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2014

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone told me if you pour tuna juice on a man’s asshole – it is less gay….I don’t agree.

I am going into night 4 of the strippers…aiming for some real rugged, inexpensive ones…because that’s what happens when you spend all your money on strippers the first night of stripper tour…they just progressively get worse…and worse…and in a lot ways that makes them better.

Here are some stepLINKS…


Hot Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Kesha is Out of Rehab – No One Cares
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Hilary Duff – Leather Pants
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Hot Bare Mexican Ass
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Slut of the Day
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Some Hot Chick Posing in Lingerie
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14 People Having a Worst Day Than You
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Rihanna and Drake Together in Amsterdam
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James Deen Seinfeld Parody
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Carmen Electra in FHM
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31 Random Movie Facts You Need to Know
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Pam Anderson’s Panty Flash
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French Style Simpson’s is Some Weird shit
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8 Most Amazing Putin Art
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Hot Florida Sluts
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini
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3o Pics of Some Chick named Lena Headey
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NO MORE PORN ON VINE
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Lily Allen Thinks Feminism is Dead
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Chantelle Houghton Scary in a Bikini
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Kidnap Prank
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101 Hottest Celeb Instagrams of the Week
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Jennifer Lopez Bra
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Joseph Gordon Levitt Recreates David After the Dentist
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There is a How to Eat Pussy App
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Katy Perry Has No Game
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Sarah Jessica Parker Monster
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If Upworthy Wrote Porn Titles
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Emilia Clarke in a Magazine
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Inflatable Fail
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Interactive Game of Thrones Exhibit
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Lea Seydoux Topless in Esquire
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Hot Booty on the Beach
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in Texas
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Dog Doesn’t Let Anyone Near Pregnant Mom
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Sweaty Minka Kelly
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Putin Butt Plug
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Miley Cyrus In Concert
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Martha Stewart Sex Tips
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More Mena Suvari
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Bob Costas Olympic Pink Eye is from Botox
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Kimberly Garner is a Hot Pancake Cooker
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25 Grossest Things Seen in a Hotel
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Bryanna Holly in FHM
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Kate Beckinsale Red Carpet
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Lake Bell Boring in GQ
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Mena Suvari Booty
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Ireland Baldwin Grabbing her Own Tit
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Club Life! The VIdeo
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Jared Leto is Onto Jennifer Lawrence
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Hot Girls in Yoga Pants
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Shaved Pussy Small Tits
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A Photographer’s Erotic Nudes
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams of the Week
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Hot Dog Bun Sex
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Nicole Aniston is One of my Favorite Porn Chicks
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Some Bat in Ass
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Big Vixen Tits
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CLOTHING OPTIONAL SEX VACATIONS!!
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GET LAID TONIGHT
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Mar

Miley Cyrus Private Jets with Sex Toys of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture with her sex toy….which would be actually worth talking about if she was inserting it and not just posing with it on her lap in an awkward “teen girl with a vibrator”…let’s have a good “LOLZ” for the internet…but when no one is around test it out kind of situation…

You see we’ve seen her nipples, her vaginas, not things she’ll try to fit in her vaginas, but out of context and not in her vagina, even if “trying” was a slight exaggeration, cuz I know, as a man who has fisted small girls…every girl can fit an cramped up hand…if they really want to.

Let’s hope it gets leaked as a sex tape.

Here’s a tit in bra shot from her instagram…


HERE ARE A BUNCH OF Miley Cyrus In Concert PORN THANKS TO MADAM MEOW
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

07

Mar

stepBABE of the Day

I fell in love with a Jenner, at least her name is Katie Jenner and I don’t think she’s related to Bruce Jenner, or the product of Bruce Jenner’s sex change, but rather she’s just stuck with his unfortunate last name…

She’s 18, and we had phone sex with at 6 am…Why, because I signed up to a phone sex site that is amazing because life needs more excitement and the girls I know don’t want to fuck me…and more importantly because porn sucks…so what’s a chronic masturbator to do…I also love phone sex….

If you’re wondering why I chose this Jenner…it’s because of what she had to say for herself….

I’m a very naughty girl but none of the boys my age are ever man enough to spank me,or pull my hair,or fuck me hard like I need it. I mean I know I’m small but you wont break me I promise lol I’m 18 and totally ready to play with someone hot!

