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2014

15

Apr

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Tip of the Day

I don’t really know what this fitness move is, I just know it’s being performed by Izabel Goulart, the hard-faced, hard-bodied, fitness model sent from Fitness heaven/Brazil to make instagram a better place and remind all your fat sluts that if you got to the gym, you may be a model too…

I just know i want to Lick it…

If you don’t like that…here’s a bikini pic…with her hairy legs…because this is a self shot bikini pic, not a Victoria’s Secret studio shot bikini pic…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

15

Apr

Kelly Brook Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook posted 3 pictures from what I guess is her lingerie and bikini collection, since that’s the only way Kelly Brook can really monetize her career as a titty model. I mean it’s not like she’s interesting enough to have a reality show, talented enough to act in movies, not that acting really requires talent, it’s more like the ability to lie and troll the fucking world into thinking what you do is important, relevant, or life changing…because that’s what being an egotistical cunt means…

So she’s limited to make money, by licensing her name, promoting products, and I guess that’s what she’s doing, even though she’s barely famous in my mind…and rightfully so, because her body is doughy as fuck, she’s pushing 40 and she’s likely pregnant again, thanks to her big black boyfriend, and this time she won’t strategically have a miscarriage, because it’s time to mom-up…

So take in these tits, they are about to get more milk filled, not that you care, because it’s Kelly Brook and no one cares about Kelly Brook.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

15

Apr

Lacey Banghard’s Weird Sex Selfie Video of the Day

Here’s another Glamour model from the UK…her name is Lacey Banghard and she’s in this ridiculous video of her taking selfies of herself for the LAD MAG youtube channel, which means you won’t see her nipples, you can google her to see her nipples…

But you can see a low level stripper-type with a porno name, totally misguided from her mission or destined quest of being a stripper, you know what the stars and BLOODY moon had lined up for her….and that’s always fun, I guess…I mean I find it boring as fuck, but people seem to think it’s awesome, thanks to tits, so here it is…

Posted in:Lacey Banghard

2014

15

Apr

Dude Spells His Name Proper And Other Videos of the Day

This dude is ridiculous…but if you don’t like the way he spells his name….here are other videos…

A Dog and a Tiger Playing…because it’s cute…

The Girl with Uncontrolable Orgasms

The Comedian Flight Attendent….

Here are some Conjoined Twins…

Pharrell Williams Crying on Oprah…because he’s either full of shit about being proud of spreading his word and his work to the world…or maybe…he legitimately feels like he’s made it now that he’s gone viral, or maybe he’s crying because he’s making so much money…and Oprah gets it…monetize off inspiring idiots.

The model pranksters and their screw the poor prank – made me laugh. – because it shows how full of shit people are as they pretend to care – but don’t actually care…

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

Apr

Holly Peers & Stacey Poole Topless Twister of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about Glamour Models, in fact, I find them a waste of fucking time, or more importantly a waste of prostitutes who would have been available for 10 dollars a song, if it wasn’t for these magazines that tricked them into thinking they were models, with average at best quality photoshoots, because real models cost actual money…all because they wanted to legitimize their big tits, and possibly find them a rich husband…but I guess in doing so, we get to see their tits, so it’s not all that bad, even if it is some low level, bottom feeding shit…

Posted in:Holly Peers|Stacey Poole

2014

15

Apr

Madison Murray Erotica of the Day

Florida model and internet celebrity or more importantly internet crush who I write dirty things to and who ignores me even after I hitched a ride to Florida to stalk her…because I guess she doesn’t grasp love and passion or maybe she’s just not into masked obese men who don’t shower but who rock soiled sweat pants harder than a homeless man…Madison Murray had these amazing pics taken of her shot by The Head Huntr or as I like to call him…the enemy who gets my girlfriend who doesn’t know she’s my girlfriend half naked….but I’m glad he does because she doesn’t answer my calls…or screams outside her apartment…but she should…love can only be ignored so long before it gets confused for being creepy…

Posted in:Madison Murray

2014

15

Apr

Help Save Baxter the Dog of the Day

I got this very very important email…for a very very sexy girl on my very very irrelevant Facebook…

A couple months ago my friends’ dog Baxter ruptured a disk in his back leaving his back legs paralyized. Even after his back surgery the poor pup can’t even take a piss without my pals’ having to put a cathater in his dick to eliminate for him, and his poop just goes wherever.

After going into crazy debt, Baxter the dog got his wheels, and he’s scooting around like a pimp! Only two weeks ago he was rubbing his hind quarters raw trying to drag his ass around, and now we are noticing him kicking. Only a little bit, but it looks intentional.
Without a doubt with the proper therapy we’ll see him walk on his own again.
He’s only 3 years old. Cutest thing in the world. Thank you so much for spreading the word.

Now if you know me, then you will know that I think dogs are people too.

They possess the personality traits people like to think they have, like loyalty, and unconditional love, and all the other good stuff they’ve got from evolving into us as our friends and partners, while we’ve all just fallen into a self-involved dark place.

So I will always do what I can to help a dog friend out…and that’s why I encourage you to contribute to Baxter’s cause…

So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE

Here’s a video of him…being all handicap able and cute…

So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE

Posted in:stepCHARITY

2014

15

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in Florida – Who wants to do bathsalts and eat homeless people faces after shooting a black kid in a gated community before getting a DUI in Bieber’s rented lambo…and fucking cuban girls…because Cuban girls…like to fuck like it’s the Revolution….

