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2014

05

Feb

Bangladeshi Kid Tries Catching a Laser Point Beam of the Day

The most fascinating thing about Bangladesh is not that they manufacture all your clothes at a discount in factories that collapse. It is not that they moved here run your convenience stores or taxis. It is not even that they are so fucking poor that they can find hours of entertainment from a laser pointer that they use on some poor as sit kid who has never seen one and tries to catch the beam of light for a long fucking time…the most fascinating thing about Bangladesh is that you can fuck a hooker for 3 dollars…I am sure the smells that come from that bed and vagina for that 3 dollars is also fascinating…but this laser pointer shit is pretty fucking funny.

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2014

05

Feb

Barbara Palvin for Twin Set Lingerie of the Day

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If you don’t remember Barbara Palvin, she was the patsy in the Miranda Kerr / Justin Bieber sex scandal that happened when she first walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, you know freshly imported from Hungary, and used by the company to divert attention away from the fact that their star Miranda Kerr, like Woody Allen, is a pedophile…because I don’t care how big Bieber’s penis is rumoured to be, the dude looks 11…and the fact that she fucked him is twisted as fuck…and to me justifies why she’s been fired and divorced, forced into the workforce, pounding the pavement like it was a 12 year old boy, unable to find any work…

While Barbara Palvin continues to look lovely in lingerie campaigns, as lingerie models do….

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2014

05

Feb

Australians in a Typical “Full Moon” Behavior of the Day

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If you’ve ever heard and Australian talk, you will know that they are notoriously trashy as fuck…even the rich ones are still Australian and their sense of humor and culture is based on being a nation of low class criminals shipped there to blossom…so you gotta deal with harsh, loud, obnoxious, tacky, garbage…but luckily the women are amazing to look at and thanks to their loud, obnoxious, trashy roots, don’t even realize it because they are too busy getting drunk and spitting…

All this to say, seeing Australians have mooning a train events…just makes perfect fucking sense…and if you don’t like that – maybe you’ll like a doggy style while sipping a beer down a giant slip and slide…

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2014

05

Feb

Kelly Brook’s Jungle Fever So Hot She’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Brook is built like she fucks black guys, which is probably why she fucks black guys, and unlike most white girl, she’s embraced it and advertised it, despite the fact that white dudes are racists and hate the idea of seeing their fantasy women getting fucked by black dudes, unless they are those weirdo husbands who pay black dudes to fuck their wives, a fetish most white dudes would never grasp…

That said, she’s thick, she’s round, she’s too big to be a lingerie model, yet she is a lingerie model, sure it’s for her own brand of lingerie, and sure the primary focus has always been on her tits, and sure she’s all womanly and plus sized thanks to laziness and overeating, not to mention a slower metabolism thanks to being 40, but when stacked the way she’s’ stacked…none of that really matters…

Here she is in Miami…and I kinda like it…and I don’t know why…maybe it’s the tits…or maybe it’s that she’s owning her hardly perfect self…who knows…just look at the pics.

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2014

05

Feb

Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie for Some Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know why I am fascinated by Helen Flanagan’s story…she was a soap star in the UK, who may not have been all that famous but was on TV, which is more famous than most of the girls I follow on Instagram…and instead of pursuing that career…you know since she was already on TV and it would theoretically be easy to get more work in TV…she decided to strip down in magazines and become a Glamour model…something I can’t imagine pays better than being on TV…because I am convinced these girls who are all average looking at best…do it for the attention and stamp of approval that leads to richer and more famous boyfriends…since their public profile is more than what it was when they were just working as a cocktail waitress…but I am not complaining, any reason from Daddy Issues to credit card debt to get a girl half naked is a win for me…

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2014

05

Feb

Claudia Schiffer for Marie Claire UK of the Day

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Claudia Schiffer may be in her 40s, but she was one of those supermodels in an era before instagram, when you actually needed to be chosen and needed to be professional on set, and needed to work fucking hard in order to make the millions…you know before one topless scene in a music video allowed your bird face to be the highest paid, biggest deal, since the fat one got too fat for Sample Size clothing….

