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2014

05

Feb

Morning Hangover of the Day

So apparently when you’re website is named DrunkenStepfather…people who have been molested by their stepfather think you’re a sick fuck…and then when you start arguing that a lot of geniuses over the generations were pedophiles…and when you start asking what is more boring Woody Allen, his movies, or his sex scandals…people really thinks you are a sick fuck…

Why can’t we all just get along and hate each other in a friendly way…here are some morning links…

Here are some morning links…

Top 10 Most Notorious Celebrity Heroin Users
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Popular Children Celebrities…
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How to Incorporate Ace Ventura Dialogue into your Everyday Life
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Japanese School Girls Cover Sabotage
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Some Amazing Olympic Facts
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The Best News Bloopers of January
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Sean Penn has Moved in with Charlize Theron
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Beyonce and Jay Z at the Game
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Naked in the Water!
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Coco Half Naked
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A Bunch of Black Girls
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Last night, I saw a girl in a dog cage eating Milk Bones While Getting Fucked With a Strap On – on this Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

The hardest thing about being a blogger with such a successful blog…is dealing with all the pussy…It’s like I can’t leave my house without panties thrown at me, paparazzi taking pics of me, the FBI wanting to interview me…no wait that’s the Beatles or some other rockstar…being a blogger is practically like not existing…

Here are the stepLINKS

Top 10 Amanda Knox is a Babe
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Girls With Tattoos
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Some Angelina Jolie in Australia
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According to the News – Obama Can’t Travel in Time
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Bieber Took Selena’s Virginity
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Jordan Carver Are Some Ridiculous Tits in Lingerie
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Marisa Miller’s Tits Live
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Selena Gomez Looks Like a 70s Hooker
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These Celebs Look Like Famous Paintings
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Barbara Walters Comes to Woody Allens Defense
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12 Celebs Bullied as Kids
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Kate Upton Bouncing and Clapping
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Amazing Building to Building Jump
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Gwyneth Paltrow in a Shiny Dress
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Every Transformation from the Transformers
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Spandex Suit of the Day
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Claudia Romani’s Crotch Shot
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Floyd Mayweather Didn’t Bet 10 Million Dollars
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This is hilarious to me – Let me Interrupt you for some BReaking News
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Mila Kunis at an Event
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Kris Jenner Says Bruce Jenner is Not a Tranny
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A History of Lawrence Taylor’s Crazy
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Victoria’s Secret Models in Store Appearance
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Apples Tribute to 30 Years of Technology
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Jennifer McCurdy Bello Magazine
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Funny Train Vs Car Collision
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Maryna Linchuk Boobs Get Fondled
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You Will Want to Fuck Jac
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Selena Gomez – Braless
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Bieber is Looking for a Pool to be Baptized In
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Weirdest Dance Move Ever
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Sochi Olympic Logo is Pretty Russian
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The Ultimate Tractor Fail Compilation
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Paris Hilton Cleavage
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Shenae Grimes Bra…
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Asian Chicks
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Celebs React to Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Death
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Best Dentist Ever…
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Leann Rimes Picking HEr Ass
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LeAnna Rimes Bikini Ass on a Paddelboard
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Three Ways to Destroy the Universe
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Jennifer Aniston Got Extensions to Feel Younger
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Taylor Swift Hates Getting Naked!
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The Best Designed Sex Toys Ever
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Judy Spreads her Ass in Kitchen Gloves
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Last night, I saw a girl shove 4 fingers in her ass at a Starbucks on this Site
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Hilarious Orgasms
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Girls Gone Wild Bring the Girls Going Wild
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Handcuffed Face Fucked
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Tits So Big They Are Dumb
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Insane Tits on Webcam
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Girl and her 32GGs
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The WTF Porn Award Goes to Germany
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Bored with plain vanilla? Get one of these chicks with whips – ? GO

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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Feb

Rosalind Lipsett Bikini Modelling of the Day

Rosalind Lipsett is a bikini model from Ireland, which is a concept that some of you may have a hard time grasping, like a black person in the KKK or a Jewish Nazi, because even if Ireland has more than just potatoes, like beaches, I just assumed didn’t have any sun, because the Irish girls I know, melt when they leave their houses…if they aren’t too hung over to leave their houses before sunset…

Making Rosalind and anomaly I like, you know much better than some weird mutant freak locked in the basement, because when the outcast, or outsider, or the the freak is a fucking rocking’ body bikini babe rocking’ her BEACH RIOT BIKINI ….I fully fucking support..and even follow home if I’m lucky enough…

She’s amazing…follow her on INSTAGRAM

Posted in:Rosalind Lipsett

2014

04

Feb

Emily Ratajkowski for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2014 of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit feature this year was already a given, I mean thanks to that music video of a song that has been played so fucking much I want to rip my balls off to shove them in my ears every time I hear it…that’s how much I don’t like it…so they decided to leak a pic and get the buzz going that the magazine is coming…