Here are some Morning stepLINKS…

Creepiest Dance on Britain’s Got Talent…
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The Creepiest Looking People Pretty Much Ever
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16 Pet Products That Will Make Your Pet Hate You
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The Rosemary’s Baby Trailer is Silly…
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The Gone Girl Trailer is Here…
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Girl Meets World is Here
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Some Girls in Sports Bras….
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Guy Fieri Abusing a Woman Pic…
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Luckiest Wheel of Fortune Contestant Ever…
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Maria Menounos Ass in Skirt
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Some Girls with Thigh Gap….
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Mimi Faust Sex Tape Goes On and On…
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Topless Models in Denim Jeans…
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Elizabeth Loaiza in Lingerie
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These Girls Will Change Your Fucking Life….or At Least Make You Cum
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Apr

Captain America XXX Exxxclusive of the Day

VIVID PARODY has just released this amazing new Captain America XXX clip. We have the EXXXCLUSIVE Clip. Because VIVID are amazing…and along with doing the countless Celebrity Sex Tapes, they also dominate with PARODY PORN…which in case you didn’t know, is some of the best kind of porn to watch – because it’s entertaining, even when you aren’t a fan boy.

This month we have the HARDCORE EXXXCLUSIVE of CAPTAIN AMERICA XXX ….

Here’s the press release:

strong>>Captain America XXX: An Axel Braun Parody available at VIVID PARODY

Legendary director Axel Braun and adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment have brought plenty of joy to adult entertainment fans with their best-selling superhero parodies, and now they’re tackling the quintessential American hero: Captain America!

Braun wrote an original screenplay for Captain America XXX, in which Cap fights for the Cosmic Cube against Baron Zemo, Sin, Crossbones and Batroc, with the help of Sharon Carter, Diamondback, Falcon and Quicksilver. The result is an epic sexy spoof that once again has better costumes, more geek cred, and definitely bigger boobs than the original.

“It’s almost too much awesome in one movie,” said Braun, who recently won his fourth consecutive AVN award for Director of the Year. “Call me nostalgic, but I like to see my superheroes in their classic costumes, especially if they’ve never been portrayed in a live-action movie…and in my adult spoof I was able to really go all out, so I’m one happy fanboy!”

Aaron Wilcoxxx plays Captain America, Phoenix Marie reprises her Avengers XXX role as Sharon Carter, Claire Robbins is Sin, Kleio Valentien is Diamondback, Jessica Ryan is Hellcat, Britney Amber is a hot USO Girl, Ryan Driller is Baron Zemo, Tyler Knight is Falcon, Bill Bailey is Quicksilver, Derrick Pierce is Crossbones, and Giovanni Francesco, who previously played Batman in Braun’s highly successful The Dark Knight XXX, steals every scene he’s in as the mustached French villain Batroc

To see the clip CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW

2014

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess the internet doesn’t like black porn, or black sex tapes, because the second I posted the Mimi Faust sex tape…hackers attacked the site and we’ve been struggling to keep it up all day…serves me right for encouraging this kind of behavior….

Her name is MIMI FAUST AND I LIKE THE WAY SHE FUCKS THE HIP HOP COMMUNITY

Here are some links…

Marloes Horst Gets Fingered at Coachella by Ale Pettyfer
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The US Airways Shit is So Good…
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Baby Elephant Calf Charging…
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Boobs Can’t Save This Situation
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Miranda Cosgrove in a Photoshoot
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Ultimate Warrior Died of a Massive Heart Attack
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Abbey Clancy is Hot in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner Does Coachella
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Taylor Swift’s Legs..
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Ashley Benson Whores for McDonalds…
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Elizabeth Loaiza in Lingerie
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Guy on the NEws Caught Looking at Porn
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Jessica Simpson Not So Big in Yellow
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The Bear VS The Avalanche
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18 of the Funniest Youtube Comments Ever
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100 of the Hottest Girls at Coachella
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10 Weird Facts on Human Evolution
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The Problem With Outdoor Raves
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Squeaking Sloth
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Cyclops Baby is the BEst Thing I’ve Ever Seen
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Eating Junk Food at the Gym Prank
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Slut of the Day
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Topless Models in Jeans…It’s a Thing.
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Denise Richards Tank Top
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Cerebral Palsy Workout Video
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John Hamm’s Soccer Documentary…
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Bar Refaeli Big Tits in GIFS
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More Coachella Pics – Because Coachella Happened….
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Nudity in a Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas
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Christina Hendricks Will Never Be Pregnant
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Maria Menounos’ Big Booty
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Paris Hilton in a See Through Skirt
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The Hot Rubiks Cube in a Bikini Girl
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A Bunch of Huge Fucking Tits
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Mischa Barton See Through at the Airport
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Claudia Romani’s Butthole
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Kate Upton Tits to Celebrate Her Wanting Smaller Tits
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Joanna Krupa Hot Hot Hot…
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Today in Thigh Gaps!
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Even the Coconuts are Branded at Coachella – So Fucking Lame
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Lookin’ Down Some Big Tits Shirts
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Top 10 stepSMUT posts of the Month…
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Captain America XXX ExxxCLUSIVE
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Perfect Ass Selfie…
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Classy girl Drinking her Own Piss
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Topless Lifeguard of the Day
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Big Boobs Naked in the Bath
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One Dildo’s Not Enough
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Cab Driver Turns Down Sex – I Think it’s a Staged
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An Anal Prolapse Won’t Stop This Bitch
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Fail at Stripteasing…
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Life Changing Anus…
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Mimi Faust Sex Tape
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS