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2014

20

Mar

The Biggest Asshole in the Public Bathroom and Other WTF Videos of the Day

No, the biggest asshole in the public bathroom is not my wife, who let me tell you, has a massive asshole, as you’d expect based on her weight and the amount she eats…and I don’t mean the guy installing cameras to film teen girls peeing…I mean this piece of shit, who is actually less shit and more urine, who hoses down the fucking bathroom with his piss, like he was raised in a fucking barn, because let’s face it, based on the look of the public bathroom he doesn’t seem so classy, regal, or demure…

I don’t know why this video offends me, I am don’t work as a clerk or cleaner who has to clean it, and I have a friend who used to piss in staircases in hotels, office buildings, and on girls…it’s not that big of a deal…but it’s bad.

If you don’t like that, and you shouldn’t….here’s a Russian Vacuum truck sucking

Or maybe you like Richard Masten, the executive director of Miami-Dade’s Crime Stoppers hotline, and ex-Police Chief, was sentenced on Friday to 14 days in jail for contempt for swallowing the paper to keep a tipster anonymous in a cocaine possession case….

Or maybe you want to see a drunk guy get run the fuck over…it’s crazy…

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Mar

Anja Rubik in Vogue Video of the Day

Anja Rubik is a pretty hot model who I’ve DONE POSTS ON BEFORE . She’s pushing 30, has consistently been topless for fashion, like all good models do when starting out, and now she’s booking Vogue and Victoria’s Secret and a bunch of other campaigns that still sometimes feature her nipples, like ANTIDOTE MAGAZINE the other day….but this Mario Testino photoshoot video on instagra was hot for me…I don’t know why, but I assume it’s got something to do with her long perfect body.

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2014

20

Mar

The Creepiest Charlize Theron Bikini Video of the Day

Apparently Charlize Theron is in Florida doing a bikini shoot for Mario Testino, doughy compared to when she was in Playboy 20 years ago, back before becoming an actress, thanks to a solid casting couch session where she was apparently willing to do anything, you see her mom had just killed her dad from being abusive, and put everything in sending her to LA to get famous, and famous is what she is now…at least famous enough to win Oscars and to have her Sean Penn Creampie filled ass doing a bikini Photoshoot…where the paparazzi watch…at least according to this creepy fucking Youtube video I had no choice by to post because it is amazing.

TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2014

20

Mar

The Weirdest Guy on Twitter of the Day

So I found this guy named Steve Dawson on twitter.

I assume he’s a meme, or something in the UK, because he has a bunch of followers.

Here is what he had to say about himself:

My name is Steven D, I am 41years old, I live on my own in a Flat in Ashford Kent, I have got a girlfriend called Lisa Davis, who i am going out with

His pictures are fucking ridiculous. He is obviously retarded in some way. He post pics of cam girls he’s watching, his disgusting food, and his doing weirdness..he needs to viral…

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

20

Mar

Tara Mackey Bikini Pics of the Day

Her name is TARA MACKEY and I’ve been following her modelling for a little while, I just have a thing for tall skinny, mixed race girl, who are sometimes in music video, but more importantly naked for fashion shoots, showing off her long thin legs and toned stomach…you perky small tits and more importantly her amazing round ass that looks like it would be nice to suffocate on…preferably long enough to have her dripping off my beard, but not long enough for me to die, because I’d like to revisit that pussy meal later that week….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it’s that I am a fan of this model, and when someone who I assume was her boyfriend, or friend sent me these bikini selfies yesterday…I liked them more than I probably should…but they are bikinis, on a babe, in a selfie…pretty solid…so here they are.

Posted in:Tara Mackey

2014

20

Mar

Fred Phelps is Dead of the Day

The leader of the most ridiculous families and/or organizations and/or churches because it was a tax shelter for his insanity, that have pretty much ever existed is the Westboro Baptist church, who hated gay people, and America for alloying Gay people to exist, and in turn protested outside countless funerals, for soldiers and even Sandy Hook school shooting.

They are pretty much the worst fucking people, they still exist, but their leader is dead…now it’d be nice to take out the rest of these uneducated, misinformed, pieces of shit.

Posted in:Westboro Baptist Church

2014

20

Mar

The Dirtiest Video on Vimeo of the Day

Short Skirt by Said Energizer from said_energizer on Vimeo.

This is a video from some dude named Said Energizer, who I think is from Russia, or some Russian affiliated country that was once communist, and he’s posted videos of hot Russian babes before, being all fucking hot on VIMEO, like shit is some kind of fashion art, when to me it’s just borderline pornography, especially since it cast a Russian girl, who by default has no soul and will do porn because it pays more than being an Engineer or Lawyer…all while looking hotter than American porn chicks because when communism happened they killed off all the uglies, at least that’s what it looks like when looking at Russian women….

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Mar

The 50 Worst Spring Break Pics I could Find of the Day

There’s a lot of hype about Spring Break right now, at least amongst the college girls I creep on, and I decided to see if Spring Break now was any better than Spring Break was in the late 90s, when Spring Break was out of control, and kids would train for the shit all year, all to get herpes, date raped, gang banged by dudes from other states in a tropical setting…you know the kind of event that would make Tara Reid drop out of acting and go on a perpetual Spring Break that never ends….but it turns out that since kids party every weekend to EDM on Molly, half naked when they are posting half naked selfies, has made the whole Spring Break thing suck, at least according to the #SB2014 hashtag…because these is the best I could find on Instagram…and it’s not very good…I guess Spring Break insanity, along with land lines, are a thing of the past.

There’s no puke, herpes, tits, smut…it’s so fucking tame for a generation of exhibitionists…depressing.

Posted in:SB2014

2014

20

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Remember, I always judge a girl by the guys she has slept with, but then I fuck them anyway. Especially at 2 am.

Words of wisdom. Here are some morning links..

THe Best Looking Bloody Mary for your Hangover Ever
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Courtney Love Pretty Owns Daniel Tosh
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Jimmy Kimmel Asks “Have you had a Threesome”
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Courtney Stodden Falling Off Bike
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Kylie Jenner Bikini on Instagram
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Dancing With the Stars Booty
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Charlie Brown Trailer
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These Girls Are Amazing…All of them…
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1001 Movies You Must See Before you Die
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SHAQ’s Most Stylish Moments
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

Holy Shit.

Her name is JENNA and she just blew me the fuck away….

Seriously. I am really desensitized and not easily impressed, even when as drunk as I am, and our eyes met, sure it was through the computer screen, but her little naked body, and her fucked up teeth remind me of an actual model, or an actress who I’d never see dildo herself…it’s crazy…I’m hooked…and you should be too…


TO SEE THINGS GET WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE


TO SEE THINGS GET WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art