She’s got huge tits, that she’s not afraid to show off naked, so putting them in a bathing suit, just seems like the logical thing to do, since every girl wants a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit credit to feel validated, even if SI Swimsuit is kind of a dated concept thanks to the internet, but still huge enough because they go to the trouble of shooting all these babes and putting them in one place…which I guess isn’t totally worthless since it makes them 100,000,000 dollars…

Here’s her preview as she continues to take over the world…one titty pic at a time.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

04

Feb

Angry People of the Day

People are generally too happy in this medicated world…I considering the fact that the whole world is sad and broken souls thanks to the media making us feel inadequate, useless and like failures…you’d think there would be more short fuse fits of rage…and higher suicide rates…and to celebrate that here are three videos of people getting mad that brought me joy.

Angry guy at the Dry Cleaners…

Angry Broncos Fan…

Angry eviction…

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Feb

Stage Mom of the DAy

Carrie Michalka is the stage mom behind Alyson & Amanda Michalka…who you may not remember or know, but who were on Disney bullshit and pretty famous at a young age, something that only happens when you have a mom with an ego who either thinks she deserved to be famous, but life as a trailer park stripper with a meth addiction got in the way, or who has an ego and this her kids or really anything she shits out of her ass, pussy or mouth is gold…gold the world needs to experience, putting a fire under her ass to get them cast in shit, our just an enterprising individual who realizes managing these assholes who ruined your fucking life and body…who owe you more than 20 percent of their earning since you gave them life…are easier to exploit than working as a cocktail waitress…

That said, whatever her storyline is, she’s fucking amazing and these pics she posted of herself…are good enough to fap to, because she’s got so much going for her on so many levels…and one of those things she’s still kinda hot…and deserves the fame she always wanted…I am a fan

Posted in:Carrie Michalka

2014

04

Feb

Samantha Hoopes for Guess is the New Kate Upton of the Day

Samantha Hoopes is a new Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, she’s in this year’s magazine, despite million dollar contracts she’s signed to never tell a soul she’s in this year’s magazine, the nerds who obsess over these things have figured it all out..

I know nothing about her really, other than that she’s a Guess girl, and like all Guess Girls, including but not limited to Anna Nicole Smith, she’s got herself some fat tits…tits that we hope she doesn’t grow into like she’s Kate Upton…because Guess may have a decent track record…but a lot of their girls turn fat as fuck…

Here she is for Guess, get ready for her for SI Swimsuit…because they are marketing this girl hard, she’ll be household soon…

Posted in:Samantha Hoopes

2014

04

Feb

Izabel Goulart Has a Pretty Shitty Face of the Day

Izabel Goulart proves that when she’s not showing off her fitness…through instagram pics of her fitness…or Victoria’s Secret shoots of half nakedness…that I am usually impressed by because having a fit body is a fucking accomplishment that takes serious work and dedication that the average lazy motherfucker doesn’t have because they are too busy eating donuts…she’s got a pretty shitty face…that is up on some Sarah Jessica Parker…fort shaped, Jay Leno chin weirdness…just masculine and hard…but I guess when you know what’s under these shitty outfits…none of that face really matters…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

04

Feb

Fabiana Semprebom Vix Swimwear Catalog Pics of the Day

Fabiana Semprebom is some Brazilian model, who I’ve never heard of, who like so many other Brazilians before her, may have a penis…no wait…who like so many other Brazilian models before her, has been recruited by Victoria’s Secret, but unlike so many other Brazilian models before her, they used her once and never bothered with her again…and now at 29…she’s still working…doing very important campaigns like this one for VIX Swimwear, which is practically Victoria’s Secret…I mean they both do bikinis and are start with the letter V….

Speaking of V…I wonder how much of an inny or outty her V is…because thanks to photoshop I can’t tell if she’s got testicles…but I can tell that bikini catalog pics fucking suck.

Posted in:Fabiana Semprebom

2014

04

Feb

Claudia Romani’s Butthole of the Day

I am a huge fan of Claudia Romani even if I don’t really know what she’s promoting, or why the paparazzi follow her, or what benefit it is for her to be shot in her bikini, or why she exists…

I mean, she is like every other girl in Miami wearing a bikini, only she gets a a virtual high five that’s like “hey girl, you’re in a bikini, yay”…let’s sell these to magazines…to let the world know there are girls in bikinis…like she is some kind of leader or authority on it…which I guess is what really makes her amazing…it’s like she doesn’t need to be doing anybody to be a somebody..she’s just being her…and sometimes that involves innocently paddle boarding in the waves in a little white bikini..only to be shot off when caught off guard leading her her showing 1/4 of her buttonhole…all in good fun…all in a day’s work for a Miami beach dweller…

That said, I love butthole it is the window to a girl’s soul

Posted in:Claudia Romani