2014
24
Feb
After reading – TOP 10 EDUCATIONAL LESSONS FROM THE BANGERZ TOUR it’s safe to say she’s the worst…but more importantly…some kind of puppet sent from Illuminati hell to brain wash the youth and make them all dumber…by apparently making satanic videos…and kissing Katy Perry…
Here’s the video
Here’s the Satanic Video
Here she is singing some Outkast – Redneck Version – Which is clearly the Devils Work
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2014
24
Feb
I saw Tansamerica…
I wonder what kind of damage having your dad turn into a woman really has on a girl..
Especailly when you are from a family that exploits you already and that is built on both OJ Simpson murdering people and a sex tape your mom produced of your older sister…
I mean things are under control now…but they can go south so fast and I am ready to watch…because neither of these Jenners are Kardashians…which is a good thing….especailly when it comes to body hair..
I am sure this is going to end in disaster and I love it.
Posted in:Jenner Sisters
2014
24
Feb
Codie Young is in a seriously creepy, powdered looking portrait nudes that seem like they are from some Mozart era sex tape…and for some reason I think masturbating to these make you more cultured…like every time I masturbate to DiVinci’s David…it’s not gay if it’s a statue..with a clit like penis…
I don’t know what it is from, I do know it’s creepy, I don’t know who Codie Young is, I do know her tits…and these are the pics…
Posted in:Codie Young
2014
24
Feb
Christina Milian has got these angles on lock…she’s figured out the selfie almost as well as any girl you’ve been dooped by on the internet…you know hit it from the top right and look up and your belly and weak chin look hot…it’s like every girl knows how to trick a motherfucker into going to meet them from Tinder…only to get laid because we are already there and they have a vagina…leading me to believe that the internet has single handedly made ugly people’s live’s better…and for you, that’s probably a good thing…ugly.
Posted in:Christina Milian
2014
24
Feb
This is just a test to see if Natalie Portman still matters…You know after the pregnancy, the destruction of her vagina…damaged her career…Do her loyal Star Wars fans still care? I am going to go with yes, because Natalie Portman is the kind of girl who has the most loyal fan base for no real reason other than being a hot Jewish girl who was in Star Wars…a rarity…for two very loyal fan bases…Jewish men everywhere…as a beacon of hope that they will not have to end up with an inbred troll they are expected to…Star Wars fans everywhere…as a babe in Star Wars…neither really going anywhere..
Posted in:Natalie Portman
2014
24
Feb
Paris Hilton is getting back into the internet slut groove….it’s like she’s in her mid-30s and instead of just starting a family with some billionaire she’s met along the way…she’s still pretending she’s 20 and filming sex tapes…only her sex tapes are half naked pics to instagram…instead of taking loads on her face…which is a real downgrade…as normally we evolve, and the older we get, the less we care about getting fucked on camera….you know producing a follow-up to her original movie…like a little pornstar since we’ve already seen it…and since she’s got a decade more experience at fucking all kinds of people…and what it comes down to is that I actually don’t hate Paris Hilton…she served her purpose in fucking up society and the youth…youth that is all in their 20s and super horny all the time…and without her I really think things would be different…far less herpes and teen pregnancies…and who really wants that…
She’s the Joan of Arc of our generation…and here is some shitty, especially compared to her history, self shot erotica…
Posted in:Paris Hilton
2014
24
Feb
Tereza Kacerova is the perfect balance of mail order bride…and hipster…she’s got these ridiculous lips that I feel she got in Thailand at a discount on her way to America, or wherever it is that she is, but they could be legit, and lips or not, she’s dressed like some hipster fashionista, which is conveniently how all girls dress, even the really mainstream ones, since hipster isn’t some cutting edge, we’re so different bullshit, but rather some pop tart, we are all the same bullshit, but seeing as I saw this happen from the filth of the after party floor, I appreciate it…but I could be just saying that because of the wet t-shirt tits…yep…that’s exactly why I am saying it.
Posted in:Tereza Kacerova
2014
24
Feb
Rihanna, like Miley, is all new generation popstar, who is only really a popstar because she really fucking wanted the attention on her….so she sucked a lot of the right dick to get it…and now that it is all said and done, she feels either that she owes her fans a taste of her everyday drunken, lazy, not touring, fucked the system and every in between life…or maybe she just likes when they like her picture…because it makes her feel more worthy than her 100 million dollar a year revenue..
I don’t know, I’m into watching drunk girls in their panties…always…whether in staged weird photoshoots or not, so I don’t really care that this is Rihanna or anyone else, I just want more nudity next time around…
Keep it coming…and by it I mean me…
Posted in:Uncategorized
2014
24
Feb
Here’s a video of a dude robbing a jewelry store in some other country, with a knife….he gets the jewelry, but the owners of the store follow him out, fuck with his BMX, which is a good escape vehicle when you are 10, and dude ends up dropping his stash…pretty funny…
If you don’t like that…here’s a dude on a bike eating shit…because we like seeing people fail…
Here’s a huge fail…that resulted in the death of a kid…who dropped a fire cracker into a sewer only to be blown up by the methane…when it exploded…life lesson…of the day…don’t fuck with sewage systems in the third world…
Here’s a weird wedding fail…that resulted in one death…where people were in a weird decorative thing on a crane, only to have the crane slam to the ground, because that’s what you get when you try to be creative in weddings…RIP
Posted in:Videos
2014
24
Feb
This weekend would have been better if the girl I was trying to pick up at the bar didn’t turn out to be a girl who lived across the street from me, in an apartment one floor higher than mine, who spent the better part of 2 years, looking in on my blind-less, curtain less, one room masturbation haven…I’m talking would have parties and groups of people would watch me and laugh…bringing joy to college kids a decade ago…like I was Patch Adams and they were cancer patients…
Turns out that watching me masturbate for 2 years…doesn’t lead to wanting to have sex with me in a back alley.
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