Florida trash goes, she’s got a body, even as a mom, with tits I’d be down to feed on…so watching her hump her way through fitness is brilliant enough clickbait for me.

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2023

26

Jan

Jodie Marsh Keeps her Round Tits Working of the Day

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Jodi Marsh, GLAMOUR MODEL, who does good things for animals, and not just the freaks who still jerk off to her, but actual animals in need….is running an OnlyFans and since the money goes to help the animals that she saves….a fucking HERO…with silly round as fuck tits that she uses for profit…

I mean, she’s been using her tits for profit for so fucking long, that you’d have to expect her to keep it up, even if she hasn’t mastered the art of face filters, I still appreciate the effort going up against the young people raised on the internet, since she didn’t have to do any of that and when the internet was a thing, she’s just get horny nerds to do it for her…so GOOD work Jodie…PAT ON THEM BIG TITTY SUPPORTING BACKS…

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2023

26

Jan

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs aren’t the most efficient, comfortable, even hottest underwear around, but they are a beacon of hope for the entrepreneur out there who thinks his stupid idea won’t go viral, because what we saw with the thong’s popularity over the decades, at least up until a few years ago when everyone got fat and needed shapewear, was nothing short of creepy….

It just took the right people to make women think they had a problem, then more women to confirm that problem, for the people who didn’t know they had a problem to get into something that would ride up their ass so hard, a suffering needed to know that it works….leading to mean thinking that there was no panty besides a thong worth seeing…all while barely covering the asshole….despite being a panty….

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2023

26

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I am a fan of the titty drop, it’s just simple entertainment in this complicated time, I guess you’d have to be a fan of tits to appreciate the titty drop on the level that I do, but everyone’s I’ve met, even straight girls, assuming straight girls actually exist, which I don’t, they are always one rich guy away from eating cunt at a party, but yeah, people like tits, and titty drops are about the tits being bounced out of a shirt at whatever capacity the tit at hand can bounce out of the motherfucking shirt….it’s inclusive, it’s democratic, it’s capitalist….anyone can do it, anyone can profit from it, and perverts like me can vote on which tit is the leader of our jerking off to tits being dropped….assuming, which I don’t, that your balls have dropped and that you aren’t too desensitized to jerk off to tits like the olden days!

Titty drops are the competitive women mind in action, competing to be top tip and witnessing that unfold is possibly why we’re here living in these times. It’s our destiny.

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2023

26

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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They say that you’ll never find a tanline on a nude beach, but they’ve never been to the nude beaches I’ve been to, where the average age is 78 and the tits sag so hard that when you life them up, nothing but tanline, just not the tanline I’m looking for, which is a tanline that highlights the good parts but telling my brain “CLOTHING IS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE”….even though you know clothing is supposed to be there, the stencil outlined panties or skimpy bikini branded onto their skin, whether natural or chemical based, is perfectly slutty for me!

The point of the story is that tanlines aren’t just for trashy bimbos in the 80s, they are for all bimbos and non bimbos who put up nudes on the internet of the now.

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2023

26

Jan

Hayden Panettiere Does Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

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Blast from the past…Ol’ Neckless not Necklace LIVES!

As much as I liked to make fun of Hayden Panettiere during her peak of celebrity, she was never really all that bad, but maybe I’m just warming up to her because of all the shit she’s been through from rehab stints to broken marriages and spousal abuse and all that dark shit….or maybe I’m just warming up to her because she’s stripping down half naked….yeah, that’s probably it….get a girl in a swimsuit and I become a lot more compassionate to the trauma they’ve probably been through being raised in the industry and passed around the industry….before ending up wherever we are…

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2023

25

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Remember, you can only be MeToo-ed for so long, then they’ll forget, forgive, want you back, decide “he’s been punished enough, he’s funny, or he makes us money, who cares about the haters, bring him back”….because ultimately, the majority of people aren’t outraged, protesting or boycotting shit, none of us pay the fuck attention to twitter outrage and the fact that society bent to twitter outrage the last 5-10 years was misguided….always stick to your guns.

So get out there and #Metoo some bitches, the world will only hate you for a minute….if you’re a money earner for other people…just ask all the cancelled people being de-cancelled….allowed to LIVE again as scumbags the way nature intnded….

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Camila Cabello’s New Music
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2023

25

Jan

Bella Thorne Bra of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s rocking a bra and taking a selfie, with her sunglasses on because she’s glamourous, like a Movie star who was once a Disney star, that moonlights as a porn star, because she sells racy pics of herself to her fans because why the fuck not, get paid, be jerked off to….

She even runs a content agency that helps other girls sell their nudes, like the big sister the world needs to keep momentum up on the whole putting your nudes or near nudes on the internet because you’re a sexual being and that’s nothing to be ashamed of, even when it is, because of that micro baby dick you’ve got….BUT if you’re a chick, it shouldn’t get you fired or rob you of opportunities, it should get you paid and create opportunities…

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