She represents and era that’s long gone, when the media fed us people and we had no choice to collectively decide if they were good or not, and for some reason that represents a simpler time, because the masses and general public shouldn’t be responsible for deciding anything, because they are fucking idiots – proven by everything that is popular now…

At least when the industry chooses their hits, things like Claudia Schiffer happen….

Here she is revisiting modelling in Marie Claire UK…hiding her old face but still lovely enough for me, even knowing David Copperfield’s best illusion was making his dick disappear inside her….

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2014

05

Feb

Kimberly Wyatt Ski Jumper I Want to Get Pregnant of the Day

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With SOCHI being hated for their “Anti-Gay” publicity stunts, to the JOURNALISTS HATING THEIR HOTEL ROOMS BECAUSE THEY ARE DIVAS, to Sean White pulling out of Boardercross like it was Bar Refaeli and he didn’t want to get her pregnant…the UK are celebrating the Winter Olympics with a Reality show up on some Japanese TV inspired insanity where they get celebs like low level celebs…like Kimberly Wyatt from the Pussycat Dolls…competing in Olympic winter sports…like ski jumping and it is pretty fucking hot…because it doesn’t have Nicole Scherzinger’s dick taking away all the attention from Kimberly’s spandex pants for a change…

If you don’t like that – maybe you’ll like the toilet signs in Sochi…

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2014

05

Feb

Selena Gomez Legs in a Giant Sweater of the Day

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Despite her Lupus face…that’s what I call her pudgy little cheeks, because she has Lupus and because I assume she on some kind of steroids to help manage it, since Lupus is reverse HIV and not sexually transmitted, which is too bad when you think of it, because stories that came out yesterday say Bieber devirginized her something I have a hard time believing considering she was on Barney and the whole kids TV world, like school bus driving, is filled with pedos, would mean he would have Lupus too, and with that, we could hope for a premature death..

That said, other stories have come out today saying she was in Rehab last month, saying she fell off the rails, was abusing prescription pills like she was Philip Seymour, you know a tormented young millionaire who’s mom exploited her at 6 and who has always been trying to do her best as people watch, never living a normal life, never really being allowed to screw up, while surrounded by Bieber’s team who probably got her hooked on the pills in the first place..to forget that she had Bieber’s 9 inch cock in her…

Either way, she’s in a sweater showing off her legs and I think she’s looking’ kinda cute, but I always like the broken down, damaged, tormented souls with horrible exploitative parents…

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2014

05

Feb

Emmy Rossum Shameless Sex Scene of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is a Shameless kind of girl and not just because I am an asshole type journalist or blogger who likes speaking in puns so that I can write NO PUN INTENDED or PUN INTENDED if I really want to piss off anyone with a brain…

Emmy Rossum is Shameless because she booked the show knowing she had to get naked, that led to her getting naked in pretty much every episode, all in exchange for money and more fame…pretty much the easy way…

Now I don’t have any problem, with any reason, any girl want to be a stripper, hooker or work in the sex trade using her body to get ahead..

I just have a problem when the girl thinks she’s on some higher path, like an artist, not getting naked for money and personal gain, but doing it as part of her “talent”…

Because when you get naked, whether in character, like when you’re “Candy” in the back pages, or on HBO and Showtime…you’re virtually one in the same…one of you just gets paid more…

Own that shit, lets not white was that shit, Emmy Rossum is a prostitute who memorizes lines and I kinda like it…even if she’s awful

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2014

05

Feb

Trying to Look Up Adriana Lima’s Skirt of the Day

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These pictures are from earlier in the month, when Adriana Lima was at some Turkish fashion event that I assume wasn’t for the Muslim crowd in Turkey, seeing as she was wearing a short skirt, showing off her legs, and even a little glimpse of what may or may not be her mom pussy that she kept a virgin, until she decided it was time to shit out a bunch of kids while also shitting on her career, but more importantly on her hot under 30 year old body, that if it wasn’t Catholic had a good decade of good left in her, proving yet again how religion fucks everything up…

That said, I like to pretend I am looking or her virginity…up on some Virgin Mary hustle…because that is the foundation of religion…up skirt pics..

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