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2014

21

Mar

Elizabeth Gillies Instagram Creep of the Day

Elizabeth Gillies is someone who I have never heard of, because unlike you I don’t masturbate to Nickelodeon…I prefer the girls I fantasize about to not to be annoying tweens in annoying tween tv…but like all girls on TV, especially Tween bullshit, she’s trying to attention seek her own way, the only way she knows how, because the thing with actors is that they love attention, otherwise they’d be behind the cameras, and lucky for you, that way involves being a little revealing and slutty, to break down the wall of kids shows..to let ppl know, these tits are real actors and ready fore real roles…

I am okay with that.

Posted in:Elizabeth Gillies

2014

21

Mar

Miranda Kerr and Her Implants Take Selfies from H&M of the Day

So H&M did a parody of Miranda Kerr’s fake titty campaign for Reebok:

With their own version of the model changing…only much less naked, and much more culturally relevant because she takes selfies, where as Reebok only used her for the whore that she is…

All this to say, people are very excited about her breast implants, doing all kinds of before and after pics, without realizing all the Victoria’s Secret models have implants…

But more importantly, that Miranda Kerr fucked Beiber, I broke the story, but no one noticed, that’s why her marriage and contract with VS ended…

But apparently, she still gets work. Fun

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2014

21

Mar

Kylie Miogue’s Sexercize Video of the Day

I feel like I did the locomotion in the late 80s, when Kylie Minogue was in her 20s, meaning that she must be in her 70s now, and for 70, she’s looking pretty good.

In fact, she’s looking better than most girls in their 40s, at least in this in Gym white Leotard erotica that features twerking, humping the dildo swiss ball, it’s a real sex toy, and all kind of other moves that remind me of every time I work out…

It was filmed by Roman Coppola, and they did good…It’s up on some Call On Me, work out erotica. I watched it on mute…because I don’t like Kylie Minogue’s music as much as her cancer surviving, but I will say that this makes me want to hang with more 70 year old bitches at the gym…a little geriatric aquarobics motehrfuckers.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2014

21

Mar

The Dr Dre Burning Man Love Letter to His Wife of the Day

I don’t really know why this “Love Letter” Dr Dre wrote his wife has gone viral. Is it because he’s at Burning Man and confused, but sees opportunity to monetize off the fucking werido hippies? Is it because he’s talking about Tupac and that shit is gangster? Or is it cuz he’s talking about his girlfriend, who is now his wife’s ass…

More importantly, I don’t know why I’m posting it. Maybe I’m a hopeless romantic who believes in a good love story.

Posted in:Dr Dre

2014

21

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump

I don’t know why telling girls you like face sitting creeps them out, when you know, behind closed doors, or maybe behind their conservative facade, they like face sitting too…I mean what kind of girl wouldn’t want to ride a dude lying on his back’s face while waiting at the bus stop…I can’t think of one…but I also only talk to prostitutes…but you get what I’m saying.

Here are some morning link…

Homophobes Huging Gay Strangers
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Scarlett Johansson Looks Old
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SLUT vs SLUT
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Hipster Facial Hair of the Day
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12 Big Titty GIF Bounces
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The Best Bikini You Will ee Today
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Nicole Aniston is the Hottest Pornstar I’ve Ever Loved.
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Top 101 GIrls Naked Right Now
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Very Patient Cat
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Triple Backflip Dunk
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Today in Smut GIFS
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Hot Naked Girl in a Tropical Setting of the DAy

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

Gigi is some Australian and like all Australian girls, she’s amazing….

I want to Crocodile dundee her and crawl into her kangaroo pouch with my penis….she is way better than all the non-Australian girls who rejected my offers all night, but Gigi…she was here to pick up the pieces of my broken heart…..with her sex…

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Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The nice thing about drinking my feelings, is that I don’t have feelings, but pretend I do , cuz it makes a good excuse for my drinking….

Here are some step links…

Scarlett Johansson’s Mom Tits at a Premiere….
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Bra-Less Babes
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Charlize Theron is Bad in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Hot Attention Whores in Skimpy Bikinis
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Med Student Auctions Off Her Cherry
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10 Cats and Dogs Who Twerk
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Gay Gangster of the DAy
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13 of your Favorite Artists Partying Over Spring bReak
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More Charlize Theron in a Bikini
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Some Slut in FHM
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The Louis CK – Bradly Cooper Inside the Actors Studio SHit is Funny
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Stacy Keibler Legs!
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Cameron Diaz Amazing Cameltoe
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Nipple Slip
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Neil Degrass Tyson is Amazing in Slow Motion
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Avril Lavigne in Concert
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I’ve Met Nicole Anistion – and Love Her
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Batman in Classic Movie Scenes
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50 Best Celebs Butts
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Emma Roberts Tight Dress
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36 Babes Stuck int the Library on Spring Break
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Dude Solves Wheel of Fortune Puzzle First Try
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How Not to Kill Yourself with Household Items
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Christ Brown Will Pay His Way out of Jail
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Kristen Stewart is a Slob
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Charlize Theron Bikini Pics
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Debby Ryan Busty
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J.Lo in a Tight Dress Forgets she’s Old as Fuck
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I Want to Have Sex with Julia Baus
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Zoe Kravitz Showing her Kisa Bonet Legs
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Madonna Doing this Game of Thrones Shit is Funny
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Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence Slutty in American Hustle
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Laura Whitmore’s Pokies
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10 Countries That Have Blocked Youtube
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Hottest Pics of Celebs Sucking Popsicles
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Some Ana Ivanovic Bitch Who Clearly Didn’t See Blackfish
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Pam Anderson Anderson Cooper
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14 Instructions that Prove How Challenging Life IS
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So Many Redheads
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January Jones Wants to Fuck Rihanna
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Babes Who Give You Dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Best of Fart Porn
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Beach Voyeur
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Muslim Ass-Turbation
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The Best SMUT GIFs ever
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Facesitting is my Fetish
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English Chick Falls in Shit
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Naked Public Dildo Fuck
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Wet Naked Finger
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Beat That Ass!
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NUDIST AND SEX VACATIONS!!
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You Can Hear an Echo in Her Gaping Asshole…
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What Kind of Medical Condition do These Girls Have….
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Learn How To Get Laid
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Mar

Hilaria Baldwin’s Instagram Pic of the DAy

So this is the reason Hilaria Baldwin is a Baldwin, with a Baldwin baby, who will have the best education available, rather than live in the one bedroom shitty apartment she once lived in, before becoming a Baldwin…Young and Nimble…

If I was an old, rich, fuck who has plowed through countless hot pussies, getting some of the pregnant a long the way…I’d figure this would be on my checklist when it comes to gold diggers…

It all makes sense.

Posted in:Hilaria Baldwin

2014

20

Mar

Masturbating Monkey of the Day

Some people say when on a shitty vacation, while drunk, and all alone, the best thing to do is to spank the monkey, but in this Nicaragua hotel, for an extra fee, the Monkey spanks you.

This was sent to me via some girl sharing a room with the dude in the picture, who I am sure will be happy I am sharing his hand job from a monkey, that he paid for, picture with the world…

I smell lawsuit, but let’s hope it goes viral first…because anyone who pays to get a hand job from monkey, should be outted to the world….it’s the most ridiculous pic I have been sent to date.

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

20

Mar

Sara Malakul Lane Hot on Instagram of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane…I have a bit of a crush on her. Last night I told her I was going to stalk her and possibly kidnap her at the gym on twitter…today, I stare at her bikini pics on instagram….

Maybe I just like her because she fucks around with me and plays back on my jokes, which is something rare from someone who is always ignored and thus easy to get excited about…

Or maybe I am just into half thai girls who were famous at home, but who have made their way back to their native America, to star in in all kinds of movies on netflix that you can jerk off to…because I’m fascinated by asian vagina, especially when it has been raised watching Thai Ping Pong ball shows…

Or maybe, I just like her big fucking tits..

She’s exotic, and I would mind if her asshole was my Spring Break vacation.

via Her Instagram

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane