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2014

06

Feb

Martha Hunt for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess free agent being used by Free People, some other lingerie company to promote their lingerie for Valentine’s day that I posted last week..

Shit’s all romantic and a reminder that if you have a wife, she’s probably not wearing Free People lingerie, because they don’t make it in her fat size, and more importantly, she doesn’t look like Martha Hunt, because she is fat sized…and if you do things right, you’re going to pretend Valentine’s Day didn’t happen, just so that you don’t get her a gift, hoping it will motivate her to leave you, but more importantly to keep her emotional damaged enough to keep eating, so she never leaves you…or if that she does leave you…like she was Martha Hunt and you were Victoria’s Secret…

Posted in:Martha Hunt

2014

06

Feb

Dude Gets Slammed by a Snow Plow of the Day

It’s winter motherfuckers…and this is just one of the friendly reminders from the overpaid snow removal staff that it fucking sucks…I guess they figure if they are out in the cold shovelling snow like idiots, you should suffer too, because the seasonal depression, weight gain and hibernation because your life fucking sucks and you’re freezing isn’t enough…

I can relate to this video.

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Feb

Eliza Sys Naked for Fashion of the Day

There comes a time in every models life…where she has to get naked for fashion…

For Eliza Sys, it already happened IN THIS AMAZING TITTY SHOOT ….and IN THIS AMAZING TITTY SHOOT ….making me think that today’s amazing titty shoot is not all that amazing at all, but rather what this model does, like it’s her schtick, she’s a one trick, titty exposing in artistic style photos, trick…which is the second best kind of trick you can have…while the first best trick you can have is one you can pay for sex.

Either way, she’s Belgian, she’s barely a working model, but she’s hungry enough to know what moves to make, and I’m hungry enough to watch….

Posted in:Eliza Sys

2014

06

Feb

Doutzen Kroes Pregnant With Second Kid – Here’s a Tribute To Her of the Day

At risk of sounding racist…and based strictly on my observations visiting the local walmart..where I am stuck in line behind young, fat, white single mothers with 50 shades of brown babies…black guys love knocking up white girls…

I guess there is no exception to the rule when it comes to the rich, famous, supermodel variety of white girl…and the black DJs who might as well be white who married them…

Because Doutzen Kroes is pregnant for a second time…and here is a little tribute of what was, before the second baby ravages her like it was Woody Allen and her body was 7…leaving her a mess or a stretched out shell of what she once was…from Vogue Brazil June 2013

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2014

06

Feb

Elsa Hosk Nipples and The Amfar Awards Happened Last Night of the Day

I guess it’s New York fashion week, because a bunch of models were at the AmfAR event, which is some gay / AIDS event….because before Mackelmore, the Fashion industry had the gay market on lock, it’s where they work, where they play, it’s the pot of gold where all the Rainbows end…and AIDS, even if created in a lab to kill off the gays and the poor by the government, is something we should keep fighting, even if I am convinced a cure exists (Magic Johnson), but the pharma industry can’t put it out there, because it makes them too much fucking money not to…while making these Charities, that can put on 100 million dollar events for pretty people to think they are doing their part instead of giving 100 million dollars to the cause…because along with their executives having high salaries, and their offices being high rent, charities are the biggest fucking scam…and in being a scam…everyone who is anyone in fashion was there…from Victoria’s Secret models…to…well Victoria’s Secret models…since they are the only bitches we care about…oh and Ireland Baldwin…unlike most open bar parties – there was not enough vomit everywhere…

TO SEE ALL THE PAPARAZZI PICS THAT WEREN’T PULLED OFF INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE

Posted in:Events

2014

06

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Telling a girl you’ve just met through a friend that you feel like you already know her since you’ve jerked off to her Facebook profile, mainly her Punta Cana 2012 pics, where she’s wearing a pink bikini pics, then asking if she’s still with her boyfriend who your refer to by his first name….is not the best way to impress…

Here are some morning links…


This Biggest Loser Bitch Looks good
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Never Listen to Tom Sizemore
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Girls in Workout Shorts
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Nude Arab Dance!
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Love/ Hate Relationship with Sara Lance
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9 Inanimate Objects Making Music
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Girl in the Shower
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Disney’s Wreck it Ralph Actually Exists
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Top 10 This is the Jankiest Olympics Ever
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29 Misconceptions About Alcohol
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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Failed Pick-Up line of the day:


I kinda wish your pussy was like a starving child in africa, all hungry and not very selective of what it ate.

stepLINKS…

Top 10 Reasons These Olympics are going to be Very Fucking Russian
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So Many Crazy Booty….
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Caveman Kardashian Fucked Up Her Sister on the Trampoline
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Philip Seymour Hoffman was Gay – Obviously – He’s an Actor and You Have to be
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Playboy Whore of the Day
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Sarah Hyland Busting Out
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Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow
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Kristen Stewart Not Hot,,
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More Pornhub Comments on Stock Photos
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Top 10 Most Notorious Celebrity Heroin Users
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Popular Children Celebrities…
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Vicky Pattison’s See Through!
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Leonardo DiCaprio Banged Nina Agdal
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What A Fucking Perfect Set Of Tits. Don’t You Agree?
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Animals Working Out…
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The Big Lipinski
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Isabeli Fontana in Some Campaign
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How Fucked Up Are The Kardashian’s? Let Me Show You…
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Bill Clinton Wet Humped Liz Hurley
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29 Misconceptions about Alcohol
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Vagina; Weightlifting Will Improve Sex Life…
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A Bunch of Tiny Houses
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Taylor Swift in Glamour
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Break Out The Salad Dressing, It’s Ass Eating Time
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Kat Graham in a Two Piece
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Bill Cosby – Sex Offender
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Funny Pics of Famous People Farting
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Alicia Silverstone Saggy Tits
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Cate Blanchett Hates Woody Allen
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Black Model of the Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Long Legs Hailing a Cab
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Paris Hilton Pokies
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How To Run Yourself Over
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Nude Gas Pump
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DMX is Going to Fight George Zimmerman…oh God
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Some Girl Doing Workouts in the Bathtub…
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Nude Valentines Day Attention Seeker
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The Best Designed Sex Toys Ever
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Nude Arab Dance…
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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site
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Japanese Women Get Treated Like Farm Animals.
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A Compilation of Stinky Farts
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SOme Naked Amateur Selfies…
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Webcams Should be Regulated
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Cam girl will Make You Cum
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Amateur Tits
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Valentina Matteucci
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Inny Vagina Of the DAy
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A Squirting Teen
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Fisting in Public!
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Naked Gas Pumper
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Some Ridiculous Huge Tits
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Tennis Racket Dildo Fuck
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Feb

Irina Shayk is a Russian for the Russian Olympics of the Day

There is the perfect Russian mail order bride…you know who doesn’t misbehave and try to kill you when she finds out you’re impotent and live in a trailer after you buy her…and then there’s Irina Shayk celebrating Russia…one fake titty at a time…

It’s like she’s a model, but walking that fine line of sex worker, and I think I’m in love, but maybe I just know there’s a dark story behind the one we know…which gives her a little edge, a little personality…rape for sure happened…and here she is now…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

05

Feb

Miley Cyrus Nipple Outtake from W Magazine of the Day

The other day, Miley Cyrus dropped two titty photoshoots for two pretty major magazines and shit got a little bit of buzz because it was Miley Cyrus showing off her tits in photos for magazines…and this is apparently an outtake…that like the actual photoshoots will not throw a wrench in the internet and shut down servers…she’s cried wolf and drawn enough attention to herself that the only way she’ll shock or awe or even really excite the average person…is a sex tape…because no matter how over exposed any celebrity is, we will always watch them have sex…which isn’t shocking, but what is shocking is that a few years ago, when Miley was a 17 year old Hannah Montana…the idea of seeing her topless would have blown minds…and now that it’s happened so many times…no one gives a fuck…I wonder what it does to a girls self esteem knowing no one wants to see your tits…let’s hope it makes them next level their shit…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

05

Feb

Kelly Brook’s New Lingerie Lookbook of the Day

Kelly Brook has been showing off her chubby body in a bikini a lot the last few days…

I guess it is because she’s exhausted from all the work she’s been putting in as a titty model…and needs a vacation where she gained 30 lbs and frolic in the water drawing attention to herself and her black boyfriend…or maybe, just maybe these are photoshopped…

What it all comes down to is that Kelly Brook can teach us all, if you are busty, exploit them tits, show them tits, make money with them tits because if you do it right…you can live the American dream….

Posted in:Kelly Brook