I don’t mind sharing, since she doesn’t belong to me, Check her out, CLICK HERE

I SAID TO HAVE PHONE SEX WITH HER CLICK HERE

Let’s masturbate to the same girl telling us dirty things…

Posted in:NSFW|stepBABE

2014

07

Mar

Bar Refaeli Vacation Pics of the Day

Bar Refaeli is on Vacation in Thailand. I know this because I clicked on her instagram to see what she’s been up to. Not because I care about what Bar Refaeli is up to, but because I like to see what Leonardo DiCaprio’s herpes do ten years after leaving their mark on a bitch…not that herpes are even a big deal with Valtrex they clear up before they even start…and I don’t even know if Bar Refaeli or DiCaprio even has his herpes…I just figure that was a good angle to think about when viewing these pics that don’t matter, that aren’t nude enough, but that are a little slutty, because slutty keeps the fan base she worked so hard getting naked in AMerica building…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2014

07

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Riding a Horse Head of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is Riding some statues, and she’s fully clothed in some fashion bullshit for Vogue or some other obscure market fashion imprint…and I am posting it because she’s a lingerie model, and we like lingerie models, even when they represent and evil corporation that exploits Bangladeshi workers to make good margins on over-priced, well marketed, low quality, underwear for middle America…that I guess isn’t even really lingerie or lingerie modelling, but is generally half naked…but more importantly…I am posting this because a woman pressed up against plaster must be a fetish somewhere…

I like to take high concept, beautifully shot things, and take a huge shit on them…and make them bad..It’s my thing.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2014

07

Mar

Selena Gomez and Bieber Went to Starbucks of the Day

OMG….SELENA GOMEZ AND BIG DICK BIEBER WENT TO COFFEE TOGETHER…

Who the fuck cares…oh right every 15-50 year old woman who is all about this bullshit celebrity shit cuz their lives fucking suck.

The fact is, when you make a girl cum proper, and you need media attention because you are dying of Lupus, and your mom is a genius manager, you make silly things like this happen and blow them up as hard as you can….

It’s how it fucking works.

Oh and they went to Starbucks, this is called product placement. They offered it to Dunkin Donuts, McDonalds, and a few other brands, but the only one willing to pay a lot of money to get this union to happen for the hired paparazzi publicty stunt was Bucks…

Hollywood is all bullshit…

VIA THE ENEMY

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

07

Mar

Rosie Huntington Whitely See Through of the Day

I don’t know when Rosie Huntington Whitely see through pics were taken, I feel like I’ve already posted them on the site, but I am too lazy to look and more importantly too much of a crackhead to remember the 30,000 posts I’ve done in 10 years…and the fact that I’ve done that many posts, with only one book deal and one movie deal that never happened…is very fucking pathetic…

Almost as pathetic as obsessing over some twat I don’t know, will never meet, and don’t really get excited about because I am not bald and don’t need to reference her as a girl who likes bald guys and is loyal to bald guys as long as they are rich and ripped and famous…

But I don’t think looking at a bitch’s nipples in pics I’ve probably seen but don’t remember because I am not obsessing is really obsessing…but maybe I’m just making excuses.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2014

07

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Weirdness of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is single…her and her boyfriend she thought she was all about because she is 12 and that’s what 12 year olds do…especially when they have daddy issues and come from too much money and a broken home…and now she’s fallen off the rails…

She’s gone and dyed her hair purple, even though that was so last year, and she’s making these weird hair erotica videos for instagram that I feel you are capable of masturbating to…because I have faith in you and more importantly…you can masturbate to anything cuz your’e weird.

I figure now’s my chance to make her my wife and promise to help her and her modelling career…that one day will lead her in Sports Illustrated like her other rich friends…but I don’t think she’ll go for it..even if she looks like a broken down gutter street kid with no direction hipster…she’s not…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

07

Mar

Miranda Kerr for Wonderbra of the Day

I can’t really look at Miranda Kerr the same way since finding out she got fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Bieber, even when I have been told by people who have had sex with Bieber, including but not limited to pornstars, that Bieber has a massive penis, because Bieber, even when jacked, looks like this hairless 12 year old, that like the dude at the stripclub who was making out with the dyke who was built and dressed like a 13 year old boy, would require a fucking weirdo to get down with…

But she does have a banging body…and I mean as a panty model, that’s what matters, what she sticks in her ass or vagina, really doesn’t…even if it should…

So here is what I’ve been told is a horrible fucking person, Miranda Kerr, doing some underwear campaigning…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2014

07

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Golden Shower on Jimmy Fallon of the Day

Lindsay Lohan apparently simulated sex with Sam Ronson, a gusher, thanks to her big penis sized clit, on Jimmy Fallon..

I couldn’t really watch the video, because I have better things to do than look at the beacon of Hope that is Lohan humiliate herself for some overrated variety show host I can’t stand watching, even though the rest of the world thinks he is sent from relevant comedy heaven…

But I did see the screenshots, and from what I saw, Lohan plays a good golden showered, rebuilt face, broken down actress…it’s like she’s done it before…this is up on some Oscar winning shit..

TO SEE PICS OF HER AFTER THE SHOW CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan