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2014

07

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute Nude on the Beach of the Day

You know what I like…Edita Vilkeviciute or any model…flashing the paparazzi her vagina after changing on a beach she’s prancing around topless on, even if I’ve seen her tits already, even if tits aren’t a big deal and are really just tits, even when they are great tits, because I prefer seeing a girls nipples, than not seeing her nipples, especially when those nipples come with hipster model bush…my favorite kind of bush…all this to say…Edita Vilkeviciute is a lot of fun.

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2014

07

Apr

Kaley Cuoco’s Bikini on a Swan of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco rode an inflatable swan harder than she rode John Ritter the day he died of a hard attack on set of the show they worked on before she got implants…and she decided to post the pics to celebrate…after she got implants that from this angle don’t look like implants, but that maybe I am just blinded by the stupid this shit radiates…who knows….

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2014

07

Apr

TOP 9 Miley Cyrus Performing in NYC of the Day

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Sure they all look the same, but here are the best 9 pics of her show in NYC…that you can masturbate to, if you’re not bored of Miley Cyrus like the rest of the fucking world.

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2014

07

Apr

Chance the Rapper is a Joker of the Day

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This is pretty funny…So I guess there’s a rapper named Chance the Rapper…and some kid took a pic of him at the airport, tagging him, and since everyone is addicted to their phone and on social media all day, chance the rapper got notified and got the kid back…and for some reason…I find that pretty funny…even though I’m more into trolling people so hard it robs them of their souls…or at least their self confidence…

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

07

Apr

#SFWPorn is Making a Comeback of the Day

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In 2008 Diesel Did a SFW XXX campaign that revolutionized advertising….

In 2009 THEY BECAME A YOUTUBE THING …

In 2014…I can’t believe I still write this site…I mean 2008 was so fucking long ago…but more importantly, the #SFWPorn joke is alive and going viral…again.

In what is nothing to new to me, or most people old enough to remember 2008, here are some pics of some SFWPorn images because they still make me laugh and I’m glad this is becoming a thing, even if it is 6 years too late.

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

07

Apr

Chick Eats Ghost Pepper and Other Videos of the Day

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Here’s a big breasted chick eating a Ghost Pepper for attention, like she was some crazy dude at a frat party, only with great tits, that are spilling out all over herself as she talks about how much her mouth burns, like it was one of her UTIs…after a college gang bang party….which I assume is what she does when she decides to make videos like this…and really I am a fan….

If you don’t like that – and I can’t see how you won’t like that – Here’s a drunk dude who refuses to get out of the car…getting the door prize…

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Apr

Arianny Celeste Titty Close Up of the Day

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Arianny Celeste as you probably know was some Vegas show girl or call girl who had lucked out with the right client, who ended up making her a UFC girl so that she doesn’t doesn’t have to fuck dudes for money unless she wants to…which she probably does, since that’s the retirement plan for a lot of these girls….but the nice thing about taking a whore out of the brothel, is that you can’t take the brothel out of the girl…thanks to social media where she can freely show her tits that were ironically not free.

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2014

07

Apr

Martha Hunt Topless Victoria’s Secret Model of the Day

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Martha Hunt is a pretty amazing model who has done some work for Victoria’s Secret, and I guess that’s what has put her on that map, but I am more interested in her quest for fame when it involves more nudity like this shoot, because I prefer to see a model’s full tit, and view as the exhibitionist, who seeks validation, because she knows she’s hot, despite all the rejection she gets from jobs that choose other models over her…because being a model, is better than being a hooker, provided she’s not a hooker…considering they are all fucking hookers.

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2014

07

Apr

Kim Kardashian Bikini Hair Whip of the Day

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This just in….some bikini videos end better with a shark attack…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

07

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s my birthday, buy me stuff. My gift to you is links and stories to remind you that you don’t have it so bad, some of us are far worse off and apparently, also closer to death.

Monetary contributions to my birthday retirement fund can be made in this post’s comments.

Assuming anyone actually reads this.

Here are some stepLINKS

Random Chick in a Bikini
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Complete Game of Thrones Season 1-3 Recap
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One Image That Gives the Internet’s Perspect on Russia
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Naomi Campbell is Fucking Fastbender
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Slut of the Day
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Hot Girls Gone Fishing
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Kate Moss in a Bikini
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Mike Judge on Silicon Valley
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Kelly Brook’s Boyfriend Has Bigger Tits Than Her
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Very Cool Ad for the Sunday Times Culture Paper
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Kristen Stewart’s New Hair
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Steve Greene Bang Bus Prank
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Lululemon Spray on Pants Gag
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Fan Uses Popcorn to Make a Catch
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Shakira Defends Her Boyfriend
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The Week in Internet Foolishness
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I Want to Fuck Khloe Kardashian
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5 Awful Trends in Modern Dating
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Posted in:stepLINKS